Gloria3389:

so what's the moral lesson.... empty barrel makes the loudest noise...

^^^ seems like am spoiling buciness for her...we wonder how much she charges a hour?

Gloria3389:

so what's the moral lesson.... empty barrel makes the loudest noise...

^^^typical Nigerian name....Gloria...i bet she a house maid and to b honest...she clearly ain't light skin

MrCork:



....correction...am goin bak to bed coz i am jetlag...i just arrived at mt hotel in new yoek an hour ago...Penn Hotel in times square...google it. ...and am only hear for 3 days....i can pay yor rent,school fees for a year if u want (real talk)

....anyways,when did i eva put anyone down on nairaland?

...98% r Homebase guys & r normally ugly

...97% never been to London

...92% of yor friend..ie,the poster...booast about sleeping wit prostitutes and then movin over to university students

...worst of all..according to research..99% of Homebase guys on nairaland dont hav class (its in the report)


...am a Londoner..gots money,class and swag...so why wud i wanna put u people down...for wot? ..anyways,bein paranoid is a normal thing for u guys ((no offense)

Abeg? Which Zoo did dis guy escape from? Let's quickly call them that one of their inmates is out loose on Nairaland.

martyns303:


I don't usually quote people, but for this post of urs I will make an exemption.

....you want to offer your proffesional advice to him, exactly what is your profession?

....you don't want to call him stupiiidd, but you did worst, and rather than making him look bad, you ended up making yourself look like a jacckkazz.

....he said 5yrs and not 15, but in ur attempt to ridicule him, you had to exaggerate.

....London! Guy go sit at a corner. I know ur type, coming on NL to loud talk when you ain't shhiiitt.

.....This is not critism but out right abuse.

the joke's on you , bro



Cork is a clown

martyns303:


I thought I was talking to a sensible person until now. You just arrived where? If you must lie, atleast try and spell the place right, it is New York, not yoek or whatever u are typing. I bet u Google up that hotel, or is this one of ur NL fantasy?

Apparently your greatest achievement in life is ur supposed London settlement. Still when these supposed home-based visits u beg for a tenner.

You can pay for my fees and rent with you job as a bouncer? Stop monkeying around fam. It ain't rocket science to figure you out.

cork is trolling you



You don't get it



Yahahahahhahaha

Waspy:
How you know newbies on NL

1) They argue with MrCork .... like who does that

2) They take Andyblaze serious ....like seriously

3) They do 1and 2 above.........

hahahahahaha




You're 100% right

xtervaganza:
hahahahahaha




You're 100% right

Time registered 2007.

[quote
author=Emmysteve post=27262358] I have learned new thing today, calling
you stupiddd will be an insult to stupidd people. Muahahahaaha
hahahahaha mad man [/quote]As in eh..dah really cracked mi up

[quote
author=martyns303 post=27267038]

I thought I was talking to a sensible person until now. You just arrived
where? If you must lie, atleast try and spell the place right, it is
New York, not yoek or whatever u are typing. I bet u Google up that
hotel, or is this one of ur NL fantasy?

Apparently your greatest achievement in life is ur supposed London
settlement. Still when these supposed home-based visits u beg for a
tenner.

You can pay for my fees and rent with you job as a bouncer? Stop
monkeying around fam. It ain't rocket science to figure you out.
[/quote]eeyah,seems lyk u r really pained..

u really shuldnt hv traded words wt him jare......no sane being does dah:

Mr Cork,,,,funniest dude on nairaland.

Niggaz, dont attach too much importance to his utterances,,,,he's just being funny

Some people are seriously on lapses....

MrCork:



....correction...am goin bak to bed coz i am jetlag...i just arrived at mt hotel in new yoek an hour ago...Penn Hotel in times square...google it. ...and am only hear for 3 days....i can pay yor rent,school fees for a year if u want (real talk)

....anyways,when did i eva put anyone down on nairaland?

...98% r Homebase guys & r normally ugly

...97% never been to London

...92% of yor friend..ie,the poster...booast about sleeping wit prostitutes and then movin over to university students

...worst of all..according to research..99% of Homebase guys on nairaland dont hav class (its in the report)


...am a Londoner..gots money,class and swag...so why wud i wanna put u people down...for wot? ..anyways,bein paranoid is a normal thing for u guys ((no offense)

An Empty Barrel makes the most noise
I just don't like this guy right from time.
Who cares about where you are or what you're doing
He'll just come on NL and start posting rubbish on people"s post.

martyns303:


"Homebase" is that supposed to be some sort of abusive phrase? Cos these supposed home-based are doing far better than you are. Stop deceiving yourself, the worst lie a man can tell is a lie he tells himself. Better find something reasonable to do with ur life.

You must be legally blind, cos it is written plainly as 5yrs and not 15 in the OP's post.

I strongly doubt u should be asking me if am "ok", cos from all indications that statement should be referred to u.

hian! Na palapala dey turn fight, pls sir, two are fighting....hahahahaha i dey ur side bro...no shaking

Gloria3389:

and that is if all he claimed to have were not only in his dreams.....I'm 99% sure he's is Nothing....he reminds me of a Nigeria Yoruba film "effissy po"

..see yor head like Ghana made candle....u ain't been to London...u ain't light skin...u never herd off pekam...even ordnary McDonalds,u never eaten in yor life....and then u think u can talk to a Londoner anyhow?

....sweeery u hav no respect....Goat (no oofense)

ekundayoalo:

An Empty Barrel makes the most noise
I just don't like this guy right from time.
Who cares about where you are or what you're doing
He'll just come on NL and start posting rubbish on people"s post.

