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Celebrities / Re: Sound Sultan Dies Of Throat Cancer At 44 by Bolt2011(m): 11:44am On Jul 11, 2021
RIP Sound Sultan
May God grant the family the fortitude to bear this loss.
Naija Ninja
Sports / Re: Usain Bolt Celebrates His 30th Birthday With A Twerking Girl At Club (VIDEO) by Bolt2011(m): 4:54pm On Aug 22, 2016
Nice one Man. Happy birthday to you, my namesake. Keep representing smiley
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Bolt2011(m): 3:05pm On Jan 02, 2015
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Bolt2011(m): 2:49pm On Jan 02, 2015
GoldenDr:
Would you like to teach?

Yea, I don't mind teaching. I've actually been teaching since 2009.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Bolt2011(m): 11:07am On Jan 02, 2015
Happy New Year everyone.
I have decided and I'm determined this year, to devout a greater part of my time and resources into getting a better job.
I believe there are people in this section of Nairaland who can help bring my dreams to reality and give me a testimony this year 2015. I know the good things that have been happening here and I'm going to be part of it this year.
Keep up the good work. God bless y'all.

Bolt2011 (BSc., MSc. Biology)

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Religion / Re: Myles Munroe, His Wife & Daughter Are Dead (Plane Crash) by Bolt2011(m): 4:07pm On Nov 10, 2014
RIP Pastor Myles Munroe. You touched my life.
Health / Re: Pepper On Your Penis; What Did You Do? by Bolt2011(m): 7:10pm On Aug 28, 2014
SMALLPENIS: .

Please type something. This dot is not an answer
Health / Pepper On Your Penis; What Did You Do? by Bolt2011(m): 7:01pm On Aug 28, 2014
I think I didn't wash my hands properly after cutting pepper. I have finished eating and almost forgotten I cooked before going to the toilet to pee.
Brethren there is fire on my balls.
Anybody here ever had such experience?
What did you do?
Nairaland / General / President Jonathan Is Encouraging Nudity? by Bolt2011(m): 5:44am On Aug 16, 2014
I don't care what the APC and PDP goons would say about this. Is it not glaring from this picture that President GEJ is encouraging nudity?

NYSC / Re: A Batch (A) Corps Member Build And Furnished A Library In FCT-picx by Bolt2011(m): 8:41pm On Aug 13, 2014
Nice one
Well done Patrick. Best wishes in all your endeavours.

"Readers are Leaders!!!"

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Music/Radio / Re: 2face's "The Ascension" Is Currently The 12th Top Selling Album In The World by Bolt2011(m): 8:55pm On Jul 31, 2014
Olucheye:

Love or Hate Nigerian Music, You Can't Hate 2Baba!
Politics / Re: Group Submits Bill For Registration Of Southerners In Kaduna by Bolt2011(m): 5:31pm On Jul 22, 2014
Was there a country?
Politics / Re: Love, Pain And The Mystery Of Separation By Femi Fani Kayode by Bolt2011(m): 5:04pm On Jul 22, 2014
#Respect
Science/Technology / Re: A Smart Fridge That Texts You Its Content by Bolt2011(m): 3:57pm On Jul 22, 2014
Nice one
TechKnowLogy
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigeria Mentioned Among The 7 Terrible Countries For Christians by Bolt2011(m): 3:54pm On Jul 22, 2014
We shall continue to overcome by the blood of the lamb.
Religion / Re: Pennsylvania Mosque Leader In Jail For Attempting To Hack Off Man’s Hand by Bolt2011(m): 2:34pm On Jul 22, 2014
OLAADEGBU:
“Sharia law is based on religion, not laws,” one commenter asserted. “No two systems of law can exist in any country and work.”
Romance / Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by Bolt2011(m): 2:24pm On Jul 22, 2014
#Noted smiley
Education / Re: Unilorin Lecturers To Teach From Homes By 2014 - Registrar by Bolt2011(m): 9:26pm On Dec 22, 2013
Nice one. This is what we expect to see in our universities. Its not all about ASUU fighting for money yearly. We need to see how they put the funds into use

Good initiative there from the management of UNILORIN

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Entertainment / Re: PHOTO: Blogger Linda Ikeji Surprises Parents With A Duplex For Xmas by Bolt2011(m): 9:04pm On Dec 22, 2013
Wow!!! I'm happy for them o.

Parents deserve this and much more. I pray God bless me too so I can do more than this for my own Prof. T and Iya Oba.
Good things shall never elude us all.

