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Crime / Re: Baby Murdered By Ritualists, Head Cut Off (Graphic Photos) by goestohell: 10:05pm On Jan 22, 2018
This is the most shameful and disgraceful thing I have ever seen. "Ever" is a strong word and I very rarely use it, but after reading this story I'm convinced that Nigeria is not a shithole country. Rather if there is something a million times worse than shithole, then that is EXACTLY what Nigeria is.

Why should I be scared of hell when the country I'm living in is hell by another name?
Religion / Re: Free The Sheeple Movement Got To Church Leaders In Nigeria. My Experience by goestohell: 9:44pm On Jan 22, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
Sheeple


Oya say something stupid.
Entertain me
E don tey.

It's a New Year, bro. Try and fill that empty trashcan sitting on your neck with something useful for a change.

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Sports / Re: Alexis Sanchez Signs For Manchester United by goestohell: 8:53pm On Jan 22, 2018
jamalnation:
35millon pounds for a player with 6month left on his contract at the age of 29 plus Mkhitaryan. wenger you are a genius.... all this man utd fans shouting its a straight swap just wait until the contract agreement leaks out.

Na your bad belle dey worry you. Wether na straight swap or trade off, Ed Woodward and Malcolm Glazer don't give a flying fvck because we can afford it.
Both Mikhi and Sanchez are 29 so Arsenal aren't getting an age advantage out us, but we are getting a PROVEN Premiership tallysman.


GGMU

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Politics / Re: Benue Indigenes Protest In Enugu Over Herdsmen Killings Of Their People. by goestohell: 3:16pm On Jan 21, 2018
amazon14:


True. The guy is pathetic.
Sai baba son finish am

Na Omenka take him two hands dig im own grave.

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Politics / Re: Benue Indigenes Protest In Enugu Over Herdsmen Killings Of Their People. by goestohell: 3:00pm On Jan 21, 2018
amazon14:
That guy in front with muffler around his neck must be omenkalive.

I heard that "Omenkalives" has now become "Omenkadies".

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Politics / Re: Benue Indigenes Protest In Enugu Over Herdsmen Killings Of Their People. by goestohell: 2:44pm On Jan 21, 2018
angry

What are they doing in Enugu? I remember back in 2015 many of my friends from the middle belt blocked me on social media when I criticized them for supporting Dullar-dinho.
Now some of them are telling me how sorry they are. Please Benue people carry your wahala on your heads and accept your status as second class citizens of the Arewa Republic.
One day we the Igbos will have our own country and when we do, you won't be allowed to disturb us with your stupidity.

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Forum Games / Re: Is This Murder Or Suicide? by goestohell: 1:40pm On Jan 21, 2018
dominique:
Murder. You can't shoot yourself and still have a grip on the murder weapon. The gun would have dropped before he did

The door is locked from the inside...
Celebrities / Re: I Feel Offended When Younger Men Ask Me Out - Empress Njamah by goestohell: 1:36pm On Jan 21, 2018
You feel offended eh? Don't worry dear. The time is coming just around the corner when you will feel neglected by ALL MEN OF ALL AGE CATEGORIES grin

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Celebrities / Re: Simi's Mother, Jedidiah Ogunleye's Wedding Photos by goestohell: 6:06pm On Jan 20, 2018
sunnysunny69:
Congrats to the new couple in town.

I think you mean the old couple in town wink
Politics / Re: Here Are Indications That Igbo People Are From Israel-(proven Evidence) by goestohell: 6:00pm On Jan 20, 2018
It's time we Igbos stop this nonsense. We are unique in our cultural identity. We don't need to rely on fake history to justify our entitlement to have our own country.

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Agriculture / Re: Cattle Colony Implementation To Start Next Week -FG by goestohell: 5:50pm On Jan 20, 2018
Dullarpo's errand boy ESHU-BANJO is justifying his houseboy status.
Politics / Re: ''Moving From PDP To APC Is Like Moving From Syria To Afghanistan'' - Shehu Sani by goestohell: 3:07pm On Jan 20, 2018
EastGold:



May God restore your brain

Can God restore something that never existed?

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Phones / Re: Why Your Smartphone Can Make Emergency Calls Without A SIM Card by goestohell: 1:09pm On Jan 20, 2018
urahara:



Subjects like this rarely make it to front page because there is low demand for such subjects.

Seun is a business man, he knows that Tonto dike and toke makinwa topics are what majority of Maryland come for.

He doesn't want to be put out of business.


Same reason why Nigerian singers that sing sensible songs don't blow

You're 100% right. I just wish that Ñairaland could be more like Quora
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Vs Eudoxie Yao : Who Rocked This Outfit Better? by goestohell: 11:11am On Jan 20, 2018
SIaye:
Juliet abrahim. She is the prettiest lady I have ever seen till date that's into entertainment, 10/10. Blast! Pains she has to date that ugly boy when fine boys like me they here when go compliment her properly.

Don't let your insecurity and envy define you.

PS: I notice lalasticlala looking at this post like : "Cute pic, but wia the snake dey?"

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Phones / Re: Why Your Smartphone Can Make Emergency Calls Without A SIM Card by goestohell: 11:08am On Jan 20, 2018
Ñairaland's problem is that important subjects like this rarely make it to the front page and when they do, the response is always slow and uninspiring.

