kokorokoman:
it was a friend's birthday so we decided to chill at kokrobite beach.
it was all fun from playing ghana vs naija football against the ghana guys we met at the beach to swimming and feeding our eyes with the nourishing and volumptously mighty ghana yanshes been thrown at our faces every now and then.

while the fun was going on there came these three beautiful girls of between 19 to 25 of age, all dressed in bikini and having fun all alone without any man close to them, my guy, the celebrant approached them and got talking with the most beautiful of them, dark in complexion with beautiful brown big and sexy eyes, as if that's not enough she come get big breast and yansh join.
my guy collected her number and left.

i went for the second girl, a bit fair in complexion, slim with beautiful perky boobs that was revealed in it's full glory because of the wetness of her bra.
we started vibing, she wanted to teach me how to swim so we both went into the water side holding hands.
once i saw this guy running towards u, first i thought he was one of the guys we were playing football together but before i could say jack, he has pressed my neck and plummeted me deep into the sea.
few secs into the water i don already dey see the backyard of heaven, i had to use my last strength to come back up to the surface of the water and held the guy, asking him why he wan to kill me, he started ranting that he will kill me and all sorts, i just wanted to know what i did wrong and he told me because i was holding and playing with a ghana girl.
jesu you mean you want to kill me because of woman i had to grip the the guy by his throat and people came around to untangle us, we dragged on for some time and he ran away threatening that he want to go call his squad.
funny enough i later realized the girl was a liberian and not even a ghanian.
since that experience and others i dey always dey on guard when i am with a ghana woman.

Did you guys win the games against them?

mysticwarrior:
na your full generation be local boy, na who don kpeme dey rest, talk say the fight don tyre you and I go grant your permission to evaporate.

funshint:
But that's the problem with we Nigerians. How will you be somewhere and everybody know that you're Nigerian?! Na unnecessary show-off they bring all this kain wahala. Unless I tell you, you can't know my nationality.

Ghanaians ask they are very tribalistic plus they all speak twi so once you don’t speak it they know you are not Ghanaian.

webdevprof:


For real... And we get the guts to back it up, while ur own people rely on old tribalistic tales.

If you price some Yoruba men you go pay. Na so be life. ✌🏾

Lol, you don't even know where I am from and you are talking about my own people. It makes you sound stupid.

Meanwhile, "E le nu" was not meant as a compliment. Rather people from my south south part of the country tend to see you guys as noise makers, always threatening and making mouth ( Ma gba e leti, ma gba e l'oju) with no real action.

kokorokoman:
it was a friend's birthday so we decided to chill at kokrobite beach.
it was all fun from playing ghana vs naija football against the ghana guys we met at the beach to swimming and feeding our eyes with the nourishing and volumptously mighty ghana yanshes been thrown at our faces every now and then.

while the fun was going on there came these three beautiful girls of between 19 to 25 of age, all dressed in bikini and having fun all alone without any man close to them, my guy, the celebrant approached them and got talking with the most beautiful of them, dark in complexion with beautiful brown big and sexy eyes, as if that's not enough she come get big breast and yansh join.
my guy collected her number and left.

i went for the second girl, a bit fair in complexion, slim with beautiful perky boobs that was revealed in it's full glory because of the wetness of her bra.
we started vibing, she wanted to teach me how to swim so we both went into the water side holding hands.
once i saw this guy running towards u, first i thought he was one of the guys we were playing football together but before i could say jack, he has pressed my neck and plummeted me deep into the sea.
few secs into the water i don already dey see the backyard of heaven, i had to use my last strength to come back up to the surface of the water and held the guy, asking him why he wan to kill me, he started ranting that he will kill me and all sorts, i just wanted to know what i did wrong and he told me because i was holding and playing with a ghana girl.
jesu you mean you want to kill me because of woman i had to grip the the guy by his throat and people came around to untangle us, we dragged on for some time and he ran away threatening that he want to go call his squad.
funny enough i later realized the girl was a liberian and not even a ghanian.
since that experience and others i dey always dey on guard when i am with a ghana woman.

that guy must be on drugs.. never had such in Ghana, was always going to labadi beach

Lol... your story no be lie. I can tell you for free these Gh boys get jealousy for blood.

A friend of mine... I won't forget... when were in 200level.

He got into a fight with 4 Ghana boys because of woman... her name na Rebecca.

