...has anyone noticed that only Homebase guys r supporting the poster for sleeping wit prostitute for 15 years and then crossing ova to innocent student.....no female has supported.

...i don't mean to sound rude but this clearly shows the problem u people r facin in that place....

..LADIES...PLEASE PROTECT YOR SEF and STAY AWAY FROM THIS GOOONIES! (no oofense)

MrCork:




....brother...I don't mean to sound rude but ma profffesional opinion:

....u need yor brain physically replaced wit Panasonick battery's & to be honest...callin u stweeepid will be an insult to stewpiid people.

..u spent 15 years sleeping wit prostitutes & instead of testin yor sef for aids,sifilis or gonoria....u worrying about kissin an innocent university girl and then eventually destroy her life...abi?..... U think that makes u a real man?

...brother it's a great thing u not in London coz I get mofos like u locked up.

...please take this as a compliment & contructive critism to help yor mofo sef (no ooofense)

ur head dey dere oga!

datguyojay:
ur head dey dere oga!

..clearly another Homebase guy that enjoys sleepin wit prostitute...and clearly infavour of a man who spent hav of his life on prostitute... I will not call him an educated edddiiat though coz of his pigioeon graamar.

...i would rather self service ma sef than to near a prostitute....i keep it 100 and i always play it safe! .

Lmao... I came here only to read comments. MrCork vs Martyns303. Lol.
As for you OP, methinks all the ''prostitudes'' have contributed their demons to you. So you're apparently possessed by a legion of demons. You need deliverance as sooon as you possible... I mean serious deliverance!! God help you. AMEN!!

MrCork:



....correction...am goin bak to bet becuz i am jetlag...i just arrived at mt hotel in new yoek an hour ago...Penn Hotel in times square...google it. ...and am only hear for 3 days....i can pay yor rent,school fees for a year if u want (real talk)

....anyways,when did i eva put anyone down on nairaland?

...98% r Homebase guys & r normally ugly

...97% never been to London

...92% of yor friend..ie,the poster...booast about sleeping wit prostitutes and then movin over to university students

...worst of all..according to research..99% of Homebase guys on nairaland dont hav class (its in the report)


...am a Londoner..gots money,class and swag...so why wud i wanna put u people down...for wot? ..anyways,bein paranoid is a normal thing for u guys ((no offense)

I thought I was talking to a sensible person until now. You just arrived where? If you must lie, atleast try and spell the place right, it is New York, not yoek or whatever u are typing. I bet u Google up that hotel, or is this one of ur NL fantasy?

Apparently your greatest achievement in life is ur supposed London settlement. Still when these supposed home-based visits u beg for a tenner.

You can pay for my fees and rent with you job as a bouncer? Stop monkeying around fam. It ain't rocket science to figure you out.

MrCork:



..clearly another Homebase guy that enjoys sleepin wit prostitute...and clearly infavour of a man who spent hav of his life on prostitute... I will not call him an educated edddiiat though coz of his pigioeon graamar.

...i would rather self service ma sef than to near a prostitute....i keep it 100 and i always play it safe! .

What more can be said of a self acclaimed wannkker.

OMG! Ladystewie, please bookmark this thread for anytime you want to punish yourself. Just read through and the grammatical blunders on here will surely deliver the pain. Overloaded. Gotta run. Phew!

:Dop my advice,BRING HER DOWN
infact,THROW HER DOWN!!!?

she's indirectly ontop of your destiny
my bro open your spiritual eyes

MrCork:
...has anyone noticed that only Homebase guys r supporting the poster for sleeping wit prostitute for 15 years and then crossing ova to innocent student.....no female has supported.

...i don't mean to sound rude but this clearly shows the problem u people r facin in that place....

..LADIES...PLEASE PROTECT YOR SEF and STAY AWAY FROM THIS GOOONIES! (no oofense)

Mr coke pls where's ur country of origin?

adeolacrown:

Mr coke pls where's ur country of origin?

..Mr Cork <<<<< Nigeria,London Peckam based, 6"3. Wesley Snipes lookalike, yuppie, drives a £28,000 Range Rover sport (cash), owns four properties in West London,single,humble ,been to Nigeria only 3 times this year but officially comes to nigeria 5 times every...next stop..5th of December.

.....u want more or can u dig it?

after reading op's story buh thnks to d comments

martyns303:


What more can be said of a self acclaimed wannkker.

....thank u Mary

So mrcork is still alive ?

