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Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by Efizzi: 5:47pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
@ Poster you are really a very funny person. Thanks for putting this smile on my face 2 Likes |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by unipol(m): 5:59pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
why is it that only men fart? or only men confessing? women, una no dey fart? please ladies in the house answer. |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by r231(m): 6:01pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
Lol |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by gascoign1(m): 6:24pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
Na anointing nau! |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by ElmA1(f): 6:25pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
Hahahahaha! Funniest topic so far. I think God would understand. After all its nature calling and you ve to answer it. |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by Inked(m): 6:35pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
Lmao, This is serious. It normally happens when the weather is hot. I feel you pain. Lol |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by KacHemNaU(m): 6:40pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
Reading this topic has made my day go from good to better. I just cant stop laughing |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by Wallie(m): 6:42pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
Funny thread! I walked into my colleague’s office sometime ago and the place smelled like something had died there! I’m sure he was embarrassed but who knows with this oyinbos! Do you know that when someplace stinks of fart, they will just pretend like nothing smells? 1 Like |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by kokoye(m): 6:46pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
Like someone said earlier, what if the pastor was the main culprit? |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by cordj2: 7:20pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
On the tenth floor alone in the elevator, then I removed the lid on my anus, so relieved was I that I did not noticed that the lift had stopped on the 8th floor, a lady walked in, the stenched could not permit her to say hi, I was so embarrased, she had to jumped out on the next floor. RITA am sori 1 Like |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by biolabee(m): 7:24pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
subscribing and laffing , |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by biolabee(m): 7:28pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
Let me add sth to the house http://www.iranian.com/main/blog/bubbly/story-fart-and-passing-gas The Story Of Fart And Passing Gas |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by Agybabe(f): 7:50pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
wow! I never knew there was gonna be a chance for me to laugh. Even my parents and siblings don pursue me enter room, my maale don dey cast and bind, she think say na ogbanje spirit as i dey roll for ground. Rotflmao. |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by Afam4eva(m): 7:53pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
Laugh no go kill person for NL. Actually, there's nothing wrong in farting in church. It's a free gift of nature and God created nature. So, there you have it. |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by AndreUweh(m): 7:55pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
afam4eva:It is wrong and a bad manner. |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by Afam4eva(m): 7:57pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
Andre Uweh: Bad manner? yes. Wrong? I'm not sure. |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by AndreUweh(m): 7:59pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
A church ursher should be designated to smell the buttocks of church members to find out the actual culprit under such a circumstance. People should respect holy places. 1 Like |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by JeSoul(f): 8:01pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
This thread is hilarious ROTFLOL . . . |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by Enigma(m): 8:10pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
I'm shocked and my gob is well and truly smacked that so far no one has mentioned the great man himself! The Farting Preacher [flash=400,300] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OPw-k3ib2U[/flash] |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by eyzhvntsn: 8:13pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
OMG!!!! I'm laughing and farting at the same time, Yeee!!! I don wound o |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by awuf2008: 8:21pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
There is no law banning farting in church or anywhere. so anybody can fart anywhere he chooses, so it is not a sin. |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by yuzedo: 8:28pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
iDied! Funniest thread ever! This poster is hilarity personified! Dead rat for lunch?? Spirit huddled and gagging in a corner?? =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=)) Roflmfaolwkmdfhldtmb!!!!! Let's not even start with all the comments and confessions of everyone! Lmfao! 1 Like |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by Nobody: 8:35pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
X-Boy:mern, your teacher wicked sha o na dat kin mess wey dey kill rat. To hold mess no easy o. That thing na die. |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by EfeEkarume(m): 8:36pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
The decibels of these fart are really something else. Some; the sound of a starting generator, some; the sound of a closing ghana-must-go zip. Some sound are High-Tempo'ed like BlackEyedPeas Beats! |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by Agybabe(f): 8:45pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
Andre Uweh:please are you by chance an ursher? |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by Akiika: 8:57pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
This is so hilarious! i am laughing so hard right now. Farting na part of God's work o, imagine if those terrible smell stays in one's system for long. Besides, you can't tell how heavy it'll turn out to be. But if you must do it, just excuse yourself to the nearest toilet. In mosques however, it's easy to tell who the culprit is. You have to make another ablution whenever you fart in the middle of solat (prayer). |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by Egbagirl(f): 9:04pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
EfeEkarume: ROTFLMCAO! mehn this is hilarious yet so true! hahhahahaahha |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by xterra2(m): 9:24pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
Funny thread I cant stop laughing |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by cicero(m): 10:08pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
Andre Uweh: How could you say it's a bad manner? Do you think the culprit did it deliberately? Can you imagine how long he/she held it and couldn't hold it any longer? He even tried to release it without making a sound. Ain't we our brother's keeper? At such times the best thing would be to endure and reflect on what that dear brother or sister could be going through, the tremor of flatulence rumbling in his stomach and sympathy will swallow your disgust. It would only be a bad manner if the farter did it on purpose without any real and concerted effort to hold it until after church service. |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by yuzedo: 11:06pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
Make me sef confess as all have sinned and come short of glory. . . So back in uni, I went to see my buddy @ his off-campus residence, and wyl gisting decide to let one rip! Omg! D mess peel d guy paint! Infact, we almost both fainted! Unfortunately for me, one cultist neighbour of his that likes weed chose that moment to come borrow something. The guy walks in, starts sniffing, and is like WTF?! Omo, see exasperation o! My guy had to snitch on me infact! Na so the guy use vex comot d room, But the gaddem mess refused to evaporate!!! Kai! I was so embarrassed even tho I was laffing my ass off! The poor guy came back 30mins later, that same mess was still booming, infact na dat time I see vex!! The guy just dey para, dey hala, dey vex say which kain tin be dis sef, shay na alien mess?? (person wey don weed finish). . . Ah aah? No be say na even am get room o! Infact, that mess na Bruce Lee, enter the dragon! ;-D . . . Till dis day, my friend name that mess "copy and paste", onto say e be like computer process! Zamx, I'm sorry for breaking ur louvre with mess bro! No vex biko! :-p |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by Nobody: 11:08pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
Gods' a spirit and we have to worship him in truth and in spirit. Holiness is next to godliness. pls dont fart in the house of God. My fathers house must not smell bad |
Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by Ishilove: 11:10pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
cicero:LWKMD! Are you for real?? |
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