..

It paradise I tell ya. No nagging from mother or wife, any girlfriend that attempts it is put on sabbatical. Xboxing till you feeel like,whoever thought that was possible? Different bedsheets for the different babes. Variety of meals by eager-to-impress chics. Brother the perks are endless. On the downside though, you do your own laundry, dishes, but I really don't mind that's ttherapeutic too.


But seriously, what's up with landladies and their obsession with a grown man's business? If she wasnt so old I woulda thought she was interested in making the sounds my guests make.

Hmmmm...anoda side of freshy?

Idowuogbo: Hmmmm...anoda side of freshy?

Argh, didnt mean for you to see this sweety. You can change me though.

^u no wot dey say about Bad boys!

Its all gud.....

Nah I aint bad, well except when I'm putting it down, just a man who wants to experience life. Cant believe you called me Freshy, that's so close to home. Perhaps the stars are properly aligned.


PS:I'll only be bad if you promise to be bad too. Lol.

sexkillz: ^ Thanks man. . .

U welcome boss

@fresh_dude, I wonder why sum landladies are just like dat.
Nice 1 bro.

fresh_dude:

PS:I'll only be bad if you promise to be bad too. Lol.

We got a deal! Ride on cowboy!

Idowuogbo:
We got a deal! Ride on cowboy!

Babe thnx, but I fink u distracting bois alredi.

pine_ed:
Babe thnx, but I fink u distracting bois alredi.

I promise to keep mute!

Sowwwwrieeeeeeee

*winks*

Brb

Following...

...interesting...

'sup bachs, u guys shld say sumfin naa.. abi una still dey suck mummy breast, Lol.

Is it just me or is NL getting boring by the second?

Mynd_44: Is it just me or is NL getting boring by the second?

Lol... funny

well sometimes i feel like its better to get married, have kids running around the house and wifey cooking up your favourite dish but majority of the time it feels good to be free. travel anytime you want,go out and come back anytime you want,play xbox without distraction, if a chic annoys you ,you send her home and call up the other one or just get rid of her totally.

sexkillz: Like all good things, bachelorhood will come to an end. . . And that's worrisome.

More like scary

sexkillz: Like all good things, bachelorhood will come to an end. . . And that's worrisome.

Lol, true; but let's enjoy d moment now so we can av tales to tell our wives & kids 2moro.

Life of a bachelor so far is like a man with the skills of Lionel Messi, running around the pitch playing a free role:-ur meal, whom to hangout with, when to leave the groove e.t.c..... But when u set you eyes on the next level you become a berbatov like player, you hang on the front, less running backwards in defence:- you become very cautious of what you do as a fiance to one lady, u mind ur kind of games in order not to offend either ur in-laws, ur family, ur friends and even urs, u stand as a lazy and lonely striker cautious of the offside rules, then when u finally settle down as a responsible man that we all wish to be, you become Iker casillas with the mighty spanish Armband on:- you come back home with tracking calls, you go out as programmed, your eye is always on defence, excuses must carry a tag called ''Geniue'' on it for every mistake or future plans that is going to made out of the Family program captained by you.....so i tend to enjoy every 90mins like Lionel Messi playing around for good *seize the moment and own it*

Bachelorhood is great, phucking great. Got to enjoy it while it lasts. The thought of leaving it is scary.
But who knows, marriage could be greater and the fears misplaced. I pray to enjoy my marriage more than bachelorhood.

What's bachelorhood

Is that d latest bread in town

190-the-clown:
What's bachelorhood

Is that d latest bread in town

Now that's a real clown.

190-the-clown:
What's bachelorhood

Is that d latest bread in town

Lmao, Real clown indeed. Otondo!

WuzilistiQ: Life of a bachelor so far is like a man with the skills of Lionel Messi, running around the pitch playing a free role:-ur meal, whom to hangout with, when to leave the groove e.t.c..... But when u set you eyes on the next level you become a berbatov like player, you hang on the front, less running backwards in defence:- you become very cautious of what you do as a fiance to one lady, u mind ur kind of games in order not to offend either ur in-laws, ur family, ur friends and even urs, u stand as a lazy and lonely striker cautious of the offside rules, then when u finally settle down as a responsible man that we all wish to be, you become Iker casillas with the mighty spanish Armband on:- you come back home with tracking calls, you go out as programmed, your eye is always on defence, excuses must carry a tag called ''Geniue'' on it for every mistake or future plans that is going to made out of the Family program captained by you.....so i tend to enjoy every 90mins like Lionel Messi playing around for good *seize the moment and own it*

Lol, whao nice analogy der mate. U really know ur football

Plz am 68 do i still have any hopes of becoming one?

Joeblis: Plz am 68 do i still have any hopes of becoming one?

Nah man,if u hadn't got connected to a hearthrob,I guess dere's a problem somewhere,an old cargo bach buh if u had already hooked up,hang in there coz u enjoyed it wen it was ur tym...Wa8 a minute! U can stl make yhu married home a bach atmosphere with yhu wiv nd kute kids,its luvly cos I'm gonna enjoy my wiv as if we r dating,no long thing,she's defintely gonna be in her sexy outfits;bomshorts,pants,high heels nd da rest..,@da poster,I'm stil on it,I hvnt really strted da main bach parole,buh I'm almost dere nd I'm gonna flex like mao no dey,tis gud 2 b free n single u know...PEACE

Joeblis: Plz am 68 do i still have any hopes of becoming one?

of course bro, nuffing is impossible (dats if u're right anyways )