MrCork:




..Mr Cork <<<<< Nigeria,London Peckam based, 6"3. Wesley Snipes lookalike, yuppie, drives a £28,000 Range Rover sport (cash), owns four properties in West London,single,humble ,been to Nigeria only 3 times this year but officially comes to nigeria 5 times every...next stop..5th of December.

.....u want more or can u dig it?

wow.....are you really humble....?

i luv e-fight...
...
i wil create a website for dat.....
..
....
nd Merry christmas in advance to NL

@ mr cork.

U are too full of urself, what hv u got that odas can't hav?

No offence# bt u are too proud.

wow! an interesting thread so far. Don't stop guys, keep the fire burning.

nickz:
:Dop my advice,BRING HER DOWN
infact,THROW HER DOWN!!!?

she's indirectly ontop of your destiny
my bro open your spiritual eyes

Spiritual eyes #falls down from a coconut tree while laughing

@mrcork honestly u are the first "londoner" that writes English full of flaws

MrCork:



...bro...no oofense to yor picture profile but how loong u been on hunger strike anyways?...when did i ever mis quote u?

. When?

not funny ooo

MrCork:



....correction...am goin bak to bet becuz i am jetlag...i just arrived at mt hotel in new yoek an hour ago...Penn Hotel in times square...google it. ...and am only hear for 3 days....i can pay yor rent,school fees for a year if u want (real talk)

....anyways,when did i eva put anyone down on nairaland?

...98% r Homebase guys & r normally ugly

...97% never been to London

...92% of yor friend..ie,the poster...booast about sleeping wit prostitutes and then movin over to university students

...worst of all..according to research..99% of Homebase guys on nairaland dont hav class (its in the report)


...am a Londoner..gots money,class and swag...so why wud i wanna put u people down...for wot? ..anyways,bein paranoid is a normal thing for u guys ((no offense)

just keep deceiving urself bigtime

martyns303:


What more can be said of a self acclaimed wannkker.

...bro..no offense to yor picture profile but see yor ugly coconut face like Homebase Nigerian...u muss be ugly in real life.

...bro ..u Nigerian?

MArtyns303........ vs .........MRcork.......
...5points............................4points
..........................................
Battle of the titans........
Dnt ask me hw I got the points

MrCork:



...bro..no offense to yor picture profile but see yor ugly coconut face like Homebase Nigerian...u muss be ugly in real life.

...bro ..u Nigerian?

Ok! so now it is about looks. post a picture of yourself and I will give you a tenner to buy kebab cos I know u are hungry, and while at it learn to type right.

@cork abi na cow u called urself,u jst d type dt sango wuld soon strike soon

Awon oloshi eyan

Hilarious thread

Ha, wia ar d experienced guys? Ds a simple mata. D nxt time u ar having sex, delay her orgasm until u cum first. It has to do with d rhythm and position. If u sense her coming, change both, until u ar ready to shoot. Simplicita!

martyns303:


Ok! so now it is about looks. post a picture of yourself and I will give you a tenner to buy kebab cos I know u are hungry, and while at it learn to type right.

...bein ugly is not a crime bro....yor the 4th ugliest mofo wamnabe on nairaland and u shud be proud....at least,u don't look hungry ...u homebase guys normally look hungry though (no oofense)

How you know newbies on NL

1) They argue with MrCork .... like who does that

2) They take Andyblaze serious ....like seriously

3) They do 1and 2 above.........

MrCork:



....correction...am goin bak to bed coz i am jetlag...i just arrived at mt hotel in new yoek an hour ago...Penn Hotel in times square...google it. ...and am only hear for 3 days....i can pay yor rent,school fees for a year if u want (real talk)

....anyways,when did i eva put anyone down on nairaland?

...98% r Homebase guys & r normally ugly

...97% never been to London

...92% of yor friend..ie,the poster...booast about sleeping wit prostitutes and then movin over to university students

...worst of all..according to research..99% of Homebase guys on nairaland dont hav class (its in the report)


...am a Londoner..gots money,class and swag...so why wud i wanna put u people down...for wot? ..anyways,bein paranoid is a normal thing for u guys ((no offense)

so what's the moral lesson.... empty barrel makes the loudest noise...

churchboy004:
@ mr cork.

U are too full of urself, what hv u got that odas can't hav?

No offence# bt u are too proud.

and that is if all he claimed to have were not only in his dreams.....I'm 99% sure he's is Nothing....he reminds me of a Nigeria Yoruba film "effissy po"