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Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by tosyne2much(m): 5:51pm On Oct 22, 2014
I have come again with my controversial thread after taking my time to do the write-up grin

Just like writing something different from the similar topics we see here day in day out

**It will dumb and immature of you if you take this personal** grin

Lemme keep the ball rolling

1. When you take a lady to an eatery and while she's eating, you are busy salivating just because you don't want to order for yourself simply because you have budgeted her T-fare and you don't want to trek home.. My broda, you are a mumu at OND Level

2 You approached and gave your umbrella to a lady during heavy rainfall claiming you don't like using umbrella, when you were about to depart, you asked for her phone number and she decline saying " I don't give my number to strangers' my brother make I no lie you, you are a mumu at HND level

3. Your mom corrected you at home for your wrong doing and you flare up in anger, your babe shouted and embarrassed in public and you kept mute saying " if not because I love you".. My broda, you are a mumu at 400L level

4. A lady calls you that she needs 1500 for BIS renewal, you quickly dashed out at Hussain Bolt pace to buy the recharge card and few minutes later you started begging your friends for MTN N50 transfer just to make an urgent call which might fetch you a job. My broda, you are a mumu at Bsc level


5. A guy created an insightful thread full of useful tips and you quickly pick offence in it spewing all sort of abusive words and a lady created a similar thread and you started being nice thereby making sensible comments just to impress her, my broda, you are a mumu at Msc level

6. A lady just quoted you started gracing the floor thereby turning it to chat. E.g " how was you nyt ?, what did you eat this morning ? Are you on BBM ? My broda, you are a mumu at PhD level

7. During exam, you spent the first two hours teaching a lady next to you just because you want her to fall into you, after teaching her all the questions, you have barely answered just one questions when invigilators collected your script, saying ""time up.. My brother, you are a mumu at HOD level

8. if you pick offence in this write-up thereby insulting, bashing and raining curses on me, my broda, you are a mumu at VC level

** Add yours*

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Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by Nobody: 5:52pm On Oct 22, 2014
For typing this sh!tt you aren't worth dating

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Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by Rapsainot(m): 5:54pm On Oct 22, 2014
*bouncing like a big boy* cool I'm guilty of none...OP , change the topic to ”how to know the level of mumunity,mugunity and maganity. grin

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Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by iceberylin(m): 5:55pm On Oct 22, 2014
[size=20pt]į'll bę blųŋţ

RUBBISH[/size]

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Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by Rapsainot(m): 5:58pm On Oct 22, 2014
iceberylin:
Hmm
hmmm
Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by Nobody: 5:59pm On Oct 22, 2014
R u done?

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Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by tosyne2much(m): 6:02pm On Oct 22, 2014
Cutehector4u, number 8 describes you.. No be you suppose dey derail my thread.. ** oya modify that thing ASAP** grin
Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by chymystique(f): 6:03pm On Oct 22, 2014
[size=16pt]BORING! undecided [/size]

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Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by nifemi25(m): 6:04pm On Oct 22, 2014
Lesson noted
Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by Harmthe(m): 6:05pm On Oct 22, 2014
hnnmmmmmnmmn!!!.

smelling something.

op, u"ain't writing at primary school level.
Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by Rapsainot(m): 6:06pm On Oct 22, 2014
chymystique:
[size=16pt]BORING! undecided [/size]
yes it will be boring coz they're about to be freed from your bondage undecided
Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by Nobody: 6:06pm On Oct 22, 2014
tosyne2much:
Cutehector4u, number 8 describes you.. No be you suppose dey derail my thread.. ** oya modify that thing ASAP** grin
onto say u don see me befor for insyd the shrine wey u dey take sabi people character abi? Clap for urself
Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by Nobody: 6:06pm On Oct 22, 2014
Tosyne2much,u're guilty of number 6 o
Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by Nobody: 6:07pm On Oct 22, 2014
ok
Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by tosyne2much(m): 6:09pm On Oct 22, 2014
Harmthe:
hnnmmmmmnmmn!!!.

smelling something.

op, u"ain't writing at primary school level.
ehn ehn
Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by valmunich(m): 6:10pm On Oct 22, 2014
Na that number 3 dey make me vex for some people sometimes sad
Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by tosyne2much(m): 6:11pm On Oct 22, 2014
chymystique:
[size=16pt]BORING! undecided [/size]
why won't it be boring when you know that if guys are able to do without this shiit, law of diminishing return will set-in to your kitty-cat