My guy Nimi... PH boy. Beat 4 of them... I'm not even capping.

Guess what they did... they went on and called police.

By the time police come our squad don complete. Police no fit just carry us... so they asked what happened. Omo, the Charlie them begin lie say na all of us beat them... unfortunately for them, Emeka and his younger brother and Stephen understand twi, ewe and ga!

Na so them narrate the whole story give police... na so police slap slap these boys say dem no dey shame say na just 1 man beat them all..

Omo, wetin Ghana people no fit do because eof women no dey exists.

I have plenty more stories... or should I call them experience.

Kai... Ghana.

And those Liberian girls are the freest girls you can hookup with in Ghana.
They don't even need your money. Just show small likeness and provide accommodation... you're on your way to whatever you Want ma mehn.

BJanta:


He be like say you be local man wey never leave warri before. Go to Lagos Island go make gragra if you go come back alive. Carry all your warri boys go ,na den you go no say all una just be village gang boys.

Lol tompolo go chase everybody comot sw

webdevprof:


I was talking about it cus I felt hurt as a Nigerian, read my last comment.

@the bolded, I know people with this your mentality are mostly Niger deltans, cos una mouth dey draw like okro and una dey feel say una open eye. Igbos used to say this too but they've stopped after several reseting from Yoruba boys. Don't worry, keep telling your younger ones the same thing till they collect from a Yoruba guy.

Meanwhile all the fighters repping Nigeria are Yorubas... Talk about Israel Adesanya, Anthony Joshua, Bash Ali, even local fighters like Taiwo Esepo.

in your first two posts you showed your patriotism defending your fellow Nigerian against a foreigner.

In this post you showed how hypocritical and fake you are . You successfully dragged two geopolitical zones covering over 6 tribes in same Nigeria to prove your tribalism.

I always tell shallow idiots and illiterates like you, social media is not for your type because you will always contradict yourself when fishing for cheap likes.

Tribalistic drooling dog!
Ekpa!!!

Wetin man do man? Like i don't get why d guy wan drown u becos of woman WTH!!!!

And if u check d girl no b him girlfriend self

Ogogoro na local champion. E no dey pass boundary.

Still on still, Warri no be state capital, Asaba senior am! Identity wey no get level for local dey form international. Dey there. 🥱

Lagos na grandfather, go ask people wey senior you! Na Lagos Island dem dey learn work. Na for Shitta dem dey learn boxing, if you come you go see.✌🏾

Aje, I too feel you, my man. This your vibe strong scatter. I dey live lag, I like your swag, I be Omoluabi, tested, if you no mind, I go like make we dey dey✌

novia22:


My brother calm down. Even as you are now, there are places you will walk into in this our Nigeria, you won't know a soul there oo but someone by merely just seeing you will tell you you are Igbo or Yoruba etc. I have experienced it first hand. Sometimes no matter how you try to code yourself, one busy body will just see you as a target.

If a Ugandan or Namibian walks up to you can you identify him or her. My point is Nigerians are always loud anywhere they are thereby drawing attention to themselves and this most times puts them in security risk.

odunH:
Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣You don finish that guy o. Mouth dey draw like okra!😀😀👍

Lol, that mysticwarrior guy think say na by to dey formulate some kain crude, turd pidgin language dem take dey do am lol.

You go enter anywhere for South West price anyhow, collect anyhow sharp sharp, no time to waste. Ibadan, Osogbo, Modakeke, Ife, Ekiti, ... lol

Lagos Island wey webdevprof mention too much, those ones no dey too talk, na "Stainless" be their dialect.
Oshodi, Agege, Mushin, Ajegunle, ... enter here try any rubbish with Yorubas.

dalass:


The crying that usually comes after their bragging dey sweet me pass. They scream agberos upandan when they collect/chop correct beatings

Ija igboro larun Ibadan. Translation isn't free. If you don't Gerrit, forget abourrit

Lol... Omo, gbagbe jare. No mind them. Ase's everywhere.

dalass:


The crying that usually comes after their bragging dey sweet me pass. They scream agberos upandan when they collect/chop correct beatings

Ija igboro larun Ibadan. Translation isn't free. If you don't Gerrit, forget abourrit

Funny.. But you pple is known for chestbeating and tribal keyboard warrior but bunch of dogs offline na why you no fit win ordinary lagos after all the noise

I can't leave nigeria for another black country..

