Sapasenator:
The economy is doing so great under Ahmed Ebola Th1efnubu, The tamer of the Atlantic Ocean , the master strategist.

You are right!

superCleanworks:
So IMF is now the technical advisor to the government.?

Yes it is. When you borrow from someone, that someone sets the conditions. And the BAT and all those before him borrowed so much that even our grandkids will be paying back.

In which capacity are they coming? As former colonial masters? WTF? As a good host, Sanwo-Olu should let his secretary meet them, give them cola nut and send them home.

BodePolScience:
It's still wrong. Two wrongs don't make a right. The students' action is tantamount to jungle justice. Student can only act with concrete evidences and report such to authorities and NOT to carry out prosecuting actions themselves. Irrespective of the lecturer's misdemeanor, he's deem innocent unless proven in a competent court of jurisdiction and his right to dignity must not be toiled with.

I think the students who stripped him should be made to face the music otherwise these anarchical acts will continue to spread in our campuses.

Blah blah blah. You and me both know nothing would happen if these cases were reported, reported, reported again, etc. But when someone takes action, everybody cries a river.

Chimarto:
You're stopping foreign missions from transacting in dollar and ordered your own foreign mission abroad to transact in naira violating the host country's policy? Our leaders have sense but they don't have wisdom.

No bro, they are as dumb as that Monday hammer. Embassies are considered foreign soil, host country has no business instructing or advising them on their monetary policy.

All African (and not only African!) polithiefcians are guilty until proven innocent!

GloriousGbola:

You obviously have no idea how customer care systems actually work.

Unfortunately for you, I do. Mails get parsed into the ticketing system and tickets get assigned to agents (or picked by agents, based on internal policies). What happens after that is the issue. Agents often do not respect the SLA.

GloriousGbola:
It works
You can also send email to their customer care.

That mail will likely end up in trash, unfortunately.

GlorifiedTunde:
Lol ...
Who is the chief trafficker?
Make I no talk?

He is just removing his competitors!

Th1efnubu will blame Bulhari and GEJ even after his mandate is over. What did he do to improve lives of Nigerians, so far?
Please, only specific answers!

Doyin2:

Your own Israeli Palestinian conflict started only on October 7 2023 instead of 1948 and prior to that,no crime was committed by Israeli terrorists against Palestinians,abi?

One wrongdoing doesn't justify any other wrongdoings.

Doyin2:

Didirin.

Is this your signature?

When Israel is defending itself, protecting its citizens, all world is mad and gra gra graaaaa

Where was the world to condemn crimes against civilians committed by so-called Palestinian terrorists on October 7th 2023?

stasius:
One day we will pay for eating.
Infact there will be eating tax, sleeping tax, walking tax and urinating tax.

Psssssst, quiet, let them not hear and get the idea... otherwise they will also impose breathing tax and pure water tax.

1972xy:
Who are the owners of these Choppers ?
Are they not government officials and political office holders?
Corruption fighting back.

Oil companies, mostly. For example, Bristow Helicopters:

https://www.bristowgroup.com/locations/bristow-locations/country/nigeria

Desmond 1diot is not the only eediot in this world.

Franking:
Most Nigerians celebrated Abacha's death and he is still loathed till today but Yaradua has continued to receive praises across ethnic divides. There must be a reason for it.

Some will still talk trash about late Yar'adua. However, only those who never had a chance to meet him will talk trash. Others, Christians and Muslims alike, will show some respect. Of all current and past presidents, he was the only quiet and humble man.

Kobojunkie:
According to Scripture, He rose from the dead and lives to this day.

Thank you for the correction

Kobojunkie:
There are no true prophets out there either.

Exactly. The last true prophet died 2000 years ago.

Can a masquerade bite and chew my baseball bat? Let's test it...

Creamypie:
And some bastards who are children and siblings and beneficiaries of crime will say no to jungle justice

Of course. Don't use beating, tire and petrol. Tie him to a truck in Lagos, and drag him to Maiduguri without stopping.

What sort of education do they offer? How to become a pirate? How to make a b-o-m-b? How to attack civilian targets? How to become a pedo?

Chief No-Hope Uzodinma is working hard to repel all foreign investment in Imo!

Do the right thing and first sack everyone, and then resign yourself.

Stup1d fvck.

Bros, no worries, Th1efnubu is working, everything is going exactly as he planned!

Give these fine people to me for further treatment. Within a few hours, the will learn to bark like a dog, meow like a cat and climb a horse drawn on the wall.

How about ICC arresting Palestinian terrorists for crimes against humanity?
Only a dead terrorist is a good terrorist!

I think these two should met 1-on-1 in private to discuss their differences

If a former governor fvcks up (as most of them do), it is not a crime to disgrace them. On the contrary, it is an HONOR and HOLY DUTY to do just that, to disgrace and crucify them!

Yankee101:
What education related qualification do you have that qualifies you to be a minister of education
IT professionals have different qualifications and certifications that allows them to practice abroad while sitting in nigeria in boxers
Kill joy people. Even the US doesn’t restrict IT like that

Exactly!
This dumbfvck of a minister only creates an opportunity for his people to accept briberies. Somewhere around 2006 they tried to enforce the registration of ICT professionals with a chamber of some sort, and that failed big time.
If you work for a Nigerian company, they want you to register. And if you work from home, you are at high risk of being labelled as a scammer and arrested. Stupid fvcks running this place.

I propose a mandatory sanity check for all public officials on all levels, before they are permitted to enter office.

This one has obviously failed and should be removed from office and thrown in a psychiatric clinic or prison.

Say no to ashawo!
Say no to olosho!
Say no to hookups!

And, above everything else, be careful... HIV is unforgiving!