I was a very happy man. My
wonderful girlfriend and
I had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided
to get married. There was only
one little thing
bothering me...It was her
beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was bra-
less. She
would regularly bend down when
she was near me,
and I always got more than a nice
view. It had to be
deliberate. Because she never did
it when she was
near anyone else.
One day her 'little' sister called
and asked me to come over to
check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when I
arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires
for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that
she wanted me just once
before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total
shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get
me.'I was stunned
and frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the
stairs. I stood there for a moment,
then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door. I
opened
the door, and headed
straight towards my car. Lo and
behold,my entire
future family was standing
outside, all clapping!With
tears in his eyes, my father- in-
law hugged me and
said, 'We are very happy that you
have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for a better man for
our
daughter. Welcome to the
family. The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms
in your car, because I was on my
way to fetch them
when I passed the test...

Lol. Is this for real or a big funny joke?!

NJV: Lol. Is this for real or a big funny joke?!

is for real, no joke!!!

old story

dont let our inlaws read this post

stephen121: dont let our inlaws read this post

yea i know!

This joke is older than time itself.

Old stuff, got broadcasted on bbm ages back.

To y'all shoutin "old" ya, it's old but stil somethin to learn from.

Ranoscky: To y'all shoutin "old" ya, it's old but stil somethin to learn from.

Dude, don't feel bad naw. Or did you fall into a similar predicament lol?
Lighten up man.

so, i noticed some of u are getting excited abt this thread, sucks for your sorry asssss! dis is a very old joke and i dont know what exactly anyone is suppose to learn from this. am thinking i can prolly start a thread asking you to describe the smell of your fart... smh! cmon move this thread to jokes mai friend