such an abundance of s.tupid threads lately.

dont worry, you'll soon be yesterday's news.

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Bow before the King of Kings.
Poster you are either mentally unbalanced,demonically possessed or supremely bored. You could also be a combination of all three. In all ur profane babbling u never once mentioned marine powers. Marine powers are the big guns in the demonic food chain,while witches are at the bottom level. You know what,i'v decided that u are demonicaly possessed and extremely bored thats why u have decided to open this thread to attract attention. Wake up seriously,run to MFM for deliverance,denounce ur evil ways and God will welcome u in2 His kingdom.
Bow before YHWH,the King of Kings

Bow before the King of Kings.
Poster you are either mentally unbalanced,demonically possessed or supremely bored. You could also be a combination of all three. In all ur profane babbling u never once mentioned marine powers. Marine powers are the big guns in the demonic food chain,while witches are at the bottom level. You know what,i'v decided that u are demonicaly possessed and extremely bored thats why u have decided to open this thread to attract attention. Wake up seriously,run to MFM for deliverance,denounce ur evil ways and God will welcome u in2 His kingdom.
Bow before YHWH,the King of Kings

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Whatever! Keep fooling yourself!

Iya witch i dey fil u die, Diz rily luks lyk movie and its very very funny. Av bin laughing frm d ist post 2d last. Tel all doze guys cold nd d guy wey dey post bishops px say e don du we don c dem.
Iya witch how far? Av got so many questions, av bin folowing stufs lyk dat 2kno more, though there has bin different stories. Tel me abt hw d world started frm d veiw point of witch because in d bible d origin of lyf iz different frm science. Frm wat u av bin saying real witches just av powers 2kil daz al because IMO in tink 2becum vampire iz betta in dat d only tin iz just 4 u nt 2work unda d sund and also av sum1 2 supply blood. Vampire iz more advantageous dey dont age 2, they fly, strong (powerful) they can sniff also etc. When u cum out cavity hw old ar u and ar u going 2remain d same 4 eva. Wat if u cum in human body dat iz ugly. I undastand d reason y u kil in oda 2 sustain ur lyf bt y du u av 2 take destiny? Wen av u bin in nija? I av a recomendation, start kiling dirty politician

@Iya Winch

@ lastpage

kneel down

i am not here for games. That is why you will notice i do not respond to insult, mockery, threat etc.

Okay, U sef bow down first.
since you dont have a good sense of humor, l am off to PLAY!

Go on and "FIGHT" then, especially all those 'feefle" that have been abusing you!

@Martinosi: Wetin concern me with your Oyedepo naaah?
Left me alone o!  No mention me again, abegii!
Na jeje Mama Winch they advertize im wares wey you go nak am for were e dey pain am, Now u come they fire prayer seriously!
How u dey feel sef? How the "sniffing" be?  

Calm down, Mama Winch never begin chop feefle for Nairaland.

@iyawitch

Try to write your books like J.K Rawlings did with Harry Porters. It is topic people are interested to read about.

I can't believe some people are actually scared $hitless because of this hoax. Wow! ! ! And we wonder why this country isn't progressing when some guy who stole billions makes claims of being "the grand lord blood sucker" and everyone gives way because they don't wanna be "sniffed" or "sucked".

Utterly pathetic! ! !

I have always thought that Jesus Christ was either a 419ner, or a warlock (a.k.a. wizard).

@iyawitch


Let's suck the blood of Boko Haram. They need to die!

I suspect Iya Witch is related to Ogagaluv :https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=266110

Anyway ,why wait 7 days to suck someone na,why not 7 minutes to show your real power ?

As always nigerians & africans are so,so superstitious,some myopic slowpoke like Martinosi will believe all this crap and start hyperventilating

I beg ,tell who the opposite of Great Witch is & how come you use the female gender in all your descriptions .

A male witch is a WARLOCK by the way not WIZARD

Congoshine, what do I know? But thanks anyhow. Correction taken and reflected in my post.

This na the most funny thread on NL.
@iya witch can you tell us more about the different kind of witches that do exist. We dey always hear say black and white witches dey. tell us more.
Also you said that their no other power that is bigger than your real witch. are you superior than GOD of the gods,KING of the Kings and LORD of the Lords. The most powerful GOD

Aje don joined NL.

this is about d funniest thread i've ever read on nl, d op & oda posters got me laughing helplessly. Mods shld move dis 2 joke sectn.

As always,bow down.
So who created the Great Witch (Lucifer) ?

You said you have been to other planets to drain blood,now you don't know anything again ,na wa for you o.

Are you from Benin ?

jesus christ is lord, all power belong to jesus christ, at the name of jesus every kneel must bow.

@ congoshine

kneel dowwn

no more responses to your questions until you make an apology.

@ hajifaty

the GREAT WITCH is the most powerful being in existence. What you are referring to as God is the element that lies at the other end of the spectrum of existence and dual reality. That thing is called light and you are its creations. Darkness does not have natural life by itself, hence draining. But the Great Witch remains the most powerful being in existence because light is not a being. Light pressure does not allow light to be conscious. But Great Witch, the opposite of light, she is conscious.

@ desertlove

kneel down

one cannot identify any witch except one has gift of clairvoyance

@ inspirizu

You are permitted to stand up because of your wisdom

i will use a whole post after this to answer ur questions

but let me say this. Vampire is a type of initiiated witch. It is not real witch

iyawitch is probably a human-goat calling herself a witch. . . .

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Hahaha! I couldn't help laughing at that one. ROFLMAO!

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! Iyawitch! Are you a fan of Zod(Smallville)? If not, why are you customizing his trademark command?

Na wa o!See as my whole bodi dey (((shake))) Iya witch what have you done to me

Okay iya witch no vex.

Please answer all my questions .

But remain bowed to Lord Congo !

^^Don't mess with that woMan o!You need to see me right now,you go bow

[b][/b] IYA winchy winchy don turn all of una to mugu, iya winchy, if you won winchy winchy, go to dating site and start winchy the oyinbo's not us here, The power of the Lord is stronger than your

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Iya, you raised some very strong philosophical issues here. Issues that deals with dualism,universe and the afterlife. kindly go into more detailed exposition on such matters o wise one. your defination of the Godhead leaves much to be desired.

Jesus is the Way, Truth and Life; no-one comes to God the Father except thru Him alone!

@Poster,Accept Jesus as ur lord n saviour 4 he is d author n finisher of Faith, He is d way,d truth n d lyf, He created u nd I, Ure a witch nd ure proud of it,Repent or ure doomed 2 hell, D blood of Jesus is my Defence nd no arrows of d witches will cme near me or my dwelling,Amen