If you knew you could cheat, just once, and never have any chance of being caught, would you

I dont think I would cause I am someone who can die from just feeling guilty. Besides, I''l get caught by * _{look up}*

no no no no not at all

Neva, it is simething I can never do

absolutely not!

I've learned my lession, you can never cheat and never get caught I used to think I was such a good player, but my girl friend always found clues of me messing around.

Why are women so freaking smart.

@Txlonghorn: we have to be freaking smart to teach you boys how to be real men

Me no
I am the type that will kiss and tell.
So if I do it am ready to break up with my boyfriend. Or i want to and need a reason.

the way men think.

you mean like cheat just for cheating's sake?


big waste of time if you ask me.

but to each his own.

^^

Would you, Tpiah?


Lets assume for a second that your home front isnt going as good

^^i doubt it.

i'd rather curl up with a book instead.

less drama.

besides, i'm an SU.

Lord have mercy.

^^ I am an SU also, Can we curl up together?

No.

to me, it's like being an armed robber. most of them swear never to go back after the first operation. but most of them end up becoming full time armed robbers. always going back for more until they get caught.

once you fall for temptation, what you have is no longer good enough for you and you will remain dissatisfied. either that or you wallow in guilt. why would anyone want that?

Cheatn, always fun, but the guilt, isint, i'll rather not.

@jenifa





^^not to mention the light rays at that point in time [ie what you did], continue shooting through the universe at the speed of light.

being beamed to another galaxy.


i mean, doing something accidentally is one thing, doing it intentionally is another.



however, different strokes for different folks, i always say.

what looks good to you might not look ok to me, and vice versa.



i've always been a freak geek, so what gives.

I love geeks, I bet I do love em geeks.

tpia1:

^^i doubt it.

i'd rather curl up with a book instead.

less drama.

besides, i'm an SU.

Lord have mercy.

Well, I say good for you!

But erm, body no be firewood I was told.

There is a reason people masturbate, and if Kinsey were to be believed, it seems we all do it.

IMO, masturbation satisfies the same thing se-x satisfies, and if your 'SU' claim is to be followed, I'd assume that you would not and have not and will not, regardless of circumstance and urge, masturbate, as doing so would be tantamount to going against what you believein as a 'SU'

Lets put it this way, you are in your early 30s/ late twenties, and things arent going well as they should,and you somewhat became disillusioned about your marriage, and here comes oga Dayokanu, sweet, charming guy who treats you right, and somehow you find your self in compromised situation with him, and you could whatever and get away with it, you still would not Cheat? Even though your husband cheats and occasionally beats the living shyyt outta you?

If you are that kinda person, please, with all seriousness, can I have your number? I dont care if your are old enough to be my mother, I think you are the one I have been waiting for all my life.

You dont care if i'm old enough to be your mother, but do you care if i'm old enough to be your grandma?


and which dayokanu are you referring to?

the one jumping into every female's bed on nl?

anyway, to answer your question: i'm too anal-retentive to make a good cheater.

only a crazy man would get himself entangled with my type.

serious.

^^^

Still dont care if you are old enough to be my grandmother. But wait a minute, are you a grandma for real?

fstrangest:


Lets put it this way, you are in your early 30s/ late twenties, and things arent going well as they should,and you somewhat became disillusioned about your marriage, and here comes oga Dayokanu, sweet, charming guy who treats you right, and somehow you find your self in compromised situation with him, and you could whatever and get away with it, you still would not Cheat? Even though your husband cheats and occasionally beats the living shyyt outta you?

erm. . . get a divorce?

Jenifa_:

erm. . . get a divorce?

Divorce can be expensive

And you love him, you dont want to lose him and you hope things would pick up soon

But in the mean time, you still need to satisfy your urges, No?

fstrangest:


Divorce can be expensive

And you love him, you dont want to lose him and you hope things would pick up soon

But in the mean time, you still need to satisfy your urges, No?

you are a weirdo. A woman who "loves" a domestic abuser and serial cheater is messed up in the head. such a woman who is in love most likely won't cheat anyways.
If she can endure physical and emotional abuse. she can endure the last part of your post too. for the "love" of her husband.
also what you have to keep in mind is that women are generally emotional. if a woman cheats on you, most likely she doesn't love you as much as you think. srry but that's the truth.

if divorce is expensive, a separation is not.

Jenifa_:

you are a weirdo. A woman who "loves" a domestic abuser and serial cheater is messed up in the head. such a woman who is in love most likely won't cheat anyways.
If she can endure physical and emotional abuse. she can endure the last part of your post too. for the "love" of her husband.
also what you have to keep in mind is that women are generally emotional. if a woman cheats on you, most likely she doesn't love you as much as you think. srry but that's the truth.

if divorce is expensive, a separation is not.

I get it Women do not cheat!
Those Nollywood scripts after all do not represent reality.

fstrangest:

I get it Women do not cheat!
Those Nollywood scripts after all do not represent reality.

I would think that women generally won't cheat just to have sex. they will usually be involved emotionally or be "in love" with the person they are with or cheating with. but maybe i'm wrong i guess.

nobody is saying women dont cheat, but we all know the figures, ratios and statistics involved here.

I will without thinking voluntrily refuse,

^you intrigues me sometimes

@ Ink Nerd kindly call a spade a spade, shows u will because open relationship is same as cheating d diff is dt d former is 4 gals & d latter is guys,

@inked_N,
no nigerian girl living in naija will suggest open relationship to her bf they will rather cheat under his is very eyes.i guess it because u'r in oyinbo land