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Politics / Re: Voters Started Queuing Up In Kano Since 2:00 Am by halexito(m): 10:36am On Feb 23, 2019
mycar:
How are you sure they will all vote for Buhari, oh, the people you gave money to?
No worry, we are coming. Let us eat first, by the time the actual voting starts, they will all be tired and retired to their homes to sleep since they did the right thing at the wrong time.
By the way, if Atiku is really a thief according to you guys then our salvation is in his hand since our saviour will come like a thief!
Got it?
Haba! There's a HUGE difference between LIKE a thief and AS a thief! Got it?
Politics / Re: Badeh Met Aisha Buhari, Kyari Before Assassination – Punch by halexito(m): 3:29pm On Dec 22, 2018
njelrapheal:
This story doesn't add up. U met Aisha who asked u to meet kyari to clear your name only to be assassinated. My take is that he had information that could expose a lot, he threatened to release such if his name isn't cleared and so was silenced. The jubril matter comes to mind again
hmm.... what if some people were alarmed by his visit to the President's wife with the thought that he was about to spill some beans that could expose them??
Whatever anyone says on this matter would seem right. Since we don't really know the truth.
We are free to jump to conclusions................ so let's keep jumping. Next!

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Religion / Re: People Of God, Save My Soul by halexito(m): 11:07pm On Sep 19, 2018
Please, any help is appreciated. It may not be you, but you may know someone or people who can help me....
Religion / Re: People Of God, Save My Soul by halexito(m): 3:02pm On Sep 14, 2018
OCTAVO:
How are we sure your story is true now?
I know desperate scammers have ruined a lot of things.
I'm in Akure, Ondo State. I'm willing to provide any proof you may want me to provide...
Please, it's not a story. It's my life here.
Religion / People Of God, Save My Soul by halexito(m): 4:27pm On Sep 12, 2018
I'm a man above 30yrs of age, lives in Akure. A graduate, I'm a teacher in one private school here. I have been surviving on a salary of about 12000 a month. And I have been there in the school for over 2 years.
Please, I can't continue like this. I bought a laptop and I want to commercialise it. ( online registrations, result checking, typing etc). But I have not been able to get money for a 3-in-one printer (print, scan & photocopy) and a second-hand generator...
Please, I don't want to be stagnant. I don't want to resume in the school again next week. Any amount that the lord put into your mind will do. My story is verifiable. Anyone in Akure can contact me for a face to face confirmation.
If anyone can help with the two hardwares needed, I would be very grateful. And if it is money, it's all the same.
Zenith Bank _ 2080 775 164 .
0816707618.
Thanks. God bless you
Investment / Re: I Am Giving 10 People 10k Each by halexito(m): 7:59am On Aug 27, 2018
Acct. no - 2080775164. Zenith Bank. Whatsapp - 08067551836. Please, add me up. I'm interested, thanks.
Forum Games / How Do You Install Games With OBB File On Android by halexito(m): 4:14pm On Aug 23, 2018
Please, can anyone put me through how to install some games sent to me on Android. Gamez like FIFA 18 ULTIMATE, DREAM LEAGUE SOCCER. Don't know how to set up the files sent to me by a friend. Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: You Will Be Employed And You Will Be Paid On A Weekly Basis by halexito(m): 10:11pm On Apr 18, 2018
08067551836
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Was Your Most Embarrassing Interview Moment? by halexito(m): 6:27pm On Apr 09, 2018
Tell me about yourself. And the guy answered with a long and very loud fart.... Then, " thanks for the introduction, you can take your leave. We will NOT get back to you....

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Family / Re: She Is Too Shy To Initiate Lovemaking With Her Husband by halexito(m): 10:48pm On Jan 01, 2018
MhizzAJ:
I dunno I'm a Vlipsrsealed
p V as in 'Vagabond '?........lol No kill me, na joke o
Religion / Re: Can You Boldly Testify Of God's Goodness In The Year 2017? by halexito(m): 1:39pm On Dec 31, 2017
YES! AND YES!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: (Modified) Help With These Tasks And Get Paid Instantly. by halexito(m): 7:12pm On Nov 09, 2017
Alex.dino22@yahoo.com
Phones / Re: Gionee M5 Discussion Thread[HOT] by halexito(m): 9:34am On Oct 07, 2017
Gionee m5 mini for sale or swap. Cracked pad but working well. Akure.08067551836
Romance / Re: . by halexito(m): 9:36am On Mar 23, 2017
finalboss:
smiley where are my guys .. i pray they are not asleep
Hmm....... I'm all ready for the fishing lecture...... Fire away......!
Family / Re: My Husband Just Told Me Something About His NYSC Days And It's Making Me Sad. by halexito(m): 6:12pm On Mar 20, 2017
Hmm... But wait. Have you ever wondered why he told you? He could have kept it a secret. I think he told you because he knew it was very wrong.
I'm sure you want him to always tell you the truth. Just that the truth can be bitter.....
He was very wrong!
But he REGRETED IT. I think that is why he told you. Anybody can disappoint only God doesn't. Put away the sadness.
Please, watch out! Don't let the devil work on your mind!! There's nothing like the truth.
Just thank God you have a somehow truthful husband..... Had he want to do it again in the present and the future, would he tell you of the dirty past?
Some men out there are worse.......... Worse than you think...
Drop the sadness! It will rob you of the joy of life. And you deserve to be happy....

