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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija Chizzy Survives Ghastly Accident (Photos) by asmovic(m): 9:57pm On Jan 08
Concman:
congratulations man!

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Education / Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by asmovic(m): 9:30pm On Jan 02
Truths9ja:
No be Wahala be this niii
It has been launched since 3 years ago. No be Wahala be this niii


Breaking news: Kenyan University Launches Degree in Witchcraft

Kenyan university launches degree in Witchcraft . The University of Machakos is expected to launch a Witchcraft Degree

The University of Machakos is expected to launch a Witchcraft Degree, setting a milestone as the second institution in the world to give the same.

Speaking during the launch, the Vice-Chancellor said that tens of students had already been drawn by the course and the University planned to leverage local capital to make the course a success.

In the greater Machakos County, we have a lot of indigenous expertise that can be harnessed for the benefit of society and this is the first step towards incorporating this knowledge. We hope that this course will help young people and the younger generation so that valuable historical and cultural knowledge is not missed. Kenyan university launches degree in Witchcraft to help students to study and have a degree in witchcraft

The four-year course, scheduled to be launched in April 2021, will be held under the auspices of the School of Humanities and Social Sciences and is subject to acceptance by the University Education Board.

With lecturers from Kenya and other areas, such as Zanzibar, Haiti and Mexico, the course will include various approaches. It would be a residential course so Covid-19 should not be frightened of an inexperienced Witch, with many courses being held at night.

Although specifics of the units in the course were not published by the University, sources told us that the course will have 2 attachments where students in the Eastern African region will be attached to active and practicing witches. The course graduates will have to develop their own private practice and help deal with advanced issues away from the normal ‘nguvu za kiume, biashara, kazi, mke kutoroka na kushika mwizi.’ Kenyan university launches degree in Witchcraft to help students to study and have a degree in witchcraft. Kenyan university launches degree in Witchcraft to help students to study and have a degree in witchcraft

Public Reception

The news attracted varied responses from individuals, some calling it a joke and some believing that related classes like witches, such as Organic Chemistry, are taught at the university.

The Board of Higher Education Loans has also agreed to finance the new course, saying that due to the enormous forces they have, graduates from the course will not be expected to repay their loan. Kenyan university launches degree in Witchcraft to help students to study and have a degree in witchcraft



https://www.researchkey.net/breaking-news-kenyan-university-launches-degree-in-witchcraft/
stale news. 'sheduled to be launched 2021. We are in 2024.
Crime / Re: Abiola Tijani Rapes A Woman In the UK by asmovic(m): 8:05pm On Nov 12, 2023
drizzle0007:


https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-67372888
he is an idiot. If I have that opportunity, I can even castrate myself in as much as I am able to leave this he'll.
Politics / Re: Ajaero: Organized Labour Declares Nationwide Strike for November 14 by asmovic(m): 8:42pm On Nov 07, 2023
chokekachy:


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid031xqU18J8EYPjPVQrCCf6Mfrv8QypHBVvLaQjWw3wSBipCQBUoBvivKBw77JSyajfl&id=100085909577280&mibextid=Nif5oz
and by November 14th/15th, 2023, midnight,you will read that the strike has been suspended. A strike that has never started. We are in Nigeria. My opinion though.

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Travel / Re: Happie Boys Deported To Nigeria From Cyprus by asmovic(m): 9:23pm On Oct 31, 2023
ggood:
Happie Boyz Deported to Nigeria from Cyprus




Olóyè T.D Esq @BolanleCole (Twitter)
they still have their former uniforms. Let them go back to basics. Ungrateful duo.
Politics / Re: Court Declares IPOB Proscription Illegal, Awards ₦8 Billion Damages To Kanu by asmovic(m): 7:44pm On Oct 26, 2023
Religion / Re: Chef Dammy Vs Pastor Adegoke Jeremiah: Church Members Curse And Threaten Her by asmovic(m): 3:38pm On Oct 22, 2023
AntiChristian:
It is biblical to curse!

Elisha and the Two Bears (2 Kings 2:23-25)

23 Then he (Elisha) went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!” 24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number. 25 And he went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria.

Thanks
that was in the old testament.
The period between the old and the new testaments is 400 years. The moment Jesus died in the cross, old things went obsolete. The new testament does not encourage curses. My humbly opinion though.

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Education / Re: Kaduna: Principal, Others allegedly Brutalise Student To Death (Disturbing photo by asmovic(m): 9:49am On Oct 21, 2023
Nemere2020:


Source: Zagazola Makama
I am a teacher. A principal officer. What kind of brutality is this? These are the principals and teachers that are painting us bad. Justice for the poor boy that was murdered in a citadel of learning. The principal should be handed the maximum sentence. He killed an innocent soul, he deserves that too.

