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Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by Skii(m): 10:04pm On Jul 02, 2012
Lord_Reed: Guys how would you react if some guy who has been chyking your girl gives her a car for her birthday?

Ladies if it was you would you accept the gift?

OMO shocked if that happens especially at this level I am now, Choi!!
I will take a deep breath and immediately acknowledge the severity (or desperation) of his intent, begin to estimate the range of his zeros (he gave her a freaking car shocked) and the vulnerability of my gf (diamonds, in this case,a car, are a girls best friend)!!

Next line of action, UP MY GAME BY ALL MEANS POSSIBLE/NECESSARY
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by Nobody: 10:22pm On Jul 02, 2012
Nigerians luv wahala undecided
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by Nobody: 10:25pm On Jul 02, 2012
No I would not accept the gift.I would feel bought or like I owed him something in return.
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by MrsChima(f): 10:29pm On Jul 02, 2012
Yes. I would accept the gift wholeheartedly and trade the car in for something that I like because I am sure nine out of ten it gon be some bullshit I would be caught damned in.
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by Nobody: 10:31pm On Jul 02, 2012
talina: No I would not accept the gift.I would feel bought or like I owed him something in return.

Sensible as always.
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by Idowuogbo(f): 10:33pm On Jul 02, 2012
Mrs.Chima:
Yes. I would accept the gift wholeheartedly and trade the car in for something that I like because I am sure nine out of ten it gon be some bullshit I would be caught damned in.

Yoh! Yoh!

Dats wassup my nigga in manilla

We strx up vanilla up in dis shyte!

U like my French?
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by MrsChima(f): 10:41pm On Jul 02, 2012
Idowuogbo:

Yoh! Yoh!

Dats wassup my nigga in manilla

We strx up vanilla up in dis shyte!

U like my French?

Are you feeling dizzy?
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by MrsChima(f): 10:42pm On Jul 02, 2012
2buff:

Sensible as always.

Anything that saves you money are sensible huh? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by Idowuogbo(f): 10:48pm On Jul 02, 2012
Mrs.Chima:


Are you feeling dizzy?
No......

Lmaoo!!

U doing a r231 on me abi?

May ur nose produce sperm. angry grin
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by MrsChima(f): 10:51pm On Jul 02, 2012
Idowuogbo:
No......

Lmaoo!!

U doing a r231 on me abi?

May ur nose produce sperm. angry grin

May your nipple slap you. angry angry grin
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by Idowuogbo(f): 11:01pm On Jul 02, 2012
Mrs.Chima:


May your nipple slap you. angry angry grin
May ur nipplessss reverse inside angry cheesy
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by Ranoscky(m): 12:09am On Jul 03, 2012
Depends on what status my gf told him durin their first convo meetin. But if she told him the truth about her and he stil went ahead to gift her a car on her birthday, then why refuse the car?... Some guys might cherrish ur honesty and sincerity, and gift u a surprise for that.
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by Nobody: 12:20am On Jul 03, 2012
freecocoa: Hmm i don't know what to say.
so after asking all those question you finally didn't have anything to say? mcheew. . .nonsense!!!
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by Ranoscky(m): 12:34am On Jul 03, 2012
Lol
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by MrsChima(f): 8:31am On Jul 03, 2012
Idowuogbo:
May ur nipplessss reverse inside angry cheesy

After the babies and Mr. Chima are grown from it. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by LordReed(m): 8:50am On Jul 03, 2012
brokoto: so after asking all those question you finally didn't have anything to say? mcheew. . .nonsense!!!

Freecocoa come and answer o before police arrest you! ℓ☺ℓ
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by boomssey(f): 8:59am On Jul 03, 2012
1st tins 1st,no naija guy wil u giv u a gift F.O.C,xpecialy a car 4 dat mata wif no strings attachd?HELL NO!bt if dat happens i'l accept wif al pleasure.
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by LordReed(m): 10:21am On Jul 03, 2012
boomssey: bt if dat happens i'l accept wif al pleasure.

Despite the fact that you have already have a lover you'd accept it strings and all?
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by freecocoa(f): 10:25am On Jul 03, 2012
brokoto: so after asking all those question you finally didn't have anything to say? mcheew. . .nonsense!!!
You dey madt.

Where is it stated that i must have something to say?no be my mouth if i don't want to say anything,what will you do about it?ABSOLUTELY NOTHING,so for that reason,shave a little of your bushy armpit hair,gather the hairs,put them in a risla,roll it up,smoke and then choke into a long lasting coma,morafoker.cheesy
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by freecocoa(f): 10:27am On Jul 03, 2012
Lord_Reed:

Freecocoa come and answer o before police arrest you! ℓ☺ℓ
I will darling but let that mofo do his worst first wink.
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by Idowuogbo(f): 10:38am On Jul 03, 2012
freecocoa: You dey madt.

Where is it stated that i must have something to say?no be my mouth if i don't want to say anything,what will you do about it?ABSOLUTELY NOTHING,so for that reason,shave a little of your bushy armpit hair,gather the hairs,put them in a risla,roll it up,smoke and then choke into a long lasting coma,morafoker.cheesy
Wa gbayi!

He is indeed a morrasucker! grin
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by born2boink(m): 10:49am On Jul 03, 2012
malaria: Hell no, I womt accept such present else is comin from a relative,fiance or company as a special gift.
ou are truly malaria fevver
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by freecocoa(f): 11:45am On Jul 03, 2012
Idowuogbo:
Wa gbayi!

He is indeed a morrasucker! grin
kiss kiss for you grin.
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by ifihearam: 11:52am On Jul 03, 2012
Freecocoa don't join bad gangs here ooo
Just remain as yu were,associating with those pple will dent ur image oo
Be warned
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by freecocoa(f): 12:18pm On Jul 03, 2012
^Don't sweat it sugar,you gat nothing to worry about.
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by Idowuogbo(f): 12:35pm On Jul 03, 2012
ifihearam: Freecocoa don't join bad gangs here ooo
Just remain as yu were,associating with those pple will dent ur image oo
Be warned
Which fawcking gang? Come on shattappp!

Dem forget ur brain inside incubator? U fawcking tribalist! Talk again and see if d letters for my keyboard no suffocate u!

Infact ten finger waka u! Apa Oshi!
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by freecocoa(f): 12:38pm On Jul 03, 2012
^cheesy you don provoke o,mama calm down abeg,na my person.
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by Idowuogbo(f): 12:47pm On Jul 03, 2012
^ I dey corner dey surveillance since, my mind don tell me we go cross path. He went on dissing yorubas on some thread way bck, as I land dem lock am.Now he is here talking gang? Infact abeg flush hin face inside shyte for me biko! Fawkin nkita!
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by freecocoa(f): 12:50pm On Jul 03, 2012
^No vex abeg,just mellow.
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by dabrake(m): 1:08pm On Jul 03, 2012
freecocoa: In Nigeria?
seems you're beginning to master the art of comedy.
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by dabrake(m): 1:11pm On Jul 03, 2012
rollies4sure: i will be happy about the gift, but i am rest assured that i will collect the car from my babe.
even if na nightmare, i nor fit collect am.
do not expect her to collect if but if she does, then i think that's the beginning of the end
Re: He Gave Your Girlfriend A Car by Idowuogbo(f): 1:15pm On Jul 03, 2012
freecocoa: ^No vex abeg,just mellow.

Vex ke? Na boss! I jus dey wire am take away. cheesy

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