To all the ladies who can't get ready for a date properly.

I want you heffas to LISTEN good! I am tired of seeing my black women wearing make up that doesn't fit their skin tone or texture! Please! If you are brown, beige, and tan in color YOU DO NOT NEED make up!

When a man ask you out on a date look as NATURAL AS POSSIBLE. I understand some of you heffas have skin disorders and bad acne. If you take care of your skin then you wouldn't have that problem. DRINK PLENTY OF WATER!!!!!!!!

I know you ladies used to me picking on men but I am tired of seeing BLACK BRIDE OF CHUCKY heffas going to the club or out with their men looking a hot ghetto mess!

Wear three things which are:
Mascara
Lip Gloss
Subtle eye shadow

If you have bad blemishes, get appropriate skin tone concealers. Do not use too much concealer because then you will look too cancer patient-ish.

Now you weave wearers, please perm your nappy head if you are going to get some Indian Remy weave!! If I had a dollar for every heffa that walked in a club with nappy hair and straight weave I would own the world. Know the color of your natural hair so that you can pick the right color weave.

Too little shirt, pants, and shoes is not cute. If you know u have TITANIC size foot then you need not to squeeze your big foot in a size 2. Heffas walking around the club barefooted greasing up the dance floor because their foot sore.

Now you big fat chicks, there is nothing wrong with your body type because r231 love fat chicks but do not PUT ON AN ONE SIZE FIT ALL SHIRT/PANTS. Now you know damn well your big arse can't get into an universal size clothing! Wear your size and look good in it. You can dress your outfit up by adding necklace, purse, and earrings. You do not want to put too much on your body, YOU ALREADY BIG!

I am tired of seeing my big black women wearing too little clothes because they think it will bring the men to them NO NO NO! Stay away from BRIGHT COLORS like yellow, orange, and pink. You will look like a big bag of skittles! Just saying.

Now you skinny heffas, if you do not have any arse do not slide your flat arse in no APPLE BOTTOMS. It is for women with curves, arses, and shape. If your legs can be use to play a violin do not put on a pair of leggings!! I am so fucking tired of seeing leggings swings as you skinny heffas walk! It is supposed to fit on you and compliment a blouse or oversize shirt not a damn flowing skirt!!

Now you flat chested heffas, push up bras were made for you USE THEM. You may want to let the guy know IN ADVANCE you flat chested just in case you guys do the MONKEY PARTY.

That's all for right now!

Mrs.Chima:

Now you big fat chicks, there is nothing wrong with your body type because r231 love fat chicks but do not PUT ON AN ONE SIZE FIT ALL SHIRT/PANTS. Now you know damn well your big arse can't get into an universal size clothing! Wear your size and look good in it. You can dress your outfit up by adding necklace, purse, and earrings. You do not want to put too much on your body, YOU ALREADY BIG!

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DOA!


That's dude got sugar in his tank all the way around but he spoke the truth! He was on point but that hat looks like the squirrels were having a KKK rally or some shit.

LMAO@the shirt looks as if the levee broke and people were running for safety.

Mrs.Chima:
When a man ask you out on a date look as NATURAL AS POSSIBLE.  I understand some of you heffas have skin disorders and bad acne.  If you take care of your skin then you wouldn't have that problem. DRINK PLENTY OF WATER!!!!!!!!

Now you weave wearers, please perm your nappy head if you are going to get some Indian Remy weave!!  If I had a dollar for every heffa that walked in a club with nappy hair and straight weave I would own the world. Know the color of your natural hair so that you can pick the right color weave.

When people ask me how my skin is so clear and I tell them water, they laugh at me, thinking I'm joking. Women don't need Mary Kay, Avon, and all that expensive junk on your face. To clean my face, I have one cheap cleanser from the drug store lol, or water and a washcloth. Drink water and eat well. I won't say exercise, because I don't lol, but as for the water and food, that's one's best bet to having clear, glowing skin.

AS FOR WEAVES! Nothing gets me more irate than seeing women with ugly weaves. I don't like weaves in the first place, but if people do wear them, please make them look good. Oyibo women in Hollywood have the world fooled. If everyone's weave looked like Kim K's, the world would be a better place. No matter how hard you try or what you compliment it with, orange weave is not cute.

BABE! that video was hilarious! LOL!

^^^

Thank you the advise. i love it. you know some times ladies over make up a lot without considering their skin complexions and mess up with everything and when choosing what to put on they some of them dont look at their body shapes but hope they will style up,

Mrs Chima, Pls tell the sisters they need to know. especially the weaves and foundation powder

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good lecture mrs chima cos some women can really be irritatin imagine wearing a pair of jeans to a dinner. Or a strong/hard perfume on an evenin stroll

Too little shirt, pants, and shoes is not cute.  If you know u have TITANIC size foot then you need not to squeeze your big foot in a size 2.  Heffas walking around the club barefooted greasing up the dance floor because their foot sore.

WTF?

Problem?

how do u think of this stuff?

Think? Are you that sheltered? These are real live things that happens in REALITY. I know you are into fiction and all but get out more.

You go to clubs were fat women with sores on their feet leave puss and residue on the dancefloor? do u live in compton lol ?

pleep:

You go to clubs were fat women with sores on their feet leave puss and residue on the dancefloor? do u live in compton lol ?

That's a damn shame. You sound traumatized by fat girls. Did a fat girl sit on you by accident?

Yea.  you know how it is.

Poor baby. Did your bones cracked?

yeaaaa

Very good advice,

I like apple bottoms,yay

What's with all these ctrl - -> C and Ctrl - - -> V ?

Mrs Chima is this more dating advice from that Southern Ghetto mess?

Wash your nuts were inspired by Ms. Hot Mess but this one is STRAIGHT from my heart!

I got tired of my seeing my black women looking confused and discombobulated.

Please tell the ladies ooo

Here are some examples of what the hell I am preaching AGAINST!

http://www.hotghettomess.com/ghetto-mess/public-property-posin-mess/
http://www.hotghettomess.com/ghetto-mess/twin-set-mess/
http://www.hotghettomess.com/ghetto-mess/potty-pic-model-mess-2/

That's a damn shame!

You men liking that shit too!

Mrs.Chima:



Now you skinny heffas, if you do not have any arse do not slide your flat arse in no APPLE BOTTOMS. It is for women with curves, arses, and shape. If your legs can be use to play a violin do not put on a pair of leggings!! I am so bleeping tired of seeing leggings swings as you skinny heffas walk! It is supposed to fit on you and compliment a blouse or oversize shirt not a damn flowing skirt!!

Now you flat chested heffas, push up bras were made for you USE THEM. You may want to let the guy know IN ADVANCE you flat chested just in case you guys do the MONKEY PARTY.

That's all for right now!

SAFO:

Mrs Chima is this more dating advice from that Southern Ghetto mess?

that lady wasn't that ghetto, as far as black women are concerned. [size=5pt]i think she was speaking from experience tho[/size]

mrs chima aka raputia giving advice to naija ladies on the right way they should date a guy.more like a clear case of a one eyed person leading the blind

lefulefu:

mrs chima aka raputia giving advice to naija ladies on the right way they should  date a guy.more like a clear case of a one eyed person leading the blind

Your white victim girl said she needs help getting out the shower NOW! Tell Raputia I said how you doing?

pleep:

that lady wasn't that ghetto, as far as black women are concerned. [size=5pt]i think she was speaking from experience tho[/size]

You don't say!