yuzedo:

Make me sef confess as all have sinned and come short of glory. . .

So back in uni, I went to see my buddy @ his off-campus residence, and wyl gisting decide to let one rip! Omg! D mess peel d guy paint!
Infact, we almost both fainted! Unfortunately for me, one cultist neighbour of his that likes weed chose that moment to come borrow something. The guy walks in, starts sniffing, and is like WTF?! Omo, see exasperation o! My guy had to snitch on me infact! Na so the guy use vex comot d room, But the gaddem mess refused to evaporate!!! Kai! I was so embarrassed even tho I was laffing my Bottom off! The poor guy came back 30mins later, that same mess was still booming, infact na dat time I see vex!! The guy just dey para, dey hala, dey vex say which kain tin be dis sef, shay na alien mess?? (person wey don weed finish). . . Ah aah? No be say na even am get room o! Infact, that mess na Bruce Lee, enter the dragon! ;-D
. . . Till dis day, my friend name that mess "copy and paste", onto say e be like computer process!
Zamx, I'm sorry for breaking your louvre with mess bro! No vex biko! :-p

toba:

Ishlove sweery. pls dont fart on Sunday in chr ooo

kokoye:

Like someone said earlier, what if the pastor was the main culprit?

dollypi:

Next time, just light a candle, because farts are combustible. But be careful if the fart is too concentrated. It could cause an explosion.

toba:

lwkmdie

do u want us to believe u?

once the thing comes out and the AC is on, it travels in the air.

how can i verify your claim?

nwanna89:

Secondary school when someone messed and people two floors below ran out of their classrooms

nimma:

Poster i couldnt help but notice how good you are at descriptive writing!

McAdem:

I beg to disagree

Maybe the fart was an evil spirit or sickness being ejected and sent to the lake or fire.

No be deliverance be dat??

I agree jare even in my church ,my pastor always tell us to pray until u fart-that shows u are delivererd

Chuck D:

i don laugh so tey my battery don weak, the cough wey i dey fear since, i don finally get am. no thanks to all of you. i no wan die yet, make una no kill me i beg. i dey beg una, gawd! plenty people no well for nigeria oooo,

nimma:

Poster i couldnt help but notice how good you are at descriptive writing!

yuzedo:

Spot on! I noticed too. . Infact I had to check her profile cos I was so impressed.
. . . iLike a woman who has faultless syntax and an uncanny ability to wield the instruments that make up excellent prose. .

FartBox: You've gotta fight for your right to be FARTY!

Ishilove:
Go ahead and fight,just don't fight where people are trying to commune with their Maker...it's just plain nasty!!

FartBox:

But...you'd explode if you didn't let it out. Wouldn't that be worse? I mean, imagine the entrails.