You left out the ones who seem to be unserious..clubs,chase girls, goes out often and every and you take them for what you see. But when results are out you see straight A's and only 2 B's. And you're like dafuq is this possible!

boombay:

dude at least you should behave Like a literate.. I don't bark like the the way you do because i schooled in France

You schooled in France so what?
What about me that schooled in England......what should I do ?



Shout like you I guess

Adedayo516:
When exam don almost start, nah hin you go dey see them dey play Christian music, dey roll for ground say them dey pray... Solution.. Once dem start their show off pray, true on your gbedu..

Do me I do you

Lmao Which League Do You Belong To? Me Na Confirm #TEAM_GAMER! Me And Person No Dey Drag 1 Socket Wey Dey Near Ma Bunk ooh!

iyke926:
Lord, I no fit stop laughing. where I belong sef?

Maybe u belong to those football analyst, that can argue on football like anything, eg " I swear Drogba is richer than massi as u be their manager. Lol"

I hate such talks like sh*t even till date

Fit2Rule:


11. The jobless dumb ar$e$: these ones create very dumb and useless topics, e.g. the OP. I wonder how some topics make front page. Can the mods tell me one benefit of this post? #walks outta thread and takes a cold shower to mellow my anger#

bros abeg enh, after taking the cold shower, just stroll go the nearest transformer for hugging

YoungDaNaval:
Lmao Which League Do You Belong To? Me Na Confirm #TEAM_GAMER! Me And Person No Dey Drag 1 Socket Wey Dey Near Ma Bunk ooh!

No particular group.. I be chameleon, I can change to anything..

phantonce:

Wat can I do as a squatter?

Enjoy their "sound track" lobatan

hostel life eeeeeeh....all dis characters are the tins that makes hostel/school to be fun.i almost experienced all these characters that op and sum other pple mentioned above...i miss my paddies back in uni

sexzskil:
People for school hostel dey suffer o! Na there u go no say poverty get grade 50 with the way some people go dey eat concotion, dey shine eyes as if one invicible hand dey drag food with them

Bros from ur post e clear say u b man o, who b d girl4 ur dp

The mojolords: those that have up to 50 gig of po.rn on their laptops

alentyno:
THE SQUATTERS: They jump from one hostel to another all year long esp when they are btw 100l-300l. They are very good @ inventing stories just for you to accommodate them. The most annoying thing about these folks is that majority of them form as if they don't have a penny yet they chase girls and spend on them, they are always fond of ordering N50 rice and N200 meat. Don't even get me started with their fashion sense

The Floaters are the people the squatters accommodate.
Boys hostel are usually overcrowded cos in room for six you might end up having twelve people

Why is this threAd here and not mine?This guy just stole my idea -_-

k

youngwarlocks:
1. The rich guy/gal: This one comes to school as if he/she is packing into a new apartment. They have everytin, fan, dryer, tv and all sorts of gadgets..and if any is stolen, they get another one ASAP.

2. The Pastors: these ones walk room by room preaching d gospel. not bad though

3. The beggars: these ones beg for anytin....salt, peper, shoes and even boxers...and dey behave as if their father owns the world.

4. The lucky Friends: these ones Always comes around wen d food is ready...as if dem plant camera to monitor you.

5. The village man: this one comes to school wit all sort of tinz like Maize, Iru, cassava flour, cutlass (may b to farm who knws?).

6. The problem solver: this one's room is Always full during exam and test as students wants to get solution to deir academic problems from him..na only God knw whr dem go since.

7. The cooks: these ones enter d kitchen more often than the rats living dere. They cook all day that you begin to wonder if they were employed to cook.

8. The lover boys: This one dont cook but brings food from different gals everyday...i heard its called "COOLER MINISTRY"

9. The thieves: these once will be like, "I like this your Shoe o" b4 u knw it, ur shoe is gone.

10. The gamers: these once plays games...pes, fifa, Nfs, killswitch and others all day.

lolz::: so tru...especially d #BEG BEG dude....my roomate can BEG!! Even In My Dreams, He Poses As A BEGGER ni!

MarthaK:
No 4... Mehn! I suffered from those guys... As I dey drop pot from fire, them dey land my room. They walk around with spoons in their pockets

We called them Ninjas!!!, back in the days.

