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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Beorn: 6:32pm On Apr 21
If there was justice in this world, any United fan that defends this båstard of a coach deserves to be publicly executed!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Beorn: 6:10pm On Apr 21
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This my club is a joke.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Beorn: 2:51pm On Apr 20
Ibime:


Don't give no fück about no Migos bro, they all wack. Can't be debating Bakayoko Vs Drinkwater

OMG!! 😳🤣🤣😂😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Beorn: 2:06pm On Apr 08
swiz123:


But on this thread we have Airmark the troll, Nihilistjnr the poor statistician and Popizaino the cricket scoreline enthusiast.

I don't know which of them is worse. The first shouldn't be taken seriously, the second can still be convinced and third can be encouraged to abandon this sport because it is not his thing, cricket is.


This thread is pure comic relief. 😂😂😭😭🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Beorn: 1:51pm On Apr 08
larride:
The funny thing be say both sides has solid point.

The kuku is that both your attack and your defense are trash.


😂😂😂😂

This defence vs attack debate is particularly amusing to me because when the likes of Timbrös & Kîmbeast blames the defence, I see the legit points they made and liked their posts, only for the likes of Nihilîstjnr & Aîrmark to drop their rebuttals attacking the attackers and they drop cogent reasons too and I end up liking their posts. 😂

It has gotten to a point where I'm confused on whom to blame. I've now come to the conclusion that like you, I agree that both parties are right and the truth lies in the middle which is that both attack, midfield & defence are to be blamed. The team is shìt and their coach is a doofus.

Like during the United match, it was a DM that gave away the first goal that Garnacho converted but yet my friend that watched the match with me was busy blaming Broda Shile for not tracking Garnacho very well. They keep forgetting that midfielders contributes both in the attacking and defending as well and deserve blames too. The team is bad and has an equally clueless coach just like my darling United team.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Beorn: 5:26pm On Apr 07
Casemerio & Bruno are both mörons.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Beorn: 2:17am On Feb 05
jikins:

Wasn't moving also streamed on Disney+?
One or two positives out of 20 negatives is a bad end product.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Beorn: 10:05am On Feb 04
Kaycee7:
So, my K-drama brethren in the house, why is it seemingly taking you guys so long to discover or mention A Shop for Killers here?
This looks like some good shit.


With it streaming on Disney+, I doubt any good thing can come out of it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Beorn: 11:17pm On Feb 01
One of the worst mistakes we've ever made was hiring Ten Haag.

This man scammed us. With 9 minutes of extra time, there was no need removing our only attacking life line in Garnacho. He was the only one capable of starting our counter or causing problem for the opponents. Yet this idîot removed him and packed defenders everywhere.

We're just lucky to win this one after missing plethora of chances. And Antony is nothing but an idìot. Ten Haag needs to be sacked for just signing that fool.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Beorn: 10:41pm On Feb 01
amodu:
Enzo and Caicedo are overpaid idiots. However, you will still see them with the ball contributing to possession, distribute passes, switch play and all that.

But you see that Gallagher, rather than exhibit the attributes of a midfield, he will be seen running around as if this is a track and field event. Known attacking midfielders are describe with phrases that suits their role, FabrePASS - on the other hand Chaos Causer is his own description.

In this match, he contributes NOTHING. I am not even sure if he has up to 5 touches. Indeed the "least of our problem".

It is high time we show him the way to a Lagos park, where his chaos will be very much instrumental. You will be surprised that in a very short while he will be in the league and status of MC Oluomo, Tafa Sego, Koko Zaria them.



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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Beorn: 6:58pm On Jan 14
Rashford is a bastard. Can't believe someone compared the fool to Mbappe. Zero footie sense. Tueh!!
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 3:28pm On Dec 24, 2023
oyaskii:
lol That's while is probably good to buy it in bits of 500GB and spread your files around and also buy a good brand. I have had a Seagate 2TB (4 years) and an LG 1TB (9 years) which are still in top shape because i am extremely careful with them and they rarely leave house, so a good brand matters and that's why i advice people to go for "Transcend", military grade protection but expensive af.

Infact with SATA HDD there is no guarantees, constant write/read wears them down, so my ultimate advice for an external storage is to get an SSD if the person's budget allows it.

