shymmex:

Weak comeback - yawns.

How about growing some artificial hair in the balded part of your head, and dying your grey hair, huh?

You're a receiver, and you wouldn't know what shag.ging means - even if it was engraved on your bald head.

naijasexy: Hmm. Someone once accused me of doing number 2. He knows himself.

nitrogen:
Good one, these gurls think say dem wise, dem sabi play on person intelligence.

Sagamite:

Stop pretending that is the only one you are guilty of in that list. Confess more!

naijasexy:
LMAO! I am actually guilty of 2, 3 and 7. Haba! You, of all people, know I am a good girl now.

ronkebp: Did...all of the above....Na all the men person go love equally??

Sagamite:

Hint: 8? Party? Arab? Naughty girl.

Sagamite: 1. Given your correct number/contact details out to a guy but refused to pick up the guy’s call or reply to messages.[b] CHECK..... Added... Or u allow it 2 ring lyk 2ce b4 picking up:p

2. Given a wrong number/contact details out to a guy. CHECK

3. Rude to a guy that approached you simply because you don’t fancy him, not because he did something wrong.CHECK

Sagamite:
When you s[i]h[/i]ag gorillas, you will keep on visioning bald heads.

Sagamite:

I just looked out of my window and saw 40 pigs flying.

There are news reports that Elvis Prestley is alive and he is about to be announced as the UN General Secretary.

shymmex:

Peeping your game on this thread, shows how wack your game is..

Are you also taking 'chirpsing' courses at your adult education centre?

God knows you need extra lessons in that field.

Sagamite: 1. Given your correct number/contact details out to a guy but refused to pick up the guy’s call or reply to messages.

2. Given a wrong number/contact details out to a guy.

3. Rude to a guy that approached you simply because you don’t fancy him, not because he did something wrong.

4. Rude to a guy that approached you simply because you wanted to use him to show off/shine in public, not because he did something wrong.

5. Ended a relationship with a guy by starting and/or consistently starting a fight to get him to break up with you or so you can break up with him by saying it is not working out.

6. Cheated on a guy.

7. Gone on a date with a guy (for which he is paying) despite the fact you know you are unlikely to date him, just to have a free day out and get out of the house to be pampered.

8. Lead a guy on despite not being interested just to boost your ego or test your worth in the market.

9. Cancelled a date on a guy at short notice without giving, or even having, a reasonable explanation to [give] him.

10. Already started taking applications (give your number out to guys you like) or lined up another suitor before breaking up with a guy.

11. Harass a guy that you want a type of relationship where you “tell each other everything and where there are no secrets” but yet you have secrets you refuse to share and hide from him after that agreement is made.

12. Break up with a guy (normally a long-term one), because you are not sure or you want the freedom to explore more, but you try and keep him as a friend just in case you need to go back to him.

Is there any woman that can claim she has never done any one of the above?

shymmex:

But you're in love with me, stop lying.

icon2:

Bros may you live long.... I'm a victim of 1, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12. But for sure, I always laugh last and best!

naijasexy:

Lmao. You alone, a victim of all of these? damn, you have suffered o . Take heart.

ronkebp:

"inlove" is a strong word, how many men have you killed for me?? how many lions have you captured how many oceans have you crossed?? how many bridges have you built when you do all those and still counting, be sure to have my affection

shymmex: [size=14pt]Let me break the game down for you grandpa sagamite - and how you can beat the chics to their game...[/size]

[s]CHIRPSING 101

1. Given your correct number/contact details out to a guy but refused to pick up the guy’s call or reply to messages.
Lesson 1: You need to develop a nice connection/conversation with the chic before you take her number - and her body language should tell you if she's on it, or not.. If she isn't on it, don't ask for her contact details.

2. Given a wrong number/contact details out to a guy.
Lesson 2: Always call the number as soon as the chic gives it to you - to know if it's ringing or not.

3. Rude to a guy that approached you simply because you don’t fancy him, not because he did something wrong.
Lesson 3: This is where chivalry works - always be polite, courteous, and respectful when approaching a chic.

4. Rude to a guy that approached you simply because you wanted to use him to show off/shine in public, not because he did something wrong.
Lesson 4: Always know when to move to a chic - most chics don't like being chirpsed, when everyone is watching.

