jazzyjazz:


Carry the pack or you buy the one that has about 30 or so just for hospital use. Cos u don't know how much diapers you will need.

Naomi14:
Thanks dear! Me I removed 10 from the one I bought and tied it inside nylon. My box is filled up as it is. If I buy a pack where I wan put am.

Sansa143:
Cappo,e don finish be dat?D Bs swt oh!

Giddyperson:
BS part 5

The contractions were not giving me breathing space again. I was groaning in tongues that cannot be interpreted in human language . The nurses were like 'stop screaming your strength away, you would need it for delivery'. As if that's what I was thinking at that point.

I wanted to kneel down or stand during the contractions but the nurses won't let me ägain cuz they said my baby might fall out ;Das if it's that easy.

Having to lie down through that pain was just indescribably hard. I was pulling my hair so hard. The midwife was telling me 'if you need to pull something, pull the window or the bed, you would injure yourself if you keep pulling your hair'. I tried grabbing the iron at the head of the bed but it was so cold and lifeless that I left it and grabbed the midwife. Lol after that she let me grab my hair in peace.

Hubby was just sitting there like a helpless onlooker. He had tried to touch me severally but I was screaming 'don't touch me' at everyone both doctor, midwife, husband. I heard them tell the nurse to put the oxytocin and get me ready for the theatre.

I couldn't even protest again cuz I heard theatre and I was happy the crazy pain would soon be over. They made me get down and we walked to the theatre. When we got there on doctor was working on some woman's vagina and she was screaming, the screaming both scared and irritated me. They told my hubby to stay out cuz there was another woman in the theatre. He seemed relieved to go.

They made me climb a table then asked me to hold my ankles, look at my navel and push when there's a contraction. I could see many hands just poking and pulling my jajaina, I started screaming 'leave me alone what are you doing', cuz it felt like they were all ankle deep in my jajaina. I was sitting up to push their hands away.

The other doctor in the theatre started shouting at them that 'How come you people can't control your patient and you are letting her control you' He now proceeded to come and give them a lecture on how to control me, which involved strapping my feet to the theatre table . They then went and called my hubby and said I wasn't co-operating. That one came and was saying 'baby you are doing so good, just cooperate it would soon be over'.

I was screaming 'Tell them to untie me, if they untie me, I'd cooperate' . He asked them to unstrap my legs and they did. They then repeated that I should hold my ankles, look at my navel and push at the next contraction. In my mind I was like how would I manage all these instructions in the midst of this crazy pain. I didn't even have energy to keep my ankle in place talk more hold it with my hand, I started screaming 'please tie me back' They started laughing and strapped me back sharp sharp.

Then I started pushing. Didn't feel like I was doing much but they were saying 'you are doing good, we can see the head...' , so I pushed like 3 times. I felt her cutting me at two different contractions. So I started screaming 'I'm pushing stop cutting me'. She was like 'I'm not cutting you'. Yet her scissors was still in her hand. I pushed once more and felt so much relieve with that push.

They told me to stop pushing that the baby's head is out. They brought everything else out by themselves. The rest of the body, the placenta, they put their hands in, used the lady sept pads to mop the blood. I was just wondering how these big things were managing to enter and come and from my body.

She gave me my baby to hold and I just could believe it was over. They bathed her and gave her to my hubby to carry while I waited to be stitched.

Olukunle5:
To the glory of God we were blessed with a very beautiful girl today.

I went from a closed cervix on Friday morning to having a baby on Saturday at 10am. Baby was born vaginally with very little tear that was closed in one stitch.

I will share birth story later. My entire family is grateful for this bundle of joy. Baby was born 4 5 days early.

Giddyperson:
These EBF nazis are killing me. It's like you are talking one thing and they are hearing another thing. So breastmilk is not flowing well for now and everyone is acting like it's somehow my fault that the baby has to take NAN. I don't even have energy to narrate drama, let me just use this opportunity to complete my bs.

jazzyjazz:
Yayyyyy it's my wedding anniversary
It's been a year of love, blessings and all round goodness from God.

Make una follow me jolificate oooo
The Lord has been so good to me

Rhemy2013:


Thanks dear

Rhemy2013:


Thanks for ur reply mama,another thing did i need to pack baby powder Nd puff,wipes,shawl,ori Nd coconut oil in my hospital bag so dey can use it after taking his bath.

Happy anniversary Mrs beauty,God bless ur family.

jazzyjazz:
Yayyyyy it's my wedding anniversary
It's been a year of love, blessings and all round goodness from God.

Make una follow me jolificate oooo
The Lord has been so good to me

Giddyperson:
BS part 5

The contractions were not giving me breathing space again. I was groaning in tongues that cannot be interpreted in human language . The nurses were like 'stop screaming your strength away, you would need it for delivery'. As if that's what I was thinking at that point.

I wanted to kneel down or stand during the contractions but the nurses won't let me ägain cuz they said my baby might fall out ;Das if it's that easy.

