Hv u seen some Nigerians kissing? God! Thier lips looks so ugly together, u hear all kinds of noise : teeth-clicking sounds, shrilling and tire-screeching sounds. Abegi! Maybe because kissing in yoruba means #je ete# which literally means # chop lips# no mean say u go chew and swallow d lips na!
Pple, whats in a kiss? And tell me abt the kisses u've had : good , bad, just there, ok, wtf! Kinds

Pervert!!!!! Stop watching other people kiss just cos you don't have someone to kiss

Mynd_44: Pervert!!!!! Stop watching other people kiss just cos you don't have someone to kiss

i am nt bragging. Do i look like someone that cant get laid? Check my profile dummmy.. I just joined NL.. Is this place full of perverts? Critics?..why cant we discuss like civilised pple?

...and i thought this was supposed to be a kinda lecture on kisses.....

op,if other people do not know how to kiss,wetin con be your own sef?

can u please give a sharp summary on hw to class cos i am plannin on kissin and i dont want her to see me as a novice

kilokeys:
i am nt bragging. Do i look like someone that cant get laid? Check my profile dummmy.. I just joined NL.. Is this place full of perverts? Critics?..why cant we discuss like civilised pple?

Yhelllzzzzz. . . .

Alright... I wld incorporate some lessons on kissing too. Personal experience and research. Thanks.
I just wanted to hear views on the topic in question

Oya, I want to learn. . . . teach me.

*Where's my pen and paper*

kilokeys:
i am nt bragging. Do i look like someone that cant get laid? Check my profile dummmy.. I just joined NL.. Is this place full of perverts? Critics?..why cant we discuss like civilised pple?

just checked ur profile picture....dam...u look so ugly....

From personal experience i hvnt met girls that draws blood frm my lips o. But i hv met some kinds.. There was dis cute girl.. She wld just leave her mouth open while u do d work. No reciprocation. I could manage that. Another girl i met just slobbers .yuck.. It not a spit swapping contest biatch!.. Lets get down to biz
TYPES of KISSES
The 'suprise' kiss : this soft, downy, feathery kiss is implanted squarely on the lips of ur babe or guy when he/she is asleep. Continue it till the person wakes up. It has this 'raise me frm d dead' feeling.
Better be sure dat person has a good oral hygiene o.. Else, ehmmm. U might regret it o.. Dont try this when the last meal of ur babe is suya and onions o! Having slept for like 3hrs.

kilokeys: From personal experience i hvnt met girls that draws blood frm my lips o. But i hv met some kinds.. There was dis cute girl.. She wld just leave her mouth open while u do d work. No reciprocation. I could manage that. Another girl i met just slobbers .yuck.. It not a spit swapping contest biatch!.. Lets get down to biz
TYPES of KISSES
The 'suprise' kiss : this soft, downy, feathery kiss is implanted squarely on the lips of ur babe or guy when he/she is asleep. Continue it till the person wakes up. It has this 'raise me frm d dead' feeling.
Better be sure dat person has a good oral hygiene o.. Else, ehmmm. U might regret it o.. Dont try this when the last meal of ur babe is suya and onions o! Having slept for like 3hrs.

Aint she supposed to brush her teeth before going to sleep?

But keep going, I'm taking notes.

* talks to self while writing* Surprise kiss. . . while sleeping. . . . soft. . . . wet. . . . not too wet. . . . seeking. . . . making sex with the mouth, using tongue as . . . . okay got it!

kilokeys: Hv u seen some Nigerians kissing? God! Thier lips looks so ugly together, u hear all kinds of noise : teeth-clicking sounds, shrilling and tire-screeching sounds. Abegi! Maybe because kissing in yoruba means #je ete# which literally means # chop lips# no mean say u go chew and swallow d lips na!
Pple, whats in a kiss? And tell me abt the kisses u've had : good , bad, just there, ok, wtf! Kinds

U knw I thot I was d only hu got irritated by dis.
When I see nigerians on tvo kissing, I jus change channel quickly. All u jus keep on seeing is mouths opening widely, tongues and discomfort noises.
Which reminds me of one dude dat almost swallowed my whole mouth plus nose ontop kissing. Omo, na run I run d next day.

yinkaGreen:
U knw I thot I was d only hu got irritated by dis.
When I see nigerians on tvo kissing, I jus change channel .Which reminds me of one dude dat almost swallowed my whole mouth plus nose ontop kissing. Omo, na run I run d next day.

lol.. Eating up ur whole face with eyes closed. Mumu boi*laughing in mozambique language*
@ ygreen: i went thru some stuff u've posted on NL topics.. Vewi humorous.

kilokeys: From personal experience i hvnt met girls that draws blood frm my lips o. But i hv met some kinds.. There was dis cute girl.. She wld just leave her mouth open while u do d work. No reciprocation. I could manage that. Another girl i met just slobbers .yuck.. It not a spit swapping contest biatch!.. Lets get down to biz
TYPES of KISSES
The 'suprise' kiss : this soft, downy, feathery kiss is implanted squarely on the lips of ur babe or guy when he/she is asleep. Continue it till the person wakes up. It has this 'raise me frm d dead' feeling.
Better be sure dat person has a good oral hygiene o.. Else, ehmmm. U might regret it o.. Dont try this when the last meal of ur babe is suya and onions o! Having slept for like 3hrs.

Yhs, check d oral hygiened wich includes dental plaque! A guy wif dental plaque is a no no.. And mouth odor, ewwww.

op, do you apply makeup cos your profile pic looks gay

funny...

lol..
I was opportuned (unfortunately) to see 1..The two of them opened their mouth wide and just jammed it together.
I was lyk WTF!

Then again i think here in naija..yoruba girls are the best kissers!

Yoruba girls? Hmm.. They bite alot jare.. I guess our kissing looks awkward because of the type of lips we have around here. The fusion of d mighty lips is synonymus to seeing two naked snails intertwine.. Yucky.

Yield:

let us kiss small