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Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Idowuogbo(f): 11:50am On Jul 01, 2012
Thank me: Letter to my future husband I say may God punish ur present girlfriend....
who liked dis? dis babe dey swear for herself na! wot if her future husband is her current boyfriend? Amadioha go punish u join b dat o!

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Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by PRESERVER(m): 11:54am On Jul 01, 2012
fm7070: must you own the world before you get married?
once you're educated, have good job, focused and hard-working.
She too has to be educated, intelligent, smart and reasonable. Most importantly, a good manager.

Hmmmmm.....
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by pendusky(m): 11:55am On Jul 01, 2012
Thank me: Letter to my future husband I say may God punish ur present girlfriend....
lolz for d delay? Hahahahaha! U must be nincompoop!
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Nobody: 11:55am On Jul 01, 2012
@OP, the topic is A little bit nice.... NICE TRY.
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by clicky90: 12:15pm On Jul 01, 2012
cyril83: your future husband is among those oda guyz,after datin every oda guyz what will be left out for ur real husband to enjoy? Babe your punany na elastic oh,once e slack e don slack be dat oh,ur b.o.obs na blohblo once e don come down na only surgery fit wake am up,have you forgotten an adage that says nothing obeys the law of gravity like the b.re.a.st of a woman "whatever goes up must surely come down"
Nawah 4 u o,re u blind ni?''must i date every oda guy b4 u come along?'' is a question and not an information.i didn't say ''i'm dating every oda guy''
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by felicity17(m): 12:17pm On Jul 01, 2012
tonyfrenzy: Ur guy dey hustle o, jst 2 make U comfortable. But whr u dey now... rubbishin urself

@ tonyfrenzy
Am sure u ursef must b rubishing one girl u don't plan to av a future with........
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Mkenyaa(m): 12:21pm On Jul 01, 2012
Yield: That letter is too short.
But I like.
Let me make it a bit longer.
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Mkenyaa(m): 12:24pm On Jul 01, 2012
vilively: Nice one...but how long will that take...
Ha! I saw this coming.
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by oldmaster: 12:37pm On Jul 01, 2012
[color=#990000][/color]Life ȋ̝̊§ not about money dere are situation U̶̲̥̅̊ find Ʊяself d̶̲̥̅̊α† money can't help but money ȋ̝̊§ important
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by bombwar(m): 1:06pm On Jul 01, 2012
Thank me: Letter to my future husband I say may God punish ur present girlfriend....
dats my Babe,,,,,,,,,,,,beta punish
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by legalwealth(m): 2:11pm On Jul 01, 2012
cyril83: your future husband is among those oda guyz,after datin every oda guyz what will be left out for ur real husband to enjoy? Babe your punany na elastic oh,once e slack e don slack be dat oh,ur b.o.obs na blohblo once e don come down na only surgery fit wake am up,have you forgotten an adage that says nothing obeys the law of gravity like the b.re.a.st of a woman "whatever goes up must surely come down"

True talk but looks odd though.
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Smallville4live(m): 2:22pm On Jul 01, 2012
Thank me: Letter to my future husband I say may God punish ur present girlfriend....

Very funny. And punish the present boyfriend too.
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by marialucia(f): 2:26pm On Jul 01, 2012
well hop u can do wat u said
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Smallville4live(m): 2:26pm On Jul 01, 2012
AJJ: Well, i hope she wont die of waiting.

she better not. If she does, I will kill her for the second time myself.
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by engrhamid(m): 2:51pm On Jul 01, 2012
Letter to my future wife
To my future wife written for me by God
Dear my lovely wife, wherever уσυ are, i ωαηт to уσυ to
кησω тнαт i ℓ♥√ ﻉ уσυ and care for уσυ, . I ωαηт уσυ to
keep yourself chaste and from bad friends, indeed
mixing ωιтн bad company will corrupt уσυ and make
уσυ adopt their reckless life. Keep yourself for me, keep
yourself for me, i have вєєη keeping myself chaste for
уσυ through God command and i ωαηт уσυ to do
same for me.
If уσυ are unchaste and sleeping around, ωιтн indecent
dressing then кησω that it is not too late to repent, if
God cαη forgive me then who am ¶ not to forgive.
God is a justifiable God, if i remain chaste and уσυ
remain unchaste He will not make уσυ mine, He will
join уσυ to уσυя fellow unchaste husband.
Am gonna show уσυ this letter by God grace' when уσυ
are ιη my house and by now if уσυ are reading this, it is
one out of this two:
Either уσυ are reading it for the first time or reading it
the second time.
Kisses from уσυя ℓ♥√ﻉ
Yours faithful
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by wellmax(m): 2:52pm On Jul 01, 2012
clicky90: Dear future husband,
Re u mad ni? Must i date every oda guy b4 u come along?

