In England, a Nigerian was chewing bone after eating a meal, an English man sitting opposite him chewing biscuits after watching him for a while, asked him; "what do dogs eat in Nigeria?" And the Nigerian replied; "Biscuits!

Good night NL

u no go kill person wiff laff o.

@poster,
Apparently, with what am seeing here you are definately going to the joke section library to get links of jokes, then you copy and paste them here on your thread, deny that,,
or you want links to d jokes.?

dani1luv:

@poster,
Apparently, with what am seeing here you are definately going to the joke section library to get links of jokes, then you copy and paste them here on your thread, deny that,,
or you want links to d jokes.?

I'm not copying any jokes on NL joke section library. Some are old and some are new! Don't tell me all the joke on my thread are on the library. Well all the jokes are copy and paste, but i did not copy any from NL. I copy them from another site to share it on NL.

Good Morning NL,

WARRI 4 REAL
MUM: Akpos that fish and meat don boil?
AKPOS: yes malee.
MUM: abeg implicate salt & maggi, attach oil, pepper & sentence d crayfish, den involve d leafs, after 10mins discharge d pot from fire. U dey hear me so?
AKPOS: yes malee. Shoo dis food go good to download with fufu malee.
MUM: No worry Akpos I don detain some fufu 4 cooler, when time reach we go give am Amnesty!!

Laugh wit me jare! A woman buys a new sim card, puts it in her phone to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room. She goes to the kitchen, makes her voice sexy & calls her husband with the new number "hi darling", the husband responds in a low tone "let me call you back later honey, that pig is in the kitchen.

all dem jokes r funny.

A drunk was dreaming that he died and was reincarnated on earth as a chicken.
He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and he laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed '' EFE!!!, u dey shit 4 bed O!!!!!!

*good jokes*

i loled so hard at the chicken joke.

Good Morning NL

Women sha!One day a lady went 2 a Doctor and complained that, her husband's d!ck is 2 long. Whenever he inserts it in me, it touches my heart. D doctor replied ok: bring him, I'll operate it and make it smaller. The lady shouted Nooooooh for wot na? Just shift my heart up alittle

A girl was filling her JAMB form, here is what she wrote
Name : Ibukun Solomon
Age. : 19 years
Sex. : Once Per Day

Mumu!!

God! u guys r jst too funny. D jokes r ribs explosives. Keep it rolling!

A man went to a Nigerian hospital for a check up. The xray showed he had a cockroach in his chest area and would need a surgery after thinking about it he went to Egypt for a second opinion. They had the xray and told him the cockroach was in the nigerian xray machine and not his chest . lol. Ninja 4 Life.

poor medical amenities. Dnt blame d homeless cockcroach anyway. Nice one!

Agybabe:

poor medical amenities. Dnt blame d homeless cockcroach anyway. Nice one!

Ohh my God u no go kill me wit laugh ohhh, Nice one

Biology exam question: Draw the female reproductive organ. As the exam was on-going, a girl looked between her legs. A boy saw her and shouted "Sir, she's cheating, she is copying from the original

If I am to grade. This thread is greatest, mellifluous, successful and upper handed thumb. Keep it up

victor, ur e simply the best, keep it up!!

*speechless*

Thanks @all

I',m just trying my possible best to make the joke section more entertaining!

And am glad with the response am getting, while some are hating like the moderator

Here is another one Good people

A man catches this guy having sex with his wife and beats him and send him away naked. So the guy find his way home naked since it was dark. His wife saw him entering the house naked and asked 'what happened to you? he replied "I got robbed and the robbers took all my clothes & money ' "the wife turning away said "so they robbed you, left you naked and gave you condom To put on hmmm.

So hillarious ! At a mosques fund raising ceremony for a bigger mosque. Many guests that could not come sent cheques. The Alfa read out the donations and this is what happened: Alh.Bali 2million Allau Akbar. Alh. Dosumu N20million Allah Akbar!!When he saw the next cheque, he paused and appeared confused, then he screamed. Alh D-A-N-G-O-T-E N800 million! PRAISE D LORD! and all the Muslims replied HALLELUYAH!

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lol

Lol

Good Morning NL

A new house maid was given a list of what to buy in the market by her madam:
pepper- N400,
Fish- N600,
Vegetable-N100,
Oil- N400
Total- N1500.
She took longer than expected & madam went looking for her. After sighting her from a distance, she said angrily "What have u been doing for goodness' sake"She replied, "Madam no vex, I don buy everything , na Total I Dey find since

Whether old or new. Whether in joke lib or not. Victor, you have made my day. KEEP THE FLAG FLYING!!!

El Guapo:

Nice Work Though lot of them are Old and are in the Joke Lib!

Thanks for taking out of ur time to comment,

E.nosa:

Whether old or new. Whether in joke lib or not. Victor, you have made my day. KEEP THE FLAG FLYING!!!

Thanks

@ ALL i think its BEST you use the Joke library or whatever they call it.

I think my JOB is done here since some don't really buy the idea of me posting a joke not knowing its in the Joke library.

Have a blessed Weekend,