ijebabe:
E be like say dey send dat one

so na persin swear for am ni

Idowuogbo:
so na persin swear for am ni

How else will you explain!

ijebabe:
How else will you explain!

He cursed himself when he was drunk

Mynd_44:
He cursed himself when he was drunk

no! irunmole placed a no choice logo on his sisters cus he got drunk.

Idowuogbo:
no! irunmole placed a no choice logo on his sisters cus he got drunk.

funny

uhu?!? What's happening up there? Make una tok proposal jhoor! Mtchew

ndahbros1: Where una see husband in d first place? With the abounding scarcity of male life partners, even if dem propose to una for inside dream, una get choice?

Lol-dest.

Funny that, bro!

In bed, afta a GREAT sex.

swtchicgurl: uhu?!? What's happening up there? Make una tok proposal jhoor! Mtchew

Wetin do you?

Mynd_44:
Wetin do you?

wey u shi.t for bodi?

Idowuogbo:

Wetin happen? Y u dey provoke? We no ur sisters dem no get choice but no carry ur kuruno come hia my friend!

Mstewwww!!!!

I no get sister. But then, wetin I talk na lie? Where una see husband? Una dey discuss by faith, I knw. Well, amen to una faith. Sow more seeds and do more fsating. Nothing is impossible. Afterall, I wish una well.

ndahbros1:

I no get sister. But then, wetin I talk na lie? Where una see husband? Una dey discuss by faith, I knw. Well, amen to una faith. Sow more seeds and do more fsating. Nothing is impossible. Afterall, I wish una well.

Who b una? I tell u i get problem ni? Abeg carry ur crusade enter village square jare!

ndahbros1:

I no get sister. But then, wetin I talk na lie? Where una see husband? Una dey discuss by faith, I knw. Well, amen to una faith. Sow more seeds and do more fsating. Nothing is impossible. Afterall, I wish una well.

i'm sure say na girl dey propose to you and not u doing d proposal! Smh

Idowuogbo:
Who b una? I tell u i get problem ni? Abeg carry ur crusade enter village square jare!

See, no be me say make u celebrate ur 36th birthday for ur mama house. There are churches that will help find out wat ur problem is. No beef me. No be me cause am. Have u tried Tekewari Deliverance Mission yet? After two days of dia prayers u wil get a husband, fast!
Oya, face front, chronic spinster.

swtchicgurl:

i'm sure say na girl dey propose to you and not u doing d proposal! Smh

Mind wat u wish for. Do u know wat it means if the scenario u just created actually happens? I be superstar be dat na! Mehn, say I dey my own, babe dey come propose! E go sweet o. I go just cross leg dey smile dey feel like Brad Pitt. E easy?
Abeg no raise my expectations jare.

ndahbros1:

See, no be me say make u celebrate ur 36th birthday for ur mama house. There are churches that will help find out wat ur problem is. No beef me. No be me cause am. Have u tried [b]Tekewari Deliverance Mission yet? [/b]After two days of dia prayers u wil get a husband, fast!
Oya, face front, chronic spinster.

Hmmmm.... so dat place na tested and trusted for u abi? how long dem use cure ur epilepsy? also did dey manage to look into ur impotence? abeg go and do night vigil dia o! ur dead brain cells needs redemption.See dis product of animal surrogacy making noise like say na me get d monkey wey carry hin belle for yansh, abeg go drink petrol

Vagabon!

ndahbros1:

Mind wat u wish for. Do u know wat it means if the scenario u just created actually happens? I be superstar be dat na! Mehn, say I dey my own, babe dey come propose! E go sweet o. I go just cross leg dey smile dey feel like Brad Pitt. E easy?
Abeg no raise my expectations jare.

mtchew, as if u look dat good!

Idowuogbo:
Hmmmm.... so dat place na tested and trusted for u abi? how long dem use cure ur epilepsy? also did dey manage to look into ur impotence? abeg go and do night vigil dia o! ur dead brain cells needs redemption.See dis product of animal surrogacy making noise like say na me get d monkey wey carry hin belle for yansh, abeg go drink petrol

Vagabon!

*faints*

Idowuogbo:
Hmmmm.... so dat place na tested and trusted for u abi? how long dem use cure ur epilepsy? also did dey manage to look into ur impotence? abeg go and do night vigil dia o! ur dead brain cells needs redemption.See dis product of animal surrogacy making noise like say na me get d monkey wey carry hin belle for yansh, abeg go drink petrol

Vagabon!

