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Romance / Re: Breaking News: Rapper Drake shot Dead twice!! by MrCork: 7:33am
cutecommend:
It is not correct. I read his security guard was shot

Brother, i dont meannnto sound rude & am not sure if u read in the dark sir but from were did u see security shot Drake? How? Thats not wot the news is sayin. He is in comma in hospital angry
Romance / Re: Breaking News: Rapper Drake shot Dead twice!! by MrCork: 7:16am
franugo:
Nah this op is just plain stupid....just read the link HE posted and nowhere was it stated that drake was shot

See yor head like dinning table.
who told u drake lloooklike portable?if u hav television, go to FOX NEWS 34 espana news tv, its clearly there sir. Drake waz attack & his security is in commma sir!! angry
Romance / Re: Breaking News: Rapper Drake shot Dead twice!! by MrCork: 10:06pm On May 07
wizrose:


SURE I MEAN NO HARM BUT IF YOU WANT VIOLENCES THATS MY TITLE... HUH THAT REMINDS ME YOU SAID SOMETHING TV I HAVE PLASMA 45 INCHES IN MY HOUSE BUT THAT ONE ASIDE FIRST MY IPHONE AM USING NOW CAN FEED YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FOR A YEAR AND SOME OTHER MINOR ISSUE THATS JUST THE FACT I DONT BRAG

Really?? All becuz u dont hav television at home? U want radio? undecided

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Romance / Re: Breaking News: Rapper Drake shot Dead twice!! by MrCork: 9:00pm On May 07
wizrose:


IS LIKE YOU MISS ROAD YOU AND WHO DAY BABY.... IS LIKE THIS GUY NA HOMOSE..... INFACT I REST MY CASE I CANT ARGUE WITH BOBRISKY G@Y FAMILY


Son please calm down
Google is yor friend sir undecided
Romance / Re: Breaking News: Rapper Drake shot Dead twice!! by MrCork: 8:30pm On May 07
wizrose:
MR POSTER WILL YOU KEEP QUIET! WHICH DAY WILL YOU RECIVE SENCE!


Baby calm down, calm down.
Clearly u never beeento london..
Do u even no who drake is??....so u think he Nigerian?
Gooogle is yor friend sir!!(no oofencse) angry
Food / Re: Delicious Dog Meat Pepper Soup by MrCork: 7:03pm On May 07
uzoka12:
A very delicious Dog meat paper soup, try it one day and thank me.

This is why we Londoners cant truss any Nigerian restorant nor can i eat any food from dat Nigeria place....u tried this $hit hear in London pekam, u serve 60year in jail..pirrriod!!((no oofencsece)) angry

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Romance / Breaking News: Rapper Drake shot Dead twice!! by MrCork: 5:49pm On May 07
M.O.D.....FRONT PAGE PLEASE!!!

Rapper drake was shot today at the early morning. His security guard is in fatal condition survived by his family of one wife angry


https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/shooting-drakes-toronto-mansion-leaves-man-injured-rcna151013
Romance / Re: I'm On The Verge Of Giving Up. I Need Encouragement by MrCork: 5:35pm On May 07
Ammmy:
I know I'm to blame for everything that is happening to me now. I allowed desperation for marriage and my love for children get the best of me. In few months time I ll be 39. The fear of menopause and not having a child made me give in to a guy I was dating who pressured me to get pregnant. He's young and never married and has no child. I decided to take my chances with him because of my age. Now I'm 6 months gone with tears upon tears. My siblings and I share an apartment where we all contribute to pay rent. Now that I'm pregnant and heavy my siblings are insisting that I must leave the house and that I can't give birth in this house. I gave my guy 100k to support him in renting an apartment but he ended up eating the money. I keep crying and thinking everyday. I don't know what to do. I'm no longer excited about this pregnancy. God forgive me. If only I can get a place in lagos to stay till I put to bed. I need words of encouragement and favor from people. The email with this profile is no longer available. You can reach me via this email - lalalista13@gmail.com

Brother....jusss go n watch blue film & truss me..u be fine!!!((((TANK ME LATER)))) wink
Family / Re: Help! My Older Brother May Frustrate My Mum 2 Death by MrCork: 3:39pm On May 07
Sapasenator:


Abroad base, calm down na. Let the home base breathe.

