maxtum:

lol! reminds me of the one i did, JFK bound, ha! the seat so so comfortable and massage seat was in progress, just couldn't hold it anymore cuz the rest room was busy! thot it wouldn't smell, but my guess was dead wrong! let it out and before i could say "Jasper", The smell was bad!! very bad! even the hostess were forming nice smiles, and saying , Is nice flight or sometin?, men, i know i tried self!  

Had to pretend i was vex and spread my exp. perfume and form! so to all the passengers on board, Date 17th oct 2011. so sorry, its nature call. i feel better now.

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I no fit laugh! what if it was the Pastor? [quote author=Ishilove link=topic=794667.msg9462815#msg9462815 date=1320197950]
Farting In Church

maxtum:

lol! reminds me of the one i did, JFK bound, ha! the seat so so comfortable and massage seat was in progress, just couldn't hold it anymore cuz the rest room was busy! thot it wouldn't smell, but my guess was dead wrong! let it out and before i could say "Jasper", The smell was bad!! very bad! even the hostess were forming nice smiles, and saying , Is nice flight or sometin?, men, i know i tried self!  

Had to pretend i was vex and spread my exp. perfume and form! so to all the passengers on board, Date 17th oct 2011. so sorry, its nature call. i feel better now.

maxtum:

lol! reminds me of the one i did, JFK bound, ha! the seat so so comfortable and massage seat was in progress, just couldn't hold it anymore cuz the rest room was busy! thot it wouldn't smell, but my guess was dead wrong! let it out and before i could say "Jasper", The smell was bad!! very bad! even the hostess were forming nice smiles, and saying , Is nice flight or sometin?, men, i know i tried self!  

Had to pretend i was vex and spread my exp. perfume and form! so to all the passengers on board, Date 17th oct 2011. so sorry, its nature call. i feel better now.

vvnowusu:

I Did something like this some 15 years back. I was in a public transport moving from Ibadan to Lagos. Somewhere on the highway, this fart kept poking me and i was holding back because there was a younger boy sitting next to me who was not asleep. Everyone else except driver, myself and the boy were asleep. When i could not hold anymore, i had to let it go. That  boy paid for not sleeping that day. The smell was like hell. The boy gave me a very very bad look and all i could do was to laugh. Am not sure i apologized to that young man then. If he can read this, then here is my apology. I am really sorry.

maxtum:

lol! reminds me of the one i did, JFK bound, ha! the seat so so comfortable and massage seat was in progress, just couldn't hold it anymore cuz the rest room was busy! thot it wouldn't smell, but my guess was dead wrong! let it out and before i could say "Jasper", The smell was bad!! very bad! even the hostess were forming nice smiles, and saying , Is nice flight or sometin?, men, i know i tried self!  

Had to pretend i was vex and spread my exp. perfume and form! so to all the passengers on board, Date 17th oct 2011. so sorry, its nature call. i feel better now.

Ishilove:

Farting In Church

People don't respect the house of God again. Farting in the sanctuary during a prayer session on a hot evening is just plain NASTY.
The most annoying thing is you can't detect the actual culprit; when it happened to me the foulness emanated from everywhere and nowhere. Everyone {including the culprit, i'm sure} in my section had identical  expressions of disgust, and good God was the stench SHARP and HEAVY!!! I don't know maybe the evil creature ate a dead rat or sumfin. The odor seared its way into the core of my brain, destroyed my concentration and effectively ruined the rest of the service for me. Some people are just agents of darkness planted to distract and provoke serious worshippers. Ah ahn! Mscheww

maxtum:

lol! reminds me of the one i did, JFK bound, ha! the seat so so comfortable and massage seat was in progress, just couldn't hold it anymore cuz the rest room was busy! thot it wouldn't smell, but my guess was dead wrong! let it out and before i could say "Jasper", The smell was bad!! very bad! even the hostess were forming nice smiles, and saying , Is nice flight or sometin?, men, i know i tried self!  

Had to pretend i was vex and spread my exp. perfume and form! so to all the passengers on board, Date 17th oct 2011. so sorry, its nature call. i feel better now.

Ishilove:

Farting In Church

People don't respect the house of God again. Farting in the sanctuary during a prayer session on a hot evening is just plain NASTY.
The most annoying thing is you can't detect the actual culprit; when it happened to me the foulness emanated from everywhere and nowhere. Everyone {including the culprit, i'm sure} in my section had identical  expressions of disgust, and good God was the stench SHARP and HEAVY!!! I don't know maybe the evil creature ate a dead rat or sumfin. The odor seared its way into the core of my brain, destroyed my concentration and effectively ruined the rest of the service for me. Some people are just agents of darkness planted to distract and provoke serious worshippers. Ah ahn! Mscheww