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Romance / Re: A Married Female Friend Asked Me Out Today by Lalas247(f): 11:56am On Oct 16, 2022
Solofresh2:


Sex is not a problem for me as [s]I know where to get it, but having sex with a married woman is a no no for me.
[/s]
What do you guys think over this issue?

Lol even managed to boost his dead ego undecided in the process... validation from dregs cry
Health / Re: HIV: My Narrow Escape From This Deadly Virus (Graphic Pics) by Lalas247(f): 11:51am On Oct 16, 2022
If you think that chinese paper is telling you negative lol
If you bang a chic raw in a wh@re house for that matter my guy.... the Hiv don dey before you knack this one cry

Rip � if you need funds for treatment holla ....

But hanging it Means you will still go back let me not waste my money.
Health / Re: HIV: My Narrow Escape From This Deadly Virus (Graphic Pics) by Lalas247(f): 11:45am On Oct 16, 2022
Life on death row cry
Family / Re: Ex-Husband Gives Current Husband Appreciation Gift For Taking Care Of His Kids by Lalas247(f): 2:07pm On Dec 29, 2021
Lol this is too funny
Nothing we will not see
Romance / Re: 3 Reasons To Walk Away When Faced With The Choice Of Proving Your Fertility by Lalas247(f): 2:05pm On Dec 29, 2021
tosyne2much:
I'm not going to give my daughter a hand in marriage to any man that brings the pregnancy before wedding shit
sad
Romance / Re: Stop Looking For Virgins And Get Married Guys, You Can't Eat Ur Cake And Have It by Lalas247(f): 2:04pm On Dec 29, 2021
Slow connection...

Can't even keep up .. wheew the ghetto grin

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Romance / Re: Stop Looking For Virgins And Get Married Guys, You Can't Eat Ur Cake And Have It by Lalas247(f): 2:02pm On Dec 29, 2021
Came here to laugh one dead ting just bored me to death grin

Love and light grin

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Romance / Re: Stop Looking For Virgins And Get Married Guys, You Can't Eat Ur Cake And Have It by Lalas247(f): 2:01pm On Dec 29, 2021
Nyascobar1414:


ohh she said when you have 30 mil you quote again,..
This is a feature of an old HAG...
Why cant you bishes, stop advertising your work
Your mum is an.old hag shame she cant match dem funds though...

Men u're boring me ...
Spin on it
Deuces wasteman
Get a good job too so ur pain doesn't spill on threads
Romance / Re: Stop Looking For Virgins And Get Married Guys, You Can't Eat Ur Cake And Have It by Lalas247(f): 2:00pm On Dec 29, 2021
Nyascobar1414:


ohh... Bad parenting caused this shii...
But what was bleeped can never be unfucked...
Shamed loose girl..
You dont deserve a bride price...
Shiloh nkor...
Is this suppose to be an insult

Please do better, right now I'm laughing grin
Chatting pure sh!t please make sense biko.
Food / Re: What Is The Name Of This Bush Meat We Caught Today? by Lalas247(f): 1:56pm On Dec 29, 2021
shocked disgusting
Romance / Re: My Lady Made A Mess At A Hotel by Lalas247(f): 1:54pm On Dec 29, 2021
Ishilove:

He is a bastard son of a thousand fathers
I agree .....
Plenty on this thread cry
Romance / Re: Stop Looking For Virgins And Get Married Guys, You Can't Eat Ur Cake And Have It by Lalas247(f): 1:54pm On Dec 29, 2021
Hamiltonii:


You sound like a "borehole" or drum!
Just like your mother and her mother, and the rest of everybfemale in your family, learnt from the best but you already know this..... hence why that's the first thing u think of ... my dear heal grin
Go seek attention elsewhere kid or when you have over 30mil quote me
Romance / Re: My Lady Made A Mess At A Hotel by Lalas247(f): 1:51pm On Dec 29, 2021
Ishilove:

No, your mother is a slut, that is why you think a stranger on the internet is a slut like her. You see your mother in every woman
Gaddamnit grin

