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Music/Radio / Please, Who Knows This Song, The Artiste's Name And How I Can Get It? by Miserablemee: 7:08am On Mar 05, 2018 |
I don't really know the full lyrics, but here is the little I know. Them say p square album wey dey hit anyhowThem say arsenal go soon go soon go relegation 2pac go soon resurrect naso them say no be me say na them say no be say na them say |
Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by Miserablemee: 5:49pm On Feb 17, 2018 |
BlowJobs:Thanks baba. Hustlersinstinct Don'tgiveup |
Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by Miserablemee: 3:55pm On Feb 17, 2018 |
Bossman: Good day sir. I have a B.A. in English Language and Literary Studies and I am currently a serving corps member. I would like to switch to IT but, to be honest with you, I hate and don't know math. I have thought about getting a CCNA routing and switching certification; do you think I can be able to achieve that even with my math deficiency[dyscalculia]? I will be greatful, if there is another field in It you can recommend. |
Romance / Re: Hilarious Facebook Slay Queen Wall(photos) by Miserablemee: 7:59am On Feb 16, 2018 |
I know her, that's how she behaves even in real life. |
Phones / Re: See The List Of Most Downloaded Apps On Play Store So Far In 2018 by Miserablemee: 7:54am On Feb 16, 2018 |
The story of your life. I know why my heart is not following but my the head is good plus us mod we know your father's left ball is broken and she has a prove. To be continue later tomorrow. |
Romance / Re: Guys, 7 Things We Need To Stop Doing This Year – Nigeria Online Business by Miserablemee: 8:15pm On Feb 11, 2018 |
Those the main reasons . . . at 30. 1 Like
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Celebrities / Re: Lady Tattoos Davido's Face On Her Chest by Miserablemee: 8:06pm On Feb 11, 2018 |
Ohmygosh! ! nearly gave one of my balls, after now someone will come and say buhari is a dullard. She gave her chest anyway . . . so 3 Likes
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Celebrities / Re: Michelle Gentry Stuns In Makeup Photos As Mercy Aigbe Gushes Over Her Daughter by Miserablemee: 5:22pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
Does she work in a paint factory . . . so dark even the paint could not lighten her. 4 Likes
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Family / Re: Photo Of Twins Who Are Married To Twins And Gave Birth Together by Miserablemee: 2:25pm On Feb 09, 2018 |
modelmike7:are you a man or a woman? |
Politics / Re: Yusuf Buratai Is Dead (Father Of Tukur Yusuf Buratai) by Miserablemee: 11:22am On Feb 09, 2018 |
THANK GOD.
GOOD RIDdance.
9 more to go. 3 Likes |
Literature / Re: Life Of A Shy Guy by Miserablemee: 4:47pm On Feb 08, 2018 |
Damn! I did not even know that the story ended long time ago and I am here ranting. Infant, wherever you are, God bless you. ALL THE INTROVERTS in the house, let us not allow this thread die off like that. Let's encourage each other with our regrets, fears, passions, lovelife and our quotidian events. Probably, one of us will one day be like Christian; I will proudly leave that comfort zone and experience outside reality. I have so many abadoned project[literary works], stopped drawing cause I thought I couldn't do better, never used my singing skill in public except in the room or the bathroom[ though I have chosen to be a music blogger instead cause I am a sucker for it]. Have been single all my life, except for the times some lady decided to upgrade my status. Besides, I love here, I can sell Nigeria for you, but the serious countenance and action I always keep will never make you believe I can love. There are more I would like to share with y'all if you are interested just quote me. INFANT BABA, NA U GO BE OUR MODERATOR. My moniker was as a result of my dull and odious life. |
Literature / Re: Life Of A Shy Guy by Miserablemee: 3:02pm On Feb 08, 2018 |
Op more oil to your brain. shy INTROVERTS are just miserable 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Life Of A Shy Guy by Miserablemee: 2:57pm On Feb 08, 2018 |
Twenty47:I think you mean introverts not shy guys. Introverts are logical and calculative thinkers, men of few words but always on point. They are emotional, but they always allow reasoning cloud their judgment. 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Life Of A Shy Guy by Miserablemee: 1:56pm On Feb 08, 2018 |
