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Phones / Re: Leagoo M8/M8 Pro Discuss Thread by memyselfandI: 11:57pm On Jun 05, 2017
bobo65:



Wow
Dat was fast
Please, what's the way forward? I tracked my phone and it shows that it arrived destination post I. e Nigeria since 26th May yet I haven't been contacted to come for collection.

I called nipost customer care and the guy that responded said they don't have my tracking number in their system. He said the item has not arrived. What do I do?
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by memyselfandI: 9:19am On Apr 05, 2017
Good morning house, please how can I successfully open an account on aliexpress? I tried opening one and got stuck trying to input the captcha. I kept trying but it wasn't correct.
PS: I was using a phone to open the account, could this be a reason?

Cc Rokidmart, proteinO, Noobody et al.
Phones / Re: Hi Guys, Pls I Get 35k Which Good Phone I Fit Buy by memyselfandI: 11:08am On Mar 05, 2017
timbros:


Around 2 weeks to arrive.

I get calls/sms to come collect my items. But for some stuffs, they bring it to my door.
Hi timbros, pls I want to order a similar phone like yours. What process did you go through? Did you fund your alipocket to purchase it or u paid directly with your visa card?
Business / Re: From BUDDING To MEGA F.M.C.G DISTRIBUTORSHIP Status (Upcountry Only) by memyselfandI: 12:53am On Jan 02, 2017
Thumbs up Karin001, I have been looking forward to this. Following seriously!
Business / Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by memyselfandI: 11:42am On Sep 17, 2016
Ewenla202:
@MemyselfandI: Get somebody to put you through photoshop. Just download enough training videos from Youtube.

Thanks @ Ewenla202.
Business / Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by memyselfandI: 12:54pm On Sep 16, 2016
Sarahn:


No. Unless the book is romantic tragedy(the black theme says it all), no.
No no no no no.
no.
Fonts/font effect: no
Photo:no
Images: No!

It was translated from which language? Romance (I am assuming that your genre is romance) covers are colourful and scream escapism, even if they end sadly(in most cases, not.). Silhouettes [that is, what you used] (shadow images) are usually only used in thriller genres.


My tip: Look for romance covers and try to imitate them.

@ Sarahn, please can you mentor me on ebook cover desıgn. I really want to know how to do thıs professıonally. Please be so kınd to oblıge.
Regards.
Business / Re: Start Your F.M.C.G Distribution Business With N20,000 Initial Capital by memyselfandI: 9:30am On Sep 15, 2016
cc karın001, please consıder those outsıde Lagos. Thanks.
Business / Re: Outsource Online Jobs Here (fiverr,upwork,freelance,pph,truelance,etc) by memyselfandI: 4:19pm On Sep 14, 2016
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Family / Re: How Do I Stop The Excesses Of This Guy Staying With Us? by memyselfandI: 8:50pm On Aug 21, 2016
OgaSirAde:
Am shocked to see people react cos someone came here to say her side of the story and most people are taking sides with her.

The truth is this might be real but what if op is majorly at fault, what if shes not the accomodating type? what if she is the type that does not want any member of the her husband family stay with them? what if shes too harsh? what if shes too lazy and wants the chores done by the inlaw? what if shes is wicked not to give him food or what she serves him even a rat will not appreciate it? etc

Never be a victim of one-side emotion or expression i have and learnt my lesson, since the guy is not here to make his comments, then it better we all are neutral.

Oga, what ıf ıt truly happened lıke OP saıd? What ıf the boy dıd all she saıd?

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Family / Re: How Do I Stop The Excesses Of This Guy Staying With Us? by memyselfandI: 5:50pm On Aug 21, 2016
Rossy99:
for how long shld i keep telling an adult wat to do?wat i tell him 2da he wud still wait for me to tell him 2mao nd d following day.am more of an introvert so i dnt like to talk much instead i do my tin but my countenance wud change nd i dnt lik to talk wen am angry.for sometime nw,i av not b telling him to do anytin/correct him but is he not suppose to knw dt am not ok wit wat he is duin

I can totally relate to thıs. In my own case, we (hubby and I) allowed her to fully dısplay herself for a year then we told her not to return to our house agaın.

She was shocked. She couldn't belıeve her eyes. She thought she was takıng us on a fool's rıde not knowıng we were just watchıng her dısplay what "they" told her to do. Imagıne.... for my house.

