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Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by Ishilove: 11:15pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
yuzedo:O my God,i have a deadline to meet but here i am on nairaland laughing my head off! |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by Nobody: 11:20pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
Ishlove sweery. pls dont fart on Sunday in chr ooo |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by Ishilove: 11:31pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
toba: kokoye: I assure you sirs,whenever i let it rip it doesn't smell,and NEVER IN CHURCH! Well,hardly. . . When i was typing this i was annoyed,but after reading people's comments and confession,i can now see the funny part of it :-D |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by Nobody: 11:35pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
lwkmdie do u want us to believe u? once the thing comes out and the AC is on, it travels in the air. how can i verify ur claim? |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by Nobody: 1:20am On Nov 03, 2011 |
Move to comedy section please. |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by dollypi(m): 1:30am On Nov 03, 2011 |
Next time, just light a candle, because farts are combustible. But be careful if the fart is too concentrated. It could cause an explosion. |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by BabaJendo: 2:17am On Nov 03, 2011 |
Silent but deadly, |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by yemorinho(m): 2:20am On Nov 03, 2011 |
hehehehehe c laffin and messing! Oya mke i com post my own messmerizing tori o. This 1 hapund 2me way bk in ss2 o. I was late 4 sch ds particular mornin and it was my turn 2 b caned. O boi! I fear cane dat tym o. As d 1st storke landed on my bombom, a loud fart lyk eloped. D teacher didnt mind buh i kept on dishin it out generously as he continued beating hopin dt wuld make him stop d beating. Ds man got angrier and tot d cane wasnt paining me so he intnsified his efforts. Omo com c me weeping and farting. Even students waiting 2b beaten alredy had tears in their eyes frm d intense laughter my farting talent had caused them. 1 Like |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by Roland17(m): 2:22am On Nov 03, 2011 |
By far this is the funniest thread i have ever stumbled on, another reason i love Nairaland, |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by kcjazz(m): 2:59am On Nov 03, 2011 |
haha mess no get toilet |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by OlaBamitu: 3:09am On Nov 03, 2011 |
Una no go fit kill me NEVER boys are vexing omo see laff |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by Nobody: 5:20am On Nov 03, 2011 |
Secondary school when someone messed and people two floors below ran out of their classrooms 1 Like |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by Ishilove: 7:15am On Nov 03, 2011 |
dollypi:cause fart contains methane toba:If the AC is on it will take the edge of the odour. Buh a situation where the whole place is hot and u are now fouling the whole place up? Haba. I attend MFM and u need to fill up your lungs with air in order to pray in the proper "MFM style". nwanna89:Abeg make una no use laugh gimme cough o! |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by LordBabs(m): 7:39am On Nov 03, 2011 |
Reminds me of Raju's farting style in The 3 Idiots, The nitwit is a genius in flavoury farts! |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by ChuckD2(m): 8:28am On Nov 03, 2011 |
i don laugh so tey my battery don weak, the cough wey i dey fear since, i don finally get am. no thanks to all of you. i no wan die yet, make una no kill me i beg. i dey beg una, gawd! plenty people no well for nigeria oooo, |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by tessyade: 8:46am On Nov 03, 2011 |
Just cant stop laughing. |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by kellynoah: 10:51am On Nov 03, 2011 |
wow I cant stop laughing, am even farting right now in de office but just being happy its not smelling, I remember in my primary school days, i ate rotten egg to school, ooh boy,come see mess for class, I was de master dat day, when i release one bullet our class teacher will assemble all of us and de class monitor started smelling pupils buttocks, when it was my turn for him to smell my buttocks, I carried my bag, immediately his face near my yash, i release a thunderous mess and ran out of de class, i went home direct, every body were laughing even my teacher, the even gave me a name, till i told my parent dat i wont go to dat sch. again. even now am always happy with what i did to de class monitor becos he always put my name in names of noise makers. 1 Like |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by kellynoah: 11:04am On Nov 03, 2011 |
ANGELA even after four years we separated I still find it difficult to forget this day(23,june,2007), my brothers and sister, the kind mess were dis my babe mess for me dat day, I almost fainted, I was fucking her 4rm behind she was bending for me, see my face, see her yarsh, immediately I hear uuuuupppppppoooommmmm, ohh boy come see smell, I know fit Bleep again, i just told her am ok, since then I no dey Bleep 4rm behind again, ANGELA where ever u are, I say thankyou so much. |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by nimma(f): 11:58am On Nov 03, 2011 |
Poster i couldnt help but notice how good you are at descriptive writing! 2 Likes |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by yuzedo: 12:11pm On Nov 03, 2011 |
nimma:Spot on! I noticed too. . Infact I had to check her profile cos I was so impressed. . . . iLike a woman who has faultless syntax and an uncanny ability to wield the instruments that make up excellent prose. . |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by Ogaga4Luv(m): 12:11pm On Nov 03, 2011 |
[size=13pt]Faring inside Church is the most embarrassing and irritating thing most especially during service. . . . . somebody in the house shout Hell--lelu---Yeah! . I trust the deeper life members , the Jehovah witnesses and Catholic Church people fear them. . . . this set of people sabi fart well well . hhihihihihihihihihihi [/size] |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by McAdem: 4:58pm On Nov 03, 2011 |
I beg to disagree Maybe the fart was an evil spirit or sickness being ejected and sent to the lake or fire. No be deliverance be dat?? I agree jare even in my church ,my pastor always tell us to pray until u fart-that shows u are delivererd |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by McAdem: 5:13pm On Nov 03, 2011 |
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Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by Ishilove: 5:29pm On Nov 03, 2011 |
Chuck D:Wene nmaru,the cough don finally catch you? nimma: yuzedo:Good Lawd,all these for lil 'ol me? Thank ye,my head swelleth :-D |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by Ogaga4Luv(m): 6:05pm On Nov 03, 2011 |
[size=13pt]Smell-ing things inside Church . . . lol [/size] |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by sima(f): 6:20am On Nov 04, 2011 |
lmfaoooo, LOOOL they really annoyed u o |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by PAGAN9JA(m): 3:00pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by FartBox: 4:46pm On Apr 06, 2012 |
You've gotta fight for your right to be FARTY! |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by Ishilove: 1:18pm On Apr 19, 2012 |
FartBox: You've gotta fight for your right to be FARTY!Go ahead and fight,just don't fight where people are trying to commune with their Maker...it's just plain nasty!! |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by FartBox: 1:52pm On Apr 19, 2012 |
Ishilove: But...you'd explode if you didn't let it out. Wouldn't that be worse? I mean, imagine the entrails. |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by Ishilove: 10:42pm On Apr 19, 2012 |
FartBox:Yes...I see what you mean... Nevertheless,respect the house of God and discreetly sneak off to a corner where there is no chance of offending someone's senses and do ur business there... |
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