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Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 1:10pm On Jan 28, 2012
DONkollione:

^@JACK
y do u lyk bhvin lyk a small pikin? I kno u masturrbatte on dat ya pc which i blv is d only cure to dis ya social leprosy. i hv been noticing u n i hv come to conclude dat u hv been deserted by d female folk maybe 4rm ya UGLY LOOKS dats d main reason y A HUMAN FOOL LYK U WILL BE POSTIÑG REPLIES dat will quench dis ya s€x hunger in d late hours of d nyt (3am), I wonder weda na bado cause mk ashawo no gree gv u bleep? Mtcheeeew!

Guy i kno also dat u r not wise so a word is not enuf 4 u. #word
muki, pls do something about this comment, pls

it's an unwarranted attack
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mikuz(m): 4:34pm On Jan 28, 2012
Mukina2 is covering for Ben-10 who has gone AWOL!
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by chelseabmw(m): 8:00pm On Jan 29, 2012
Wow
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mikuz(m): 10:49pm On Jan 29, 2012
^
what now?
Why are you barking?
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Idowuogbo(f): 6:42pm On Jan 30, 2012
Whoever is d mod here or in charge, I have sent links to my thread yet nothing is bin done riteee!!!

Pls don't bloody send me anymore warning pms if you can't flipping keep to ur own promise.Let's break d rule is wot d hood says wen voices are ignored. Watch me mstewwWwww!!!
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Nobody: 8:48pm On Jan 30, 2012
^^

abeg bado hold fire dem no wear bullet proof grin grin grin .

@mods

hand over power or we declare NO POST ZONE in dis section


*this is d resistance army cmdr speaking* cool
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by dani1luv: 3:50pm On Jan 31, 2012
id, take it easy pls
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by bingbagbo(m): 6:20pm On Jan 31, 2012
* yawns twice and farts ones *
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by ARareGem(f): 8:13pm On Jan 31, 2012
Dani1luv, why should you expect her to take it easy? Don't you see the rubbish going on in her thread? Na wa for this section.
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Idowuogbo(f): 9:01pm On Jan 31, 2012
Dani are u righted? undecided

I have given you a week to do something,ur deadline is [b]FRIDAY!!/b]am sure u lot no wot am capable off doing.I will surely entertain u,d streets are coming out to play cool
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by EfemenaXY: 9:59pm On Jan 31, 2012
Dani, you need to do something about the rubbish going on in ID's offtopic thread!!

Can't you see that there's so much dirty talk and indecent stuff being said there?

it discourages any self respecting joker or person from posting anything there.

Offtopic threads used to be a place of fun where both oldies and newbies could meet up and post stuff about literally anything - but now it's been turned into some sort of manic thread for sexually deranged persons.

I nor go name offenders but have a look at the last couple of pages and you'll see the same persistent offenders posting a lot of crap there.

pls clean up the thread for the sake of decency. . .
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Pharoh: 1:37am On Feb 01, 2012
^^ +100 cool
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Nobody: 2:00am On Feb 01, 2012
DANI0LUV



U hv to do something. See me now as i was plotting runs me n booqee those unforseen riff-raffs came n killed my moral, i lost my appetite in toasting booqee. Lol. But shun joke pls restrict jackpot from entering d bar anyhow u wan do am.
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by dani1luv: 6:07am On Feb 01, 2012
I'ld see what I can do today, cos am on mobile right now, my lappie is faulty, datz the main reason i havent bin much online, even if its to buy time at the cafe i would, okay? Kpele sogbo ma binu, since jackpot has been warned and he refuses to adhere, i think i just have to do it, gve me b4 afternoon
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mukina2: 9:09am On Feb 01, 2012
Id's thread? where?

post a link to the actual problem not the entire thread

Please people.



Idowuogbo:

Dani are u righted? undecided

I have given you a week to do something,ur deadline is [b]FRIDAY!!/b]am sure u lot no wot am capable off doing.I will surely entertain u,d streets are coming out to play cool
calm down Young lady, n one's giving anyone ultimatums here tongue post a link to the exact problem and not the entire thread, and i'll check it out.

you've been become too stubborn lately angry giving people extra work anyhow
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Idowuogbo(f): 9:57am On Feb 01, 2012
^Hey old lady caution ur tongue,like seriously wot job have I given u? U making it sound as if am some pest.Listen if d link I gave u earlier is 2 difficult for y u to deal with den stroll along.Y call me names over a thread pls make una hold ur lane jare wot nonsense msteeeew!!!!,if u send me anoda pm print screening the rules its going str8 to d recycle bin.Its only wen I get toxic my voice get heard but wen am bin calm am bin stubborn,d cheek to call me dat u no I no blame u shebi power dey ur hands nonsense!!!!!
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mikuz(m): 10:05am On Feb 01, 2012
hmm
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mukina2: 12:13pm On Feb 01, 2012
Idowuogbo:

