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Celebrities / Re: Odunlade Adekola And Buruji Kashamu Dancing (Photo) by britneykyute(f): 12:11pm On Sep 07, 2017 |
PSVITA: Ndo o. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Odunlade Adekola And Buruji Kashamu Dancing (Photo) by britneykyute(f): 12:05pm On Sep 07, 2017 |
When you're holding the fart so hard cos your crush is around. 1 Like |
Family / Re: Couple Celebrate Over 50 Years Of Marriage by britneykyute(f): 12:00pm On Sep 07, 2017 |
Affection, tolerance and Understanding. #veryimportant. |
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by britneykyute(f): 3:08pm On Apr 13, 2016 |
Who told you? |
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by britneykyute(f): 4:49pm On Apr 11, 2016 |
Ka m nukwa.. |
Phones / Re: Memory Cards (SD) Not Detected On Mobile Phones Solved by britneykyute(f): 12:57pm On Mar 25, 2016 |
Religion / Re: What’s So Good About Good Friday? by britneykyute(f): 12:49pm On Mar 25, 2016 |
....with my Camon c8 *Hot gist* |
Crime / Re: Bag Snatcher Beaten Gwagwalada, Abuja (Photos) by britneykyute(f): 12:45pm On Mar 25, 2016 |
Jungle Justice... He is wrong though |
Politics / Re: NASS Crisis: What Buhari Told APC Reps At The Meeting by britneykyute(f): 8:28am On Jul 03, 2015 |
Buhari ma BOO 1 Like |
Crime / Re: 3,000 Prostitutes Arrested In Abuja by britneykyute(f): 3:21pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
LasoulMacuby:Puliz...tell d world...my ears are itching.. |
Crime / Re: Mob Kill A Policeman In Gombe For Allegedly Killing A Man (Graphic Pics) by britneykyute(f): 2:12pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
Nunsence PORISE man. Lest in Piss.. 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by britneykyute(f): 10:02pm On May 26, 2015 |
1) Most compounds are noiseless because 'I better pass my neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave. 2) Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging out are now staying at home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out. 3) All the housewives are cooking good food because no more GT,Mr Biggs, Matice-----. Chai! 4) Kids are reading their books since watching TV needs fuel. 5) No more congestion in network since many peoples phones are off. 6) Browsing & downloading is fast...noone wants browsing to kill his or her battery. 7) Everyone sleeps very early now. There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions lolzz. 9) U even know its true...that u wia reading dis so fast so u cud log out b4 ur battery goes off.
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FAAN Recruitment: Urgent Notice! by britneykyute(f): 3:58pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
O for Okay |
Politics / Re: Fleeing Boko Haram Terrorists Drown In Lake Chad by britneykyute(f): 7:11pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
Hmmm... D sweet taste of KARMA . |
Celebrities / Re: Muna Obiekwe Goes To Grave With An Ipad: by britneykyute(f): 8:47pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
daniel9202:Den don't! 1 Like |
Celebrities / Muna Obiekwe Goes To Grave With An Ipad: by britneykyute(f): 8:38pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
A funny thing happened today at Muna obiekwe's burial. as we were busy with snapping thing; some were snapping the corpse while some were snapping with NOLLYWOOD screen gods and goddess who stormed UMUDIOKA town today, and AGN task force were busy controling and pushing crowd. one good-looking lady, an actress wanna- be, in the process of snapping the corpse, her IPAD slipped off her hand and fell inside the grave.wow!. there was commotion. the method they used is ropeslide to sent the corpse down. They were like "what are we gonna do?. the lady was already screaming, my phone!,my phone!,MY IPAD!, and no one was ready to go down there to retrieve the phone, because before you can do that, you must bring out the corpse. finally they concluded to bury it with the corpse. |
Education / Re: Secondary School Students Found Floating On Osun River Dead (Pictured) by britneykyute(f): 12:39pm On Jan 30, 2015 |
Wah is dah man duin wid a stick E wan turn fishers-of-corpse |
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Aimakhu Releases New Breath-taking Photos..check On It!!! by britneykyute(f): 7:40am On Jan 27, 2015 |
See Boobi |
Education / Reasons Why Students Fail In Their 1st Year In School. by britneykyute(f): 11:05am On Jan 19, 2015 |
This is based on my experience & other information I gathered from some students in my school & around me, & I’ll be sharing it to ya’ll. Enjoy as you read & please whatever needs fixing should be fixed. 1: Failure 2 set their priorities right: Most students find themselves in d university or college & tend to think live is just a straight road without setting goals/something to achieve, they just go to class just because when you are in school you must go to class, some don’t even go at all. Setting your priorities right means planning ahead of time, know what you are in for & how soon you can achieve your goals. 2: The type of company they keep: higher institution I a place where you will surely get to meet people of different background, ethnic group and belief, and it takes a bad type to know who is bad to keep up with. Being a fresher is not a crime, but most fresher won’t stop forming “NA WE DEY HERE”, yeah cos they wanna be heard about, and they tend to walk with people who can only get out of their lives without adding a pinch. 