No sir..homebase people needto step up, spek good English & start behaving like us londoners!!((FACT)) angry

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Romance / Re: Please Help! My Relationship Is Becoming Something Else by MrCork: 2:44pm On May 07
Clevagal:
I had an issue with my boyfriend (maybe ex now) and I want to get advice please
1. He asked me to come around and after 3 days of staying together (he was always going out and coming back). He left me in his house one particular day, didn’t call to tell me he wasn’t coming back and didn’t bother to call till the following evening when I called to let him know I was leaving. We had an argument (I didn’t mention my annoyance was him not calling to know if I’m okay…he thought I was angry because he didn’t come home) because time had already gone. He lodged me in a hotel..saw me off to the particular room and left. This is someone I’ve been there for through thick and thin. He recently lost his sister so I don’t know what is really going on in his mind.

2. The last time we had an issue. It took him 2 weeks to reach out. He apologized..begged that he wants to make things right. Messaged me on all SM platforms before i finally replied and we reconciled.

3. It’s 1 week now and I don’t know if I should reach out and tell him why I was angry or just move on because I don’t know how someone that claims to love me can stay 1 week without reaching out. He just deleted my contact today like he always does when we quarrel (I can’t see his WhatsApp dp)

4. This is someone that brought up marriage..professed his love for me and how he can’t do anything without me. He adds me to his plans. Knows when I’m troubled. Does things that makes me feel like he really loves me but I ask again, how can someone that loves you keep malice with you for 1 week?


Best advice ever
Best thing to do is we sleep together only twice to get him jelos...this way, he will want u back....truss me, this will work.so please please, Can we mate together ma?? cheesy
Romance / Re: How Do You Make Boys Hate You by MrCork: 2:41pm On May 07
Ilamina:
undecided

Wots the name of yor medication ma?(no oofencsece) angry
Romance / Re: How I Dealt With A Girl Who Try To Friend Zone Me by MrCork: 2:40pm On May 07
Igbofirstson:
Hello nairalanders back in the days there is this girl I’m trying to woe but she keep on whyning me .she will come to my house everytime and go straight to the kitchen to prepare anything she want ,this girl continue to bill me everytime but I’m cautious because I don’t trust her ,every time she visited she won’t allow me to touch her, this continue to go on for sometime and I ask her one day what’s her problem and she said she can’t date me that we should just be friends that she prefer older men to date I said okay na no wahala and started banging her friend that used to come to my house with her sometimes,I don’t know how the news reach to her that her friend is sleeping over in my house sometimes and she called me and started cursing me out ,she said she can’t date me and I’m banging her friend so what’s my offense angry angry angry

Is she lightskin.?? angry

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Romance / Re: How I Dealt With A Girl Who Try To Friend Zone Me by MrCork: 2:40pm On May 07
Igbofirstson:
Hello nairalanders back in the days there is this girl I’m trying to woe but she keep on whyning me .she will come to my house everytime and go straight to the kitchen to prepare anything she want ,this girl continue to bill me everytime but I’m cautious because I don’t trust her ,every time she visited she won’t allow me to touch her, this continue to go on for sometime and I ask her one day what’s her problem and she said she can’t date me that we should just be friends that she prefer older men to date I said okay na no wahala and started banging her friend that used to come to my house with her sometimes,I don’t know how the news reach to her that her friend is sleeping over in my house sometimes and she called me and started cursing me out ,she said she can’t date me and I’m banging her friend so what’s my offense angry angry angry


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Romance / Re: Why Do We Do This On Nairaland? (pics) by MrCork: 2:18pm On May 07
Proudman1:
I always come across Nigerians insulting Nigerian themselves and it really wonder me sometimes.

