emperorchedda:
I would rather fight for a playstation game pad than fight for a woman
Reminds me of school days when I was embarrassed in front of a female hostel..two ladies got full of themselves and decided to go into physical combat over a dude who has absolutely nothing to do with them.
When the brawl got out of hand a nigga quietly started moving away to my surprise some girls in the hostel realized a nigga was the cause of the battle of their colleagues then a nigga heard 'na dis mumu dem dey fight for oo' within a blink of an eye one of them threw a bucket of urine on a nigga in rage and the rest was history.
Never been that embarrassed

akinsadeez:


Bros..... pertinent questions from this story

1.) Didnt they have toilet facilities in that female hostel abi how come they were urinating inside a bucket

2.) Even if they were urinating inside a bucket ( as weird as of sounds) would they have placed the bucket right in front of d hostel in full view of everyone

3) or is it that the girls quickly donated urine while u were trying to 'escape' and poured it on you

4) or is it that they had urinated already and were just waiting for you to be the partaker?

5) lastly how did you know dat the content of d bucket was urine. By taste or smell

Oya talk true bros, you added a little maggi and salt to this story. .

ammyluv2002:
Physical = Never and will never do it

Spiritually = Yes! I can fight over a guy with my attitude and prayers to win him back from any babe who decides to reap where she did not sow

holatin:
I once fought because of weird mc, when she and Femi kuti are close.
She said he is just a friend but I fear d kutis family cus there Ve history of fucking.

I had to hit Femi kuti twice before he left her for me.

Abbey2sam:


me too been dey eyeing eye you

holatin:
so allow me to eye you as much as possible.

akinsadeez:


Bros..... pertinent questions from this story

1.) Didnt they have toilet facilities in that female hostel abi how come they were urinating inside a bucket

2.) Even if they were urinating inside a bucket ( as weird as it sounds) would they have placed the bucket right in front of d hostel in full view of everyone

3) or is it that the girls quickly donated urine while u were trying to 'escape' and poured it on you

4) or is it that they had urinated already and were just waiting for you to be the partaker?

5) lastly how did you know dat the content of d bucket was urine. By taste or smell

Oya talk true bros, you added a little maggi and salt to this story. .

ammyluv2002:
Physical = Never and will never do it

Spiritually = Yes! I can fight over a guy with my attitude and prayers to win him back from any babe who decides to reap where she did not sow

ammyluv2002:
Physical = Never and will never do it

Spiritually = Yes! I can fight over a guy with my attitude and prayers to win him back from any babe who decides to reap where she did not sow

ammyluv2002:
Physical = Never and will never do it

Spiritually = Yes! I can fight over a guy with my attitude and prayers to win him back from any babe who decides to reap where she did not sow

ammyluv2002:
Physical = Never and will never do it

Spiritually = Yes! I can fight over a guy with my attitude and prayers to win him back from any babe who decides to reap where she did not sow