Let lalasticlala post a thread showing Toke Makinwa wearing a see-through blouse and sit back see it go viral in 5 minutes.

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Destroys 77.82 Hectares Of Indian Hemp Farm In Osun by goestohell: 10:47am On Jan 20, 2018
grin

It is a well known fact on Ñairaland that Osogbo weed no get rival for market.

In fact na from this farm I dey get my personal weed supply.

E no go beta for the person wey take em eye see goldmine, and then decide to destroy am.

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Celebrities / Re: Chizoba Ejike Wears Nigeria Police Uniform At Miss Intercontinental World, Egypt by goestohell: 9:38pm On Jan 19, 2018
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Romance / Re: Wow, 83-year-old Virgin Finds Love, Marries 90-year-old Father Of 10 by goestohell: 9:02pm On Jan 17, 2018
Men, after keeping that "kpekus" intact for 83 years, the hymen go hard like cement grin

Religion / Re: Why Jews Don't Believe In Jesus by goestohell: 3:42pm On Jan 17, 2018
tartar9:
"The Jews say, The Christians have no ground to stand on, and the Christians
say, The Jews have no ground to stand on. Yet they both recite the Book, and
those who have no knowledge say the same; God will judge between them on
the Day of Resurrection concerning their disputes." Quran(2:114)


"O people of the Book! now hath come unto you making (things) clear unto you
Our Apostle after the break in (the series of) Our apostles lest ye should say:
there came unto us no bringer of glad tidings and no warner (from evil): but
now hath come unto you a bringer of glad tidings and a warner (from evil): and
Allah hath power over all things." Quran(5:19)


Are you talking about "prophet" Sex Award Winner (SAW) ?

The man who inspired genocide, child marriage and all sorts of evil? Prison and Beatings Be Upon Him (PBUH)

That illiterate slowpoke has nothing to do with this discussion.

The false entity known as "Satan We Trust" (SWT) has nothing to do with either Christianity or Judaism.

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Politics / Re: Is Sense Finally Falling On The Igbos And The Yorubas? by goestohell: 3:24pm On Jan 17, 2018
zendy:
Igbos and Yorubas really should not be in one country. It is just the accident of colonialism that made it so.

Personally, I believe that Yorubas share a common destiny with the North, these are the real Nigerians.

It is the destiny of Igbos and and their kindred minorities to have their own separate country

By "common destiny" I'm guessing you are referring to the common attributes of laziness, street begging, illiteracy, religious violence and intolerance, corrupt Babanriga wearing kleptomaniacs.

I agree with you. It's hard to say which of the two between Yorubas and Hausa excels in backwardness.

Yorubas should be made a case study in proof of the theory that education will not stop a people from embracing ignorance, if ignorance happens to be their natural genetic inclination. How else can one make sense of the mindless support Dullar-dinho still enjoys amongst the supposedly educated Yorubas, inspite of all the crimes against humanity that have happened on his watch.

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Culture / Re: The Head Elongation Fashionistas Of Central Africa (photos) by goestohell: 10:09pm On Jan 14, 2018
scholes0:


Nothing like that in Naija, although everyone knows the group of people who usually have weird hesdahapes in Nigeria.

There is a certain group of people with cone heads in Nigeria. Even the crown of their traditional rulers are cone shaped.

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Romance / Re: A Nairalander And His Beautiful Bride On Their Wedding Day by goestohell: 10:06pm On Jan 14, 2018
Eboski:
they are still kids, thanks and God bless you for your wishes

Culture / Re: The Head Elongation Fashionistas Of Central Africa (photos) by goestohell: 9:49pm On Jan 14, 2018
They must be related to those conical shape heads...

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Romance / Re: A Nairalander And His Beautiful Bride On Their Wedding Day by goestohell: 9:44pm On Jan 14, 2018
Eboski:
#KELAN#16/12/2017 was a success. It was all about Kelvin&Ann,we return all the glory to God for making our wedding a colourful.


The Pre-Wedding Photos https://www.nairaland.com/4208610/pre-wedding-photos-nairalander-wife

You make a lovely couple. I wish you a happy experience through the lifelong journey called marriage. Kindly ignore some of the stupid comments coming from some bad belle people. Their jealousy is just eating them alive.

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Romance / Re: A Nairalander And His Beautiful Bride On Their Wedding Day by goestohell: 9:38pm On Jan 14, 2018
Berlyn1:
Wow Happy married life


Lalasticlala Happy new year ...when are we getting married undecided

N-P chemistry by simi ft falz

Lala goan listen to it just imagine me as simi embarassed

Something tells me that Lala is not the guy holding you from behind in your display pic
Religion / Re: The Unrevealed Truth Of The Antichrist by goestohell: 9:04pm On Jan 14, 2018
The antichrist will be a Muslim

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Education / Re: Northern States, Universities Denying Christians Employment And Admission - ECWA by goestohell: 12:24am On Jan 14, 2018
MasViews:
I don't know what's wrong Christian group, they've no shame.

There are more Christians students than there are Muslims in Northern universities. Check the 2017/2018 KASU admission list, more than 60% of the admitted students are Christians.

We're it not for discrimination, the figure would have been more like 90 %

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