No, I'm not mad. I'm just gathering experinces like you are doing. Our marriage won't be boring.
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by cross50(m): 2:53pm On Jul 01, 2012
Nice one.. grin
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by kristofa09(m): 3:49pm On Jul 01, 2012
Idowuogbo:
who liked dis? dis babe dey swear for herself na! wot if her future husband is her current boyfriend? Amadioha go punish u join b dat o!
no b u again!!?ur coment must stand out ni.ID d ID.
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by StellaBella(f): 4:05pm On Jul 01, 2012
you forgot the most important line, which is ....

'' stay away from igbo blokus for they have width''
Because
I have a yoruba blokous with height''.


PRESERVER: Dear Future Wife,

I'm sorry for the delay in changing your last name but I'm hustling to make sure that:

*You don't enter okada,keke or even bus.
*You don't have to bother about landlords or co-tenants &
*Lastly, our kids won't have to ask me where I was when others were making money.
So, please be patient and pray harder.


Your Future Husband..



IS THERE ANY SENSE IN THIS?
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Idowuogbo(f): 5:12pm On Jul 01, 2012
kristofa09:
no b u again!!?ur coment must stand out ni.ID d ID.
Loollzzzz!

As pa lyrical werey levels na! Baba God no ni!
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Idowuogbo(f): 5:17pm On Jul 01, 2012
Stella_Bella: you forgot the most important line, which is ....

'' stay away from igbo blokus for they have width''
Because
I have a yoruba blokous with height''.


Isabella d blokos princess

U go wound o! grin
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Switup: 5:18pm On Jul 01, 2012
GOSH!!! YOU ARE SO IRRITATING... MUST YOU ALWAYS BE TRIBALISTIC. WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU, NIGERIA HAS GOT 'NO' HOPE. mtcheeeeeeeeeewwwwww!!!!!!!
Stella_Bella: you forgot the most important line, which is ....

'' stay away from igbo blokus for they have width''
Because
I have a yoruba blokous with height''.


Stella_Bella: you forgot the most important line, which is ....

'' stay away from igbo blokus for they have width''
Because
I have a yoruba blokous with height''.


Stella_Bella: you forgot the most important line, which is ....

'' stay away from igbo blokus for they have width''
Because
I have a yoruba blokous with height''.


Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Idowuogbo(f): 5:20pm On Jul 01, 2012
Swit up: GOSH!!! YOU ARE SO IRRITATING... MUST YOU ALWAYS BE TRIBALISTIC. WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU, NIGERIA HAS GOT 'NO' HOPE. mtcheeeeeeeeeewwwwww!!!!!!![b][/b]

Chill........

She meant no harm!
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Switup: 5:35pm On Jul 01, 2012
^^^ okay ooo. Ma head jst dey hoooootttt 'cus somwia in d front page, a black guy(Balotteli; an italian football) was referred to as King Kong.



Anyway sha,no hidden charges. We good?!#
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Idowuogbo(f): 5:46pm On Jul 01, 2012
Swit up: ^^^ okay ooo. Ma head jst dey hoooootttt 'cus somwia in d front page, a black guy(Balotteli; an italian football) was referred to as King Kong.



Anyway sha,no hidden charges. We good?!#

Loool! Cool down! It's online tins ya no!
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Switup: 6:15pm On Jul 01, 2012
cool kiss smiley
Idowuogbo:

Loool! Cool down! It's online tins ya no!
wink
Idowuogbo:

Loool! Cool down! It's online tins ya no!
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by StellaBella(f): 6:41pm On Jul 01, 2012
Idowuogbo:
Isabella d blokos princess

U go wound o! grin
Dearest ID,
I dey trowey salute.
How your side.
You forget say blokous nor get bone,
All na muscle meat cheesy

For those u are e vexing, I am neithier ibo nor yoruba,
I AM A NIGERIAN.

Chill out and lighten up!!!
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Mynd44: 6:46pm On Jul 01, 2012
I guess some girls are just tired of waiting
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by PRESERVER(m): 6:48pm On Jul 01, 2012
You people are just too funny.
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Switup: 7:41pm On Jul 01, 2012
PRESERVER: You people are just too funny.
Serious?!# u're even funnier 4 startin up dis thread. Way to go dude!!!
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by engineerboat(m): 8:08pm On Jul 01, 2012
Guy, thought word, but for how long, mind U
otun we osi, osi we otun ni owo fin mo
owo kan o le gberu le ori,
it is the two of U that will work those ur aim and plans oh
mind U, SENSIBLE LADIES and SERIOUS ONES dont wait until their man get all this oh, they believe the together they can make their home comfortable to their tastes.

Men wake up from ur DREAM.
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by PRESERVER(m): 8:09pm On Jul 01, 2012
Swit up: Serious?!# u're even funnier 4 startin up dis thread. Way to go dude!!!

Are you sure?OMG........

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