They say all manner of things like they are not part of the country people they are insulting.

Same way they also insult the black man like they are white.

I mean sometimes when you see them insulting black man, you'd thought they are white people behind the username.

I don't know what you try to accomplish but so long as you are a Nigerian or an African and you insult the country or the continent, it doesn't make you "sophisticated" or "different".


Dont mind those lazy youth sir...they all ways on nairaland chassin females & askin for moiney like roadside begggar. they never even beeento no oofencse) angry

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Romance / Re: Wow..i Juss Saw 2 UFO Fly Pass My Back Garden!! by MrCork: 1:59pm On May 07
Thegamingorca:
You smoke too damned much

Telma...sweet hat, If u dont no wot UFO is...ask & i will gladly explain.
Must u people all ways act like homebase Nigerians? I givvvvup!!(no oofencse) undecided
Family / Re: Help! My Older Brother May Frustrate My Mum 2 Death by MrCork: 1:55pm On May 07
HellVictorinho6:



Av you got any solution undecided


Or way 2 help?


YOU AGAIN...THE BEGGGER MAN!!
STOP BEGGGING FOR MOINEY ON NAIRALAND...NOBODY SHOD HELP U...YOU LAZZZZY 45 yer old YOUTH!!!! ((no oofencsece))
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Romance / Re: Moment Couple Arrives Their Wedding In Power Bike by MrCork: 1:51pm On May 07
Double0h7:
It would’ve been impressive if they could ride the bikes 😒.

YOU AGAIN!! angry
anyways did I mentions i all ways travel buciness class or first class every time i travel here from london to dat yor Nigeria place & dat sometimes they use mecedis benz to pick me up from the air port....juss in case u ask!!((TRUE STORY)) smiley
Family / Re: Married Woman Seeks Advice After Mistakenly Sleeping With Neighbor For Money by MrCork: 10:07am On May 07
Double0h7:


I guess it’s a second hand bmw since inflation hasn’t touched your local Peckham yet 🤣

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Career / Re: I Need A Workstation Around Lagos by MrCork: 9:52am On May 07
iamtardey:
Agege to first gate agidingbi is #200

Thank u bus condoctor....nobody ask u sir!! angry
Crime / Re: Daniel Anjorin: Arsenal Pays Tribute To Murdered Nigerian Boy by MrCork: 9:47am On May 07
shaybebaby:

Yup, they ran. The great Irish Famine in the 1800's. Lots migrated to England and America.

And for brits themselves, they did the same due to same conditions happening today in nigeria, economic hardship.

Different times, different peoples, same factors, same response.



helo.did i mentions am a Londoner from london pekam & i drive bmw (only £32,000
.cash)..juss in case u ask!!((TANK ME LATER) smiley
Literature / Re: FEIRE - A Romance Story by MrCork: 9:42am On May 07
mamarazi:
Thanks for the ebook,done reading and I enjoy every bit of it...

helo. My millionaire uncle is loookin for two womens who can do housegirl work.he will pay u a cool N30k (30,000naira in cash) & you will recive housegirl uniform plus cap.this is a shance to make moiney.this is a shance to make moiney. Are u intaresssted please?
Family / Re: Married Woman Seeks Advice After Mistakenly Sleeping With Neighbor For Money by MrCork: 9:39am On May 07
Double0h7:
My sister just enjoy the money and keep quiet. You knew exactly what to do and how to do it. There’s no need acting all innocent and helpless now. Invest that money and pull yourself out of poverty because your husband isn’t husbanding at all. When you need more money you know where to go. Case closed.


helo.did i mentions am a Londoner from london pekam & i drive bmw (only £32,000
.cash)..juss in case u ask!!((TANK ME LATER) smiley
Politics / Re: Abagworo(an Obidient) Called A Peter Obi Mofo by MrCork: 9:38am On May 07
SisterAnn:
Yet nobody, not even you docked him.

