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Health / Re: Clean 9 For Turbo Weight Loss by F00028: 10:12am On Oct 21, 2015 |
do you still have it in stock? if yes, give me a number I can call. |
Politics / Re: PHOTO: Buhari And Osinbajo Laughs Hard As Saraki Looks On Perplexity by F00028: 7:21am On Oct 09, 2015 |
VP: Oga you dey show am o! |
Culture / Re: 5 Common Cases Of Colonial Mentality In Nigeria by F00028: 12:21pm On Sep 21, 2015 |
AllNaijaBlogger: international standard for what? 1 Like |
Culture / Re: 5 Common Cases Of Colonial Mentality In Nigeria by F00028: 8:20am On Sep 21, 2015 |
6) favouring traditional European attire (suits) over our own, for formal occasions 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: PHOTO: Virgin Mary Appeared In Kaduna by F00028: 9:53am On Sep 20, 2015 |
[size=15pt]she must have been wearing hijab to leave such a shadow [/size] 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: They Said Virgin Mary Appeared In Kaduna (photo) by F00028: 9:51am On Sep 20, 2015 |
[size=15pt]she must have been wearing hijab to leave such a shadow [/size] |
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu The Biafra 3rd President Dares Nigeria Govt Release Family Pictures by F00028: 3:37pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
why all the furniture still dey leda? |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Why Do Muslim Females Make Very Beautiful Hairstlyles To Eventually Cover It Up? by F00028: 7:57pm On Aug 10, 2015 |
firstEVA:feminist alert! 1 Like |
Religion / Re: I Am An Atheist Ask Me Any Anything Part 2 by F00028: 10:56am On Aug 10, 2015 |
fifa456n:how about the story of evolution? do you believe in that story? |
Family / Re: 5 Reasons Why Feminism Is Wrong And Should Be STOPPED!!! by F00028: 10:48am On Aug 10, 2015 |
DollyParton1: who can tell? no two feminists can agree on anything 1 Like |
Family / Re: 5 Reasons Why Feminism Is Wrong And Should Be STOPPED!!! by F00028: 2:58pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
Chidoks:VERY TRUE ....and I ain't no feminist |
Family / Re: 5 Reasons Why Feminism Is Wrong And Should Be STOPPED!!! by F00028: 2:08pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
following! this could be interesting |
Religion / Re: Why Jesus Christ Was A Muslim / 13 Reasons Why Adebayor Reverts by F00028: 10:56am On Aug 04, 2015 |
Scholar8200:you can find it yourself and see if what you are looking for is there
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Religion / Re: Why Jesus Christ Was A Muslim / 13 Reasons Why Adebayor Reverts by F00028: 1:50pm On Aug 03, 2015 |
Luke 6:40 (KJV):The disciple is not above his master: but everyone that isperfectshall be as his master. however in aramaic the bolded word is actually MUSLIM: "Ein talmeed na'leh 'al rabbo; shekken kal adam she'MUSHLAM yihyeh k'rabbo." The most accurate and honest translation forthe Aramaic 'mushlam' is none other than the Arabic, 'muslim'.The Hebrew word "mushlam" comes from the root "Sh L M". "Shalom" which comes from the same root means "peace". The Arabic word "muslim" comes from the root "S L M". "Salam" means "peace". "Salem" means "safe".see the Aramaic bible society , http://home.comcast.net/~rzuberi/index_files/page0005.htm , and http://home.comcast.net/~rzuberi/articles/Being_Like_The_Teacher.pdf . https://www.nairaland.com/1166368/according-jesus-christ-being-muslim#13882898 |
Celebrities / Re: Unbeliverable, See How Lovely Onitsha Look In The 1960s by F00028: 1:40pm On Aug 03, 2015 |
how does it look now? |
Politics / Re: VIDEO: Namadi Sambo Declares PDP The Real Islamic Party & APC A Christian Party by F00028: 4:19pm On Feb 04, 2015 |
[size=14pt]has he forgotten his oga?!?[/size]
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Jokes Etc / Re: What's Wrong With This Pics ? by F00028: 1:36am On Feb 03, 2015 |
agoadiv: |
Religion / Re: Has Anyone Read The Entire Bible - Genesis To Revelation? by F00028: 5:34pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
plappville: keep going. let me know if you ever get to the end of revelations |
Politics / Re: Feb 14th 1985 Buhari Praised Islamic Enonomics (with Pic) by F00028: 8:13am On Jan 29, 2015 |
he's not the only one. recently: British Prime Minister David Cameron says he wants to make London one of the centers of global Islamic finance, one of the fastest-growing sectors of the international market.... http://m.ibtimes.com/lets-make-london-center-global-islamic-finance-david-cameron-1446600 |
Technology Market / Re: If You've Used Any Of These Gadgets Before, You Maybe Older Than You Think!! by F00028: 9:27am On Jan 09, 2015 |
what of those of us wey dey still use am? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: GEJ At The Notorious Camp Five Creek In 2007 To Plead With The Millitants by F00028: 12:11am On Dec 15, 2014 |
[size=13pt] GEJ should equally send his vice president, Muhammad Namadi Sambo to bh[/size] 16 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: Boko Haram Attacked Our Building ─ T.B. Joshua by F00028: 7:19am On Sep 15, 2014 |
how come he didn't see it coming? 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Chronicles Of Missing “things” In Nigeria by F00028: 7:42pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
^^^ you never cite your own sources 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: Residents Grab Catholic Seminarians, Tag Them Terrorists by F00028: 8:58am On Sep 03, 2014 |
nonsense! and bh members would advertise their presence in akute? |
Family / Re: How I Resigned Fromthe “one Man – Onewife” Club by F00028: 11:14pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
Sophyrocks:sorry for yourself. you think marriage is just about se.x. |
Family / Re: How I Resigned Fromthe “one Man – Onewife” Club by F00028: 11:45am On Sep 01, 2014 |
