Adedayo516:
Nah your palle get Nairaland??.. Nah you get front page?.. If no is your answer to this questions, keep shut and keep shut forever.

just let him b

I av a friend that appears wen eva I just finished cooking ,wen I see him my mood Will change . It got to a time ill just put d pot inside my ghana must go bag n lock it n open my window so dat d food cent will disappear . I really hear wein no b small

I know a set of peepz that always have info about burial ceremonies, wedding ceremonies, naming ceremonies.
These guys dress like the "Chairmen of the Occasion" to parties they're not even invited to.
Na dem dey use Polybag carry jollof rice come house.

The "family and friends" crew. God help you if your roommate belongs to one and your room is the meeting point..
I belong to this group sha

I belong to a group in school in those days. What we do is to go around and gather informations on which party would be going on in that area and beyond for that weekend or anytime during the week (especially naming ceremony). I was opportuned to stay off school hostel. We can drive from Sango to Lekki to attend a party by someone we've not even met in our lifetime. We always go with our extra coolers, plates, pots, polythene bag aka polly bag and flask to scope enough food that will last all for like 4 - 5days. There's this particular guy who rolls with us, he is a specialist in gathering information on the next place where there is owanbe. Till we finish school, we no know how this guy dey do am. We asked him, he told us that's his little secret. This guy fit comot from lagos go know where party dey take place for Ibadan. Accurate address, time, the name of the person wey dey do even if na naming ceremony or house warming. Na that information we go use blend with the people there so tey dem go think say we be their lost relatives.

alentyno:
THE SQUATTERS: They jump from one hostel to another all year long esp when they are btw 100l-300l. They are very good @ inventing stories just for you to accommodate them. The most annoying thing about these folks is that majority of them form as if they don't have a penny yet they chase girls and spend on them, they are always fond of ordering N50 rice and N200 meat. Don't even get me started with their fashion sense

No be only you waka come?

MarthaK:
No 4... Mehn! I suffered from those guys... As I dey drop pot from fire, them dey land my room. They walk around with spoons in their pockets

;DD
marthaaa...

the complainer: they r always grumbling bouh everything... why dey av to go to school early, y dey av to cook ,y dey av to wash that u begin to wonder wah brought them to school.

the forming guy nd babe: always needing someone to do everything for them bcoz they don't wanna get their hands dirty. I can't imagine myself as a student paying my fellow student to do laundry for me.

the movie freak: need to update ur movie folder or prolly need to see d latest movie n town, there're just d right person to meet.

the stingy dude: will never pay money for bike or buy biscuits in school cause he doesn't wanna spend his cash buh won't mind if someone helps. they're always like, y should I give d bikeman my money when I can always trek buh wee never stop complaining bouh d distance.

Ameerasexy:
very short boxers oo..den dey will come like dat to Hall 5 Tap to chance us...smelling hall 4 boys

smelling hall 2 gurls..bunch of SHOT-PUTTERS...l8ter una go dey chicken walk as if say una no dey mess....lol

amokeme:
The "family and friends" crew. God help you if your roommate belongs to one and your room is the meeting point..
I belong to this group sha

typical example room 115 block A futminna.....i hail o

tsleazy:
the BOXERS crew: dem go dey walk around hostel with their faded and tear tear boxers (Hall IV-Uniben)

No where like hall3, stayed there for 5 years.

Jakeattah:
Sadly, I never experienced hostel life... Some say its a gud thing doh

dnt feel sad Bro... if U r d kind dt has very low tolerance 4 Bullshit ,den U did ursef a favor...
Tried d Hostel in 100lvl neva lookd dt way eva again... Off k rocks..

lolu007:
How can u guys forget the MACHO MEN.. Those that intimidate with their chest and six packs always lifting those heavy irons and walk around shirtless

hehehehehehehehe

those ones think say school na gyming house

you forgot to add people that will tell you they can make small eba with garri if you give them soup wey you use 1500 cook...am nt stayin in hostel dis session...o i 4got... the apartment 2 cost

boombay:
omg... ion know any of these things because i schooled in France

u dey craze..u are always shouting schooled in france on every thread...clap for ursef,MR SHOW OFF

11. noise maker

understatement:
Lolz..I belong to the debaters

The witty:These ones are funny u look forward 2 them speaking..anything they say is just a comic relief..even in tensed situations..their disadvantage is that even if they do something that pains u and u feel like killing them..immediately u see them u begin to laugh and that's how u will 4give them..