Makenno: when you said the first day you tried wooing a lady was very embarassing, I tried picturing you probably stammering. Bro, I have been a shy guy since 10[don't know why it happened so, I guess it was because of the death of my dad] though I always concealed it with a straight face. In my Jss1 days, I would always do all my best to evade my class captain who I had a crush on-- never mind taking long routes just to make sure we didn't see each other, funnily enough, she never knew I existed. In my Sss2, I had a crush on a girl whose picture I saw in our church magazine. Like always, I tried to evade her whenever I saw her and likewise, she never knew me. I ended up carrying the torch for her for complete 2 years and the day I decided to man up and approach her at the behest of my friends, I blamed my ancestors. After walking behind her for some minutes, I moved closer and said 'hi', she responded, I can't really remember the banter that ensued, but I remember for sure, that at a point, I started stuttering and this girl tried suppressing her laughter but she unable to hold it, so she had to LOL. Honestly, if I had a gun at that moment, I would have ended my life. As she was laughing, I discovered that I was still alive and unscathed, from no where, I got courage and I ended up talking with her, but that single act marred everything. After then, whenever I saw her, I always kept a straight face. In my first year in uni, I made a good result which actually actracted the most beautiful and curvy lady in my dpt to me, though I think she had always liked me even though we never had any contact. 'A whole me', I wondered. To be honest with y'all [am shy to say this], she approached me, collected my number and called me. As time passed, she insisted on going to my place but I always gave her 1 excuse or another until the day my village people remembered me. A friend invited me to his elder bro's birthday where I drank myself under the table. Being on cloud 9ne, I called her and started reprimanding her for not visiting me, apparently, she knew I am a shy guy and that I was drunk. So she pleaded with my friends to take good care of me. The next day, I remembered what I had done, but I couldn't stay back at home because I was dam.n serious with studies then. Devil is indeed mischievious bro, that WAS THE DAY I WAS RAPED. Chai. I had so many yanshing op2nitis right in my room, but I was just too stupid and foolish to initiate anyone until one bold girl came and used[seks everyday except on holidays] me for a whole year until I was able to free myself from the bondage and started seks starving myself, sometimes, I jerk off. Truth is, telling people you are shy helps a lot. Am a serving corp member teaching in 1 fed govt college here in Nigeria. How I am able to do this[teach] is a decision I made. Taking those actions you dread most is the only solution. Though am still single now, I must make sure I fill that space soon. But Op, you are goot at impromptu lying and for y'all looking for errors why not turn a movie critic and at least help our movie industry or don't y'all know what we call SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF. |
NYSC / Re: Why Is It Challenging For Corpers To Save N10k From N19,800 Allawee? by Miserablemee: 6:56pm On Feb 03, 2018 |
hadura29:see question o, it is 19800[u answered it yasef] |
Computers / Re: We Sell Perfectly Working Fairly Used Laptop's screen, hard drive, ram etc here by Miserablemee: 9:14am On Jan 29, 2018 |
Kunleforreal:bro, how much can I get a hp coreI5, 15inch, 4gb ram[upgradable], 500HDD, strong ba3, dedicated graph LAPTOp? 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: 5 Most Popular Car Brands In Nigeria by Miserablemee: 7:11am On Jan 29, 2018 |
I just want you to know that no matter how you arrange the list, Buharia will still be your president until next year[maybe, I can't assure you that]. |
Romance / Re: Ladies Are You Cool With Guys Grabbing Your Backside In Public? (Photo) by Miserablemee: 10:15pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
Am I the only one that thinks sexdolls have already been in existence even before 500AD. After they will be shouting feminism. 6 Likes |
Crime / Re: Kogi Thieves Set Boy On Fire In Order Not To Identify Them Over A Stolen Phone by Miserablemee: 12:57pm On Jan 19, 2018 |