I laff in romantic codes!!! My dear, u will soon approach menopause. Does it not bother u that till now, all d men peeping btw ur legs do so just for fun? I assure u, I'm not d problem. In fact, I will point u to a solution. My grand-dad needs a fifth wife for his old age. At all at all na him bad pass. Where wud u like him to propose to u? In his farm?

ndahbros1:

I laff in romantic codes!!! My dear, u will soon approach menopause. Does it not bother u that till now, all d men peeping btw ur legs do so just for fun? I assure u, I'm not d problem. In fact, I will point u to a solution. My grand-dad needs a fifth wife for his old age. At all at all na him bad pass. Where wud u like him to propose to u? In his farm?

kai dis warri shoemaker dey test my ability dis morning sha!

okay let me entertain ur seizures......

Village batman now listen to me, is it Parkisons or Alzheimer? which wan dey affect ur oblongs? U laffing in romantic codes alone are sypmtoms of madnesss, infact comot for that tewkremo u dey go o! locate ur village herbalist, am sure if d guy continuosly pound ur head inside calabash it go reduce d hours of twitching and panting like someone wiv Tourettes.At ur age u are telling urself u no get choice, dats y options no gree locate u now.If only u behaved , am sure TB joshua will take up ur revival application.

Ode!

Chai

Mynd_44: Chai

wetin?

pRivate.......Then she can give me Mouth Gig as sign of appreciation Afterwards.

Idowuogbo:
Hmmmm.... so dat place na tested and trusted for u abi? how long dem use cure ur epilepsy? also did dey manage to look into ur impotence? abeg go and do night vigil dia o! ur dead brain cells needs redemption.See dis product of animal surrogacy making noise like say na me get d monkey wey carry hin belle for yansh, abeg go drink petrol

Vagabon!

Idowuogbo:

kai dis warri shoemaker dey test my ability dis morning sha!

okay let me entertain ur seizures......

Village batman now listen to me, is it Parkisons or Alzheimer? which wan dey affect ur oblongs? U laffing in romantic codes alone are sypmtoms of madnesss, infact comot for that tewkremo u dey go o! locate ur village herbalist, am sure if d guy continuosly pound ur head inside calabash it go reduce d hours of twitching and panting like someone wiv Tourettes.At ur age u are telling urself u no get choice, dats y options no gree locate u now.If only u behaved , am sure TB joshua will take up ur revival application.

Ode!

ROFLMFAOLOL!!!!!!!!!!! I laff dey roll on top Jack's beanstalk come fall enter cupboard reach Narnia!

Best Public Marriage Proposal
Ideas
Have a flair for the dramatic? Get in
touch with the stage manager of an
appropriately themed production
and propose after the cast's curtain
call.
Take out a full-page ad in a
newspaper you know your girlfriend
reads daily.
Arrange a surprise proposal with a
street caricaturist. Have him sketch
a picture of you two with word
bubbles. Yours will read, "Will you
Marry Me?", and hers will say,
"Yes!"
Pay the divers at an aquarium to put
on a proposal show inside their
biggest fish tank. Give them
handwritten signs that say "Will You
Marry Me?" to hold up against the
glass.
Send your girlfriend on a treasure
hunt. Start with a clue at home, then
send her on a tour of your favorite
spots all over town. When she gets
to the last hint, the prize should be
you on one knee.
Go out for a night of dancing, and
ask the DJ or band leader to pass
you the mic so that you can
dedicate a song and propose on the
dance floor.
Have a friend or family member set
up a picnic -- complete with wine
and cheese, or course -- for you in
a park. Take your girlfriend for a
hike on a route where you'll stumble
upon this surprise "Proposal
Picnic."
Hire a skywriter to spell your
proposal for everyone around to
see.
Flying anytime soon? Use the
plane's loud-speaker system (of
course, run your plan by the flight
attendants first) and propose at
35,000 feet.
Movie buffs? Ask your neighborhood
theater to run an ad featuring your
proposal and make sure you get
there in time for the previews.
Gather a bunch of your friends and
family for a party. Have everyone in
attendance put on a T-shirt bearing
one of the letters in the phrase
"Will You Marry Me?" When you walk
in the room with your girlfriend,
suggest a group picture and let the
shirts speak for themselves.
Best At-Home Marriage Proposal
Ideas
For a simple surprise, after she
goes to bed, go to her jewelry box
and replace her everyday ring with
the engagement ring. She'll be
completely shocked in the morning
when she goes to put on her regular
ring.
Draw a bath and place a floating
candle or rubber ducky in the
middle with a ring tied around its
neck. Make a path of roses leading
to the tub. (And make sure the drain
is well-plugged!)
Speaking of paths, turn off all the
lights in your apartment and make a
trail of candles that leads to a
circle of votives positioned around
a ring.
Slip the ring on her finger while
she's sleeping and wake her with
champagne and strawberries. At
first, the gesture will simply seem
romantic -- the real surprise comes
when she notices her new piece of
jewelry.
Tie a red velvet ribbon from one
spot in your home to another.
Attach little notes recalling perfect
moments in your relationship along
the way. You wait at the last stop,
ring in hand.