Like you said cloud storage is a sure bet, albeit in a country where data charges are more fair. I got an unlimited cloud storage in 2017, and i have only been able to fill up 900GB of it largely thanks to my former workplace unlimited high speed bandwidth, i would have been living under a bridge by now, should that data charge had come out from my personal funds 😩.


How much will a 1TB SSD costs since you said they are better options than HDD.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 3:26pm On Dec 24, 2023
oyaskii:

Seagate 2TB 45-55k
Western Digital 2TB 50k to 65k
Transcend 2TB 78k to 100k.

Which of the products would you advise one to go for?
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 4:39pm On Nov 24, 2023
Baddestguyp:
shocked shocked shocked

Honestly you could have just said the movie isn't for you and avoided giving a rating instead of dropping this nonsense.

That moniker is a troll. Don't bother.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 4:46pm On Nov 21, 2023
oyetpel:
This place still haven't gotten any better, chit chats everywhere instead of rating and dropping movie reviews for people like us to pick from and download.
Toor


I dislike post like this. Oga, nobody owes you nothing. Nothing. Nada. Zilch!! You won't drop movie reviews. You won't drop ratings. You sit in your room and expect others to do the job for you while you "pick from and download" because you've seen slaves/professional movie critics? Or because you're a movie god we'd cater for?

Do you have boils on your hands or are you visually impaired that stops you from dropping your reviews or rating movies or seeing movies and talking about it?

You won't add to the thread, but use your scrawny fingers to chat shît about few others that strive to keep this thread moving. GTFOH!!

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Beorn: 5:31pm On Oct 05, 2023
Can someone help me with a working link or site to download the series 24? Someone's in need of it urgently.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 10:29pm On Oct 01, 2023
Ikillbrokehoes:
/Dude stop derailing this thread, they have warned you severally to stop posting series on this thread but you don't listen, you keep posting intentionally. it seems I will start reporting your posts for derailing.
I don't understand why most Nigerians don't follow instructions.


Reporting his posts is a waste of time. This section has the most stupid and dumb mods. The mods on this section are for decoration, they don't do shît, that's why the troll is running amok with his stupidity despite people reporting his posts. Don't waste your time.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Beorn: 8:58pm On Oct 01, 2023
Aguwanyi:


Foolishness is when u gave ur opponent 20k at a crucial time..
Dat 20k vote might have made ur fave the last man standing..

Foolishness is Clement..
Clement is foolishness


You actually believed he gave an ordained winner 20k votes while Pere was still up for eviction just because he said it? Not 2k but 20k? I can believe he voted her but 20k votes? Una dey gullible sha. Lol.

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Beorn: 11:05am On Sep 27, 2023
DrTee1:


Dangote didn't cheat. He is a serial divorcee.
Did Bill Gates cheat to suffer a divorce? Did Benny Hinn? Oyakhilome?

Riches have nothing to do with stress, trust me.

However, before we proceed, can we talk about how many years you've been around this 'industry' to know if you may really understand the subject matter? I mean, a Catholic Reverend priest cannot understand marriage that he has never lived in, for instance. He wouldn't know that all the women, single and married, who are nice to him and call him 'Father, Father' everywhere may otherwise treat him with absolute contempt and disregard if he was not a celibate and not a priest.

It would be difficult for him to understand, despite the fact that his cousin, the average Anglican Priest, may not receive that much adulation from his own parishioners. The reason is what we are saying: exotic, difficult to reach, once-in-a-while articles and characters are usually treated nicely.


Bro, stress is not the reason why people cheat, or better put, it's just one of the flimiest reasons. I have a randy friend who sleeps around before he got married and hasn't stopped after getting married and not planning to stop. His excuse is that it's difficult for him to stay with one woman. He'd say, "there just too many pûssies in the world for me to stick with just one." Are you telling me this guy has been stressed all time he's been cheating? C'mon, please stop this joke.

John Terry the famous footballer cheated on his wife with his teammate's girl. So, the stress didn't make him sleep with any other girl in the world, it has to be with his friend/teammate's babe? LMAO!!

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Beorn: 7:15am On Sep 27, 2023
DrTee1:
One thing I have learnt from this Lipton Task is something painful as a man:

About 70% of the 6 housemates dedicated their family and friends poem to their MOTHERS. None of them dedicated their poem to their Dad - not even Ilebaye who is a known Daddy's girl, as she had herself said on the show, as recently as the Diary Room a few days ago.