You all are grasping at straws. Emilokan has gone down in his as the first Nigerian president to start failing from inauguration ground.

helo.did i mentions am a Londoner from london pekam & i drive bmw (only £32,000
.cash)..juss in case u ask!!((TANK ME LATER) smiley
Romance / Re: Can anyone recomend a Decent Strip Club Please? by MrCork: 9:50pm On May 06
goodconsience77:
The most decent club u can get is deeper life Bible Church Monday Bible studies. Pls attend anyone close to u and thank me later.


and how does dat help any real man see naaaaked babes sir?....are u ok?...do u no wot strip club is/are?
u tink its a restorant?(no oofeincse) angry
Food / Re: See The Cow We Bought For 450k At Keffi. by MrCork: 9:45pm On May 06
ibechris:
We bought this cow today at keffi in Nasarawa state and shared among three of us.

The price shows that things aren't the way it used to be anymore.

For now,this would help my family to avoid buying a kilo for 6k.

Things are indeed crazy out there.


THIS IS ANIMAL ABUSE....AND WHY DO U EAT COW HEAD?...are u canibal sir?? (no oofenicecse) angry
Romance / Re: Sucked A Married Woman by MrCork: 6:21pm On May 06
mmadu5:
Guys I'm not sure if I committed the worst sin . So this jenny lady I use to know at my work place has been friendly with me , yesterday I saw her going home after church service I opt to give her a ride since we are going the same route. But for some reason she wanted to know where I stay . I have nothing bad in mind so I agreed to show her, as faith will not have it . We eventually found ourselves kissing and caressing. But I immediately stopped when I saw a wedding ring on her finger and ask her if she was married she said yes but her husband is always out on outside job doesn't have time for her . Long story short . We ended up doing 69 and blowing each other off . No penetration. Could this be counted as a sin? She is the neatest woman ever smell good . I'm just worried if I did something wrong


so u suck marrrried woman pucccccccci & u askin us if u commit sin...corrrrect? ...brother, wellcome to da club sir..YOU DERSERVE A BARGE!!! wink

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Romance / Re: Sucked A Married Woman by MrCork: 6:17pm On May 06
mmadu5:
Guys I'm not sure if I committed the worst sin . So this jenny lady I use to know at my work place has been friendly with me , yesterday I saw her going home after church service I opt to give her a ride since we are going the same route. But for some reason she wanted to know where I stay . I have nothing bad in mind so I agreed to show her, as faith will not have it . We eventually found ourselves kissing and caressing. But I immediately stopped when I saw a wedding ring on her finger and ask her if she was married she said yes but her husband is always out on outside job doesn't have time for her . Long story short . We ended up doing 69 and blowing each other off . No penetration. Could this be counted as a sin? She is the neatest woman ever smell good . I'm just worried if I did something wrong


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Religion / Re: Sins That The Modern Day Church Has Not Been Able To Address by MrCork: 12:05pm On May 06
Globad:
There are some sins that the modern day church has not been able to address

Why is this so? What does this mean for Christianity and religion generally?

Add yours to the list:

1. Homosexuality
2. Drug use
3. Drunkeness
4. Pre-marital sex: fornication and adultery
5. Porn
6. Masturbation
7. Abortion

YOu again!!
Kaiii u love porn movie? Me two.ww have the same tings in common. Did i mention am a Londoner & i drive BMW...juss in case u ask!! smiley
Romance / Re: Gold Digger Alert:men Be Wise Before Dem Use Your Sense by MrCork: 7:00pm On May 05
fightingdemons:
Saw this story on Facebook and I thought I would share it here

Meet “Stephen Jackson”, The NBA Star Who Dumped His Fiancée At The Altar And Went To Party After She Refused To Sign Prenuptial Agreement 'In Case Of Divorce'

Retired NBA star Stephen Jackson didn't go ahead with his marriage to his fiancée, Imani Showalter, after she refused to sign a pre-nuptial agreement.