^Hey old lady caution ur tongue,like seriously wot job have I given u? U making it sound as if am some pest.Listen if d link I gave u earlier is 2 difficult for y u to deal with den stroll along.Y call me names over a thread pls make una hold ur lane jare wot nonsense msteeeew!!!!,if u send me anoda pm print screening the rules its going str8 to d recycle bin.Its only wen I get toxic my voice get heard but wen am bin calm am bin stubborn,d cheek to call me dat u no I no blame u shebi power dey ur hands nonsense!!!!!
see vexing smiley
take it easy sha.
Just post a link and it is over  wink
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Idowuogbo(f): 1:03pm On Feb 01, 2012
mukina2:

see vexing smiley
take it easy sha.
Just post a link and it is over  wink

LMAOOO!!!! see as my shakara shake u u go fear Badosky na, my sherikoko I was freestyling joor obviously I no u were joking haba am 2 jolly to dey mount case for head.Don't worry u have loads to do liv d mata 4 Dani he promised to act on it.Thanks for stopping by tongue

P.S-
Apology declined as it was only a freestyle,Oya peck me like dis kiss kiss *hugs*
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Nobody: 1:10pm On Feb 01, 2012
I cant see bados lounge. Wat happened?
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Idowuogbo(f): 1:17pm On Feb 01, 2012
Dani come ban d guy jare cool
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mikuz(m): 1:48pm On Feb 01, 2012
smh
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Nobody: 1:58pm On Feb 01, 2012
@bado. Ban is too small a punishment 4 jack, he should be sent on exile 4ever!
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 4:16pm On Feb 01, 2012
^^Ok, yes, two of you(Donkolli and the other one) are the actual haters.

Since during d voting, you had portrayed yourselves as my enemies by bashing me and my voters. Did I complain for d bashing then? No.
At last, your motive was defeated cos I won.

Why are you always cursing me and threatening d mods when ignoring me would've been your best option. Or am I that too big to ignore? Lol

You said my offence is "spiteful comments"? Lol

always giving biased clumsy complaints.

I've chosen to ignore you two cos I see you both enjoy cursing.

I won't curse back an inch if you two continue.

Mods, pls kindly disregard their clueless complaints concerning me.

Thanks
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Idowuogbo(f): 4:27pm On Feb 01, 2012
Now I no I said I was joking earlier MUKI,but hold up d last pm u sent me and jackie was a warning,u said if each one of us carried on we would be banned.I haven't said anything or done anything in d oda off-topic thread yet Jackie comes in mine to act a f00l,am sure u have read complaints from folks here about d thread,so it aint Badosky picking on jackpot.I would hate to believe you bin partial,jackie carried on with his spiteful and vulgar comments on my thread after d warning was issued if u playing by your own rules MUKI!!!!(Yes I dey halar) jackpot should be banned.Its unfair he feels he can get away with bin sly.

P.S -see link below to delete and action is ban,I won't let it GO oooooo.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-823587.0.html
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 4:34pm On Feb 01, 2012
dani1luv:

I'ld see what I can do today, cos am on mobile right now, my lappie is faulty, datz the main reason i havent bin much online, even if its to buy time at the cafe i would, okay? Kpele sogbo ma binu, since jackpot has been warned and he refuses to adhere, i think i just have to do it, gve me b4 afternoon
yeah, talk about biasedness, even d super-mod knows you. I won't say much cos Muki knows better who's beefing who. Let me not wash dat dirty linen in public.

Lemme respect authority by not dissecting your statement fully.

But just do me a favor and quit mis-yarning.

Like seriously, what'll your reason be?

Everybody knows who is cursing who.

*waves hand at d super-mod*
hi muki. This little clique can't just stop opening threads and cursing me.

Why all d threats even when they're d one shooting bullets? undecided

i hope i'm doing better by allowing only them to be doing d cursing?
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Nobody: 5:30pm On Feb 01, 2012
@mods u pipo hv tried oo.

1. 4 refusing to ban jackFOOL.

2. Why is bados thread not sticky? I must confess peeps 4rm all corners of nl visit bados thread more often bcus i know dat u know dat she has a good sense of humour.