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Family / Re: How Do I Stop The Excesses Of This Guy Staying With Us? by memyselfandI: 5:41pm On Aug 21, 2016
greatgod2012:




Call him and talk to him like a brother. Assure him that he's safe with you. Let him know that you love him and that you will appreciate him if he can reciprocate the love by respecting you and doing the right thing at home.

Give examples of what he does that do not go well with you, and with anyone he might have to live with after leaving your place, which he too can never accept from anybody.

Share life experiences with him.

Hopefully, he will turn a new leaf.

I just came out of a sımılar case. Issues lıke thıs arıse when the person travels and people start "puttıng" thıngs ınto theır head. They come back totally transformed(negatıvely) and you begın to wonder where you went wrong.

P.s. I actually dıd all you lısted above. Can you belıeve she was actually recordıng and reportıng to her pple the number of tımes that I advıce her yet no change. All I say wıll leave through the other ear.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Chemistry Igcse(teaching) by memyselfandI: 3:55pm On Jul 01, 2016
homies100:
Hello, just check the google for the format or better still check the IGCSE learning objectives and develop your lesson note from there. U can try xtremepapers.com. Don't let anybody scam you with any application.

@homies100, please are you an IGCSE certified teacher? If yes, what does it entail to become one? If you are not and you know the process of becoming one, kindly let me know.

Thanks in advance.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Chemistry Igcse(teaching) by memyselfandI: 12:18am On Jul 01, 2016
davepepple83:
I am not talking about the IGCSE syllabus but the format of writing the lesson note based on IGCSE standard..My email is davepepple83@yahoo.com.You can as well send me the syllabus) Thank you immencely.

@davepepple, please inform me if you finally get it. I also need it.

I wish you success in your interview.
Education / Urgent Please: How Can I Be An Igcse Certified Teacher? by memyselfandI: 11:00am On Jun 28, 2016
Please fellow nairalanders, how can I be an IGCSE certified teacher? Please outline the process(es) I have to follow to attain this certification.

If you are an IGCSE certified teacher, please put me through. Thanks in advance.
Health / Re: Pregnant After Trying To Conceive (ttc)?pls Come In To Chat/share With Others!! by memyselfandI: 4:27pm On Jun 24, 2016
:PCongrats @Udoka2, I know you from way back
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Solve npower.gov.ng registration Issues Here by memyselfandI: 10:46am On Jun 24, 2016
canymix:
npower health is no longer there...am i the only person

@canymix, any success regarding you registration for npower Health?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Solve npower.gov.ng registration Issues Here by memyselfandI: 11:01am On Jun 22, 2016
vocalprince:
I entered my course of study. Try it anyways. #my50kobo sha.
Which of the programmes did you apply for?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Solve npower.gov.ng registration Issues Here by memyselfandI: 10:47am On Jun 22, 2016
Teeagu:
Abeg very urgent, where dem put "degree" na watin make I put, trying to apply for someone don't know what. No insult please just wanna know.
Skip if u can't tell. Thanks

Please which programme did u choose for the person? If it is npower-Teach, how did click on it? I didn't see it in the first page. Thanks.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Solve npower.gov.ng registration Issues Here by memyselfandI: 9:42am On Jun 22, 2016
Good morning all, please I can't seem to find npower Teach on the programme listed on http://portal.npower.gov.ng/apply/. I can only see npower build, creative , Tech software and Tech hardware. I want to apply for npower teach, how do I go about it?
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by memyselfandI: 11:45am On Jun 20, 2016
Florena:
Hello everyone, I'm 20weeks gone and I'm officially registering as #teamNovember, I've nt had any MS so far, in fact I eat anything palatable, even b4 I started showing dh was doubting my pregnancy saying I connived with d doctor to extort money from him! Funny!! As a ftm, and considering my age, (a little over 20) I'm surprisingly ready for delivery, I dnt knw where d energy is coming from, I'm nt scared one bit. I already have a workout plan of how everything will go, I will practically give birth myself, lol, because I already have those nurses in mind, I won't allow them to push me around.
Let me share some of my plans:
I'm going to be on my feet and start walking immediately I feel contraction or see mucus plug
No going to d hospital no matter how strong d contraction is except if my water breaks early, or if I'm 5mins apart, reason is I feel dat wen dey start inserting hand every hour it causes more pain.
No doctor is going to keep me on d bed, wen it's time to push I pray baba God give me d strength to be on my feet, gravity can help.
My MIL, mum and husband are just making jest of me saying wen labour comes I won't even remember all these. Last week dey forced me to one iya alagbo (traditional) house, dat one was just pressing my stomach anyhow, if u see how I vex for dem saying d mama want to dent my baby's head.
Mama zaynie I go register ooo, just cool ur mind.
Sorry for d long post, ema binu!

cc zaynie, what is your take on this "SUPA" woman? I know you are capable.

