xrismuove:
Met one lady and we started talking. One faithful night o was coming back from work, the Lady called that I should come over to her house. When I reached she started telling me bla bla bla that her brother is sick and needed money for operation. That she have committed all her savings and the money is not yet complete for the hospital bill. She pleaded I should assist her with little amount. Out of pity I told her I can only afford N10k and she said no problem. I made transfer to her account. As I was about to go she drew me back and started kissing me. To cut the long story short. We had cool and romantic se...x. But to my greatest surprise the babe blocked my line the following day. Later confronted her and she said she need space. I just fashy her and move on.

I fainted for 5seconds and Woke Back:

This Life shaaaa ... The Story is Funnily Sad

She Collect N10k and Still Collect Your Prick Join .... She must be Wicked:

Lama70:
One guy trying to be friendly with me but always giving stories to obtain me. Different stories o. And him sef na family man wey dey work.

I tried avoiding his calls but he didn't get the message. I just blocked him when I relocated to a new area without forwarding address.

And guess what? The very period I unban so many numbers he called again..... Him mama don die.

Wow! For real? Omo this your story funny die

victorazy:


Baba no buy market.
"They" is for plural.
"Are"

She was talking about a person.

The last person you blocked, what did THE person do?

The last people you blocked, what did THEY do?

You're on point, no mind that fellow, speaking Naija English.

It's either that your rephrased statement or this.....what did HE/SHE do?

Banbanna:


You're on point, no mind that fellow, speaking Naija English.

It's either that your rephrased statement or this.....what did HE/SHE do?

God bless you (He/She) yes.

princessyere1:
A friend… he was asking me out then one evening we went for a drink it was late I forgot my atm at home I couldn’t withdraw and I don’t do transfer… he left me on the road stranded without one kobo because I refused to follow him to his house to pass the night..I got home by Gods’s grace and blocked him he came to my house the next day and-apologized that he was high blah blah but but I never unblocked him.

How are you doing?

stacyadams:

How are you doing?

I’m good, thank you... how are you ?

princessyere1:

I’m good, thank you... how are you ?

am doing good too.long time