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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 9:27pm On Oct 18, 2014

She told me my cork is the biggest she ever sucked not knowing I knew she sucked and fvcked my elder brother who has an 8inch cork.

She said she has never depended on any man for money while she asked me for Tfare the 3rd time I fvcked her

She said her mum is a virgin in the lord without knowing my dad and her mum fvcked on her birthday

She said she can't stand a mad man while she knows my head no correct

She said I get sense while my mother know say she no born me with sense.

My brothers on NL be careful because women can lie a lot.

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Wealthyegg(f): 9:28pm On Oct 18, 2014

April07:

Lol... guess I always knew they were meant for each other... plus our relationship wasnt that hot..

so touching

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by psamuella(m): 9:28pm On Oct 18, 2014

entered her room at nite and meet a guy in the rum with her in darkness with lights off nd later she said Jst her friend DT she can Neva cheat on me I wounder how am sopose to belief that

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by OMA4U(m): 9:29pm On Oct 18, 2014

I've got no stories to tell. I don't have an ex.

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by richywise007(m): 9:31pm On Oct 18, 2014

she kept saying am a virgin but d day I had an opportunity to blow. hmmm shocked

I was swallowed embarassed

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by icelovex(m): 9:32pm On Oct 18, 2014

arttysticfyngaz:

****The final Burial for English language*****

. My brother see me see english, blood of jesus i beg make i just pretend like say i no read this one.

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by uyuoko(m): 9:37pm On Oct 18, 2014

chinex276:
The day her strict father saw me kissing her, angrily he asked "who is he" terrified she said "NO! He is my cousin" nd i was lyk wtf... Ur papa no knw him own brother pikin again?

Epic!!!!!!! grin

chinex276:
The day her strict father saw me kissing her, angrily he asked "who is he" terrified she said "NO! He is my cousin" nd i was lyk wtf... Ur papa no knw him own brother pikin again?

Epic!!!!!!!

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 9:38pm On Oct 18, 2014

I will be there in 5mins grin

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by beelon1020(m): 9:47pm On Oct 18, 2014

LMAO

Dominionng:
Let's keep the ball rolling.

Let me open the floor

"My hymen was broken with a dild0 by a senior student at my all girls hostel. So, practically I'm a virgin coz I've never had sex" she whispered.

I shake my head and smiled Probably the witches and wizards at her village were fanning themselves with her photo

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by blaise26abj(m): 9:50pm On Oct 18, 2014

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 9:51pm On Oct 18, 2014

'No one will ever love you the way I do '

Taa! I just dey say back to sender for my mind.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by tuffgongjo(m): 9:54pm On Oct 18, 2014

jahbiz:
take am jeje na, but ibi like say d guy outsmart you.

The guy must have duped her "sexually,Financially,Mentally" et al

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 9:55pm On Oct 18, 2014

Mariopgomery:
Someone called her nd the caller id said Boo nd i askd her who he is and why she used boo as his caller ID Nd she was lyk he is just a friend nd he is goin through some family troubles she just wanted to make him feel better.. Jesus she thought i was so dull.

God punish devil. Dis girl na wash.

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by pharmo25(m): 9:56pm On Oct 18, 2014

Saw a pix of her n my friend on her phone kissing, asked her who the person is, told me he's her friend n even gave me fake name that he neva bear. This guy happens to be my roommate in skul then. GueSs what?? She's doing it wit him..

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by yemstok(m): 9:56pm On Oct 18, 2014

Hope I'm not too late o!

She told me she wouldn't be able to live without me. "I can't live without you Yemi/I don't wanna lose U"
She left me since March now and she's still living pretty fine.

It's all gone sha

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by kenex4ever(m): 10:04pm On Oct 18, 2014

donbrowser:
My headmaster ra.ped me, after him, no one did it.

may b dis is d one u like telling ur boyfrnds

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 10:14pm On Oct 18, 2014

skyprofm:
I hate sex... Just tolerate it because I love you

Told me the Same

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by danbrowndmf(m): 10:23pm On Oct 18, 2014

Rutheby:
I'm from kogi but i grew up there.

im frm kogi also buh reside in porthacourt.so wer do u reside?

