sonOfLucifer:

You fools have saying that for centuries. We still here bro, we still here. Doing our thing like we supposed to. Fucknigg chresrard biitchess..

Idiiot, then you n ur useless father(lucifer) should show urselves physically to us, so we can deal with u and fasten uP your passing away, instead of waiting for god's time.

mobuch:


Idiiot, then you n ur useless father(lucifer) should show urselves physically to us, so we can deal with u and fasten uP your passing away, instead of waiting for god's time.

Lovers of blood, war and death. That is all these fools know.

MzNelly:

So are you.

How are you? Been up all night following the APC primaries. Going to rest my tired bones. I like you. Hope mzmycoli isnt jealous.

sonOfLucifer:

How are you? Been up all night following the APC primaries. Going to rest my tired bones. I like you. Hope mzmycoli isnt jealous.

So you can be dedicated to something other than being a satanist?
Well...have a wonderful rest, now.

sonOfLucifer:
1 Peter 2.18 You who are slaves must submit to your masters with all respect.Do what they tell you—not only if they are kind and reasonable, but even if they are cruel. 19 For God is pleased when, conscious of his will, you patiently endure unjust treatment. 20 Of course, you get no credit for being patient if you are beaten for doing wrong. But if you suffer for doing good and endure it patiently, God is pleased with you.
White kids, slavery rocks. Black kids, remain a good slvae for your reward is in heaven.

Now, Let the new testament guys explain this one!

MzNelly:

So you can be dedicated to something other than being a satanist?
Well...have a wonderful rest, now.

Lol, of course. I'm quite a nice fellow if you get to know me. Had a wonderful rest. How was your day? Who are you gonna vote for?

sonOfLucifer:

Lol, of course. I'm quite a nice fellow if you get to know me. Had a wonderful rest. How was your day? Who are you gonna vote for?

I don't doubt you're being a nice fellow.
My day was great.

My day was great.
I have zero interest in politics. You?

MzNelly:

I don't doubt you're being a nice fellow.
My day was great.

My day was great.
I have zero interest in politics. You?

Be Careful!

Macelliot:

Be Careful!

Of?

Funny thread.

Ishilove:

Otherwise what? What will you do? Cast a spell on me? Nigga puhleeze! Mscheeew.

I am a nairalander, just like you. Once a thread is opened on this forum, it becomes public property, so that means I, as a bonafide member of Nairaland, am free to comment on ANY thread that interests me, and there is nothing you can do about it. Get that into your Luciferian head.

So as I was asking, what the Bleep is your point with your posts? Doesn't make much sense.

Lol @ the bolded...

Ishi-ism

musKeeto:
Funny thread.

Hilarious!

Krystalxxx:


Hehehe....that's what my brother is doing....he believes in God at this stage and not in religion. Well , I'm not doing any tourist touring.. ...I choose to sit in my religion. No get time for wahala jor

Actually, God has blessed you. So you can understand him. And the good thing is: when you understand him, you realize that he's on our side. Inspire of what these guys yarn.

One more thing: believing in God is not enough. Go tell your bro to believe in Jesus, the salvation of God. These guys here aren't anti-God, though they seem to be. They're actually anti-Jesus. I've known them long enough.

sonOfLucifer:
GEN 38.8 Then Judah said to Onan, “Go in to tyour brother’s wife and uperform the duty of a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother.” 9 But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his. So whenever he went in to his brother’s wife he would waste the semen on the ground, so as not to give offspring to his brother. 10 And what he did was wicked in the sight of the Lord, and he put him to death also
Kids, your God does not like condoms.

What does this passage have to do with condoms?

AlfaSeltzer:


So, we are no longer under the 10 commandments?

Yes. We are no longer under the 10 commandments.

Joshthefirst:
Yes. We are no longer under the 10 commandments.

Good to know. Glory be to Satan.

AlfaSeltzer:


If that is so, then why are you bothered with the op?

I thought your god never changes. why are you not comfortable with what he did in the old testament?

About the new testament and its fake love preaching, tell us what Paul said about Cretans.

we are very comfortable. Because we understand. You do not understand. So you're confused and fight to extend your confusion to others.

