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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:34pm On May 06 |
Pegasus01: Such a very useless coach |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:14pm On May 06 |
Just imagine Sancho apologised to Ten Hag. He would’ve been coming on with Amad in the 86th minute at 4-0 down tonight. Instead, he’s 90 minutes away from a CL final 9 Likes 2 Shares |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:50pm On May 06 |
Useless coach |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 6th May 2024 by Jokerman(m): 9:27pm On May 06 |
This bald headed fraud don show us shege 12 Likes 2 Shares |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:25pm On May 06 |
If Man Utd lose this game, it will be 13 defeats in the league. First time in 35 years. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:20pm On May 06 |
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Is Saddened & Shocked By The Deportation Of Osun Indigenes By Lagos by Jokerman(m): 9:15pm On May 06 |
Who pays all these BAT social media keyboard warriors? 7 Likes 1 Share |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Jokerman(m): 8:54pm On May 06 |
Na Erik Bin Haram I blame sha |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:42pm On May 06 |
😂😂😂😂😂😂 What a failure of a coach |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 6th May 2024 by Jokerman(m): 8:16pm On May 06 |
As usual.... |
Crime / Re: My Mum Was Beaten With A Machete By A Man Owing Her Money by Jokerman(m): 7:59pm On May 06 |
Mikespecialone: I dey tell you bro... Everything got just end of any man do this to my mom 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: States With The Most Unqualified Teachers In Primary Schools — Statisense by Jokerman(m): 7:33pm On May 06 |
But if we don't put unqualified teachers in one government school, how else can we repay our party faithfuls for their work during elections?? 9 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: States With The Most Unqualified Teachers In Primary Schools — Statisense by Jokerman(m): 7:32pm On May 06 |
🇳🇬UNQUALIFIED TEACHERS IN BASIC EDUCATION, 2022 TOP 5 — ECCDE 1 🟤Bayelsa: 56% 2 🟣Ondo: 49% 3 ⚫Taraba: 48% 4 🟣Lagos: 47% 5 🟤Rivers: 45% PRIMARY SCHOOLS 1 🔴Kebbi: 40.4% 2 🟣Lagos: 40.4% 3 🟤Bayelsa: 38.3% 4 ⚫Borno: 37.8% 5 🟤Rivers: 37.3% JUNIOR SECONDARY SCHOOLS 1 🟤Edo: 37.2% 2 🟤Bayelsa: 37.2% 3 🟤Rivers: 34.8% 4 🟤Akwa Ibom: 34.5% 5 🔴Kaduna: 32.5% Bayelsa & Rivers! #Statisense (UBEC) 1 Like |
Politics / States With The Most Unqualified Teachers In Primary Schools — Statisense by Jokerman(m): 7:29pm On May 06 |
🇳🇬UNQUALIFIED TEACHERS IN PRIMARY SCHOOLS — 2022 TOP 12 1 🔴Kebbi: 40.4% 2 🟣Lagos: 40.4% 3 🟤Bayelsa: 38.3% 4 ⚫Borno: 37.8% 5 🟤Rivers: 37.3% 6 🔴Sokoto: 35.2% 7 🟣Ondo: 34.0% 8 ⚫Yobe: 32.7% 9 ⚫Taraba: 31.2% 10 🟣Ogun: 31.0% 11 🔴Zamfara: 30.8% 12 ⚫Gombe: 30.7% ⚫NE 🔴NW 🟤SS 🟣SW #Statisense (UBEC) |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:57pm On May 06 |
Jokerman: Foolish Ten Haram... Shey after Mou finished 2nd, was he not given Dalot, Fred and Grant... Ode bald head |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:56pm On May 06 |
🚨🚨🎙️| Erik ten hag on signing players at #mufc: “Apart from Jose Mourinho, the manager didn’t get the players they wanted, and that is what you need.” |
Religion / Re: Please, How Was Jesus Able To Ascend To Heaven? by Jokerman(m): 9:43am On May 06 |
Reflect7: God created all things for his pleasure; and for his pleasure they are and were created. Sm |
Sports / Re: Inter Miami's Lionel Messi Sets Two Records, In 5-Assist Game by Jokerman(m): 9:42pm On May 05 |
Throwback to when Cristiano Ronaldo dropped 4 assist in a single La liga game. 😳🔥