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Romance / Re: URGENT HELP: Please Take Your Time To Read Through. by halexito(m): 3:48pm On Mar 06, 2017
finalboss:
let me take my treatment , i will be bk..
Hmm..... May God be with you and grant you those dear wishes of your heart too.
You sure have a large heart.......a rare kind of heart...
Wishing you good health..
Education / Re: 20,000 To 5 Lucky Nairalanders From This Section by halexito(m): 1:09pm On Feb 11, 2017
if you jnterested please drop your account number here thanks.
Hmm........ Nothing is impossible for God to do.. Zenith Bank 2080775164. Thanks. Shalom
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by halexito(m): 7:19pm On Dec 23, 2016
Hello, my tecno m6 screen usually blacks out whenever I want to call and the screen will not wake up again no matter what button I press. I always have to remove the battery and put it back for the screen to come on again. I think the proximity sensor on the phone is responsible. I even removed the tempered glass screen cover but no solution.
Please, what can I do? It frustrating and annoying. I reside in akure
Literature / Re: My Final Year Love: Perfect Rejection Season 2 (MFYL PR2) by halexito(m): 10:48pm On Nov 08, 2016
Phew! Babs! Babs! I know some people here would love to kidnap you for real, tie you to a chair.......and......
Me: please, who are you and what do you want?
Voice : Sharrap there!
Me: Okay I have Sharraped.
Voice : You're a murderer! You wan kill person?!
Me: I'm confused. What are you getting at?
Voice : SHARRAAAAAAAAAP! Shey you wan kill me with suspense?! Shey you wan kill person ni!?
Me: Oh! Now I get it.
Voice : You don't GET anything! Now you're going to tell the story.....the whole story from start to finish right now on the spot. Or you will GET this orogun for your mouth!
Me: SO THAT'S WHY YOU KIDNAP ME?! ME BABSOPEY THE DOPEST GUY!? OF SUSPENSE I'M THE ORIGINATOR! OF WILL ,TEMMY AND FUNMI, I'M THERE CREATOR!........
Voice : Shurruuuup dia! You better continue the story cos people are waiting.....
Me: People ke? Where am I o!?
Voice : You're in a............hall. A big one.
Me: Haa! And people are here?
Voice : Hundreds and hundreds of them....... It is a collaborated kidnapping.... Oya people make una make some noise o!!!
People : YES O, BABSOPEY! WE DEY HERE BEFORE WE FRY OF SUSPENSE.........
Me: Which Hall is this? Which Hall?
Voice :.......... National Theatre.......
ME: Enh! National what!? Now, stop this nonsense! UNTIE me NOW!!....
Voice : O boy chill! I don untie you teytey!
Me:But my hands are still bound!
Voice : Yeye boy! Which tie you dey talk about? No be your TIE wey I commot take bind your eyes? You're Already UNTIED..........

Jokes apart, Babs, you are too much! You're part of the reasons I'm eagerly looking forward to tomorrow. Thanks so much. Thanks a million. For giving us something nice to look forward to in tomorrow.

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Literature / Re: My Final Year Love: Perfect Rejection Season 2 (MFYL PR2) by halexito(m): 10:47am On Oct 29, 2016
Babs! Babs! Babsopey!!! How many times did I call you? You are greater than you think o!
You got a very creative mind than many. You may not know it. I'm sure you are the reason many people sleep at night with smiles on their lips and a genuine yearn for tomorrow in their mind. [Ur updates].
You have the reservoir of dope story line creativity. Please, never allow it go to wasteful sleep.
Kunle Afolayan started from somewhere........
Babs, I sincerely and really hope to hear about you and your great exploits in the future....... Glad to be a part of this.......
Reach for the stars...not as a goal...........But as a ladder. We are waiting... The world is waiting......... It starts NOW..........

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Literature / Re: My Final Year Love: Perfect Rejection Season 2 (MFYL PR2) by halexito(m): 10:16pm On Oct 22, 2016
Phew! Babsopey , because of you I wish I can ⏩ fast-forward this night! You're good bro! So goodestically good! Lol
Literature / Re: My Final Year Love (MFYL) - First Season Of Perfect Rejection by Babsopey by halexito(m): 9:53am On Jul 28, 2016
Wow! You're obviously so talented. I love the twists and turns. You're so loaded with interesting dialogues and beautiful lines. Don't mind haters.! Keep flying!!
Celebrities / Re: Messi Goes Blonde: This New Hair Style Of Messi Will Keep U Speechless by halexito(m): 9:10am On Jul 25, 2016
Seriously, Messi have lost it. Now looks like a gang star or Spartacus....... No longer that innocent - looking guy we all love.
CR7.....You may be arrogant at times. But Thanks for standing firm. Tattoo less gentleman.
Politics / Re: LG Poll Holds Today In Ondo Without Main Opposition Party by halexito(m): 9:42am On Apr 23, 2016
Some people are just commenting here because of their hatred for APC. They simply know nothing about the state of Ondo State politic.
I no be politician. But I reside in Ondo State. 5 months worker's salaries, pensions and gratuities being owed despite the bailout funds received. Yet you have money to organize election that still has a case pending over it in court. Their are already names of the chairmen and councilors of the election on ground. Though the election has not even started.
We know how e dey go for Ondo State. This never about APC /PDP. It's a case of being taken for a ride again by Iroko, the people's betrayal.
Open your eyes, don't look at this through the glasses of political parties.

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