Meggy007:
You left out the ones who seem to be unserious..clubs,chase girls, goes out often and every and you take them for what you see. But when results are out you see straight A's and only 2 B's. And you're like dafuq is this possible!

Sorters

igbsam:
I belong to a group in school in those days. What we do is to go around and gather informations on which party would be going on in that area and beyond for that weekend or anytime during the week (especially naming ceremony). I was opportuned to stay off school hostel. We can drive from Sango to Lekki to attend a party by someone we've not even met in our lifetime. We always go with our extra coolers, plates, pots, polythene bag aka polly bag and flask to scope enough food that will last all for like 4 - 5days. There's this particular guy who rolls with us, he is a specialist in gathering information on the next place where there is owanbe. Till we finish school, we no know how this guy dey do am. We asked him, he told us that's his little secret. This guy fit comot from lagos go know where party dey take place for Ibadan. Accurate address, time, the name of the person wey dey do even if na naming ceremony or house warming. Na that information we go use blend with the people there so tey dem go think say we be their lost relatives.

is there any chance you attended bells university

pragmatistm:


Come and see grammar! These days Seun needs a grammar checker to help us from incessant eyesore posts.

Are u trying to correct him or trying to embarrass him? No one is an island of knowledge and u never can tell, perhaps it was his phone/computer that caused the spelling mishap.

kingvicking:


Maybe u belong to those football analyst, that can argue on football like anything, eg " I swear Drogba is richer than massi as u be their manager. Lol"

I hate such talks like sh*t even till date

Nah, such talks bores me.


someone that stayed in the same hostel with me...read dis and said I belong to the gamers crew. But I think is "the cooks"..I miss students food sha.

Forming guys n babes 4 UNAD,some go dey live 4 self contain woth 100k 4 here,pay 4 laundry but 4 their parent house,na face me I face u dem dey live....there fada,dey come dey form porshe 4 sch.Some pple brain needs flushing!!!

missyhorlah:
When I was in year one,I was lucky my bunky was the cook,I ate the life of my head

Now that u guys are no longer together, u can now eat the life of u neck.lol
Moral: nofin last 4 ever

Jakeattah:


You right man, I cant take annoying people, and I saw what some of my friends went through.

There's one particular hostel eh, chaiiii, if you see how dirty, I wondered how they ate.
But all the same I still think it has some ups

Abt d dirt, dnt evn get me started on dt.....Am a private person, neva liked hostels

phantonce:
#teamsquatters
I squatted for 3 straight years.
I tink I deserve an award.
Loverboy:this type normally as one gf.they are mostly squatters,they can call there gf like everytime,they intimidate those without gf wit there calls like kissing their gf through d phone or debating among themselves who to end the call.like who cares


Fuckers :they bring girls to f.uck every now and then.
They mostly choose the lower bunk.they wnt allow u to sleep as they disturb u with moaning and vibration of the bed.

Chelsea supporter:OMG. U dnt want to get me started on these set.anyday chelsea has a match, u dnt want to be wit them

Shouters:these set just shout without reason.it is as've they run mad temporarily.
Haaaaàaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaa
That's an example of there shout without making sense

#team hollywood hostel at yabatech and #teamunilag.

lol! #teamyct naso…

kenex4ever:

Bros from ur post e clear say u b man o, who b d girl4 ur dp

Dumbstar

am the classic number 10 guy.......gaming all day and all night.......medal of honor, GTA, FIFA13

missdebs:
The debaters: they can argue on any topic from football to sex to d existence of God and even stupid topics as 'which garri beta pass,ijebu or ibo garri'. If u hv these as rummates,get ready to loose ur sleep to the incessant arguements

let me guess. U once had 1 right?

d
footballers... d gadgets freek ,,, any new gadget na dem go 1st buy
am.... d fighters,,, abeg if u jam dem u go hear am .... d helper ... d
guys wen no dy go class .... d strong men, dy go obtain boys die... d drunker ..

boombay:

dude at least you should behave Like a literate.. I don't bark like the the way you do because i schooled in France

Awww I really missed alot cos I schooled in England