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Religion / Re: America Will Accept Islam And Become A Muslim Nation by Jokerman(m): 9:36pm On May 05 |
Lol... 😂🤣 |
Religion / Re: Please, How Was Jesus Able To Ascend To Heaven? by Jokerman(m): 9:32pm On May 05 |
The creator has power over his creation. Didn't you read he walked on water,made the lame work, made the blind receive their sight, Fed the hungry, resurrected from the dead and preached salvation to lost souls... So what is ascension that cannot be done? |
Education / Re: Do You Know The Meaning Of POLICE? by Jokerman(m): 9:30pm On May 05 |
Don't really care though |
Religion / Re: I Don't Go To Church Anymore Because I Don't Feel The Fire Anymore by Jokerman(m): 9:28pm On May 05 |
If you are really serious about looking for another bible believing church, and not that you have backslided because of small change... Here's a list of recommended churches.. 1. The Lord's Chosen 2. Deeper Life 3. Mountain of Fire 4. FourSquare Gospel Church 5. C.A.C 6. Apostolic Faith |
Politics / Re: Lagos Market Clash: Unions Threaten To Cut Tomato Supply To South by Jokerman(m): 8:45pm On May 05 |
Thankfully the Lagos state government has begun the process to start evicting and relocating these touts and agberos back to their states of origin in Osun, Ekiti, Kwara etc... Starting with Adeniji Eko under bridge tomorrow. So business owners and workers in Lagos, Agberos will soon be a thing of the past |
Sports / Re: Inter Miami's Lionel Messi Sets Two Records, In 5-Assist Game by Jokerman(m): 8:22pm On May 05 |
Chidolalar: Completion of football means you have won every award available in football both collective and individually. How many you've won doesn't matter, Have actually won it?? That's completion of football... Assuming Delima had a UCL, he would have completed it like Messi, Zidane, Beckenbauer, Cafu, Zanetti etc |
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Gets 66th Hat-Trick As He Reaches 890 Career Goals by Jokerman(m): 7:06pm On May 05 |
Gerard28: I'm talking of Europeans alone. |
Sports / Re: Inter Miami's Lionel Messi Sets Two Records, In 5-Assist Game by Jokerman(m): 7:03pm On May 05 |
Chidolalar: Bro... Have you forgotten that Zidane's goal against Leverkusen at the finals in 2002?? He won the UEFA club footballer of the year same year, as Madrid won the UCL....
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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Gets 66th Hat-Trick As He Reaches 890 Career Goals by Jokerman(m): 6:34pm On May 05 |
Gerard28: Yes, but Pessi is not European... Is he?? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:24pm On May 05 |
Jokerman: Honestly we need to kick Bin Haram out of this club😂 |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:23pm On May 05 |
🚨🚨🌕| JUST IN: #mufc have held talks with the agent of Real Madrid striker Joselu. The player’s priority is to stay at Madrid. [@MatteMoretto] |
Sports / Re: Inter Miami's Lionel Messi Sets Two Records, In 5-Assist Game by Jokerman(m): 6:23pm On May 05 |
Chidolalar: It was called uefa club footballer of the world then... The name changed. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:30pm On May 05 |
🚨 Man United defender Harry Maguire has picked up a muscle injury in training. United staff expect Maguire to be out for three weeks, hoping to be fit for FA Cup final vs Man City and the Euros. |
Sports / Re: Inter Miami's Lionel Messi Sets Two Records, In 5-Assist Game by Jokerman(m): 5:05pm On May 05 |
Chidolalar: UEFA Club Footballer of the Year: 2002 There was no FIFA club WC cup in his time... |
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