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Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by dlex21(m): 9:22pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
I know the hidden agenda of Kim Kardashian, Nikki Minaj and Jennifer Lopez. Yes, I know. These ladies are jealous of Mercy Johnson, Yvonne Okoro and one of my female relatives in the village. Na today real Black women don dey get Big Yansh? Why the sudden obsession with Kim Kardashian’s butt by the Western World? Ehn? And the funny thing is, oyinbo women are now getting butt transplants while those who can’t afford it are using butt pads, or Yansh Pads as we term it here sometimes. Now, this is the humour when it comes to Nigerian and perhaps African women. When God made the African woman, he might have taken an extra rib from Adam to bless the African women in most parts of the continent. That is why South African women have….(*speechless) Narrowing it down to Nigeria and the ethnic groups, it is debatable but research has shown that Yoruba ladies just might have the biggest butts in Nigeria. I am likely to concur with this because ever since I was born and all the years I was growing up, the only images of Yoruba women I could remember from the black and white music clips of those days and Owambe Parties, were images of some bad a*s conservative butt shaking which never got one’s parents incensed enough to switch off the television lest we got ‘spoilt’ but would sooner ask us to close our eyes when images of oyinbos kissing came on the screen. In fact, when I first watched a clip of Fela Kuti’s stage performance in 1977 or 1978 on NTV ( as it was called then), it wasn’t the ‘shakara, shakara’ chorus he was singing which caught my fancy. It was the unbridled butt shaking of his dancing girls which tormented my poor, young innocent soul for years. Then, Charly Boy came in 1987, with his outrageous music video, ‘Big Bottom’ and not even the morally- correct NTA could ban it off the airwaves then even with the tempting close-ups of women with Big Yanshes in that video. Then one lady singer called Uche Ibeto released a video titled ‘Jigida’ where she did some provocative butt shaking as she screamed in a simulated moan ‘ligiligi, ligiligi, sha, sha, sha! ‘. And no one banned that video then because it ‘projected an African dance’. Back to the meat of my story, today’s fashion is a conspiracy to ensure that Butt-om Power will keep on ruling. Everything with women’s fashion seems to bring out the shape of their butts these days. And the Kim Ks and Nikki Minajs are there to help you out, if you have any doubts. Sadly, in Nigeria, I am told that Butt Pads for ladies are in high demand in the market. Why? Because many young ladies want to have butts like Kim Kardashian. I need to ask why an African lady would want to put on artificial pads on what has naturally been padded from heaven. Because of Kim? Fela Kuti did sing that the African People’s problems start from the back. ‘Na from BACK yioooooo’. Don’t get me wrong. I appreciate butt. Good butt. And for those who got it among the ladies, thank God for ‘butt’ering your bread. But when butts are being used now as weapons of distraction, Houston, we have a problem! Why did I write this satire today? Two days ago, at Garki 2, a young lady with well-formed hips came out of a building and stood by the road to flag down a taxi. I tell you, Kim K has nothing on this woman’s butt and I wasn’t looking at her o. I was humming Tisha Cobbs ‘Break Every Chain’ when I saw her. The next thing I knew, an SUV rammed me from behind. Gbosa! A well-dressed young man came out and apologised profusely as I looked at my dented rear bumper. Whilst apologising, he kept glancing at the young lady a few metres away. ‘Mr Man!’ I said, ‘before Yansh will kill you, go and meet that girl and take her contacts so that you will know that the bills you will pay for fixing my dent will be worth it!’ The Guy nor slack. He went to the Lady and a couple of minutes later, they both walked back to his SUV. I don’t care to know what went down with him and the endowed lass but all I know is that I have a new rear bumper at his expense which was fixed yesterday. Obviously that kind of person would not care to pay for bumpers. What with the way he rammed my car from behind, it doesn’t take much imagination to visualise the other types of ramming he loves doing behind closed doors. Source: streethunterng.com/?p=336&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by Nobody: 9:24pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
Na too much amala&ewedu dey causam |
Re: Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by Nobody: 9:24pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
Na too much amala&ewedu dey causam |
Re: Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by iceberylin(m): 9:25pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
Igbo girls got bigger, round and hiply endowed Azz |
Re: Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by dlex21(m): 9:27pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
iceberylin:I agree to disagree... I've stayed in both places and I can confidently say Yoruba gals gat it more |
Re: Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by Nobody: 9:29pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
OK.. Anyways ,never really been with an Igbo lady but them self get nice azz shaa..can't wait to av an Igbo lady on me |
Re: Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by iceberylin(m): 9:30pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
dlex21: OYO |
Re: Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by Elcemento(m): 9:37pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
Maybe it's the food they eat MY SIGNATURE, MY PROFILE, MY BUSINESS !!! |
Re: Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by Tallesty1(m): 9:39pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
iceberylin:Yorubas have the biggest azz. Igbos have serious and smart azz |
Re: Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by ireneony(f): 9:44pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
I thought calabar women got the biggest bottom in Nigeria |
Re: Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by ireneony(f): 9:48pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
dlex21:whatever rock your boat.. but that does change the fact, that does change the fact most of them are dark skin.......but Yoruba get respect sha, de can greet |
Re: Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by ogorchimeizie(m): 9:48pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
after all this long talk NO pics..........? |
Re: Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by iceberylin(m): 9:53pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
Tallesty1:Lol..be likebsay u dh **** |
Re: Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by Tallesty1(m): 9:58pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
iceberylin:Nah yhu sabi |
Re: Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by 100Cents: 10:18pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
Are you okay ? |
Re: Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by iyisco2001(m): 10:29pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
Which kind thread be this, I thought u said you want to tell us why Yoruba women have the biggest butt. |
Re: Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by dlex21(m): 10:44pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
ireneony:Black is beautiful |
Re: Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by dlex21(m): 10:46pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
iyisco2001:Suggest a better topic |
Re: Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by iyisco2001(m): 10:56pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
dlex21:Yoruba women have the biggest butt, #datsall |
Re: Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by holusormi(m): 1:59am On Nov 30, 2014 |
iyisco2001: Your joblessness these days is alarming, infact the idiocy of you is alarming to me |
Re: Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by akinsadeez(m): 2:37am On Nov 30, 2014 |
What can I say .......interesting |
Re: Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by Sanguine(f): 3:07am On Nov 30, 2014 |
ireneony: Yoruba can kill someone with greeting ehn. E kuu topic oo. Emi o s'opo re laye... |
Re: Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by ireneony(f): 7:22am On Nov 30, 2014 |
op, why u come change the title na |
Re: Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by Exjoker(m): 9:00am On Nov 30, 2014 |
Look at these responsible young men arguing about A$$...what a pity and Tomorrow one of you will want to rule this country...smh
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Re: Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by iyisco2001(m): 2:13pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
holusormi: |
Re: Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by Nobody: 3:06pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
ireneony: ... 1 Like |
Re: Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by dlex21(m): 1:11pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
ireneony: The former topic didn't reflect the content |
Re: Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by ireneony(f): 1:15pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
dlex21:the former title brought more views than this one |
Re: Nigeria ladies and their butt-riority complex by dlex21(m): 7:11am On Dec 02, 2014 |
ireneony:Only for them to be disappointed |
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