P S:they are usually short


The Fighters:anytime u hear gbas!gbos! they must be there..u wonder if dia future has anyfin to do with skul


The Aged:no..he hasn't gone to poly or nce,no..he hasn't given birth..na jamb do am bad bad...these one's are called broda lagbaja or tamedu..any small thing btwn u 2 ur friends begin to warn u"guy u and broda no be mate o...he tells u himself if u offend him and u hear stories like"my younga broda has given birth to 2kids..my yunga sista is a final year student..know how u talk to me o"

Their opposite:he is the youngest in d room..wrote jamb once and got admitted..they tend to annoy u everyday and when u want to get angry at him..he begs and tells u"hey..na like dis u dey beat ur younger broda @home..u know sae I be small pikin now...abeg abeg"ur roomates laughs and den u'l eventually leave him


The pretenders:u will neva see him read,he talks parties,football,and argues all the time...u'l neva see him read his books but when the results are out..u begin to wonder if it's not God that gave him is kind of brain and give u urs...


The ones that spends their pocket money on gals and settle for garri in dia hostels...


And lastly,in nigerian hostels today,every room has an upcoming artiste!

This cracked me up seriously n it's very true

freshbear:
they are called mobile library

Are u one of dem?

Lmao, very funny,

seems you Speak the Pure language?

OmolodMilkman93:
The gamer

The sleeper

The sellers (Traders) - This ones sell everything if they don't have what you are looking for they make sure they will go and provide it.

The Venue Locator - This ones knows all the venue of inaugural lec, Burn Fire, Final Year Party, Fresher's welcome, etc.

tsleazy:
the BOXERS crew: dem go dey walk around hostel with their faded and tear tear boxers (Hall IV-Uniben)

hall IV KE?

and we been think say na only hall 3 boys dey roast

SwagPower:
dnt feel sad Bro... if U r d kind dt has very low tolerance 4 Bullshit ,den U did ursef a favor...
Tried d Hostel in 100lvl neva lookd dt way eva again... Off k rocks..

You right man, I cant take annoying people, and I saw what some of my friends went through.

There's one particular hostel eh, chaiiii, if you see how dirty, I wondered how they ate.
But all the same I still think it has some ups

olayincar:


This was exaclty my thought

Kizmarty:


;DD
marthaaa...

Chaiiieee
Chaiiieee
Chaie...
This thread don really make me regret why I no go school Oooo,,, *sigh*

youngwarlocks:
typical example room 115 block A futminna.....i hail o

there is always a "head quarter" on each floor in my sch

Will u sharap, wat are u saying........

boombay:
omg... ion know any of these things because i schooled in France

Those who involve in arguments, maybe politics or other wise

trustedward:
ogbeni u dey cast us abi, If I catch u 4 unit II, ur own Don finish. ..lol ;Dogbeni u dey cast us abi, If I catch u 4 unit II, ur own Don finish. ..lol

bros na joke oOOoooo0o, I fit dash u beans if u dey Vex

TyHadebimpe:
the complainer: they r always grumbling bouh everything... why dey av to go to school early, y dey av to cook ,y dey av to wash that u begin to wonder wah brought them to school.

the forming guy nd babe: always needing someone to do everything for them bcoz they don't wanna get their hands dirty. I can't imagine myself as a student paying my fellow student to do laundry for me.

the movie freak: need to update ur movie folder or prolly need to see d latest movie n town, there're just d right person to meet.

the stingy dude: will never pay money for bike or buy biscuits in school cause he doesn't wanna spend his cash buh won't mind if someone helps. they're always like, y should I give d bikeman my money when I can always trek buh wee never stop complaining bouh d distance.

lol. i am a complainer. i complain about almost everything. am even complaining why they have to fix quiz for us tomorrow. i fell like slapping the lecturers.