3: Over engagement: Hmmm, at this junction I have to clarify the difference between school and a worship place or a business arena, yeah we understand that fingers are not equal, reason why some student fend form them while all you do is just to put a call through to your dad or mum, but I’ve come to realize that studying and business might go together but not as expected, more so, some students have turned their worship place into a lecture room, they call it serving God brings perfection and success, but I,ll remind you now in case you forgot that your primary mission in school is to read well and graduate with something worth it. 4: Failure to understand yourself: well, you might ask what that mean, am gonna tell you, understanding yourself means knowing what exactly work for you, are you the type who takes a coffee before you can read, perhaps you can hardly read with candle, do you even read at night? , oh oh oh so you’ve been working against yourself just because bro Jack goes to night classes doesn’t mean he knows more than you do, I tell you now that I met lot of scholars in my first year who can’t do without clubbing every weekend, yet they are doing really well in their studies. So sit yourself down and understand your philosophy. 5: Social life: well, I can’t blame it all on facebook, IG, whatsapp even 2go, gosh this social media apps are just not gonna stop to make and mar people’s dreams, technology has so much grown in the last few years, students now connect with anybody anywhere in the world “the world is global” that you just said abi? Yeah but I still don’t get why you stick to your phone chatting and reading lots of gist while you should be in class or even writing a test, a Prof, sometime asked why students now fail woefully, a student whispered to my ears and said “there was no FB, IG and 2go in your time” I couldn’t help but laugh. 6: The extroverts: I don’t know how to categorize this well, but am gonna try to make you understand, gaining admission into higher institution is enough to call an achievement, but I tell you that’s just the beginning of your quest, in remember how many people I called during my first year just to tell them I gained admission, even people I don’t really talk to , I later thought over it and asked “why am I doing this” try to ask yourself the same question. Perhaps you are the type who can’t just keep your happiness to yourself, I dare you to start doing that now, who knows you might just get lucky to change 7: Lack of parental advice or care: This should be for the parents, you have done well to pay for her school fees but on the part of caring oooooops you have done woefully bad, when last did you call her to ask if everything was fine, when last did you even visit her in school, I tell you students change in a blink of an eye, don’t be afraid if she returns home acting all weird, yeah you caused it. Do you even call her to encourage her to press on and not to get tired, oh “no one was there to tell me all these” is what u keep saying, stand up and fix this aspect. 8: Misuse of freedom: Now you are in school and no one to say “hey Dave, wash those plates” hmmmmm, well you might be free indeed but how do you manage your freedom, playing video games when you ought to be in class, seeing a friend at 10pm or even smoking and drinking, it doesn’t help you a bit, try to fix that 9: Lack of Self-confidence: This is the major reason why student fail a lot, even after you’ve read every material expected of you, you still feel empty in the skull, it’s not because you are dull but because you have not built your self-confidence, are you the type that rehearse just a single sentence just to approach your lecturer to clarify. |
Romance / My Ex Wants To Still Keep In Touch With Me. by britneykyute(f): 4:55pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
Recently my ex has been trying to maintain a cordial relationship but to me, the whole thing is kind of your-pet-dying-and-you-still-keeping-it kind of situation. Please i need some opinions |
Celebrities / Re: Lovely Picture Of Emir Of Kano, Sanusi By Ty Bello by britneykyute(f): 3:45pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
Warriz lovely about dz pishure |
Religion / Five Types Of Girls You Meet In Church... by britneykyute(f): 5:31pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
1- The perpetual late comer: This one has an obsession with being noticed. She always 'majestically' dogwalks( not catwalk) into the church right in the middle of the service, swinging her small but 'standard' bumbum, head held high, and proceeds straight to the front row. Her 'long walk to freedom' most times succeeds in destabilizing the pious and godly 'Brothers in the Lord', who now have a hard time concentrating on 'Manna from above'. She is usually young, pretty, and very much a busybody. *marieolae* 2- The Extremely Gorgeous Chorister : This one is dropdead pretty, has an angelic voice, and is the church's golden girl. At times, she also leads praise and worship sessions. Her 'ministration' is most likely to lead a man to hell than heaven. Watching her 'dance to the Lord' is like watching soft Indecency.. It can cause a guy an embarrassing Attention right there in the House of The Lord. She doesn't dress or act slutty, but her dressing and carriage is