Sophyrocks:you have a very narrow construction of what marriage is. |
Family / How I Resigned Fromthe “one Man – Onewife” Club by F00028: 10:34am On Sep 01, 2014 |
Maybe it’s midlife crises or maybe it’s something else, but recently the topic of polygamy keeps finding its way into conversations with my friends. And because I always insist that one woman was enough for me, they call me the President of the ‘One man – One wife’ club. But something happened some weeks ago that changed all of that. You see my preference for monogamy is not rooted in any belief in its superiority as a matrimonial system rather it is based simply on my fear of fatigue. In my calculation, if having a wife requires some considerable amount of work – you know, the kind of work that husband do on their wives (I’m trying hard not to be vulgar here) – then having 2 wives will automatically mean twice the work, 3 wives thrice the work, etc. and since with only one wife I am at a point of equilibrium, I felt getting a second wife will tilt the balance towards fatigue. And because I believe strongly that marriage is meant to be a pleasant experience, then there shouldn’t be any room for fatigue in it, hence my preference for monogamy. But apparently, I was wrong. Sexual relations had no respect for math logic after all. I was made to realize this first by a group of polygamists and then later by a published scientific paper. First the polygamists… Some weeks ago, I was in a conversation with some senior colleagues at the office (all of them with multiple wives) and one of them mentioned how his sexual drive effectively doubled after he married his second wife. [In case you are wondering why we were having that kind of conversation at the office, well, we were on strike then]. As soon as the guy said that, all the others supported him with similar experiences of their own. One of them, a three star General (that’s polygamists’ lingo for having three wives) said he is so virile now that he can actually service all three wives in one night. And he added, looking pointedly at my now incredulous face that he too wouldn’t have believed back when he had just one wife, that he would actually “perform” much better with three. He concluded that it was a mystery only Generals could understand. Apparently, having one wife didn’t make me a one star General. Then the science… A couple of days ago, I was searching the web for something completely unrelated and accidentally stumbled upon the findings of a research that was conducted way back in the 1970s. The experiment was initially conducted on rats but was subsequently carried out on other higher mammals all with very similar results. The summary of the findings as aptly put by Glenn Wilson in his “The Great Sex Divide”; “The males of most mammals have a definite urge towards seeking variety in their in sexual partners. If a male rat is introduced to a female rat in a cage, a remarkably high copulation rate will be observed at first. Then, progressively, the male will tire of that particular female and, even though there is no apparent change in her receptivity, he eventually reaches a point where he has little apparent libido. However, if the original female is then removed and a fresh one supplied, the male is immediately restored to his former vigor and enthusiasm.” That essentially was what “three star General” was talking about. Scientists call it the Coolidge Effect. It was named after the 30 president of the United States, Calvin Coolidge. It was said that the President and his wife were visiting a government farm in Kentucky one day and after arrival were taken off on separate tours. When Mrs. Coolidge passed by the chicken pens she paused to ask her guide how often the rooster could be expected to perform his duty. ‘Dozens of times a day’ was her guide’s reply. She was most impressed by this and said rather mischievously, ‘Please tell that to the President.’ When the President was duly informed of the rooster’s performance he was initially dumbfounded. Then a thought occurred to him. ‘Was this with the same hen each time?’ he inquired. ‘Oh no, Mr President, a different one each time’ was his host’s reply. The President nodded slowly, smiled and said, ”Tell that to Mrs Coolidge!’ And thus the phenomenon was named the Coolidge Effect. With this discovery there’s nothing left for me to do than to honorably resign my position as the president of the “One man – One wife” club. And in case you are reading this and you happen to be my wife, I’ll like to assure you darling that I am still a member of the club I am just not the president anymore. http://gainaako./2014/08/31/how-i-resigned-from-the-one-man-one-wife-club/ 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Wow !!!: One Of The Greatness Of The "Holy Quran". by F00028: 2:12pm On Aug 29, 2014 |
only if you were born before the year 2000 |
Politics / Re: Australian Negotiator Reveals Boko Haram Sponsors And Plans by F00028: 5:05pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
okonja: Hmmmm, I wonder what they benefiting from this Amoshie: ....if boko haram continues to attack there will b no election in those regions n hence GEJ will av a massive winning. 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Ribadu Picks PDP Adamawa Gov Election From by F00028: 6:24am On Aug 19, 2014 |
so na now him finally know him level. no be presidential ambition he get before? |
Religion / Re: Muslims! Get Prepared!, Jesus Is Coming Soon!!! by F00028: 6:19am On Aug 19, 2014 |
at least we agree on one thing: Jeaus Christ is coming back. ebenice: and only those who truely believe on Him as SAVIOUR AND LORD..did he tell you that, what does it mean exactly? |
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