Ladies like sometin crazy

ndahbros1:

I laff in romantic codes!!! My dear, u will soon approach menopause. Does it not bother u that till now, all d men peeping btw ur legs do so just for fun? I assure u, I'm not d problem. In fact, I will point u to a solution. My grand-dad needs a fifth wife for his old age. At all at all na him bad pass. Where wud u like him to propose to u? In his farm?

Ah ah!

tosyne09: Best Public Marriage Proposal
Ideas
Have a flair for the dramatic? Get in
touch with the stage manager of an
appropriately themed production
and propose after the cast's curtain
call.
Take out a full-page ad in a
newspaper you know your girlfriend
reads daily.
Arrange a surprise proposal with a
street caricaturist. Have him sketch
a picture of you two with word
bubbles. Yours will read, "Will you
Marry Me?", and hers will say,
"Yes!"
Pay the divers at an aquarium to put
on a proposal show inside their
biggest fish tank. Give them
handwritten signs that say "Will You
Marry Me?" to hold up against the
glass.
Send your girlfriend on a treasure
hunt. Start with a clue at home, then
send her on a tour of your favorite
spots all over town. When she gets
to the last hint, the prize should be
you on one knee.
Go out for a night of dancing, and
ask the DJ or band leader to pass
you the mic so that you can
dedicate a song and propose on the
dance floor.
Have a friend or family member set
up a picnic -- complete with wine
and cheese, or course -- for you in
a park. Take your girlfriend for a
hike on a route where you'll stumble
upon this surprise "Proposal
Picnic."
Hire a skywriter to spell your
proposal for everyone around to
see.
Flying anytime soon? Use the
plane's loud-speaker system (of
course, run your plan by the flight
attendants first) and propose at
35,000 feet.
Movie buffs? Ask your neighborhood
theater to run an ad featuring your
proposal and make sure you get
there in time for the previews.
Gather a bunch of your friends and
family for a party. Have everyone in
attendance put on a T-shirt bearing
one of the letters in the phrase
"Will You Marry Me?" When you walk
in the room with your girlfriend,
suggest a group picture and let the
shirts speak for themselves.
Best At-Home Marriage Proposal
Ideas
For a simple surprise, after she
goes to bed, go to her jewelry box
and replace her everyday ring with
the engagement ring. She'll be
completely shocked in the morning
when she goes to put on her regular
ring.
Draw a bath and place a floating
candle or rubber ducky in the
middle with a ring tied around its
neck. Make a path of roses leading
to the tub. (And make sure the drain
is well-plugged!)
Speaking of paths, turn off all the
lights in your apartment and make a
trail of candles that leads to a
circle of votives positioned around
a ring.
Slip the ring on her finger while
she's sleeping and wake her with
champagne and strawberries. At
first, the gesture will simply seem
romantic -- the real surprise comes
when she notices her new piece of
jewelry.
Tie a red velvet ribbon from one
spot in your home to another.
Attach little notes recalling perfect
moments in your relationship along
the way. You wait at the last stop,
ring in hand.

NONSENSE, ABEG, MAKE UNA EXPLAIN D MEANING OF ROMANTIC PROPOSAL, I NEED TO PROPOSE DIS XMAS FOR VILLAGE

I RECENTLY PROPOSED TO HER.... IT WAS PRIVATE AND ONE OF HER BEST MOMENTS... WE WHERE AT LOGGERHEAD SOMETIME LASTWEEK, I WAS SO ANGRY AND SHE WAS FEELING GUILTY, SO SHE CALLED ME THE NXT MORNING THAT SHE WANTED TO SEE ME , SHE CHOSE A MEETING PLACE Debonairs Pizza surulere. WE ACTUALLY MET DERE AND SHE WAS SOAKED IN TEARS AND BEGGING ME TO FORGIVE HER, DAT I SHUD REMEMBER WE PROMISED TO HAVE KIDS, SHE LOVES ME, HER LIFE IS EMPTY WITHOUT ME BLABLABLA..... THE NEXT THING SHE SAW WAS A RING FROM ME AND I ASKED HER, WOULD U MARRY ME? OMG!! SEE PLENTY TEARS EVEN ME SELF TRIP FOR THE WHOLE THING. .... YES I WILL SHE SAID IN TEARS AND SMILES... THANK YA.

Dyt: any1 o
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(On my knees)
Marry me my love and I will make u feel what no man has ever made u feel before

Private. I don't like crowd.

Claracuzio:
(On my knees)
Marry me my love and I will make u feel what no man has ever made u feel before

LWKMD............