just modest enough to conceal the essentials, and revealing enough to make an excited dude drop his whole month's salary into the offering Box. Too many brethren are seeking her hand in marriage, and she has her choice of pick among the church's most eligible bachelors. So she is a bit proud, condescending, and mostly unavailable if a guy tries to 'corner' her after church service. *Jennimma* 3- The loud ones: These girls usually come to church just to hoot, shout 'ride on pastor!', speak in tongues, and roll on the floor, during the pastor's Ministration. In my view, these are the Pastor's sycophants. They really make the Pastor look anointed, with all their psychedelic activity. They are the the ones who rush out when the pastor says that all virgins should come to the alter. They are also the ones who always fall around, breaking chairs, and alarming everyone , all in the name of being 'under the yoke of the anointing'. Stay away from these kind of girls, before them comot your eye, or cause u grave physical injury, while under their 'annointing'. *onila* 4- The 'Mummy's Girl': This one is always accompanied to church by her stern-faced mum. She is usually not older than 16, but looking very delectable and fresh. (You know that 'innocent freshness' girls usually have at one point in their teenage years, before 'everything' starts going south). A dude dare not come within talking distance of this chick. Her mum is far more interested in protecting her daughter's presumed innocence, than whatever it is the pastor is carrying on about. These are the kind of girls a guy can do nothing about, but admire from a safe distance, unless you wish to extend your investigation beyond God's House. *mzpreshie* 5- The young, beautiful and newly married girl: This one always has a permanent smile plastered on her face. Why she no go smile? She has broken the yoke of spinsterhood in grand style, and most unmarried sisters are envious of her 'progress'. Most of the time, she is married to a much older rich dude who is a member of the Pastor's inner caucus (the Church Cabal). She usually wears expensive wrappers, distracting headties (gele), and hardly stays at one place all through, and even after the service. No be her fault sha... Why she no go show herself? Husband don really scarce for town. *Kachisbarbie* NOTE: This work is mine... Not copied and pasted from anywhere ..... So please don't ask me about the source... I AM THE SOURCE |
Romance / Re: 20 Unmistakable Signs Your Friend Is Crushing On You by britneykyute(f): 12:10pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
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Romance / 20 Unmistakable Signs Your Friend Is Crushing On You by britneykyute(f): 11:03am On Dec 11, 2014 |
As much as we can read a good friend like a book, sometimes things get pretty unpredictable when love enters the equation. Have you ever felt like a friend who was just a friend has more than just friends on their mind? As hard as it can be to decipher the subtle and secret kind of love that exists when infatuation enters the picture, there are always a few clear and obvious signs that friends give away when they’re crushing on you. And all you have to do is just watch the way they behave around you, to notice these obvious signs! 20 clear signs your friend is crushing on you Has your friend suddenly started to act weird around you, are they texting you more or even avoiding you in public? Have they suddenly started to care more about their appearance or who you’re romantically involved with? If the answer is yes to any of the above, then there is a good chance that your friend is crushing on you. But if you want to know for certain if your friend is crushing on you or not, then have a look at these telltale signs and find out for yourself! #1 They need to get a booster on their phone contract. A big sign that your friend is crushing on you is a sudden influx of texts from them. Have they started to text you multiple times throughout the day, for no real reason other than just to catch up? Do you often wake up to a text from them, or do they text you to say goodnight? Do you often get texts from them when they are on a night out with their own friends? If your friend can’t stop thinking about you or tries to get in touch with you even when they’re busy having fun, it’s a very good sign that you’re running circles on their mind! #2 They seem to have discovered what styling products are for. One of the easiest ways to tell if your friend is crushing on you is if they have suddenly started to make a big effort with their appearance, especially if they only make that effort when they know you will be there. Take a look at their Facebook page and find pictures taken when you were not around, have they made the same effort? If the answer is no, then that could be a pretty big clue to whether they are trying to impress you or not. #3 They always have their eyes on you. Have you noticed your friend staring at you often? If you have, then this is a clear indication of a crush, unless you have food around your mouth, that is. You might find as well that whenever you look at them, they drop their gaze on you and look elsewhere. This embarrassing look-away shows they have an interest in you in more than just a friendly way. #4 They could stop traffic with their face. Have you noticed your friend blushing when you talk to them? Do they