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Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by tosyne2much(m): 6:13pm On Oct 22, 2014
Cutehector4u:
onto say u don see me befor for insyd the shrine wey u dey take sabi people character abi? Clap for urself
egbon calm down.. You shldnt be taking this personal
Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by MizMyColi(f): 6:14pm On Oct 22, 2014
[size=14pt]If this thread make FP
Make my mouth bend, like this:- undecided undecided undecided
[/size]

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Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by COvo(m): 6:15pm On Oct 22, 2014
Lacomus:
For typing this sh!tt you aren't worth dating
Correct guy.So on point.
Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by kay29000(m): 6:17pm On Oct 22, 2014
tosyne2much:
I have come again with my controversial thread after taking my time to do the write-up grin

Just like writing something different from the similar topics we see here day in day out

**I have come with my style again** grin

Lemme keep the ball rolling

1. When you take a lady to an eatery and while she's eating, you are busy salivating just because you don't want to order for yourself simply because you have budgeted her T-fare and you don't want to trek home.. [b] My broda, you aint worth dating at OND Level [/b]

2 You approached and gave your umbrella to a lady during heavy rainfall claiming you don't like using umbrella, when you were about to depart, you asked for her phone number and she decline saying " I don't give my number to strangers' my brother make I no lie you, you aint worth dating at HND level

3. Your mom corrected you at home for your wrong doing and you flare up in anger, your babe shouted and embarrassed in public and you kept mute saying " if not because I love you".. My broda, you aint worth dating at 400L level

4. A lady calls you that she needs 1500 for BIS renewal, you quickly dashed out at Hussain Bolt pace to buy the recharge card and few minutes later you started begging your friends for MTN N50 transfer just to make an urgent call which might fetch you a job. My broda, you aint worth dating at Bsc level


5. A guy created an insightful thread full of useful tips and you quickly pick offence in it spewing all sort of abusive words and a lady created a similar thread and you started being nice thereby making sensible comments just to impress her, my broda, you aint worth dating at Msc level

6. A lady just quoted you started gracing the floor thereby turning it to chat. E.g " how was you nyt ?, what did you eat this morning ? Are you on BBM ? My broda, you aint worth dating at PhD level

7. During exam, you spent the first two hours teaching a lady next to you just because you want her to fall into you, after teaching her all the questions, you have barely answered just one questions when invigilators collected your script, saying ""time up.. My brother, your aint worth dating at HOD level

8. if you pick offence in this write-up thereby insulting, bashing and raining curses on me, my broda, you aint worth dating at VC level

** Add yours*


I wont lie, I was guilty of number 1 at one time. It was a very embarrassing experience, cos even when the cashier was totalling up the amount of what the girl bought in the register, my heart was beating super fast, and I almost had a heart attack when I saw the price nearly surpassing the cash I had in my pocket. Men! It was a very bad experience. Never again tho. Never again.
Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by tosyne2much(m): 6:18pm On Oct 22, 2014
MizMyColi:
[size=14pt]If this thread make FP
Make my mouth bend, like this:- undecided undecided undecided
[/size]
who wan make e make FP b4 ? Dem dey issue cheque for FP ? * smh*

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Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by culata: 6:19pm On Oct 22, 2014
Oooooo kkk, pls like me am new here
Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by tosyne2much(m): 6:19pm On Oct 22, 2014
Jennimma:
Tosyne2much,u're guilty of number 6 o
are you sure ? grin
Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by MizMyColi(f): 6:20pm On Oct 22, 2014
tosyne2much:
who want make e make FP b4 ? Dem dey issue cheque for FP ? * smh*

[size=14pt]
Good
cool
[/size]
Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by Nobody: 6:21pm On Oct 22, 2014
Very hilarious
Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by tosyne2much(m): 6:30pm On Oct 22, 2014
Rapsainot:
*bouncing like a big boy* cool I'm guilty of none...OP , change the topic to ”how to know the level of mumunity,mugunity and maganity. grin
**modified**
Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by Nobody: 6:31pm On Oct 22, 2014
tosyne2much:
are you sure ? grin
hahahaha,u know yourself o
Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by valmunich(m): 6:34pm On Oct 22, 2014
Rapsainot:
farano? that girl ehh... To beat her dey hungry me undecided
Lol.. Wetin she do nah?
Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by tosyne2much(m): 6:43pm On Oct 22, 2014
Lacomus:
For typing this sh!tt you aren't worth dating
nice one.. You don shine
Re: Top 8 Actions That Shows U Ar A Mumu . Where Do U Belong ? by dhensity: 6:44pm On Oct 22, 2014
ok ny broda am a mumu at 400level

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