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What Men Think About Women by 190: 8:34pm On Aug 02, 2011
1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what? Uh, never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate man-loving-men!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28 You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. Its good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed p******cats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your Unclad eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72, Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73, Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationship

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Re: What Men Think About Women by Nobody: 8:35pm On Aug 02, 2011
99 points, my head is spinning
Re: What Men Think About Women by Nobody: 8:44pm On Aug 02, 2011
Jesus. I read up to 29 and got tired. For me points 1&5 are wrong though
Re: What Men Think About Women by Nobody: 8:49pm On Aug 02, 2011
This is enough reason to help this dude for a job. . Hello poster . . cheesy
Re: What Men Think About Women by Nobody: 9:03pm On Aug 02, 2011
Looooooooooool
Re: What Men Think About Women by Brite02(m): 9:12pm On Aug 02, 2011
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: What Men Think About Women by Nobody: 9:14pm On Aug 02, 2011
Awwww,190 Im sure thare are some good points in your post. cheesy
Re: What Men Think About Women by amblors(m): 9:20pm On Aug 02, 2011
guy this your 'handout" too long.
Re: What Men Think About Women by Cuddlemii: 9:25pm On Aug 02, 2011
190 is obviously in love. I am in a happy mood too. Today is a good day so I agree with whatever is here.

And I am happy ( Ok that's enough cuddles, u made ur point, get off this thread at once   angry angry)

Cuddles: S embarassed embarassed sorry. I am even going offline now. I got what I thought about what I wanted. Happy peoples are achievers, best believe!
Re: What Men Think About Women by pendo89(f): 9:26pm On Aug 02, 2011
grin grin grin grin @ post

okay lemmie read now. my ribs ache.
Re: What Men Think About Women by donguutti: 9:49pm On Aug 02, 2011
some copy and paste going on here, but as they say if u haven't seen it b4 its new,

couldn't read all of them and seriously disagree with NO 13, we don't cry(except when cutting onions) we drink alcohol when sad, crying is for ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Re: What Men Think About Women by tyson55(m): 10:02pm On Aug 02, 2011
@190, did you really write all this? I think Seun need to offer you a job on NL. A moderator on Romance section would do.
Re: What Men Think About Women by Scooby1(m): 10:04pm On Aug 02, 2011
somebody pls get 190 a summer job grin grin grin grin
Re: What Men Think About Women by Brite02(m): 10:12pm On Aug 02, 2011
Totally disagree with No. 59  undecided undecided
Re: What Men Think About Women by annita19(f): 10:25pm On Aug 02, 2011
Coming from a guy. Do we need to agree or disagree
Re: What Men Think About Women by Nobody: 10:32pm On Aug 02, 2011
guy u are right anyway, but nt every 1. an 21 dis month i never have sex b4. thinking of doing so dis year!!!
Re: What Men Think About Women by annita19(f): 10:33pm On Aug 02, 2011
Blyzz:

guy u are right anyway, but nt every 1. an 21 dis month i never Be Intimate b4. thinking of doing so dis year!!!

Are you for real? grin
Re: What Men Think About Women by Godmother(f): 10:35pm On Aug 02, 2011
I dont want to believe I actually read EVERYTHING. Nice points, though. Some of them seem to be correct
Re: What Men Think About Women by kedukc(m): 10:39pm On Aug 02, 2011
Stooory,

@OP, I can assure u that NL community has taken note of your unemployment situation, relax, ur miracle is on the way.
Re: What Men Think About Women by Nobody: 10:40pm On Aug 02, 2011
Abeg this 'frontbot' weh seun programmed don carry this topic to homepage o o lwkmdie
Re: What Men Think About Women by Mynd44: 10:42pm On Aug 02, 2011
I read to number 10 before I got bored
Re: What Men Think About Women by Kslib(m): 10:51pm On Aug 02, 2011
No 22 really got me laauugghhiinng ooouuuttt loud. 100.Guys hate it when u sweat at ur armpit!
Re: What Men Think About Women by madoba: 10:52pm On Aug 02, 2011
REALITY101:

This is enough reason to help this dude for a job. . Hello poster . . cheesy

LOL. I think that job is very necessary.

The OP needs to get a life in my opinion, he is practically on every thread on nairaland talking trash 100% of the time, being foul mouthed, obnoxious and insultive. He has got one hell of a nasty reputation and nothing he says (good or bad) holds water with me.

Didn't even bother reading his post just went straight to reading the replies from others and REALITY 101 just made my day with his comment.
Re: What Men Think About Women by blasterman(m): 10:54pm On Aug 02, 2011
80% of itsounds like what gay men think about women
Re: What Men Think About Women by Nobody: 10:56pm On Aug 02, 2011
A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
Noooo WAY! Girls Prefer ICE CREAM to ROSES! angry
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-710096.0.html
Re: What Men Think About Women by MadDog1(m): 10:59pm On Aug 02, 2011
the number 10 is really annoying! thank God i have no girlfriend/boyfriend talkmore of!
op,you really a playboy


i wonder how many inches you have in- between
Re: What Men Think About Women by mirob(f): 10:59pm On Aug 02, 2011
no.19 is so true cos my ex never stopped talking abt the 1st time I touched his hand and d effect it had on him.
Re: What Men Think About Women by MadDog1(m): 11:01pm On Aug 02, 2011
^^^ touch mine pls cry
Re: What Men Think About Women by r231(m): 11:02pm On Aug 02, 2011
you got 99 problems grin cheesy grin
Re: What Men Think About Women by Mynd44: 11:05pm On Aug 02, 2011
Actually i think he has 100 problems
Re: What Men Think About Women by Goldieluks: 11:07pm On Aug 02, 2011
Is this really ''what men think'' or ''what 190 thinks''
and besides i need a microscope and a red bull to read this never ending story :/
Re: What Men Think About Women by jawjaw1: 11:23pm On Aug 02, 2011
This is for the women to digest
Guys pls just scan through cos we already know what we think about women.
but @190, you sef, grin grin grin grin grin grin

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