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My Test (must Read) by fatdon2(m): 11:18am On Apr 30, 2012 |
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra- less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold,my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!With tears in his eyes, my father- in- law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car, because I was on my way to fetch them when I passed the test... 3 Likes |
Re: My Test (must Read) by NJV: 12:19pm On Apr 30, 2012 |
Lol. Is this for real or a big funny joke?! |
Re: My Test (must Read) by fatdon2(m): 12:34pm On Apr 30, 2012 |
NJV: Lol. Is this for real or a big funny joke?!is for real, no joke!!! |
Re: My Test (must Read) by Wislet(f): 12:44pm On Apr 30, 2012 |
old story |
Re: My Test (must Read) by stephen121(f): 1:00pm On Apr 30, 2012 |
dont let our inlaws read this post |
Re: My Test (must Read) by fatdon2(m): 3:16pm On Apr 30, 2012 |
stephen121: dont let our inlaws read this postyea i know! |
Re: My Test (must Read) by Rocktation(f): 7:15pm On Apr 30, 2012 |
This joke is older than time itself. |
Re: My Test (must Read) by Riskymallam: 5:53am On May 05, 2012 |
Old stuff, got broadcasted on bbm ages back. |
Re: My Test (must Read) by Ranoscky(m): 6:09am On May 05, 2012 |
To y'all shoutin "old" ya, it's old but stil somethin to learn from. |
Re: My Test (must Read) by Riskymallam: 12:40pm On May 05, 2012 |
Ranoscky: To y'all shoutin "old" ya, it's old but stil somethin to learn from. Dude, don't feel bad naw. Or did you fall into a similar predicament lol? Lighten up man. |
Re: My Test (must Read) by MzPookie: 4:11pm On May 07, 2012 |
so, i noticed some of u are getting excited abt this thread, sucks for your sorry asssss! dis is a very old joke and i dont know what exactly anyone is suppose to learn from this. am thinking i can prolly start a thread asking you to describe the smell of your fart... smh! cmon move this thread to jokes mai friend |
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