silvertuke:

There is something I really want to know, Are NL Babes falling in love with only NL guys living outside Naija?

coogar:

blame mr cork. . . . .that obdurate w@nker.

he said all of us staying in lagos/nigeria are ugly, with bloodshot eyes and malodorous scent.
because of him now, i have lost all my female admirers.

Eya. Pele. C0rk don spoil market for you. My manual is a good alternative.

coogar:

the manual won't work anymore.

i stand no chance - i stay in downtown agege(where those pot-bellied breads are made).
if i lay my hands on mr. cork - he's a dead man!
that big-headed sick pup!

BABE!:

LOL--- Na your fault sef. Why you con dey announce say you live in Agege/Nigeria? E never spoil. Hope still dey. Quickly change your lacation.

lol @ downtown Agege. Posh man forming Agbero swag. hehehe.

coogar:

honesty is a virtue.
i am real, not fake unlike some of the ruminant animals here(200-10, lefuX2 and tell-foolish). negroes who until last summer were bus conductors and street urchins in downtown mushin/okokomaiko.

coogar:

i represent agege to the fullest - where flour becomes gold!
if you don't mind my agegeness, date me na.

E be like say I don dey fall for this bobo o.
Your agegeness is a bit of a problem. You fit hustle for Visa? 

BABE!:

lmao. Ye! See yab! I no dey o.

E be like say I don dey fall for this bobo o.
Your agegeness is a bit of a problem. You fit hustle for Visa? 

coogar:

i have been turned down several times. i have been to all the embassies in lagos.
my tribal-marks are scary! i'm considered a flight risk.

BABE!:

Chei! You have tribal marks? Nawa o. In this age and time--

No, you no qualify. I live in 9ja myself. Dating you is not an option.  

sima:

i personally find it hard to find a decent 9ja guy in 9ja without being scared to be duped 
n' yh, i know not all 9ja guys in 9ja are 419

coogar:

my tribal marks should have nothing to do with it. what about my agege swag?
you see? see what mr cork has caused on this forum.
another rejection!!!
allah dey!

Pele. You sef no help the situation with those tribal marks on your face. Better luck next time. Try Tpia. 

sima:

i personally find it hard to find a decent 9ja guy in 9ja without being scared to be duped 
n' yh, i know not all 9ja guys in 9ja are 419

BABE!:

Pele. You sef no help the situation with those tribal marks on your face. Better luck next time. Try Tpia. 

coogar:

tpia? at all o.
her sex-drive is scary - you want to kill me? i don't want to die of slipped disc.

BABE!:

haha-- How you take know? hehehe. Seriously try her. Don't be shy.

coogar:

i once saw tpia on x-factor where she revealed she's a bedroom tiger.
as for trying her - hmmmm(i'll think about it).

BABE!:

X-factor? She can sang? Wow! Simon Cowell probably has a crush on her. She's a hot cake o. My guy try your luck. No think am.

say what?
so you mean there are no fraudulent naija boys abroad?
sima? pour some cold water on your head to see things clearly.

welll, there are more 419s in 9ja than outside 9ja.

When C0rk was saying "home based Nigerians are usually ugly", no be you dey cry foul? Gimme one diff. between you and c0rk. lol.

well,  i make a better point than that dickhead [size=2pt]methinks[/size]

BABE!:

@ Coogar

LMAO--- hehehehehe. buhahaha. *catching my breath* My stomach hurts.

That's a nice picture. You mean she's Susan?

sima:

welll, there are more 419s in 9ja than outside 9ja.

sima:


well,  i make a better point than that dickhead [size=2pt]methinks[/size]

coogar:

100% dna match
100% fingerprint match.

BABE!:

Great discovery. Fantastic!

190_@:

BABE is confidently discussing with a gorilla
smh  

BABE!:

Aproko oshi! Just lookachu! Common park well jo. Instead of you to face Coogar, your fellow man, na me you dey face. Chicken!

BABE!:

Aproko oshi! Just lookachu! Common park well jo. Instead of you to face Coogar, your fellow man, na me you dey face. Chicken!

Look at this plantain chips talking

I would use those your skinny legs as tooth pick after eating the meat of a Gorrilla