I wonder what you guys are always looking for in all this african countries

nedekid:

For real
Guess Brazil is the better option for P***y tourism
Make we start to book ticket

asin bros.. If i wan go for tourism, Bahamas, Jamaica, dubai, Europe, south Asia, even panama self . Not one country filled with ugly black people

bennyblings:


Lol tompolo go chase everybody comot sw

One opc man go finish entire Niger Delta. Go ask for wetin happen to Egbesu when dey near Lagos in 2000. You go dey deal with local issues you go begin think say you dey. Wey all that militants now wey Jonathan wey dey help una no dey again. Wetin be Niger Delta self , you dey among yourself dey rake and nothing still dey happen. Even one common area boys day shake Ibo for Lagos Ibi dey shit for them pantie. Go back to 1993/94 go ask wetin make non Yoruba run commot for Lagos. You common neighbourhood fowl thief for village dey think say you dey . Wetin dey for Warri wey don teach you correct sense for strong mind .The small wey you dey do na ogogoro dew push you.

Oh boy, that's a scary story. Does that mean Ghanaian men feel threatened whenever a Nigerian approaches their women?

You should have done something to that guy, forget that he's in his country. At least make him collect 1-2 punch. What kind of hatred does he have for Nigerians that he believes he can do that to you?

As if we don't have Ghanaians still living in Nigeria, lots of them as a matter of fact, still making money and working both legally & illegally in Nigeria.

Seems u are new to this xenophobic disposition from Ghanaians abi?

BJanta:


One opc man go finish entire Niger Delta. Go ask for wetin happen to Egbesu when dey near Lagos in 2000. You go dey deal with local issues you go begin think say you dey. Wey all that militants now wey Jonathan wey dey help una no dey again. Wetin be Niger Delta self , you dey among yourself dey rake and nothing still dey happen. Even one common area boys day shake Ibo for Lagos Ibi dey shit for them pantie. Go back to 1993/94 go ask wetin make non Yoruba run commot for Lagos. You common neighbourhood fowl thief for village dey think say you dey . Wetin dey for Warri wey don teach you correct sense for strong mind .The small wey you dey do na ogogoro dew push you.

After every gragra when buhari do e still beg for peace with tompolo u dy open your mouth call local apc tout. You nor see say dem put tinubu for egbusu chair(if you know the meaning) when him come oporoza? Like this buhari government and apc dy pay the whole creek(men and women) 200k per month because dem know wetin fit sup.abobi this way na army dy settle quarel o make you take your time o.

Ogogoro na local champion. E no dey pass boundary.

Still on still, Warri no be state capital, Asaba senior am! Identity wey no get level for local dey form international. Dey there. 🥱

Lagos na grandfather, go ask people wey senior you! Na Lagos Island dem dey learn work. Na for Shitta dem dey learn boxing, if you come you go see.✌🏾

Omo, you sabi Lagos wella. If you are fighting a Lagos Island boy, you have to be careful because his whole body is a weapon; from his fist to his elbow, all are designed to tear your face and spill blood as well.
The Shitta boys are also fighters too; when I was living at Surulere, I witnessed them fighting some Lagos Island boys who came for a party. The Island boys got a whopping on that day.

mysticwarrior:
Please do yourself a favour, go back to elementary school so you could be thought how to properly spell dialect, you also need to learn how and when to use punctuation marks .

It's taught and not thought

Learn to be humble!

pelhurmy:


It's taught and not thought

Learn to be humble!

Thanks, noted.

Go and try a Hausa girl or Fulani girl in the northern part of your own country first, what happened to you in Ghana na childs play!

kokorokoman:
it was a friend's birthday so we decided to chill at kokrobite beach.
it was all fun from playing ghana vs naija football against the ghana guys we met at the beach to swimming and feeding our eyes with the nourishing and volumptously mighty ghana yanshes been thrown at our faces every now and then.

while the fun was going on there came these three beautiful girls of between 19 to 25 of age, all dressed in bikini and having fun all alone without any man close to them, my guy, the celebrant approached them and got talking with the most beautiful of them, dark in complexion with beautiful brown big and sexy eyes, as if that's not enough she come get big breast and yansh join.
my guy collected her number and left.

