LOL@ "Not who danceth with but who taketh away"

^^^^^



Your father needs darbur herbal. oloriburuku. e no go berra for you

After reading this, I could help but think the dude is dancing 'Atilogwu' dance. I hope you are not twitching all over the dance floor. A lil shuffling of the leg and swaying to the beat works better than all the faux dougie crap you are involved in. Move to the rhythm. Don't dance like you had an iPod playing a different song to whats playing to everybody else. You will be ok.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aANQIuUGwAc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aANQIuUGwAc

I will not dance with you
1. If you smell bad
2. If you grab some part of my body before I permit you to
3. If you are very, very ugly (you'll bring down my social capital) somewhat ugly is OK because I try to be nice
4. If you are holding a drink (afraid of spills)
5. IF you are lurking are me and my friends like a shark (everyone likes the chase)

Best case: I see you across the room enjoying yourself (not looking lonely) Then somehow we end up near each other, You, while harmlessly two stepping, smile at me. I smile back. You gesture with open palms and an inviting expression, but if I indicate no then you shrug and continue having fun. If you seem low intensity, I'll come find you later on in the night, lol

^^^^

Oloshi. modaphocker. Ashewo. Oloriburuku.


No be your type i dey find for club.

Modaphocker why are you stalking me all over the interweb, i am not gay, you an.us loving, clit licking, cork sucking tranny

^lol. Do your thAng.

oh ok oaight

Mouth n body odour certain

Your papa toto dey smell

^^^

Next time wipe your arse before going to the club.

Oloo'run atole boda ode!

bad mouth odour buy chewing gum

2 of you man-lovers, what are you doing this thread. I am not on the down-low, stop chasing my arse all over the interweb

^^^

Get a wipe and save the rest of us from your nasty odor. And yes, shower often, at least thrice a day.

People have said lots of good things. Let me add a few comments:

1. Don't dance too fast. Let the girl do most of the work when you dance, you are just kind of there to "enjoy the ride", so to speak. Well, you can go crazy if you want, but just not a good idea with someone you are just dancing with for the first time. The slower you move, the better.

2. Make sure you are cleanly shaven, nice cologne, clothes that look nice and fit you properly. I usually take a pack of gum with me too, so if I have a drink or two my breath doesn't smell of alcohol.

3. Don't hover. If you want to dance with a girl, make your move and do it within 1 minute of deciding. Lingering around her is just creepy and kills both of your vibe. Plus. . . if she says no, doesn't mean another girl won't say yes! So best to evaluate and move on quickly if it doesn't work out.

4A. Sometimes it is good to have a wingman with you. Girls for whatever reason always like dancing in circles with their friends. So you can use your buddy to separate them and go for the kill.

4B. However if you are are good at this stuff, it is even better to go by yourself. That way you don't need to worry about whether your buddy is having fun or not, etc. If you are by yourself and are trying to land one girl out of a "pack", then imo dance with all of them first, make sure things go smooth then concentrate on the one you want.

5. Another thing to keep in mind is that naija girls FAKE a LOT. They'll be feeling you but sometimes acting weird because their friends are around, they don't want to look like a freak or whatever.

6. If none of the above works, take a few shots of liquor and you'll be good to go.

BTW, Love nightclub can be crappy sometimes. Too crowded. You should check out Bar 7 and some of the other smaller clubs, they can be pretty fun.

Another tip, hit up reggae joints! Girls there are always down to dance and are don't play as many games.

Finally, the right attitude to have when you go clubbing is "If none of these b1tches like me, their loss, not mine. They can go fvck themselves." You need to be relaxed and not give a crap. If you take it too seriously it can seriously kill your mojo.

Another tip for packs.

Sometimes there is a pack of a few girls, one hot and 2 or 3 fat cockblockers who will ruin your chances with the hot girl if you don't handle them properly.

If you have a wingman, have him handle the fat friend and you go for the cute chick.

If no wingman, may want to try one dance with the fat girl to prevent her from messing things up, then move in on the hot girl.

But be careful. . . if you do this while I'm around, I'll scoop the hot girl and leave you with the fatty

blasterman:

bad mouth odour buy chewing  gum

bekay911:

Mouth n body odour certain

ROTFLMAO!! I'm sure that's the case. No be Naija men?
To dey bath atleast 2wice a day na walk on Mt Everest, to brush teeth atleast once a day na to dey search for pot of gold.

beejaei:

^^^^

Oloshi. modaphocker. Ashewo. Oloriburuku.


No be your type i dey find for club.

beejaei:

Modaphocker why are you stalking me all over the interweb, i am not man-lover, you an.us loving, clit licking, cork sucking tranny

beejaei:

2 of you man-lovers, what are you doing this thread. I am not on the down-low, stop chasing my arse all over the interweb

beejaei:

Your papa toto dey smell

Sounds like fstranger to me.

The main reason not to go too fast is because if she is going at one speed and you are going at one that doesn't match, it won't feel right to her. Will feel awkward. So if you go slow, you can learn her rhythm and vibe with her.

Basically, you can never lose going slow.

na wa o. so ekt_bear u seem to be an expert on this. don't let me report u to ur gf.

but what's all d talk about wingmen and cockblockers. the OP says he's just looking for a girl to dance with. he's not looking to get laid or anything. the guy just wants to dance!! leave d manual and free him abeg.

Same terminology applies even if you aren't trying to take the girl home; the strategy applies whether you want to get laid or not.

I'm not an expert, but I pretty much had the same problem as this dude. Was just walking up to girls and dancing too fast. So striking out despite being tall, muscular and good looking.

Then I figured out what I was doing wrong.

OP's comment:

I really enjoy dancing (do not know how good I am at it, but i enjoy it).

I really don't think I can do the whole go slow thing.

I am yoruba and we shake our body very well when we dance.

my suggestion is that he shld stick to owambe parties. or take up salsa.
clubbing is not for him.

Hehehe

Salsa dancing is fun. I'm not good at it though.

Poster, is this how you dance in the club?

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ekt_bear:

Same terminology applies even if you aren't trying to take the girl home; the strategy applies whether you want to get laid or not.

I'm not an expert, but I pretty much had the same problem as this dude. Was just walking up to girls and dancing too fast. [size=18pt]So striking out despite being tall, muscular and good looking.[/size]

Then I figured out what I was doing wrong.

lol!

Lol

Well, perhaps you don't find me attractive. However, for somewhat obvious reasons, I don't really care

Which kain of friend request would I accept? I have enough friends, not looking for any more

^^^ seriously, you gotta change your profile pix. Let's see your face for once.

That teddy bear is not really manly, btw. Put something like Yogi bear

I value my privacy. Certain things I'll share with people I know in RL, others I will not.

Naija girls are usually scared of any appearance of epilepsy especially in Night clubs

ekt_bear:

I value my privacy. Certain things I'll share with people I know in RL, others I will not.

Ive seen you b4, my friend.
Dont shakara for me for here o.
Fronters shall stop fronting