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Fashion / Multiple Ear Piercings, Cool, Hot or Disgusting? by Bolt2011(m): 5:55pm On Dec 20, 2013
I noticed this(see picture) is a trending thing in town. We now see ladies with 2, 3, 4 and more piercings on their ears and each of these carry ear rings. I can't help but wonder if they actually feel comfortable.
Do you really find this fashionable?
As a guy, would you mind if your girlfriend or wife has this number of piercings?
Do you find ladies with more than one piercing on each ear attractive, sexy or hot?

Phones / Re: Annoying Messages Sent By Telecom Service Providers by Bolt2011(m): 4:24pm On Oct 31, 2013
esbjay@gmail.co:
the funnest of all was the one i received this morning, i have to pray (i was expecting a mssge from one company) b4 i open the message, what i saw was etisalat message asking me to subscribe for one useless joke

Eeyah, sorry bro. God will bring your expectation to pass
Phones / Re: Annoying Messages Sent By Telecom Service Providers by Bolt2011(m): 3:31pm On Oct 31, 2013
Cahmegga: Imagine MTN sending me a "baby care tips" message...when I don't even have a steady girlfriend or a functional relationship...I wonder what they want me to do! Impregnate a random girl just so I can make use of their baby care tips? Smh!

grin grin grin grin
Phones / Re: Annoying Messages Sent By Telecom Service Providers by Bolt2011(m): 3:25pm On Oct 31, 2013
Owobo brown: Imagine before i finish reading this tin Mtn and airtel have sent 5 sms, yesterday own was 50 total, today's own is getting to 20,e tire me ooo, And e
dey chop my battery

grin grin grin grin
Phones / Re: Annoying Messages Sent By Telecom Service Providers by Bolt2011(m): 1:38pm On Oct 31, 2013
stanley10122:
I hope NCC does sumtin abt it..

Does NCC really do anything

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Phones / Annoying Messages Sent By Telecom Service Providers by Bolt2011(m): 11:58am On Oct 31, 2013
You were probably expecting a romantic text message from your lover, a credit alert from your bank, an invitation to a job interview or test, and the likes but then your phone beeps and the excitement dies down immediately you open the message. It is unfortunately one of those disappointing messages we receive from our telecommunication service providers. They are either asking you to subscribe to jokes, health tips, caller tunes, sport news or romantic texts.

If these service providers could only sample the opinion of subscribers, they would probably discover that most people find these messages very disappointing and annoying, but then we receive as many as 6 to 10 of such messages daily. Some people have carelessly or erroneously subscribed for these so called 'value added services' and usually regret they did. Daily, weekly or monthly charges of up to N50 or N100 usually apply. Sometimes they are deducted anytime the subscriber recharges. People try all they could to unsubscribe, but its usually not as easy as the almost automatic manner of subscription. My dad was a victim of this exploitative service for about 3 months. We tried to no avail to get him unsubscribed until he got angry and called the customer care agent threatening to attack them with his traditional god (sango). grin

I use two sims cards (MTN and etisalat) but as you would expect, MTN sends the highest number of annoying messages. I delete them immediately I read 'MTN' and wished I could do something to stop the disturbance.
How do you feel when you receive one of those messages from your telecom service providers? Do you find them disturbing or necessary? What's your opinion?

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Science/Technology / Re: Professor Andrew Nok Wins Alexander Humboldt Prize For 2013 by Bolt2011(m): 7:50pm On Aug 25, 2013
Congrats Prof.
Hard work always pay
I learnt he was supposed to be the VC of ABU after getting 80 percent of the votes at the senate meeting but for religious sentiments.
Kudos to a true academic icon.
Proudly Abusite!!!.... Naturally ahead

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Science/Technology / Re: The Olinguito - A New Carnivorous Mammalian Specie Discovered by Bolt2011(m): 6:56pm On Aug 17, 2013
Now this is what our zoologists and wildlife managers should be doing. They prefer to teach everything from the internet and textbooks.
I believe there are many more species yet to be discovered in our blessed African forests
Literature / Re: False Pretenses <1ST POSITION, ROMANCE STORY OF THE YEAR AWARD, 2013> by Bolt2011(m): 9:18am On Aug 14, 2013
Happy birthday Aunty Repo. This is to wish you a memorable birthday, more of God's blessings, joy and abundant grace. More ink to your pen.

It's an honour to share the same 'birthmonth', my day is few days from now, 19th. We suppose pop champagne with many updates from you wink

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