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Crime / Re: Suspected Yahoo Boy On The Run After Killing His Girlfriend For Rituals (Photos) by asmovic(m): 9:48pm On Aug 23, 2023
Aonkuuse:


https://twitter.com/Ikayben/status/1694367711743078706?t=zu-wrzkNKuJTfDHNMCNvkA&s=19

Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Dominique
hmm, ' most regrettable student'
Family / Re: Okoloko Accused Of Owing Wife $35M, ₦‎6bn; Instead Of Paying, Files For Divorce by asmovic(m): 11:23pm On Jul 02, 2023
Politics / Re: June 12: Peter Obi's Democracy Day Message To Nigerians by asmovic(m): 6:01pm On Jun 12, 2023
edlion57:
Obi I know
then write his name as your president in any form you want to fill In Nigeria. My humble submission.
Politics / Re: Supreme Court Adjourns Nnamdi Kanu’s Case To Sept 14 by asmovic(m): 10:11pm On May 11, 2023
Greatechng:
Make dem kuku build house for am there naw
na under bridge him dey sleep for dia?
Politics / Re: May Day: I’ll Pay Workers Living Wage — Tinubu by asmovic(m): 4:01pm On May 01, 2023
taylor88:
A man without known siblings
A man without known parents
A man we don’t know if he’s Tinubu or Amoda
A man without known classmates
A man without a single certificate
A man who gave birth to his first daughter at the age of 10 according to their football age difference
A dollar billionaire who left office over a decade ago without any visible income
A Corpse from Guinea
A man that suffers gaffes and speech disorders
A man that trembles even when no one push him
A urine donor that Carries urine bag along
A man that suffers erectile dysfunction
A man that sleeps while walking
An incompetent Buffon that’s scared of interviews
A cocaine sniffer
An adult diaper ambassador
A thief who eats from the proceeds of Ageberos he planted all around the nation

I want them to swear him in so that we all can suffer the embarrassment that awaits us

Shebi he will go to international communities and make a speech let’s see the doom that awaits everyone
párà è

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Travel / Re: Lorry Kills 3 As Anambra Revenue Agents Struggle For Steering Wheel With Driver by asmovic(m): 10:59pm On Apr 05, 2023
achymmania:
This must be a kind of typo. I'm sure it happened in lagos and not Anambra
do Anambra has now been named Lagos. As far as I know, Lagos did not record this report. The earlier you leave ethnic hate, the better.
Celebrities / Re: Portable Says He Has Learnt His Lessons, Stopped by Friend From Talking by asmovic(m): 10:46am On Apr 04, 2023
shortgun:
Thought he said he's smarter than people who went to the university grin grin

All his tribulations would have been avoided if he knew anything about Conflicts Resolution; a GST course studied by all university students.
😂😂😂😂
baboon dey go school?
Celebrities / Re: Police Arrest Portable, To Spend 72 Hours In Detention by asmovic(m): 6:09pm On Mar 31, 2023
Borntosmoke:
Why was he arrested?? No reason. Nigerian police are just a disgrace to the society.
so he was just arrested? Did you actually follow the story?
Health / Re: Girl, 6, Mistakes Petrol For Kerosene, Burns Self While Practicing Cooking by asmovic(m): 6:49pm On Mar 17, 2023
Candidlady:
cry


really sad


no doubt one good for nuin male sold that substance to em


men are greedy selfish wicked evil... men would do anything for money.. if the world was without men this world would have been the safest place to exist
your post shows that you were given birth to by the holy spirit. Not a man. Am pretty sure that it was the father that bought it but did not keep it properly. Stop condemning men. You came to the world through one.
Politics / Re: Court Sentences Idris Yahaya, Yobe Auditor-General To 5 Years In Jail For Fraud by asmovic(m): 8:38am On Mar 14, 2023
Politics / Re: FG Orders Total Closure Of Land Borders For Elections by asmovic(m): 10:44pm On Feb 23, 2023
Kwanza:

https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2023/02/23/nigerian-govt-orders-total-closure-of-land-borders-for-elections/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter
where are the borders? When from some towns in Nigeria you can stroll into another African country.

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Properties / Re: Is Our Landlord Using Our Glory While We Stay In His House by asmovic(m): 11:30pm On Feb 10, 2023
superCleanworks:
so the thing that triggers your doubt is the fact that he does not come two months before your rent expires to increase the rent or tell you he wants to use his house and you should pack out, just the way other landlords do.

because this is the ONLY valid reason for suspicion you have pointed towards him.

you that can not leave 10k debt with someone for 2 days has turned around to call another man a DEMON for not rushing you for debt. He has become the reason for your collective misfortunes yet all of you refuse to pack out.

