Nah! Far frm that bro, u cant Stop at this Point ur name Jxt hitted the Oscars, continue i got ya back jxt that the show Is a kinda adulterated -- but No LeLe

Dont quit cuz your jokes make sense *better off than el's*


Jokes rating 49%

Big up to u Victor. U too much abeg. Let them say whatever they like, na dem sabi.

El Guapo:

Nah! Far frm that bro, u cant Stop at this Point your name Jxt hitted the Oscars, continue i got ya back jxt that the show Is a kinda adulterated -- but No LeLe

Ajibel:

Dont quit cuz your jokes make sense *better off than el's*


Jokes rating 49%

49% Well na still % point sha,

U try!

De-Hero:

Big up to u Victor. U too much abeg. Let them say whatever they like, na dem sabi.

IDRGAF wat wateva dey say! Thanks

Vicki. . . Vicki. . . . U be d MAIN Man. Tripple tuale to u. Abeg no stand us your paddys for sun o, Carry go we dey wait you

More jokes plzzzz!!!

triistar86:

Vicki. . . Vicki. . . . U be d MAIN Man. Tripple tuale to u. Abeg no stand us your paddys for sun o, Carry go we dey wait you

LOL, sun ke? Rain neva beat u sha

Ajibel:

More jokes plzzzz!!!

Okay Boss

A Hawaiian and a Yoruba were asked to combine a sentence with the words: Green, Yellow, and Pink!!!!

The Hawaiian wrote: "Every morning I put on my pink shirt, light up my green cigarette, and look at the yellow sun."

The Yoruba wrote: "Every time I hear the phone ring Green, Green, I Pink it up and say Yellow?"

TROUBLE WITH THE POLICE

A man was going around 1.00am alone in his car, he got to a check point.

The policeman stopped him and asked for everything which he gave out.

The police had nothing to ask again, in order to charge him, guess what the police man said; "I charge you for driving alone at this time of the day, if you come get accident now who go go tell your people?"

The man replied: I'm not alone, Jesus Christ is with me here, Angel Gabriel, Angel Rapheal, Angel Micheal and five angels are with me here.

The policeman said: "all these people inside this your small car? I charge you for overloading!!!

Disappointed!

Ajibel:

Disappointed!

Glory be to God

££VICTOR££:

A Hawaiian and a Yoruba were asked to combine a sentence with the words: Green, Yellow, and Pink!!!!

The Hawaiian wrote: "Every morning I put on my pink shirt, light up my green cigarette, and look at the yellow sun."

The Yoruba wrote: "Every time I hear the phone ring Green, Green, I Pink it up and say Yellow?"

Funny

@Victor


u've lost it

Ajibel:

@Victor


u've lost it

A goat and a chicken were discussing and walking along the road side and suddenly a car passed and splash water on them, Angrily the chicken hissed and said, don't mind them' that's how they drive like a goat, and the goat smiled and said, hmm' no wonder they die like chicken,

Again, good stuff

*Chuckles briefly*

Keep It up Bravo!!!

SORRY @ALL, BEEN TOO BUSY TO GET ON THE JOKE SECTION,

I APOLOGIZE FOR THE BREAK IN CONNECTION

A girl was passing on okada and saw her boyfriend withdrawing MONEY at The ATM and immediately She sent a text message 2 him "My baby"if u are sleeping send me ur dream, If u are laughing send me ur laughter, If u crying send me ur tears, If u are eating send me the food, Even If u are using ATM send me The MONEY.
The Igbo boy sharply replied "I dey shit" make I send am? Looool

@Victor.

If a bad belle trys to discourage you, will that keep you from doing this good to humanity? Bros, you are prolonging the life-span of some people with what

you are doing either directly or indirectly. Go on jooor!!!

efeboy:

@Victor.

If a bad belle trys to discourage you, will that keep you from doing this good to humanity? Bros, you are prolonging the life-span of some people with what

you are doing either directly or indirectly. Go on jooor!!!

Thanks Bruv!

Good Morning NL and Happy New month,

An igbo man was riding in his BMW Z8 and a truck crashes into his door he called a police officer and said: this man jst come smash off the door of my BMW!, My $39,000 car is now a write off!. The police officer shakes his head in amazement and said, U ibos are so materialistic, u didn't even realize that your hand has been ripped off with the door. The igbo man looks at his amputated hand and screams: chineke !! My Rolex!

^^Lol.

''chineke my rolex'' hahahahahahaha
dats a gud one.
lwkmd:-)

so na watch i like pas in hand.

Na wa 4 gals o

Na wa 4 gals o,d guy is a very gud bad guy

Hahahahahahaha

A BOY FROM A VILLAGE WANTS TO BE A DOCTOR.

Akpos writing his medical entrance exam, gives definitions of some medical terms as follows :-

1. * Antibody: Against everybody
,
2. * Artery: Study of fine paintings

3. * Genes: Blue denims

4. * Hymen: Greeting to several males?

5. * Labour pain: Hurt at work

6. * Liposuction: French sucking kiss

7. * Microbes: Small dressing gowns

8. * Cardiology: Advanced study of playing cards

9. * Cat scan: Searching for lost cat

10. * Coma: Punctuation mark. ,,,

11. * Bacteria: Back door to a cafeteria,