Just buried the guy... 'drops flowers over grave' cry

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Romance / Re: My Lady Made A Mess At A Hotel by Lalas247(f): 1:49pm On Dec 29, 2021
Bitchiamjay:


lol wait a minute! How come you only show your aśś only during Xmas season?
It's the season cheesy
Just free nothing to do decided to check out the famous forum....
How u dey, dis place still dey pop or make I no waste time
Romance / Re: Five Types Of Women That May Cheat by Lalas247(f): 1:48pm On Dec 29, 2021
sammirano:


Am calm now cheesy
You deserve it joor wink
Romance / Re: Stop Looking For Virgins And Get Married Guys, You Can't Eat Ur Cake And Have It by Lalas247(f): 1:47pm On Dec 29, 2021
Nyascobar1414:


Sounding a bit pained and guilty
Who broke your virginity and still dumped you?
Your fada cheesy omo oshi
Romance / Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by Lalas247(f): 1:47pm On Dec 29, 2021
folake4u:


Damn! Lalas where have you been? shocked smiley
Motherhood, life, biz you know na
How have you been? X

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Romance / Re: Stop Looking For Virgins And Get Married Guys, You Can't Eat Ur Cake And Have It by Lalas247(f): 12:31am On Dec 29, 2021
Myketuale:


Boss you made a whole lot of sense...
You just hit the nail on the head.
God bless you.
I shared n like your comment after reading ur first paragraph.. because I believe the remaining paragraph will mk more sense..



Enter his a$s and lick it some more ... kai... have some shame
Romance / Re: Stop Looking For Virgins And Get Married Guys, You Can't Eat Ur Cake And Have It by Lalas247(f): 12:29am On Dec 29, 2021
Nyascobar1414:
And ladies should stop looking for rich guys... Go and marry broke guys also... If not, our mothers would have not been married, cos most of our dads were broke during the initial years of courtship....
How you gonn' see that?

Despite all these, I cant marry a non virgin.. If only if I wont pay a bride price..

Cos its makes no sense going to marry a gabbage that was digged by a nigga in exchange of 2k,5k, indomie and egg... And I will now pay upto 2million naira... As in there is no sense in it now...
If only the parent of the so called bride will not collect a bride price..
Then some guys wont mind the virginity aspect...

Though people are different, they can overlook her sexual past...
But, for me, its a no no deal...
Y'all are gonn' be surprise those niggs that dig em will want a virgin to settle down with...

A used girl is meant for flirting..
Virgins are meant to be settled down with...

Non virgins and frustrated hoes... Make una no carry una frustration follow me oo .. Mbok, abeg

peace!

Sounding a bit broke to me grin

Who hurt u??

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Romance / Re: Five Types Of Women That May Cheat by Lalas247(f): 12:26am On Dec 29, 2021
sammirano:
You people are all mad. Giving women unnecessary attention. If she wants to cheat, let her do it. Its her loss. Whats wrong with the set of foolish and worthless guys we have now! That was how one bastard was singing "who am i wey you love like this" bunch of a damned generation. Spits on you!

grin grin grin

Ekaite .... bring cold drink here please ...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester City Vs Liverpool (1 - 0) On 28th December 2021 by Lalas247(f): 12:23am On Dec 29, 2021
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Romance / Re: My Lady Made A Mess At A Hotel by Lalas247(f): 12:16am On Dec 29, 2021
Ekiate ..... come and summarise this trash please grin
Orisirisi Super story....

Proof or you know the rest..
Don't quote me quote ur mama tongue

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Romance / Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by Lalas247(f): 12:12am On Dec 29, 2021
pocohantas:


The werey no come enjoy shawarma wey im buy because for im mind, na Sodom and Gomorrah e buy am. grin

grin grin I'm screaming lol
Romance / Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by Lalas247(f): 12:10am On Dec 29, 2021
eduj:


bro you're out of your depth. Yes indecency is the norm of the day, but hypocrisy is part of that norm too.