You will still call him a devil If he comes tomorrow morning and tells you to pack out
you nailed it! Kudos.
Crime / Re: Apostle Moses Itim Declared Wanted For Allegedly Impregnating 15-Year-Old by asmovic(m): 10:53pm On Jan 08, 2023
Emmanuel909090:
From the picture he is showing money and girls, it's obvious the holy spirit left him a long time.
did he ever had the holy spirit?
Crime / Re: Young Lady Killed And Dumped By Roadside In Anambra State (Graphic) by asmovic(m): 10:29pm On Dec 13, 2022
MrCover:


How Do You Know, Is Hit And Run Driver
he said 'it could be'. The English language is clear enough.

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Family / Re: It's A Man That Will Pay For It. Stop Exposing It - Mum Scolds Daughter (Video) by asmovic(m): 3:27am On Oct 17, 2022
Bvlgari:
Its a man that will pay for it. Stop exposing it - Mum scolds her daughter for exposing cleavage.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TR-2qSPXL0
staged.
Family / Re: My Mother Wants Us To Stop Bearing Our Father's Name by asmovic(m): 3:44pm On Sep 20, 2022
UnusualEmissary:
As far as I know, people bear their father's name by virtue of blood and lineage and not necessarily by virtue of responsibility and accountability.

If your father has birthed you in a legitimate marriage, you bear his name automatically by virtue of such arrangement as you have become linked to his lineage by blood and relation. It is not necessary that he fulfils his obligations as father before that phenomenon of answering his name becomes a thing.

Your mum is probably pained from the experience with him but sentiments shouldn't be applied to influence proper arrangements. He has birthed you already, you are linked to his lineage already and there's nothing that can be done to change that.
you spoke my mind. God bless you.
Events / Re: The Decoration Smoke A Lady Ordered For Her Wedding & What She Got (Pix, Video) by asmovic(m): 10:42pm On Aug 24, 2022
Politics / Re: Atiku Heads For London In Last-Ditch Effort To Woo Wike by asmovic(m): 10:19pm On Aug 24, 2022
Nemere2020:

https://www.thecable.ng/exclusive-atiku-heads-for-london-in-last-ditch-effort-to-woo-wike/amp
Mynd44
Lalasticlala

As big as Nigeria is, rifts can't be settled. Except jetting off to advanced countries that has stable economy. What a shame. Same way they run overseas when they 'say' they are sick. Elections is for and in Nigeria but they want to proffer solutions outside the shores of the country. What a mess.
Politics / Re: Governors To Buhari: Sack Workers Aged 50yrs, Levy Anyone Earning Over N30,000 by asmovic(m): 10:24am On Aug 06, 2022
Fira09:
Govs to Buhari: Sack workers aged 50yrs, levy anyone earning over N30,000



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/08/govs-to-buhari-sack-workers-aged-50yrs-levy-anyone-earning-over-n30000/

Awon werey. Ole ni gbogbo won. Bunch of selfish nincompoops.
Politics / Re: Soldiers Raid Abuja Forests, Arrest Bandits, Destroy Their Camps by asmovic(m): 8:21am On Aug 01, 2022
Politics / Re: Kuje Prison Attack: Heads Will Roll As Buhari Receives Report Indicting Official by asmovic(m): 9:44pm On Jul 21, 2022
Islie:
Kuje Prison Attack: Heads will roll as Buhari receives report indicting officials – Aregbesola

The Minister of Interior, Rauf Aregbesola, who disclosed this Thursday, said the report identifies "all those whose action or inaction led to that unfortunate incident" of the Kuje prison attack.



https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/544116-kuje-prison-attack-heads-will-roll-as-buhari-receives-report-indicting-officials-aregbesola.html

The first head to roll is non performing in Aso rock...
Education / Re: Ogun State Provides Chairs, Desks For St Kizito High School After Viral Pictures by asmovic(m): 10:57pm On Jul 19, 2022
Family / Re: Wife Throws Her Nigerian Husband Stuffs Out Of His Own Home (pic/vid) by asmovic(m): 3:05pm On Jul 19, 2022
Bvlgari:
Wife throws her Nigerian husband stuffs out of his own home


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWlylty302k
I thought I saw Bob Marley on her T-shirt. Are you thinking what am thinking?
Family / Re: Man Celebrates Big After Divorce (Photo) by asmovic(m): 2:57pm On Jul 19, 2022
doggedfighter:
Nothing to celebrate , men can't stay in their homes without women.




After celebrating freedom, 2 weeks after now he will start wooing another woman.

That's if he's not celebrating this with a woman in the background.





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I beg to disagree with this. Experience is typing. Not all men.

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