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Laeroy(f): 10:25pm On Oct 18, 2014

MY EX PARENTS ARE VERY POOR AND EXTREMELY WRETCHED....AND INSTEAD OF HIM TO OWN UP TO DAT FACT..HE DENIED DEM AND SAID HE LOST HIS PARENTS IN A PLANE CRASH.....HE TRIED TO PAINT HIS IMAGINARY PARENTS AS RICH......
UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM....HE DIED 3 YRS AGO...
R.I.P PAUL.....I MISS U STILL.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Keenysbojan(m): 10:28pm On Oct 18, 2014

April07:
"She's my Bestie and I can't ever feel anything for her.." and I kept telling him he did.. he kept denying it..

They got married last month..

jesus Christ..this is too expensive,I neva see person wey fit buy dis can lie...Anyway maybe d guy dey work for lier department in Satan's government house

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Keenysbojan(m): 10:28pm On Oct 18, 2014

April07:
"She's my Bestie and I can't ever feel anything for her.." and I kept telling him he did.. he kept denying it..

They got married last month..

jesus Christ..this is too expensive,I neva see person wey fit buy dis can lie...Anyway maybe d guy dey work for liers department in Satan's government house

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by goodmike7: 10:31pm On Oct 18, 2014

" We use to have 2 swimming pools in our compound until armed robbers stole one, baby this world is a wicked place"

i piss for body that day

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Sunshinelady(f): 10:32pm On Oct 18, 2014

April07:
"She's my Bestie and I can't ever feel anything for her.." and I kept telling him he did.. he kept denying it..

They got married last month..

. Now my award goes to dis wan cheesy

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by ekiyor3: 10:35pm On Oct 18, 2014

p2t2r:
now you'll believe me when I say, Love is the cheapest thing money can buy.

true talk broda

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by udomma1005(m): 10:36pm On Oct 18, 2014

Kachisbarbie:
hahaha...seeing a text of 'baby pls buy me postinor2'

And he was like, that wasn't for me, it was my hommiez girlfriend that sent it to him the day I lent him my phone because his phone was down and there wasn't a means to charge it...whew

I forgot to add that the sender was someone he claimed is an 'ex' - then he said his ex and his hommiez current girlfriend are namesakes...oh Good Jesus

I felt like taking an IQ test immediately - bc e get the kind lie person go tell you ehn, you would wonder if you're that dull...hahahaha

Dat kinda lies give headache instead of heartache!

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Sunshinelady(f): 10:41pm On Oct 18, 2014

Ately:
Dat her mama dream say.. I dea disturb dem for dream... Say I cum from a masqurade family

#can u imagine dat......

. Hahahahahaha

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by samuelemuobosa: 10:42pm On Oct 18, 2014

MEHN ... SHE TOLD ME DAT SHE HAS NEVER LIED TO ME .....

AND I BELIEVED HER

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Estimable(m): 11:06pm On Oct 18, 2014

PRINCEHPXP:
mine said her pastor preached sumtin in d church and it touches her alot wen she already knw dat i caught her 3days back wen i was calling and sending text msg for 2weeks witout her replying or even flashing me bck wen i got to her place i quickly check her call list and guest wat ....i found out i call her 70 missed call dat she didnt pick and she said she dnt hav credit to call me bck...
Ok i check her recent call and i saw three new guys number she just called 40mins ago...

D funny tin is dat i was d one dat bought her fone for her 3weeks ago and knw she is breaking up after i hav bless her wit a fone dat she dnt hav for 1year nw...

Hw can she be dis wicked?

U collect ur phone back.....simple......

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by deebrain(m): 11:20pm On Oct 18, 2014

"good morning"

angry

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by hadizadeezy(f): 11:22pm On Oct 18, 2014

Snowprince306:

**Strict Muslimah*** stay off my steps.

meanwhile........

OK!

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