Akpos deserves a PhD.

ARareGem:

Akpos deserves a PhD.

our gals like bb no be small.

Victor, Well done. Really nice and funny jokes. Keep them up.

omg! guy, you really made my day; couldn't stop laughing. pls, don't let nobody deter u

THanks Guyz

Victor are u from warri?

BCuZiMBlaCk:

Victor are u from warri?

Yeahh Proudly Delta

An Urhobo man invited his friends for his father's burial, after lowering the coffin, they put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave. An Hausa man asked why? The Urhobo man smiled & said, ''According to our tradition, the dead man is going on a long journey & need all the food items. The Hausa man dropped N5000 inside, ''When the food finish, buy more''. The Yoruba man also dropped N5000. The Igbo man brought out his cheque book & wrote a cheque of N15O00 & took the N10000 notes as change.

haha lol na smart igbo man be that!
more more, waiting 4 more!

Gud morning NL


A Lagos boy who wanted to study economics was asked to list four markets and their characteristics in WAEC. he answered:

1.Balogun market: where provisions and clothes could be bought.
2.Computer village: where computer accessories can be bought.
3.China town: where you can get Chinese stuffs.
4. Oshodi market:world trade center of Nigeria, and if you are not careful you could be bought too, anyway dat was den but npw Fashola is in Power

Nice one boss

Best Joke Thread eva, i laff until i mistakenly laid an egg, u understand right

I don laff fall 4rm chair,

Victor i luuuuuvvv all ur jokes! All of it. U're da bomb!

meplus:

Best Joke Thread eva, i laff until i mistakenly laid an egg, u understand right

U don turn to foul abi? Sha take ya Air pollution, Don't pollute NL for us

BCuZiMBlaCk:

Nice one boss

I see u Bruv !

booqee:

Victor i luuuuuvvv all your jokes! All of it. U're da bomb!

Thanks, Tho some jokes are not mine,

Let Do this before we Sleep!!

A begger walked up to a lady in the traffic chatting on her bb(Blackberry) and said ''Please have mercy, give me some money'' The lady said '' Sorry i don't have money today'' the begger then said ''OK please add me on your BB so that you can ping me when you have money

Another 1

A woman and her little son always take their bath together. One day the boy noticed the difference in their genitals. He asked the mum, what's the name of this? (touch his private part)the mum said that's ur car. He then pointed to d mum's private part and asked,mum wat's the name of ur own? thaat's my garage,she replied. The boy now asked the Mum can I park my car in your garage?The mum shouted on him ''shut up Junior dis garage is for ur dad's trailer"

nice one victor!!!!!!!!!!! thumbs up man,  keep it up
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Lol at car and garage.

Here is another one

Someone bought an egg and discover that there is nothing inside,he went to where he bought them,they broke all d eggs and all was found empty,they now went to the factory and complained,during there presence in the factory,some fowls came out and started laughing. The fowls later spoke and said: awon dindinrin, won o mo pe awa naa tin lo CONDOM (See them fools, they don't knw that we have started using CONDOM)


I luv u all nd gudnyt, :

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said its H to O!

Na Wa ooooooo

Joke of the day: A bus Conductor and his driver were both arguing to know who was more brilliant

DRIVER: you no go school?
CONDUCTOR: haba, i go school pass you oh!
DRIVER: oya wetin b 2 times 2
CONDUCTOR: ahan! very easy! dat one na 22 now
DRIVER: fool!! person tell you the answer for back abi?

Conversation between a Teach and his student.

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: A man lost a Thousand Naira note.
Teacher: Thats nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it, LMAO!

Uzo what is 1+1? The boy thinks for a while and confesses he doesn't know. Angered, the father jumps up and shout: Ehn!Uzo if i give u 1 akara,i later add another 1, how many akara u go get? Uzo answer 2 akaras! Thatbetter, said d father. What about 1-1?But Uzo yet again didn't know the answer. The father outraged, jumps again and this time shouts: Uzo if i give u 1 akara, i cum collect am back, wetin go remain 4 ya hand Uzo replied: na d oil.

Lol at teacher and his student.

Good jokes.Keep em flowing!!!

ARareGem:

Lol at teacher and his student.

begwong:

Good jokes.Keep em flowing!!!

yu r too much

Thank God for the new NL2 i found this topic i have been searching for so long....

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