We understand well enough. We're happy and glad because we're saved. And with people like your running mouths and giving us even more publicity, others will be saved too, as they look for truth. Thank you. God bless you.

ihedinobi2:

What does this passage have to do with condoms?

Well, condom is a waste of Fluid. LOL

AlfaSeltzer:

Well, condom is a waste of Fluid. LOL

Ok. So what does that have to do with anything here? Did God kill Onan for wasting his seed or for refusing to sire children for his dead brother?

Joshthefirst:
we are very comfortable. Because we understand. You do not understand. So you're confused and fight to extend your confusion to others.

We understand well enough. We're happy and glad because we're saved. And with people like your running mouths and giving us even more publicity, others will be saved too, as they look for truth. Thank you. God bless you.

Only a sadist like you would be comfortable with the mass murder of babies, rape of little girls, slavery, racism, delusions etc that the bible is filled with.

AlfaSeltzer:


Good to know. Glory be to Satan.

No. Bad news for Satan. Lolz. The confused man doesn't even know what's good news or bad news for his master.

With the law was the knowledge of sin. Now we live under grace. And Sin does not have dominion over us! Now we live under grace and the gift of righteousness and we reign in life. When we reign, satan, your master, does not reign. We kick him around and live carefree lives under grace. Hallelujah.

Joshthefirst:
No. Bad news for Satan. Lolz. The confused man doesn't even know what's good news or bad news for his master.

With the law was the knowledge of sin. Now we live under grace. And Sin does not have dominion over us! Now we live under grace and the gift of righteousness and we reign in life. When we reign, satan, your master, does not reign. We kick him around and live carefree lives under grace. Hallelujah.

Whatever.

AlfaSeltzer:


Only a sadist like you would be comfortable with the mass murder of babies, rape of little girls, slavery, racism, delusions etc that the bible is filled with.

No. Only a foolish, confused and blind man in need of help would turn away from the story of salvation and mercy the bible is filled with.

I have a thing for people like you.

ihedinobi2:

Ok. So what does that have to do with anything here? Did God kill Onan for wasting his seed or for refusing to sire children for his dead brother?

One or the other doesn't make a difference. Foolish god should have avoided all this fucking your brother's wife if he had given them children before he took away Er's life.

AlfaSeltzer:


Gay. Just like jizz-us

People like you I said. I meant I have a thing for confused, lost people, even those that put up a front of hardness and insane foolishness. I love the joy I see in their eyes when they find truth. I love the love I see inspired in them when they recognize Gods love and blessings for them. I am fulfilled as many are, when a sinner finds grace. And a man is translated into the unbreakable fullness of life and enjoyment in Christ.

Joshthefirst:
People like you I said. I meant I have a thing for confused, lost people, even those that put up a front of hardness and insane foolishness. I love the joy I see in their eyes when they find truth. I love the love I see inspired in them when they recognize Gods love and blessings for them. I am fulfilled as many are, when a sinner finds grace. And a man is translated into the unbreakable fullness of life and enjoyment in Christ.

It doesn't work on real servants of Satan. Try menstruating women.

AlfaSeltzer:


One or the other doesn't make a difference. Foolish god should have avoided all this fucking your brother's wife if he had given them children before he took away Er's life.

How does it not? Is it the same thing to kill a man because he used a condom during sex as it is to kill him for simply refusing to sire children for his dead brother? Do you seriously think that they're the same thing?

Joshthefirst:
People like you I said. I meant I have a thing for confused, lost people, even those that put up a front of hardness and insane foolishness. I love the joy I see in their eyes when they find truth. I love the love I see inspired in them when they recognize Gods love and blessings for them. I am fulfilled as many are, when a sinner finds grace. And a man is translated into the unbreakable fullness of life and enjoyment in Christ.

Do you know God(Yahweh)?

philfearon:

Do you know God(Yahweh)?

Yeah. We're tight.

Joshthefirst:
Yeah. We're tight.

Tell me everything you know about him intimately..No reference to the bible please!

philfearon:

..No reference to the bible please!

Forget about it then. The bible is Gods word. The primary way in which he speaks.