often go red faced whenever they spend time with you or you are talked about? If they do, then they obviously have a crush on you, why else would they be getting so bashful? #5 They have suddenly become a world class comedian. Has your friend started to tease you a lot? Do they often make fun of you and point out silly mistakes that you have made, while at the same time, never hurting your feelings? This is the most common sign of attraction. #6 They avoid you in public. Has your friend suddenly started to keep their distance from you, when you are out with friends? And when you are alone with them, do they behave in an overfriendly manner again? This could be a sign that they don’t want their friends to be aware of the fact that they have a crush on you. #7 They treat your love life like a celebrity magazine. Has your friend unexpectedly started to take an interest in your love life? Do they want to know everything that is going on, like whom you like and who likes you? Do they ever show signs of being jealous when you talk about people you like? If they do, then you most definitely have a crush on your hands. #8 They could win a game of don’t blink. Has your friend started to make more eye contact with you than usual? Do they listen intently to what you have to say, without dropping their gaze? Do you find them trying to make eye contact with you when you’re across the room from each other? If the answer is yes, then the least this means is that they really like you. #9 They have turned into your mirror. Have you noticed your friend mirroring your body language? A common sign of attraction is imitation, and people often mirror those they are attracted to, without even realizing they are doing it. So if your friend has started to mirror your behaviour or the words you use all of a sudden, then it could be that they are attracted to you. #10 They like to introduce you to new things. When people have an attraction to another person, they often want to share details about their life with them. They want to share new things, in the hopes that the one they are attracted to, will pick them out above the rest. So if your friend has started sharing more about their life with you, then it could be an indicator that *worst case scenario* they want to be good friends or way more! #11 They like to surprise you. Does your friend like to surprise you with little treats or gifts? Do they often stop by your favorite pastry shop, to pick something up for you? Do they constantly recommend songs and books that you might like? Do they seem to go out of their way to please you? If they do, then you know there must be a reason behind it. #12 They are available whenever you are. Does your friend show up to everything you invite them to? And at other times, has this friend always tried to support you or stand by you even when there’s no need for it? If they have a crush on you, then they will want to spend as much time as possible with you, so they will always make time to come to anything you have arranged. #13 They speak highly about you to their friends. Have you ever met any of their friends? Do they seem to know a lot about you? Do they seem to like you straight away? If the answer is yes, then it could be because your friend has been talking about you, and this friend wouldn’t have been talking about you unless you were on their mind. #14 They compliment you even in unflattering moments. Does your friend compliment you when you’re in your sweat pants, looking all ruffled and tired? Do they try to make you feel better when you are feeling low? Have they ever told you that you look good, especially after a breakup or a fight with your own lover? Do they seem to go out of their way to pick something nice to say to you? They wouldn’t be going through all that effort if they didn’t like you. #15 They have gone all bashful. Has your friend become shy around you? Do they seem to be on edge whenever you are left alone together? Have they stopped laughing at jokes that at one point would have had them in creases? If your friend has become abruptly shy around you, or overly chivalrous and dignified, then there will be a reason, the most probable one being that they have crush on you. #16 They feel your pain. Does your friend get angry or upset when something affects you negatively? Do they often want to hurt those who have hurt you? Do you find that, at times, your friend cares more about the messy situation you’re in, than you do? If the answer is yes, then they clearly care a lot about you, and that could be because of the crush they have on you. #17 They go out of their way for you. Does your friend ever go above and beyond for you? Have they ever done things for you that clearly don’t fit within the expectations of a just-a-friend description? Do they often take it upon themselves to help you, even if it means that they are putting themselves out of their way for you? If the answer is yes, then they clearly have a crush on you. #18 They are polite and considerate. Has your friend suddenly become really polite and considerate? If the answer is yes, then they might be trying to impress you. They wouldn’t be doing that unless they like you more than they are letting on. #19 They laugh at all your jokes. Have you suddenly become the funniest person in the world to your friend? Do they laugh at jokes that even you know suck? Your friend may just be trying to hide the fact that they have a crush on you. #20 A hug type of person. Has your friend turned into a hug monster? Have you noticed them touching you more than normal? Do they put themselves into close proximity to you, whenever they can? If they have a crush on you, but are too scared to tell you, then they might try to reach out for whatever closeness they can get from you. You might find that not all of these unmistakable signs are relevant to you. But even if you can pick out four or five of the signs in this list, there’s a good chance that your friend has a crush on you. |