The implication for me is that men have a poor life. We do the heavy lifting. We provide for everyone in the family and while at it, we have much less time with the children and family.

Ultimately, we lose everything. Most of our children prefer our wives. We die early. We suffer loneliness when our wives go for Omugwo in old age.

Nobody tells the age-long truth in public, that men cheat and drink because they try to drown themselves at the and of the day to cope with occupational and family stress. Unfortunately, it is often counterproductive, as it worsens the problem on the home-front...

All jokes completely apart however, can't you all enjoy my baby Baye's huge smile and dance steps here as she dances to the Kogi part of this alujo?!

Go Ilebaye Baby!!!


You were making perfect sense till the emboldened. That's false. People that cheat, men or women, don't do it because because of stress. Even Dangote with all his money, private jet, yachts and life of affluence, being able to afford as much luxury as possible and less stress as he wants, still cheated. A person that would cheat would cheat for no reason at all.

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Beorn: 9:59am On Sep 11, 2023
Went to the front page yesterday and saw the most biased headline I've seen in a long while.

Normally after eviction, the topic on the FP is HOW THE VIEWERS VOTED only. Nothing else is added after the headline. That's how the OP even wrote the topic's headline.


But yesterday after the eviction, the mod who put topic on FP, modified the headline to read WHITEMONEY IN THE MUD...

There's only one mod that follows this show and comments on it over the years and that's Dominique. I wonder why the headline had to change because Whitemoney wasn't even evicted. The hatred is real. 2 years later and some people can't stomach the fact that Whitemoney won. He's not even a strong contender this season yet the hatred grows stronger.


Dominique, for benefit of doubt, I'd hope you weren't the one that put up that headline, but if you are indeed the one, that's very biased and low of you.

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Beorn: 8:30pm On Sep 10, 2023
davodyguy:

Lol.

Immoral show?

Hahahahahaha


Yes. Nobody that has won this show was "moral" or had a clean image. It's rated R18 for a reason. If you are looking for a winner with good image, watch Emmanuel TV.

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Beorn: 8:25pm On Sep 10, 2023
FIGARO00:


Exactly what I wrote.

And I'm glad that I am not comforting you about Whitemoney tonight, at least for this week, his manhood lives on. grin


Omo, I'm so happy Whitemoney survived. They'd have ran us out of this thread. Haters in the mud!!
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Beorn: 8:24pm On Sep 10, 2023
davodyguy:
If CeeC wins, it's a bad image for MNET.

Very rude girl


If she wins go and take it from her and give it to the HM with good image. You are watching an immoral show and you are looking for morals and good image. 🙄

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Beorn: 8:21pm On Sep 10, 2023
Fairdamsel:

Mercy’s fans voted no one

They didn’t even put him up on her IG page

Don't mind her. Mercenaries didn't vote for him.

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Beorn: 8:14pm On Sep 10, 2023
FIGARO00:
And I wouldn't be surprised if baye doesn't win (even though I won't mind her winning), 38% is dicey. Anything can still happen.

Second opinion.

She wins, but the gap between her and second isn't wide.


Ilebaye has not yet won though she stands a good chance of winning. If she wins, the % wouldn't be as much as the previous seasons.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Beorn: 8:13pm On Sep 10, 2023
Twoclans:

Beorn call me out with your full chest.
Whitemoney gang indeed .point 22.

Una plenty. I have no-one in mind in particular. 😂😂😂
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Beorn: 8:09pm On Sep 10, 2023
Haters saying they protected Whitemoney. When Seyi was protected week after week, person die? Mtcheew!!


He lives to fight another day. Choke on it!!
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Beorn: 8:01pm On Sep 10, 2023
Threebear was right.

Threebear, you deserve all the accolades for this week. You too much.

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Beorn: 7:50pm On Sep 10, 2023
Ebuka is the king of instigating. Wahala opor!! 🤣🤣🤣

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Beorn: 7:44pm On Sep 10, 2023
Sometimes I dislike Doyin but generally I like her. If life was fair, she deserve to reach the final because she brought so much content on this show.

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Beorn: 7:42pm On Sep 10, 2023
Geezeem:
We did it!
wm stays


Thank you, sis. Never thought you'd vote Whitemoney in this life but then I ended up voting Pere, so anything is possible. Lol. Thanks once more.


For all those that voted Whitemoney, thank y'all too.

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