(I for chook mouth for the mata, but na peep i still dey peep)
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Confessed She's HIV+ After I Proposed To Her. Please, Help by memyselfandI: 9:47am On Jun 20, 2016
@Gasout, is this the same girl you talked about in one of your threads about needing a relationship coach to advise you? If she is the one, the signs were there, you were carried away by love(not your fault though).

Remember she didnt give you a concrete reason for breaking up with her ex and she hinted you about "something" she will tell anyone she is "serious" with. You should have pressed her further to find out that "something".
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Waec Coordination for May/June 2016 starts Thursday,16th 2016 by memyselfandI: 10:15am On Jun 14, 2016
Randy91:
Anyone in PH?....PH is only one center PH got as seen from d list of centers,,,,,pls who has marked in PH before,,,,pls quote me and update me ooooo

any info yet?
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by memyselfandI: 12:43pm On Jun 13, 2016
@iyabetajos, words cannot express how sad I feel now. I can't bring your BELOVED back, but God knows best. I cried upon seeing that post, though you dont know me I have been silently following this thread. I had to come out for YOU.

Please DO NOT LOSE TRUST IN GOD. I understand it's going to be a trying time for you, but please HOLD ON TO GOD, THE SOURCE OF ALL LIFE.

Sis, you shall smile again very soon by God's grace. May God's peace and blessing be upon your household. It is well.

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Family / Re: Have You Been Betrayed Before? by memyselfandI: 9:54am On Apr 15, 2016
Sijo01:


@bold, you saw it coming. The pain of the betrayal will be less compare to when you're taken by surprise.

I've been there, trust me, I never saw it coming. I am still surprised and in doubt how people can easily lay down the trust bestowed on them for personal gain and favour.

How did I cope? The matter took me out of the environment for one month and I formatted my memory of anything concerning that environment. The calls and support from people there helped a lot. I took a trip out of the state to unwind. I came back after one month glowing and a better person. I never made reference to what happened nor let it show in me. Two months later, the 'architect' left the environment.

#Godwin# so, brace up and hold your head up high!

I like your spirit.
Family / Re: Have You Been Betrayed Before? by memyselfandI: 11:49am On Apr 14, 2016
jashar:


My dear, if you want friends, show yourself friendly no need to run naaa grin. Lord knows pretence is far from me that's why I've got a few loyal peeps. If as a person, you're not pretentious, it won't take long to weed out fake people from your life.
'sides, trust they say is earned. I make sure they earn my trust; the small one I'm giving them. grin. Which took years....

I am friendly, but don't go overboard. The catch is that I can easily detect a fake person. Due to this, I wont spend so much time with such a person because all I will see written over that person is "FAKE".

I am not trying to paint myself as a saint, but once my intuition tells me that someone is not real, on the long run it turns out to be true. My conscience will not allow me backstab a friend, what joy will I derive?
Family / Re: Who Is Your Best Friend And Why? by memyselfandI: 10:33pm On Apr 13, 2016
The old man at the back...
Family / Re: Have You Been Betrayed Before? by memyselfandI: 10:16pm On Apr 13, 2016
jashar:


my dear, what can we do? Just keep loving and giving as always. I can't count how many times I've put myself out for people only for those same people to treat me with disdain. No wahala now, we live, we learn and we love.
The confidence I have is that God can never betray me.
As long as I have God, I tanda gidiba. No shaking. cheesy


But in all fairness, there are still those friends that bring a smile to my heart and are loyal to the nines. I'm blessed to have genuine friends in my life. Sincerely. kiss

I really don't keep close friends because from experience I have found them not trustworthy, pretentious and jealous. I prefer casual acquitance, if the person wants to get too close, I stylishly withdraw to avoid "stories that touch". This time around I let my guards down, and I was unfortunately stabbed. I am still in shock, how can people change easily?

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Family / Re: Have You Been Betrayed Before? by memyselfandI: 10:04pm On Apr 13, 2016
goldbim:
Awwww,pele dearie..it happens..the truth is there's no true friend anywhere,not that they really care, they are only interested in details as a topic for their gossip...it could be painful but life goes on!!be a friend to yourself...

Exactly, they pretend to care so as to extract details for their gossip, and they will continue to ask for more details so as to "help" you.

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