5. Ended a relationship with a guy by starting and/or consistently starting a fight to get him to break up with you or so you can break up with him by saying it is not working out.
Lesson 5: There is where instinct, and intuition works perfectly - always read the body language, and break up with the chic, before she breaks up with you.

6. Cheated on a guy.
Lesson 6: Never make a LovePeddler a girlfriend.

7. Gone on a date with a guy (for which he is paying) despite the fact you know you are unlikely to date him, just to have a free day out and get out of the house to be pampered.
Lesson 7: First date must always be lowkey, and always make plans to end it in your bedroom.. Make sure you're always a step ahead of the chics.

8. Lead a guy on despite not being interested just to boost your ego or test your worth in the market.
Lesson 8: The game isn't for dummies - you would know when a chic is leading you on to boost her ego. Cut her off!

9. Cancelled a date on a guy at short notice without giving, or even having, a reasonable explanation to [give] him.
Lesson 9: Only a chic that doesn't rate a guy would do that. Play you game wisely, and command RESPECT!

10. Already started taking applications (give your number out to guys you like) or lined up another suitor before breaking up with a guy.
Lesson 10: More reason why you should always keep a side chic.

11. Harass a guy that you want a type of relationship where you “tell each other everything and where there are no secrets” but yet you have secrets you refuse to share and hide from him after that agreement is made.
Lesson 11: Never tell a chic all your secrets - always hold back.. You should never trust no one with your life.


12. Break up with a guy (normally a long-term one), because you are not sure or you want the freedom to explore more, but you try and keep him as a friend just in case you need to go back to him.
Lesson 12: Never put your all into a relationship. There is why a side chic is always important.[/s]

Sagamite:

You are the guy that need chirpsing courses considering the amount of women you stalk and harass on NL that never give you any face.

Return to the Gorillas, you have a better chance with them and will fit right in.

You still love trannies as you said?

Sagamite:
When you have game and I see it on NL, you can then start giving advice on game. For now, shut up and go hunting for trannies on the kerb at night.

shymmex:

Yo fam, I'm a stud! Hate the game, don't hate the player...

Even without showing 'my game' on NL, I'm still the man..

Stick to the loud mouthed village trannies you bag in the family section - but the romance section, and the young chics love shymmex.

shymmex:

Stalk and harass? You're having a laugh, mate..

Shymmex is a clown with the female characters on NL, I don't take none of them seriously..

Peep the game, when UK chics start flooding this forum - till then, I'm just having fun, faggitmite..

kindabigg:

Realtalk, all the girls in the family section are ugly and loud. Family section is the "omo alata" joint loooooooooooool.

shymmex:

Yo fam, I'm a stud! Hate the game, don't hate the player...

Even without showing 'my game' on NL, I'm still the man..

Stick to the loud mouthed village trannies you bag in the family section - but the romance section, and the young chics love shymmex.

Deedee49: Hehehehehe! Funny thread! I think i've done some of dis! Ok seriously, i tink i've done most of dis! But really, wats wrong wit doing number 12? "I mean there's nothing wrong with a little back-up plan!"

Sagamite:

Hiya.

Let me start of by saying you are a cretin.

No 1, this is not FB, foool. Stop smoking the shyt you smoke on a week day.

No 2, I am not bitter about this, I am just enlightened. I am not a Real Man, ya kno. If I am bitter at all, it is about girls like you that come and call people like me baastard because I tapped it and ended it. You know what I mean? That hit and run that breaks your heart because you were already visioning the proposal and wedding?

I am the type of nigga that taps that arse and stand at the door waiving you goodbye, you were not good enough. Another one is coming in a few days and she would fall too. And I wouldn't even hide that fact from you. Stop moaning! You enjoyed when your leg was flailing in the air, didn't ya?

I am enlightened enough to know it is usually a game, and fortunately I am a good and experienced player, so no hard feelings. I play the game so well that I get as wonderfully messy like Messi. And I am not a baastard as I know my father and I look like his carbon copy.

Women love to misbehave but scream blue murder when they are at the short end of the stick.

Sagamite:

Which ones?

Start naming them.

I dare you!

I am sure you would run like when you said you would show your Uni of Birmingham certificate.

sweetchicks:
what impudence!!!!! i'll let that slide.. u really are not wise yourself if u just go off spweing dusts anytime u open that ur big mouth!!! i meant NL dumbass.. you of all people should know that.. didnt see no reason to state the obvious...