i went for the second girl, a bit fair in complexion, slim with beautiful perky boobs that was revealed in it's full glory because of the wetness of her bra.
we started vibing, she wanted to teach me how to swim so we both went into the water side holding hands.
once i saw this guy running towards u, first i thought he was one of the guys we were playing football together but before i could say jack, he has pressed my neck and plummeted me deep into the sea.
few secs into the water i don already dey see the backyard of heaven, i had to use my last strength to come back up to the surface of the water and held the guy, asking him why he wan to kill me, he started ranting that he will kill me and all sorts, i just wanted to know what i did wrong and he told me because i was holding and playing with a ghana girl.
jesu you mean you want to kill me because of woman i had to grip the the guy by his throat and people came around to untangle us, we dragged on for some time and he ran away threatening that he want to go call his squad.
funny enough i later realized the girl was a liberian and not even a ghanian.
since that experience and others i dey always dey on guard when i am with a ghana woman.

God Bless you for Representing Our Ancestors Over There .... We need to Start Impregnating their Girls Now ... naija DNA to Flood Ghana ... E no well ... most West African Dude no get liver but here in Naija.. Our Eyes don tear Finish !

I wan do West African Safari oo !

Next time, don't allow such things to slide. Someone tried to drown you because of a woman, you should have at least snapped his pics & report to the police.

I don't know your tribe, but as Yoruba man wey I be, I no go allow person like that go. Like I said earlier, even if na 1-2 punch, I must burst him mouth that day, make everybody gather ontop the matter judge am.

Next time, he won't try such with Nigerians...

Omoluabi, Na Another Person Country You Dey Ooo .... Diplomacy is Key to Long-life ...
Ibukun ni fun Omo odo na to Apply Wisdom

"Volumptously mighthy yanshes" dat part got me!!!
😂😂

funshint:
But that's the problem with we Nigerians. How will you be somewhere and everybody know that you're Nigerian?! Na unnecessary show-off they bring all this kain wahala. Unless I tell you, you can't know my nationality.

you are only been ignorant. from appearance, a benenoise can tell the tribe you are from in nigeria.
as a nigerian, without been told, from appearance, EVERY togolese can tell if you are a yoruba or igbo by tribe.
in togo you are known as a nigerian at a glance, they see the people from southern nigeria except yorubas as igbos, they easily recognise yorubas because there are many indegineus togolese yorubas too.
you see ghana, if you like naked, wear kente or agabada or suit, even a three year old knows you are a nigerian.

I was talking about it cus I felt hurt as a Nigerian, read my last comment.

@the bolded, I know people with this your mentality are mostly Niger deltans, cos una mouth dey draw like okro and una dey feel say una open eye. Igbos used to say this too but they've stopped after several reseting from Yoruba boys. Don't worry, keep telling your younger ones the same thing till they collect from a Yoruba guy.

Meanwhile all the fighters repping Nigeria are Yorubas... Talk about Israel Adesanya, Anthony Joshua, Bash Ali, even local fighters like Taiwo Esepo.

Igbos collect too? 🤣🤣🤣

Igbos and Yoruba has never fought any battle, and if you are using this election to judge, then i must say you need your brain to be rechecked.

You think it is to be shouting "Wo".

You don turn am to politics? Okay...

At least FFK knack Ojukwu wife till she get belle for London. A win is a win.

To dey fvck people wife na normal custom and tradition for Yoruba land.

Besides FFK alleged to have dated her, before Ojukwu met her.

The guy na mumu...

Meanwhile if it was a beach in Nigeria you approach a girl like that, she might likely snubb you with a frowning as if Na fight that's why I always like foreign girls they will give you all the sense of belonging even if you guys might not exchange contacts but you will know that you are talking to a girl

masseratti:
i tire ooo.. I stayed in Ghana for like 3 months.. Most of the girls were not all that, plus I was in the posh areas of Osu..legon etc... People should learn how to unmask make up, artificial hairs/human hair from ladies nd know how they truly looks, plus Ghana girls are very expensive, even tho they not all that at all.

Ghana girls can never be as expensive as Nigerian girls.... Seems you are lying.

BJanta:


He be like say you be local man wey never leave warri before. Go to Lagos Island go make gragra if you go come back alive. Carry all your warri boys go ,na den you go no say all una just be village gang boys.

🤦🤦🤦