Having to lie down through that pain was just indescribably hard. I was pulling my hair so hard.
The midwife was telling me 'if you need to pull something, pull the window or the bed, you would injure yourself if you keep pulling your hair'. I tried grabbing the iron at the head of the bed but it was so cold and lifeless that I left it and grabbed the midwife. Lol after that she let me grab my hair in peace.

Hubby was just sitting there like a helpless onlooker. He had tried to touch me severally but I was screaming 'don't touch me' at everyone both doctor, midwife, husband. I heard them tell the nurse to put the oxytocin and get me ready for the theatre.

I couldn't even protest again cuz I heard theatre and I was happy the crazy pain would soon be over. They made me get down and we walked to the theatre. When we got there on doctor was working on some woman's vagina and she was screaming, the screaming both scared and irritated me. They told my hubby to stay out cuz there was another woman in the theatre. He seemed relieved to go.

They made me climb a table then asked me to hold my ankles, look at my navel and push when there's a contraction. I could see many hands just poking and pulling my jajaina, I started screaming 'leave me alone what are you doing', cuz it felt like they were all ankle deep in my jajaina. I was sitting up to push their hands away.

The other doctor in the theatre started shouting at them that 'How come you people can't control your patient and you are letting her control you' He now proceeded to come and give them a lecture on how to control me, which involved strapping my feet to the theatre table . They then went and called my hubby and said I wasn't co-operating. That one came and was saying 'baby you are doing so good, just cooperate it would soon be over'.

I was screaming 'Tell them to untie me, if they untie me, I'd cooperate' . He asked them to unstrap my legs and they did. They then repeated that I should hold my ankles, look at my navel and push at the next contraction. In my mind I was like how would I manage all these instructions in the midst of this crazy pain. I didn't even have energy to keep my ankle in place talk more hold it with my hand, I started screaming 'please tie me back' They started laughing and strapped me back sharp sharp.

Then I started pushing. Didn't feel like I was doing much but they were saying 'you are doing good, we can see the head...' , so I pushed like 3 times. I felt her cutting me at two different contractions. So I started screaming 'I'm pushing stop cutting me'. She was like 'I'm not cutting you'. Yet her scissors was still in her hand. I pushed once more and felt so much relieve with that push.

They told me to stop pushing that the baby's head is out. They brought everything else out by themselves. The rest of the body, the placenta, they put their hands in, used the lady sept pads to mop the blood. I was just wondering how these big things were managing to enter and come and from my body.

She gave me my baby to hold and I just could believe it was over. They bathed her and gave her to my hubby to carry while I waited to be stitched.




Kia!,dis woman u re a natural comedian...u got me laughing thr. out.......mehn i just dey imagine d whole scenario.Chilling 4 ma own experience#Supernatural delivery#

Rhemy2013:


Dats wot i got too buh my sis Inlaw called me yesterday asking me d size nd type i bought ,i told her molfix size2 nah so she shout on fone dat size2 is too big ooh dat am suppose to buy size1.was jst confused Nd tired of all dis commanding commanding.Goodmorning cappo

opejulie10:
congrats to all the mamas that have birthed their lo..
I can believe this forum has reached 3000 pages...
@jazzyjazz congrats on your anniversary...
@giddyperson, your bs is very funny...
@liftedhands,abeg you dey sell land... wetin na... you and your teamie should take time ooo

went to the hospital on Friday night and it was actually false labor, doctor kept insisting 36weeks while scan is saying 38weeks... my cervix is closed and baby never engage.... I am kind of worried but I know all is well.

Team may, are we ready to recieve the baton from April mama's... I want may 1st baby o...

Happy Sunday

realtalk19:


yes o.team may on point. am counting down seriously.i have 3 to 4 weeks from now. my birthday is may 20 and i want baby gift. baby is head down already and practicing kung fu of different shapes. God is in control. #teammaywithswagg#

nicoleswizzi:

This was what o noticed about molfix size 2...I also bought huggies(SA)size two ...so I opened dem both and noticed that molfix was a bit bigger Dan d huggies...so I started with d Huggies..tho baby weighed 3.2...d Huggies was her perfect size...I will start using d molfix wen she adds a bit of weight.

jazzyjazz:

Yes pack your wipes, and the cream you want to use for your baby, shawl is a must too. I don't know what puff is o. But your baby does not need powder that early. But if you want to use it, then pack it too

hunniesuzie:
Depends on the brand. I used huggies size one for my LO (bought just 32) then graduated to size 2. Molfix size 2 is fine sha

ahnie:
Bia nwayia you are looking for my trouble.#teamnomoreholdingdripstandandrunning Na.ked in my natural birthday suit.

jazzyjazz:
Yayyyyy it's my wedding anniversary
It's been a year of love, blessings and all round goodness from God.

Make una follow me jolificate oooo
The Lord has been so good to me

Rhemy2013:


Goodmorning ma,am fine ooh am back to sch..hw is family.

Jennykoko3009:
Giddyperson dis ur bs make sense oo, asin d drama feels real. Bt u didnt tell us ur babys weight at birth

lululuv:


Teamie have you decided on skin product for LO? Send me a PM, don't know how dat works