A prenuptial agreement, often abbreviated as "prenup," is a legal document that two people sign before getting married. Its purpose is to specify the division of assets and debts in the event of a divorce or separation. It can also address other issues such as spousal support and the rights of each partner during the marriage. The terms of a prenuptial agreement are agreed upon by both parties and can provide clarity and security for both individuals in the event of a potential divorce.

Sharing his story sometime ago, Jackson said that while he was in love with Showalter and was looking forward to marrying her, he was never going to walk down the aisle without the contract.

The basketball player revealed that the two had previously agreed that they would have a prenup and even understood what the terms of the contract are. However, when they received the document, she mischievously delayed signing it.

“We get the prenup back at least 3-4 months before the wedding. This is all true y’all. I give it to her. When I give it to her, she shouldn’t be surprised by it because me and her sat down and agreed upon the prenup,” Jackson says.

“A month passed, two months before the wedding, I’m like we need to get that prenup signed, so when we get down there to Houston, we ain’t gotta worry about it. I tell her that like two or three times.”

Later Jackson says that Showalter had another issue. She was adamant about a particular pastor to officiate the ceremony. He explained later that when he told the clergy that he would not marry her if she didn’t sign the agreement, the pastor tried to manipulate him by telling him ‘let God handle it.”

Jackson said that the pastor made it clear that he didn’t believe in prenuptial agreements.

“God is telling me to put the pen in her hand and make her sign this godd*mn prenup,” Jackson said,” That’s what God tellin’ me. So God tellin’ you and me two different things.”

Jackson and Showalter eventually never married. Instead, Jackson who dumped her at the altar says his friend, Stephon Marbury, DJ’ed an impromptu party where the first song he played was Kanye West’s “Gold Digger.”



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Romance / Re: I'm Obsessed With Thighs And Breasts. And I Dont Know Why by MrCork: 6:51pm On May 05
Double0h7:
I recommend spicy wings 🤤

Meaning? undecided
Romance / Re: Did She Want Sex? by MrCork: 5:36pm On May 05
vybzkartel:
She visited me, she knows I am into her but she says she has guy
I requested for a hug and she gave me, I kissed her neck in the process

When I was escorting her, I said I would want to kiss her lips next time but if only she consents

Then she said she can't consent unless I steal it

Then I said okay

Then she said she will find time and visit again

Does she like me?

Is she ready to go down with me?

Why does she say unless I steal a kiss??

Thanks



^^^^naggggin nagggggin naggggin nagggin
Bro go backkkkto bed mennn!!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance / Re: MEN!! Stop Taking Women On DATES, It's A SCAM!! (Photos) by MrCork: 5:24pm On May 05
TheGidRedpiller:
WOMEN LOVE TO ACCUMULATE MALE NUMBERS!!

Guys, can you relate to this?
Whenever the topic of taking girls on a date comes up, there is always that one friend in our midst that will give an irritated face with the question: DO GUYS STILL TAKE GIRLS ON DATES
We all have that one friend.

My advice for you today, is to clinge to that friend, study how he handles women , pick up facts, and even better, tell him to educate on the things he knows about the female gender.... Because that guy is an Alphamale!!

He was so used to getting the girls stresslessly that he baffled him when he heard that other dudes like him, waste money, time, and energy, trying to impress the same calibre of biittches he would fvvck the same night he meets her!!
This is how badly rigged the game is.

Understand something today, the moment a girl looses her v!rg!n!ty, she also unlocked her s€x drive, so the fact that she is no longer v!rg!n, means that she is constantly fvvcking dudes out there.

I am telling you this because, I need you to know that, 80% of the time, when guys take girls on "Dates", they are most definitely already subscribing to a cheating girlfriend.

The reason she would leave the dudes she loves fvvcking to meet you in some eatery, is because;
1. She would of course love to "Chop life" on your tab.
2. She will Always love to keep adding men to her options list.


Yes, you read that right.
Most of the times, you didn't take that biittch on a date so you can "Get Her", NO!!
You are just there to be interviewed, so you can be added to a list of names, that is meant to be stored in the archive, till when needed.

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