DECEMBER IS AROUND THE CORNER!
TIME TO BREAK UP!!!

1* You saw me sweeping my room & you never care to collect the broom and finish the sweeping, It's over!

2* you don't bend properly when u sweep, you'll have
pride issues, & i can't marry a proud woman. *its over*

3* Did u just call me honey? You are trying to say my mum is a Bee? We're done! *its over*

4* My mum checked my future, you are not in it.
*its over*.

5* baby my mum says that there are a lot of
witches in your village so we can't go out anymore!
*its over*

6* why would u tell me to watch champions league
when Man utd is not there! U want to mock me abi?
*Its over*

7* U smiled at the guy in the car while we were trekking. *its over*

8* U don't use my picture as your profile picture,
*its over!*

Add yours!
Letz have fun.

I gave my life to christ .. It's over

hmm this new one sure pass o, juging on my way to December oo, i pray the gold digger no go.get my time Amen.

Girl: Bae, Christmas is just 3days from now

Boy: Are u trying to say I don't have a good memory

Girl: No nau. I didn't say so

Boy: Ooh! U r calling me a liar now right?

Girl: Haba! I didn't nau

Boy: Haba right?? Its over

You use the same deodorant with my mum. It's over.

Tryna avoid xmas gifts abi? What next after the yelutide season? Baby I am sorry I didn't know what came over me, it will never happen again lol. Then in 2months time Valentine's day comes by, another tales by moonlight ni

ronald4lif:
Tryna avoid xmas gifts abi? What next after the yelutide season? Baby I am sorry I didn't know what came over me, it will never happen again lol. Then in 2months time Valentine's day comes by, another tales by moonlight ni

U sabi d package pass me sef.
Some guyz life no be here ooo!

coolestboy:

U sabi d package pass me sef.
Some guyz life no be here ooo!

Lol! I reckon the post is just for fun, break up excuses like these will hardly work, I think women are now wiser and will hardly gives us reason to break up during festive seasons, if the reason for break up is as flimsy as the ones given above then she may never accept the guy back after the xmas period

ronald4lif:


Lol! I reckon the post is just for fun, break up excuses like these will hardly work, I think women are now wiser and will hardly gives us reason to break up during festive seasons, if the reason for break up is as flimsy as the ones given above then she may never accept the guy back after the xmas period

What about diz?

thrizzle:
I gave my life to christ .. It's over

hahahahahah...u are a very gud bad guy.

coolestboy:

What about diz?

Abeg bro, this one pass me, I no wan too laugh abeg lol

guy: babe can we break up?

girL:so you want to break up on december abi?

guy: so you cant even tell when am joking abi? this relationship is not working(frown face).

In my dream I C u pursuing me with food do u want to over feed me when we get married....Its over

I like nairaland while you like facebook. I dont think we are compartible. Its over!

I find this funny

Laff wn tear ma yash

that ur new dress just reminded me of my ex, am sorry, ITS OVER

i called u,ur fone was switched off ITS OVER BETWEEN US

coolestboy:

What about diz?

Is it Hot in here or Is the relationship suffocating me?
It's over.

Guy: Your Ex is real handsome
Girl: Which one?
Guy: Me! It's over

3* Did u just call me honey? You are trying to say my mum is a Bee? We're done! *its over*

U are extremely beautiful, hard working and too caring. I don't deserve u. ITS OVER.

Out of all the movies in my house, its jackie Chan you're watching??
You want to start beating me when we're married?
its over


U farted while we were sleeping last week,
Do u want to make me asthmatic?
Its over


U knew u are fat, yet U sent me a pix on whatsapp
Now my mb is finished
Its over

I told u to stop using smileys while chatting me and u still did
Now its over

Vivly:
Guy: Your Ex is real handsome
Girl: Which one?
Guy: Me! It's over

I so much Xmas breakup.

did it last year. But this time both girls are far from me so there wouldn't be any need for that

Vivly:
Guy: Your Ex is real handsome
Girl: Which one?
Guy: Me! It's over

You took the N50 I left on the bed without telling me and I know you were the one that stole the N80 I left on d TV the other day. I neva knw am dating a BIG THIEF but now dat I know, It's over btw us okay.