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Celebrities / Re: Mohbad’s Father Allegedly Pastes Court Summon For DNA On Wunmi’s Gate by ak22(m): 4:27pm
palel:
This man is wicked. Kilode.
It's his son's wahala and not his. All because of property

Let us start the DNA from Mohbad's father himself to confirm he's the true father of Mohbad, then we can proceed to the grandson

Will you Keep quiet my friend

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Politics / Re: I Have Broken The Jinx Of Who Is Your Father In Oyo Politics – Seyi Makinde by ak22(m): 1:41am On Apr 25
socialmediaman:
Heroin traffickers on the other hand like to be perpetual godfathers.

All they do is raise tariffs and make policies that enable them to loot the commonwealth of the people

Try to check Governor seyi makinde asset before he became Governor of oyo state before you castigating him

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TV/Movies / Re: Name An Actor or Actress Who Was Perfectly Cast In A Movie Or TV Show by ak22(m): 1:45am On Apr 17
Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer in 24 and this guy in prison break and this Jagunjagun guy

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Travel / Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by ak22(m): 1:39am On Apr 17
DenreleDave:
Scenario 1: plane ✈ going up... First I felt weak but I later align. I saw men like ants, I saw mansions like ant colony, I saw the 3rd mainland bridge and the oceans.
I went into the clouds πŸŒ₯, I stayed amongst the cloud πŸŒ₯, I went above the cloud πŸŒ₯. I saw the 5th heavens πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. The plane looked slow in my sight but I'm sure it is not what I see it to be. It was as if something were blocking my ears, I had to dip my fingers in my ears.

Scenario 2: They gave us dwarf plastic water and snacks (though I was expecting vegetables and swallow πŸ˜‚) . As the moment of typing this 8.20am, I am above the clouds.. The cloud πŸŒ₯ feel so lonely πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. I finished my snacks in 2 minutes (me wey be ebinna πŸ˜‚).

So it got to point I could not see anything again and the plane was shaking (Lord, hope this is not your call to home 😩). People were just sleeping and snoring, but as for me, Lagos boy, my eyes were wide open πŸ‘€πŸ‘€ (I can't be caught unaware)

Scenario 3: We are preparing for landing 8.36am. E be like say something dey block my ears again πŸ™„πŸ™„ and it's kinda heavy blocking. We are about landing 8.44am, cabin crew are instructed to sit and prepare for landing. I can see farmlands and scanty houses. Aeroplane wheels touched the ground 8 46 am. We got down from plane at 8.53am

Scenario 4: while I was in the sky, I remembered that iran has been firing bombs. I was praying they don't mistakenly fire one into Nigerian airspace while I am in the sky grin grin grin. I was just watching out from the window

Finally, that was how my flight trip to asaba went. This is my first time in delta state.

My nairaland fans in delta, Oya come and do meet and greet Γ³Γ²o πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Bro I was once like you I nearly die as a pure village boy and first in my family.
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Suspected Internet Fraudster In Port Harcourt With Charms (photos) by ak22(m): 1:31am On Apr 17
Gistmedia10:
The Port Harcourt Zonal Command of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has apprehended a suspected internet fraudster, Ali Desmond Chinedum, in Port Harcourt, Rivers State.

Chinedum's arrest comes on the heels of compelling intelligence pointing to his alleged involvement in internet-related offenses.

During the operation, the EFCC operatives recovered several items from Chinedum, including:

* One iPhone 11 Pro Max
* One Redmi 12 Android mobile device
* Two United States Navy identity cards with numbers: 100040041245 and 100010041159
* One Mercedes Benz GLK
* One HP laptop computer device
* Charms

The EFCC has stated that Chinedum will face charges in court once investigations are concluded.

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/9vYLG7JoEGu7G3dY/?mibextid=oFDknk

For a whole ph ?
Politics / Re: Coastal Road: FG To Charge N3,000 On Average Per Toll Gate, Says Umahi by ak22(m): 9:57pm On Apr 11
DMerciful:
Which one your family donate?

