SuperMartins:
U av got a pretty booty tho..but pls,dat aside..kindly Vote Chibwike today..pls ..thanks

How do u know I've got a pretty booty dear. As for voting I'm not elligible sowy, just registered. Am a newbie

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stormybucci:
u forget put ur name 4 day list ooo

Lolz...I'm not excluded. i discovered this morning.

Why can't they just do 50 squats a day?

ROZZAYY:

How do u know I've got a pretty booty dear. As for voting I'm not elligible sowy, just registered. Am a newbie

Oops..Aii then..leme search for votes elsewhere..thanks all d Same Zay

VIPERVENOM:
mtcheeeeew.........*flies back to meeting*

Na wa o...so even witches stop to visit nairaland on the way to their meetings?

cpsw111:
Three words : What the Phuck
Six words : What do you know about girls

Lol!
Three words : Is it in

OshovieWilliams:
You can easily tell if a girl's buttocks is fake by observing her attitudes towards herself and others.

1. She is very conscious of it: when a girl is overly conscious of her buttocks all the time, it could be a sign that it is fake. Maybe she feels inadequate about it; maybe she feels something that should be hidden is been shown. If she's wearing a butt pad, she may be wondering if there are bulges that could be suspicious.

2. She wants you to look at it. Go on-line and see photos of fake butts with the owners having a thing in common-"look at my....!"-they all want you to look at it.
Even in the real world, the real naturally beautiful girls don't even have time for beauty contests.
Unu na-anugo?

3. They price it too much. Since it boosts their self-esteem, it becomes a treasure to them. Most girls with natural bigger sized butts don't even have time for it. To them, there is more to their lives than that: it doesn't solve their problems; it rather attracts lucherous or "irresponsible" males to them. But those with the fake ones, always brag about it.

If you have more, feel free to add.
Let's educate and enlighten our brothers, together.

most girls, I don't know why evrithing abt them is fake. Fake eyelash, fake skin, fake ASS, fake hair, fake **** fake breast by wearin fake bra wit pad on it. and they don't wana receive fake cash frm guys

ROZZAYY:

How do u know I've got a pretty booty dear. As for voting I'm not elligible sowy, just registered. Am a newbie

What happened to your former moniker?

charijee:
What happened to your former moniker?

Wats my former moniker. Am lost

Btw o

do the size of the butts affext the sweetness of the pu**y?
Habegi, so far the br**st dey firm, i no mind jor, na to chop the p**ny clean mouth..

lukaino:


So that lady gave u a dirty slap after touching it because it is fake?
Conclusion: any lady who slaps you for touching her bum, has a fake bum.

true talk

mayapop:
They don't want you to touch it, cause it's fake!

Lol, dis one na team #smallknarsh...

milkytea:


Oh, I'm still African despite being born in the US

No worries, many American Black men are the same.

Guess you didnt get my drift...nevertheless its like a gene thing for we African men the bigger & firmer the bum, the bigger & firmer the Ego...

It is well

Hahahaha funny thread some gals though

So you're saying we should keeping looking out for these signs whenever we meet a lady? U aint ready

Av always admired ladies with nice butt, curves and hips, bur since the advent of butt pad that has been a turn off for me. I like dem big though

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swtme:
I av a small butt n I admit that most times I'm so bothered bout it but I seriously prefer having a small butt to a fake padded butts that is gonna make me look mad cos I'm conscious of it...

amen to that sister. Better my small and portable that makes me comfortable

Elesta:

Ogbasaragee?

Hey sis, I have nothing against you. I was just curious before you condemned me

I don't know if it's just me but I do not get hard when I know you wear those fake butt things. Happened once with a girl and I was down all weekend. It's irritating.

Just like wonder bra. You wonder where the tits are when they take it off god knows I line you flat chested why deceive me?

Hoes ain't loyal.

Classicalmusic:


Hey sis, I have nothing against you. I was just curious before you condemned me

LOL. That's not curiosity,that's amebo

THIS GUY IS A GOOD BUTT ANALYST

You guys complain about girls wearing fake ass when you should be scared of your follow men that have turned themselves into women . They have done surgery for boobs , nose , face , voice and even genitals even to the extent they look more beautiful that natural born women . Those are the people you should be weary of , to find a woman ie born as a woman should be your problem not real women wearing fake hair .

swtme:
I av a small butt n I admit that most times I'm so bothered bout it but I seriously prefer having a small butt to a fake padded butts that is gonna make me look mad cos I'm conscious of it...

Eiyaa

Elesta:

LOL. That's not curiosity,that's amebo

Amebo? Odi egwu oh

I can see that you're funny. Hey, what's your name?

Classicalmusic:
Amebo? Odi egwu oh

I can see that you're funny. Hey, what's your name?

Coded.won't want to disclose dt here

dedons:
and how does it reduce the price of garri in the market

We shouldn't encourage mediocrity.

This is what I mean: FAKE body parts = FAKE woman, attracts FAKE man and they produce FAKE children. The FAKE parents engage in FAKE businesses e.g FAKE garri, FAKE phones...
Now you,my brother will buy cheap FAKE garri, have a stomach upset, pick up the FAKE phone you just bought to create a thread on nairaland. But because it's FAKE you can't. So... do you now understand?

AVOID EVERY SEMBLANCE OF FAKENESS
LONG LIVE NAIRALAND!
LONG LIVE NIGERIA!
#okthanks
#okbye