Romance / 17 Signs Which Shows That You Like/love Someone: by britneykyute(f): 9:03am On Aug 13, 2014 |
17. You look at their profile constantly 16. When you're on phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even just two minutes ago. 15. You read their text over and over again. 14. You walk really slow when you are with them. 13. You feel shy whenever they are around 11. When you think of them your heart beats faster but slower at the same time 10. You smile when you hear their voice. 9. When you look at them, you cant see the other people around you, you just see him/ her. 8. You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them. 7. They're all you think of. 6. You get high just from their scent 5. You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at 'em 4. You would do anything for 'em. 3. While reading this there was one person on your mind the whole time.. 2. You were so busy thinking about that person you didn't notice number 12 was missing. 1. You just scrolled up to check and are now laughing at yourself,... True Or False |
Culture / Re: Answers To Common Questions About Igbo People by britneykyute(f): 9:49am On Jul 29, 2014 |
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Phones / Re: Whats Your Favourite ANDROID Games? by britneykyute(f): 12:50pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
Angry birds |
Islam for Muslims / Mysterious Baby Born With a strange ear-shape; an islamic sign (pictures) by britneykyute(f): 1:56pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
When the little Mahmud Kosija was delivered by his mother, Hajia Abibat Kosija two months ago, he came to this world with mysteries which had been attracting several residents of Ondo Kingdom and its neighbouring communities to their family house at Igbomoba Street, beside a central mosque. Mahmud, a son of an Islamic cleric was said to have been born with a strange ear-shape, with an Islamic inscription. Interestingly, it is said that the new-born baby was shouting “Allah” “Allah”’ immediately as he was delivered at the Mother and Child Hospital in Ondo Town. As soon as mother had been discharged from the hospital, the house of the baby’s family has become something like mecca. A large crowd came to see the miraculous ear with Islamic inscription meaning, “Allahu” in Islamic parlance. The boy’s father named him Alfa Ibrahim Kosija and described his birth as the handiwork of Allah. He explained that the shape of the ear which appeared like an Islamic inscription of “Allah” in the holy Quran was an indication of the message of God that the end of the world was gradually coming close. According to the Islamic cleric, apart from the shape of the ear, the birth of the baby was a sign that the world was gradually coming to an end. He stressed that apart from being born on Muslim holy day, Friday, the time the baby was born was also apt in Islam (12, noon). He added that the baby’s cry of “Allah, Allah” after birth attracted the attention of people at the hospital to the labour room before the shape of the ear was later discovered by the nurses, after which the baby used his left hand side to cover the ear. Corroborating Kosija’s comment, an Ondo town based Islamic cleric, Sheik Abdulakeem Abeeblah, attributed the shape of the ear which he said means Allah in Islamic parlance. He called on all Muslims to fear God and refrain from committing sins that could prevent them from entering the kingdom of God. Meanwhile mother confesses that the boy’s behaviour is quite unusual of babies of his age. Not only is he crying during specific period of the day especially during the early Morning Prayer, popularly called “Tajuud” in Islamic religion, the boy is often noticed covering the strange ear with his left hand, mother says. Commenting on the development, an Ondo based Medical Doctor, Olu Ojo described the shape of the ear which has an Islamic inscription as unusual. He noted that it was formed as a result of deformity in the conprivate part process in the embryo. Dr Olu Ojo, while ruling out any other meaning in the shape of the ear which he said appeared so strange,added that it could occur to non-Muslim or even Christian.
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Nairaland / General / Re: What "OP" Stands For? by britneykyute(f): 12:36pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
abeg what does "lobatan" mean? as in wah context can it be applied? |
Nairaland / General / Re: What "OP" Stands For? by britneykyute(f): 12:14pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
;Dbefore now, i thought OP meant OPERATOR... 1 Like |
Science/Technology / Re: Student Invents T-shirt That's Impossible To Stain by britneykyute(f): 3:55pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
dx one na correct raincoat |
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