REALITY101:

Best option, good enough you have ceiling fan in your apartment. Go the rope store buy one and hang yourself. . Trust me u will never have to face her again.

::Andrew:::

MA FOOLISHNESS AND STUPIDITY

THERE IS THIS RUSSIAN GIRL IN MA OFFICE THAT ALWAYS TALK ABOUT BLACK GUYS THIS AND THAT, AND ALWAYS ADMIRE MA JOHN THOMAS FROM CLOTH VIEW, I GOT INVOLVED IN A DIALOGUE ABOUT C0ITUS, I CLAIMED I CAN STAY ON TOP OF HER FOR 4 HOURS AND TO MA SURPRISE SHE PLAYED A BET OF $500 WITH ME, I WENT HOME WORRIED ALL DAY CUS OF MA DIGNITY AND ALL THAT, WHAT AN UNSOLICITED TEMERITY IT WOULD BE IF I FAIL. I CONSULTED A FRENCH FRIEND ABOUT MA GAMBLE DAY, HE KNOWS AM NOT INTO C0ITUS, BY THE WAY AM A PROGRAMMER, MA BRAIN IS NEVER RELAXED, ALWAYS CODING. HE ASSURED ME OF FAILURE.
I HAD TO HID TO HIS ADVICE AND GOT MA SELF A BIG BOTTLE OF BRANDY, TWO HOURS BEFORE HER ARRIVAL, I DRANK AND DRANK UNTIL I WAS VOMITING, A FEW MINUTES SHE ARRIVED, ALL I COULD SEE WAS MA CEILING FAN AND THE WHOLE HOUSE TURNING AROUND WHILE I LAID FLAT SOCKED WITH ALCOHOLIC ODOR, CANT EVEN SAY WHEN SHE DROVE OFF, NOW I CAN FACE HER IN THE OFFICE 1, 2, MA $500 WILL BE GONE JUST LIKE THAT, AS SOMEONE WHO CLAIMS TO BE SHARP, WHATS THE BEST THING TO DO NEXT? RE SCHEDULE THE MATCH OR GIVE UP? I WAS INTIMIDATED THAT RUSSIANS GIRLS ARE OF DEADLY EFFICACY WHEN IT COME TO THAT. IS IT TRUE?

REALITY101:

I never knew someone would wanna commit suicide for $500 bucks

REALITY101:

Roki I could last for 7 hours can we bet 500 bucks each?

Goldieluks:

So you spend your money on betting SEX with different girls
and your cheering yourself up,smh!

if your not broke,pay her the damn cash and stop boasting,
cause you already lose the bet to her.
.

REALITY101:

Excuse me Mr. Op you said you are a programmer n u earn above 25K? Indian R I guess. Oh sorry you live in Russia? Maybe you are programming bombs for Iran/Iraq. .


@Roki there fun to it

REALITY101:

Programmer, coder but you forgot to code the most important thing here "Your brain" and forgot to code your rooster to last 4hours in bed even with the help of 1bottle of brandy. . #fail

REALITY101:

Programmer, coder but you forgot to code the most important thing here "Your brain" and forgot to code your rooster to last 4hours in bed even with the help of 1bottle of brandy. . #fail

Goldieluks:


Lmao,please pardon my ignorance on this,is coding legal?

::Andrew:::

depends what u are coding, empty chip is the most challenging in gsm programming. phones are produced empty without data, coded algo will then be loaded b4 the phones become alive, dont go into it if dont want to look older than your age like me