....brother...I don't mean to sound rude but don't they hav sweet nice English names like Frank, Wendy, Bingo,Sally or Shuwana in that Nigeria place?...... How do u expet females on Nairaland to take u serrrious wit name like ekudugukulolo?
(wha tha f***)
...does Nairaland loook like a market place to u people?,,,,serrrriouly, I giv up!

nickz:
:Dop my advice,BRING HER DOWN
infact,THROW HER DOWN!!!?

LMAO, the fear of cowgirl reverse is the beginning of....Op let her stay untop small nau...plssssssss....but hey push her down is she stays for 5hrs...hihihi

nickz:
:Dop my advice,BRING HER DOWN
infact,THROW HER DOWN!!!?

LMAO, the fear of cowgirl reverse is the beginning of....Op let her stay untop small nau...plssssssss....but hey push her down if she stays for 5hrs...hihihi

MrCork:



....brother...I don't mean to sound rude but don't they hav sweet nice English names like Frank, Wendy, Bingo,Sally or Shuwana in that Nigeria place?...... How do u expet females on Nairaland to take u serrrious wit name like ekudugukulolo?
(wha tha f***)
...does Nairaland loook like a market place to u people?,,,,serrrriouly, I giv up!

Yaba left guy, you have issue(s). You're losing it, oh let me rephrase that...you've lost it! Go get a doctor because I think your case is critical

larry2chat:



Spiritual eyes #falls down from a coconut tree while laughing

honestly oooo Larry...NL for life

ty265:

not funny ooo

ahhhhhhhhh soooooooooooo funi oooooooooo

fairygeh:
Hilarious thread

for real...OP pls change subject title to " Yo Mama Reality Show"

ekundayoalo:

Yaba left guy, you have issue(s). You're losing it, oh let me rephrase that...you've lost it! Go get a doctor because I think your case is critical

...bro r u pregnant?.... I simply asked u like a gentle man if it was illegal ther in nigeria to hav sweet nice English names we londoners can relate to......and insted of replyin nicely....u started actin like a Home base Nigerian.

..r u ok?

MrCork:


^^^typical Nigerian name....Gloria...i bet she a house maid and to b honest...she clearly ain't light skin

lolzzz.....I don't argue with pple of your kind....u don't worth it.....Mr perfect

MrCork:



....correction...am goin bak to bed coz i am jetlag...i just arrived at mt hotel in new yoek an hour ago...Penn Hotel in times square...google it. ...and am only hear for 3 days....i can pay yor rent,school fees for a year if u want (real talk)

....anyways,when did i eva put anyone down on nairaland?

...98% r Homebase guys & r normally ugly

...97% never been to London

...92% of yor friend..ie,the poster...booast about sleeping wit prostitutes and then movin over to university students

...worst of all..according to research..99% of Homebase guys on nairaland dont hav class (its in the report)


...am a Londoner..gots money,class and swag...so why wud i wanna put u people down...for wot? ..anyways,bein paranoid is a normal thing for u guys ((no offense)

Check yourself into psych;you're manic.

MrCork:




..see yor head like Ghana made candle....u ain't been to London...u ain't light skin...u never herd off pekam...even ordnary McDonalds,u never eaten in yor life....and then u think u can talk to a Londoner anyhow?

....sweeery u hav no respect....Goat (no oofense)

nice one....I'm sure u had a Ph.d in this...so u can go on and enjoy yourself.... keep it up bro

Gloria3389:

lolzzz.....I don't argue with pple of your kind....u don't worth it.....Mr perfect

...Ermm sweeery may I remind u that am from London,Peckam and that auto magically usualy mean one thing.....u show respect when talkin to a Londoner...pirrrriod....and please do not even try to impress me u been to London

...coz it ain't gonnnno fly!!

@op,your uni gal clearly likes you.
All you have to do is tell her you want to be in control.(say "I want to come,baby".)
You might even get a BJ.
Be a man,say what you want,just as she tells you what she wants.

*Grabs Popcorn* *waiting for more witty comebacks*

MrCork:



....correction...am goin bak to bed coz i am jetlag...i just arrived at mt hotel in new yoek an hour ago...Penn Hotel in times square...google it. ...and am only hear for 3 days....i can pay yor rent,school fees for a year if u want (real talk)

....anyways,when did i eva put anyone down on nairaland?

...98% r Homebase guys & r normally ugly

...97% never been to London

...92% of yor friend..ie,the poster...booast about sleeping wit prostitutes and then movin over to university students

...worst of all..according to research..99% of Homebase guys on nairaland dont hav class (its in the report)


...am a Londoner..gots money,class and swag...so why wud i wanna put u people down...for wot? ..anyways,bein paranoid is a normal thing for u guys ((no offense)

gimme a break dude would yoh? I aint supportin' d OP either.... But a brother needs advice (if aint got something nice saying bera shut d bleep up!)

hugoart:
Check yourself into psych;you're manic.

...bro AMA Londoner and I drive £28,0000 range rover spot....truss me bro...I can easily pay yor rent and skoool fees anyway....I suggest u talk to me nicely if u want moiney!

MrCork:



...Ermm sweeery may I remind u that am from London,Peckam and that auto magically usualy mean one thing.....u show respect when talkin to a Londoner...pirrrriod....and please do not even try to impress me u been to London

...coz it ain't gonnnno fly!!

I've not been to London.
But if I go,I'll remember to stay away from Peckham (not Peckam).If you're really there,then the place is a slum and is filled with [color=#000099][/color] mo.RONS.

MrCork:



...bro AMA Londoner and I drive £28,0000 range rover spot....truss me bro...I can easily pay yor rent and skoool fees anyway....I suggest u talk to me nicely if u want moiney!

Mushin's not London.
Smh.Your madness has come up again. Is there no psychiatric hospital where you are?