What am trying to say is that what you saw in that menu is what it truly states- wet pussy and blowjobs are truly a cocktail . If you doubt me, order one.

And to think most of those commenting on this thread are ignorant of the fact

A star cool

Lol the bushery on this thread is alarming... bare rotten minds pon screen... also some people need to leave their local village and travel more .. lard have marci

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Romance / Re: My girlfriend ass is too big.pls what do I do . Pics added by Lalas247(f): 4:06pm On Dec 28, 2020
Escabado:


But it true that our girls down here has nothing to offer. U live in London can 25 to 3o years old girl in London without any legitimate income be thinking and praying to have a husband that will come be paying all her bills . Is that not a scam

To be honest with you....
Yes from 16 over here we already have jobs well those that want one ... it's easier over here to secure a job if qualified for the role..
But

Don't get it twisted .... we do have ladies who will not work or do any form of labour and expects her man to take care of her.. the issue is guys with money here dont mind and dont complain infact no ones gives a sh!t if she is a gold digger you look elsewhere .. everyday girls go to dubai from London what you think they are doing there lol the difference is chics dont get dragged over her but in Nigeria you lot take it too far ...
There are working class ladies everywhere in that place where you work find a single female there dat within your tax bracket cheesy

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Romance / Re: My girlfriend ass is too big.pls what do I do . Pics added by Lalas247(f): 4:02pm On Dec 28, 2020
decatalyst:


But it's the truth.

You hear something like "I want a man that can take care of me, friends and family" I want a loving and CARING man that would love me for who I am. Really, love you for being demanding, entitled, and jobless
I find it hard to believe though....
Do you think the economy, society, is to blame?
Don't get me wrong I know and have seen some females in that age bracket who just want a rich man period but I have also seen graduates who are seriously seeking employment but all doors are closee to them .... what should they do ( Nigerians hold on to traditions and back way back womem did nothing but be housewives ( maybe sell small crops or learn some form of trade but men were the providers....now yall complain make it make sense ) you can pick on tradition and disregard another ...


How many guys can testify to meeting a lady whose has nothing going for her but wants a relationship and wealth.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Lalas247(f): 3:41pm On Dec 28, 2020
Lol man threw a whole palm tree grin

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Romance / Re: My girlfriend ass is too big.pls what do I do . Pics added by Lalas247(f): 3:39pm On Dec 28, 2020
konkonbilo:
Lol.. Naija gals don suffer for this site.
Ahhhhh ....
I'm laughing so hard here ....
Romance / Re: My girlfriend ass is too big.pls what do I do . Pics added by Lalas247(f): 3:37pm On Dec 28, 2020
Escabado:
This is not to bash women but this is clear truth .is only in Nigeria you will see a 25 to 30 years girl , she doesn't have a job , no business or skill but she wants to get married . My question bro her is What exactly is she going to a man's house to do.i guess to go and empty his bank account. I have thought about this and came to realize dat our girls are scam tools used to extort money from men . You will see a girl well dressed and looking beautiful go close to her and see she has absolutely nothing to offer you or increase your fiance, rather she will reduce the money u have immediately you start been in a relationship with her. And they keep praying to have a husband when they don't have a job .

Who else have noticed this

Lmao
Honestly this sh!t is so funny .... grin

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Romance / Re: Guess Who's This (pics Added) by Lalas247(f): 3:31pm On Dec 28, 2020
lefulefu:
cheesy cheesy chai
Lol The lie shift my wig honestly grin

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Lalas247(f): 3:30pm On Dec 28, 2020
mariahAngel:


A new Nigerian President.
Jesus is lord my money aint that long grin haven't even got to private jet level yet ... smiley
Only God can perform that type of miracle...
Business / Re: Adama Indimi And Husband, Malik Ado-Ibrahim Pre-Wedding Photos by Lalas247(f): 3:29pm On Dec 28, 2020
Bitchiamjay:

Lol, I still need more time. Enough about me, have you found the bearded love of your life? grin
Married o .... long time ago where have you been
We waiting on yours

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