You
Politics / Re: Coastal Road: FG To Charge N3,000 On Average Per Toll Gate, Says Umahi by ak22(m): 9:26pm On Apr 11
DMerciful:
Na wa o....i honestly didn't know it will pain you like this o grin

Oya nor vex

Which mechanic plaster this borehole like this ?
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Fails To Meet EFCC Bail Conditions by ak22(m): 9:26pm On Apr 04
Ladiesdoctor:
Bobrisky don jam wahala

Make dem twist am, toss am, twine am until there is no more oil left in that artificial body of his/her.

Freedom of everything is making Nigerians to misbehave more than how they should.

We want a sane society

Na gradually big wahala still dey ahead of him her lol
Business / Re: Prices Of Dangote, BUA, Lafarge, Other Cement After Meeting With FG by ak22(m): 1:43pm On Mar 07
shortgun:
I sell for less than 8k, call me for your cement needs. Anywhere in the country.
Must be from 900 bags and above.
Pinnaclelimited.tech@gmail.com

See and buying?
Crime / Re: Police Recover Body Of 2Baba, Killer Of Ahoada East Police DPO (Graphic Photos) by ak22(m): 8:32pm On Feb 24
Hartman11:
This is what will happen when the government fully wants you dead or alive, this guy hv given police tough time b4 he finally met his Waterloo.
Lesson: leave crime n live in peace

Tell dem. Criminals can't hide forever
Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Angola: Peter Obi With Nigeria Supporters Club (pics) by ak22(m): 11:26pm On Feb 03
gentlesmithugo:
if e pain u go hang urself.no be person tell ur papa make he no get money to go watch ball for ivory coast.

I hear you
Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Angola: Peter Obi With Nigeria Supporters Club (pics) by ak22(m): 10:20pm On Feb 02
This man too like show off
Travel / Re: Japa: 10 Countries People NEVER Regret And REGRET Moving To by ak22(m): 10:44pm On Jan 21
Some people will just come online to type rubbish
Politics / Re: Tinubu Sacks Irukera (FCCPC CEO), Okoh (DG, BPE) by ak22(m): 10:59pm On Jan 08
Racoon:
Why not sack yourself first? A confirmed culprit busy sack others more competent than himself.

Yinmu. You talk too much

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Religion / Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by ak22(m): 10:10am On Dec 26, 2023
One guy trying to still transformer cable in my area and he died in the process.
Romance / Re: After Spending The 50k I Borrowed From Loan App, She Refused To Follow Me Home by ak22(m): 10:03am On Dec 26, 2023
Keepamsafe:
I feel so sad and devastated. Why are ladies treating good men like this

Today, I had to borrow money from 3 different loan app because im meeting a new girl today.

Luckily, we met and had our date and I spent roughly 45k I borrowed from loan app and still gave her 5k for pocket money and yet, she refused to follow me home.

Im home now, lying in bed alone and sad.

Hook up 7k, but I spent 50k today because i wanted to build soul connection. yet I gained nothing. Absolutely nothing. Not even sex and im now in debt, broke like a church rat and no woman to console me. I feel scammed.

Im in a dilemma. help please.


Na mumu you be o Oga
Romance / Re: As A Guy, What Is That One Female Dress That Makes You Go Crazy by ak22(m): 8:14pm On Dec 10, 2023
godgrace777:
Seems like we are the same,Omo when i see ladies that dress like that i dey try so hard to look away oo,the dress sabi show all the shape,curves and etc chai what am i even saying self

End term is near
Events / Re: Lady Goes Emotional After Seeing Her 6 Months Made Wedding Dress (video) by ak22(m): 7:44pm On Nov 17, 2023
nlparrot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMi3vwo883k?si=gmXGjuYDu78DcPGr



Source: Yabaleftonline

Be submissive to your husband to be after the wedding and relate to your husband family well

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Career / Re: Only 20 Out Of 85 Directors Passed Perm Sec Promotion Exams by ak22(m): 10:14am On Nov 08, 2023
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Maybe the rest graduated from non-existing Government College, Lagos 1970 & were issued certificate by 3rd party vendor.