That's what you see when you are in a Shithole Planet. Here on Mars, we don't see such. We kill bad people long before they are bone. If God really cares, let him/her wipe all the evil men on earth. 10 Likes
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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-kayode Reacts To Benue Killings - Someone In APC Finally Making Sense by Miserablemee: 9:34am On Jan 04, 2018 |
omenkaLives:I want you to go back and read what you read. Did you really say 'Benue people can take care of themselves'--that's not thoughtful of you, bro, why then has the government promised us security. Subsequently, you made mention of FFK being silent on the killing of the people returning from church on New Year Eve-- bro, those people are unknown gunmen, and if you have any vital info , you can voice it out so that the killing in Rivers[perpetrated by Apc N Pdp hoodlums] can end. Let's forget tribe and religion and speak the truth anytime, anywhere. Even Trump has Whites strongly against his policies, likewise Obama. Only with truth, can Nigeria be a developed nation. 4 Likes |
Autos / Re: Amazing Images Of Abandoned Car Dealership And Cars Around The World by Miserablemee: 7:12am On Jan 02, 2018 |
Dog and fowl no get shame at all, na so them go dey born anyhow like human being, even goat of all creature dey born only one. Wetin one fowl dey do with 12 children. 18 Likes 2 Shares |
Autos / Re: Some Funny But True Quotes About Cars(Photos) by Miserablemee: 3:31am On Jan 01, 2018 |
True, I would rather sex Starve in a Lamborghini than sex 3Genevieve in a Caravan... |
Romance / Re: How To Handle Sugar Ants. by Miserablemee: 11:25pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Bros, abeg transfa the pics them to me I won jerk off on them. Na beg I dey. My body don dey hot. No recommend google o. I wont Nigerian babes. I dey Adamawa now. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: New Year Celebration Around The World (Photos) by Miserablemee: 10:55pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Include our own o [appointing the dead to control the living in the land of the living], imagine. Amazing. I know I will experience civilization this advanced one day-- not in Nigeria though, cause the wait alone will definitely be the death of me. Please who undestands what I just said.../wrote? 10 Likes |
Business / Re: Palm Oil Investors Raise Alarm Over Dumping From W/african Countries by Miserablemee: 8:05am On Dec 22, 2017 |
Just Imagine; even ordinary fish we cannot produce. Why will they not dump their flooded Cars in Africa when our meats and beefs have too much oil. After, you will say you are not miserable. 1 Like 1 Share |
Culture / Re: PHOTOS: Virgin Ladies Flaunt Bare Boobs At A Festival In Rivers State (18+) by Miserablemee: 3:00am On Dec 18, 2017 |
OrestesDante:you are just being miserable and loathing the fact that you are an African man[monkey]. if they are backward as you imagine, where are those white ladies that move about only in pants at Brazil carnivals or the ones in paints and a huge wing-like object strapped behind them, frontward, I guess. You are not as wise as you think you are. Btw, who certified these ladies virgin? 3 Likes
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Celebrities / Re: Man Spotted Wearing A G String Pant At A Restaurant (pics) by Miserablemee: 12:41pm On Dec 13, 2017 |
NwaAmaikpe:but bros, i no know weda pesin don tel u b4; I jus won tel u say--u go sell wella if u CRASE. |
NYSC / Re: No Mdas Should Reject NYSC Corps Members- Ugwuanyi Warns by Miserablemee: 8:57am On Dec 12, 2017 |
emperorchedda:be greatful he even pays the 5k, some godammit govt here in north don't pay a penny; e.g kano where i serve, the slowpoke promised 5k and has not fulfilled it. |
Politics / Re: Response To Martin Elechi's Careless Verbal Attacks On Umahi by Miserablemee: 8:05pm On Nov 21, 2017 |
Umahi is a blessing. With his ascension, we have the like of pato, humblesmith, n tekno elevating; even Nairaland has some Ebonyi members worth reckoning. God bless Ebonyi n umahi n nigeria. |
NYSC / Re: 2017 NYSC Batch B Stream 1 Call Up Letters Are Out. Indicate Your State Here by Miserablemee: 3:56pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
God bless you bro. Afamed: |
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