3. D elections that was held was a BIG FLUKE! . D scumbag rigged 4 himself n el guopa. This i dont need a prophet to testify.




Ride on Mods i feel/see u"


thanks
projan.
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by dani1luv: 7:30pm On Feb 01, 2012
DONkollione:

DANI0LUV



U hv to do something. See me now as i was plotting runs me n booqee those unforseen riff-raffs came n killed my moral, i lost my appetite in toasting booqee. Lol. But shun joke pls restrict jackpot from entering d bar anyhow u wan do am.
hehe, just take it easy okay?

Idowuogbo:

Dani are u righted? undecided

I have given you a week to do something,ur deadline is FRIDAY!!/b]am sure u lot no wot am capable off doing.I will surely entertain u,d streets are coming out to play cool

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Done?? Now what? tongue

Efemena_xy:

Dani, you [b]need
to do something about the rubbish going on in ID's offtopic thread!!

Can't you see that there's so much dirty talk and indecent stuff being said there?

it discourages any self respecting joker or person from posting anything there.

Offtopic threads used to be a place of fun where both oldies and newbies could meet up and post stuff about literally anything - but now it's been turned into some sort of manic thread for sexually deranged persons.

I nor go name offenders but have a look at the last couple of pages and you'll see the same persistent offenders posting a lot of crap there.

pls clean up the thread for the sake of decency. . .

The thread has been cleaned smiley


jackpot:

yeah, talk about biasedness, even d super-mod knows you. I won't say much cos Muki knows better who's beefing who. Let me not wash dat dirty linen in public.

Lemme respect authority by not dissecting your statement fully.

But just do me a favor and quit mis-yarning.

Like seriously, what'll your reason be?

Everybody knows who is cursing who.

*waves hand at d super-mod*
hi muki. This little clique can't just stop opening threads and cursing me.

Why all d threats even when they're d one shooting bullets? undecided

i hope i'm doing better by allowing only them to be doing d cursing?

Hey, Mr. watch it.
DONkollione:

@mods u pipo hv tried oo.

1. 4 refusing to ban jackFOOL.

2. Why is bados thread not sticky? I must confess peeps 4rm all corners of nl visit bados thread more often bcus i know dat u know dat she has a good sense of humour.

3. D elections that was held was a BIG FLUKE! . D scumbag rigged 4 himself n el guopa. This i dont need a prophet to testify.




Ride on Mods i feel/see u"


thanks
projan.

It would have been nice if you stop calling him names his ID is Jackpot not JACKFOOL, , oh you wanna pull up a fight?? undecided

i know nothing about the unstickiness
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by dani1luv: 7:32pm On Feb 01, 2012
Idowuogbo:

Now I no I said I was joking earlier MUKI,but hold up d last pm u sent me and jackie was a warning,u said if each one of us carried on we would be banned.I haven't said anything or done anything in d oda off-topic thread yet Jackie comes in mine to act a f00l,am sure u have read complaints from folks here about d thread,so it aint Badosky picking on jackpot.I would hate to believe you bin partial,jackie carried on with his spiteful and vulgar comments on my thread after d warning was issued if u playing by your own rules MUKI!!!!(Yes I dey halar) jackpot should be banned.Its unfair he feels he can get away with bin sly.

P.S -see link below to delete and action is ban,I won't let it GO oooooo.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-823587.0.html
We dont just ban without concrete reasons , lets see whats gonna happen after you thread has been cleaned, and everyone involved warned. . smiley
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 8:06pm On Feb 01, 2012
Dani

I actually lost faith in you when you attacked me without any reason in that thread El opened with my profile link inside.

If you noticed, i avoided replying you there.
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 7:03am On Feb 02, 2012
dani1luv:

We dont just ban without concrete reasons , lets see whats gonna happen after you thread has been cleaned, and everyone involved warned. . smiley
i've got no warnings cos i'm not cursing anybody.


She is the one cursing and she'll keep getting the warning PMs.

See as you just quoted her without even telling her to stop calling names. Didn't you see where she typed "f**l" ?

Am I missing something here?
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by dani1luv: 7:16am On Feb 02, 2012
^ I probably didnt see it., as u can see, i cautioned Donkollione, next time u r bin called names which you dont like, just report them, And as per el's thread, i never knew its called "invasion of privacy" i'ld have acted on it., moreova i was even joking sef,


@ IDowugbo and all, Please stop calling jackpot names, I understand almost evri user here don like him, but please stop calling him names. . .its against NL rule, if you havent read the rules of NL go read again.

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