E still dey paining you ?
Nairaland / General / Re: Who Is Going To Win The Streetjournal Newspaper 'super Minister' Of The Month? by ak22(m): 5:34pm On Oct 26, 2023
I will go for Hon Bunmi Tunji Ojo because have been seen the impact
Politics / Re: Tinubu Appoints Oyebamiji As NIWA MD, Ukeyima as Shippers' Council Secretary by ak22(m): 4:45pm On Oct 25, 2023
12Demons:
Piglets think it will be over at Supreme Court, but the game is just starting.
We will run down the Government of bualaba if the Supreme Court fails to do the needful.

You gain after that ?
Celebrities / Re: Lionel Messi And His Family Pictured With Ed Sheeran At Florida Concert by ak22(m): 10:41am On Oct 25, 2023
accordadoga29:
Hehehe..


I just want a wife that will genuinely love me the same way Messi's wife loves him.

Chai!!!

Beautiful family!!

They are not common these days. But may we still get our own in Jesus mighty name
Politics / Re: EFCC Chairman Orders Operatives To Declare Assets by ak22(m): 11:27pm On Oct 24, 2023
HenryThegreat1:
Initial gra gra

Nothing is work in your eyes

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Romance / Re: What Lesson Have You Learnt From Women? by ak22(m): 4:54pm On Oct 22, 2023
Ah that gender

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Crime / Re: Police Arrested My Colleague Brother & Fine Him N150,000 For Reporting A Thief by ak22(m): 10:30pm On Sep 26, 2023
scoobyblogspot:
My colleague resumed the office today complaining very bitterly, so we got talking. He said his elder sister got a property somewhere in Lagos, she stayed there with her husband for a while, had a talent before they both traveled out of the country.
The other tenant also, relocated leaving the house empty; since nobody was now managing the property some hoodlums started breaking into the premises to steal properties bit by bit.

One of the hoodlums was caught and arrested, so my colleague’s brother went to the station as the bale was informed of this act. The police asked him some question which he detailed the them as he was standing in for his elder sister who was far away in London, so they took the criminal to the market where he sold those items, unfortunately know was recovered, the stolen items where valued at about N1,9MILLION naira.

The criminal was taken back to the station and apprehended, so my friends brother was asked to come on Saturday 23rd September for further action, he couldn’t make it to the station due to his work so he went to the station on 25th of September, the police arrested him collected his phones and locked him. Arrested and locked him for what?
They didn’t say anything about it, only for the police to inform the family members that he needs to be granted bill with N150, 0000. Is this a joke?
I’m so confused right now, how can you arrest someone who comes to report an issues and even want him to bail himself with naira.

Please advise

Copy Lagos police ppro
Politics / Re: Kwara Gets New CP, Olaiya Victor Mobolaji by ak22(m): 8:08am On Sep 25, 2023
Malroux:
More egunje for him.

So is only police that is collecting egunje abi? Civil servants does it better

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Travel / Re: UAE’s Statement On Meeting With Tinubu, Silent On Visa Ban Lift by ak22(m): 11:01pm On Sep 11, 2023
PrinceOfLagos:
Tinubu is a fraud, Don't take him serious .

I knew the news ain't true

Shameless liars

How dear you calling someone father a lier ?
Politics / Re: Minister, Wike, Publicly Blasts FCDA Over Faulty Microphone (Video) by ak22(m): 10:53pm On Sep 11, 2023
Vinnie2000:


This Man is just FOOLING himself.πŸ˜’πŸ˜

The Northern APC Power Brokers will soon pressure Tinubu to do away with him. πŸ™πŸ˜•

Shebi you are one of them
Autos / Re: Affordable Original Honda Car Parts. by ak22(m): 1:38pm On May 22, 2023
@luvinhubby pls how much is honda civic 06 engine seat ?
Religion / Re: Does Your Church Still Preach About Hell Fire, Holy Living, Rapture, Eternity? by ak22(m): 12:25pm On May 14, 2023
Yes Prayer Center Church of God does
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Bad Day: I Fell From Ladder Today While Doing House Painting by ak22(m): 5:03pm On May 11, 2023
sorry bro God will bless your hustle
Politics / Re: Photos Of Rumokwuta Bridge In Rivers To Be Commissioned By Tinubu by ak22(m): 6:17pm On May 01, 2023
Saga16:
Which kain colour be this for Wike'a sake?

After shepe you go just dey approve nonsense.

Abeg change that hideous colour.

instead of you to commend the good work is the colour that you are talking about

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