Mrs first lady dreamer, have you asked your husband the were about of his certificate?

FrancisTony:
Why giving herself unnecessary hope when her illiterate husband hasn't won?.

Smh

dnt talk like antagonists jaare,or why are u running after a race that have already been won

Skako:
Well said my awating first lady not english blunder like PEJ

Top 15 Patience Jonathan’s English Blunders
Please Read:
1. My husband and Sambo is a good people (Imagine)
2. The President was once a child and the senatorswereonce a children.
3. My fellow widows.(Is her husband dead?)
4. A good mother takes care of hischildren.(Hischildren? Like Seriously?)
5. The people sitting before youwere once a children.(Smh)
6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy tocarry second in an international competition like thisone,(addressingpress men after Female Under-19FIFAWorld Cup).
7. The bombers who born them? Wasn’t it not awoman? Theywere once a children now a adult nowthey are bombing women and children making somechildren a widow.(Is she a literate?)
8. My heart feels sorry for these children who havebecome widows for loosing their parents for one reasonor another. (Lmfao….)
9. We should have love for our fellowNigeriansirrespective of their NATIONALITY(Lwkmd)
10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are respondingtotreatment. (Doctors and nurses?)
11. I would rather kill myself instead ofcommittingsuicide. (What’s the difference?)
12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhoodlives on. (Manhood?)
13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family. (Laughwan tear my belle o)
14. Why will bokharam bomb last churches onchristmas day, theydon’t have respect for Jesus, theyare a very bad person,infact I’m a sadder woman rightnow and Mr.President ismore saddest(Sad,sadder,saddest…)
15. We all have HIV.( For real?


We have tried of these blunders we need change
but am not among that number 15
sai buhari

Thank you for this, laugh don tear my belle

Truckpusher:
I dun faint for laff.

Chai ! Kanwulia all this comic relief you're sharing ....diaris .......[size=20pt]SSSHARIA BLOKOS OOOOOOOOOO!!!! [/size]

Oh jes o!!!
We dey KAMKPEEEEEE!
APC don ban me till FEBRUARY BURIAL!

Mu he he he he he he he he

doctokwus:

The most annoying part and which I know many summoned that day would want to take a pound of flesh from her when GEJ loses is the temerity and nerve she had summoning senior govt officials and security chiefs to answer query on those missing chibok girls,and in front of cameras for that matter!
That woman continued appearance alone is enuf for GEJ to be voted out,talkless of his confounding incompetence.

That woman usurped more powers than her husband. I can bet you that most of the problems her husband is got is cos of her inability to allow the man act in his capacity as the elected president. Rather she's acting as if she's the one we all went out to queue for on the day I and my peeps voted GEJ. But that ain't gon happen any more.


GMB 2015

EdCure:
Save Nigeria
Remove Jonathan
Bring Buhari!

. #COPIED

I will nt fight u or protest becos u insult Jesus. Jesus has d power to fight his battle. If nt for the transformation agenda, almajiri like u would nt have known how to read. A female fowl lilke u

ARKdiscloser7:
Hehehehehe!!
See this aboki woman, whose sense do u want to use.

In other words you'll be stealing money "TRADITIONALLY"

That "northerner woman" oozes class and beauty unlike your southerner diaris god PEJ that keeps embarrassing her PhD holder without thesis husband.. Ethnic bigot

When you look at this beautiful
woman picture,you will be forced to ask
yourself and wonder which part of heaven did
MAMA PUT comes from?
Jezebel

Skako:
Well said my awating first lady not english blunder like PEJ

Top 15 Patience Jonathan’s English Blunders
Please Read:
1. My husband and Sambo is a good people (Imagine)
2. The President was once a child and the senatorswereonce a children.
3. My fellow widows.(Is her husband dead?)
4. A good mother takes care of hischildren.(Hischildren? Like Seriously?)
5. The people sitting before youwere once a children.(Smh)
6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy tocarry second in an international competition like thisone,(addressingpress men after Female Under-19FIFAWorld Cup).
7. The bombers who born them? Wasn’t it not awoman? Theywere once a children now a adult nowthey are bombing women and children making somechildren a widow.(Is she a literate?)
8. My heart feels sorry for these children who havebecome widows for loosing their parents for one reasonor another. (Lmfao….)
9. We should have love for our fellowNigeriansirrespective of their NATIONALITY(Lwkmd)
10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are respondingtotreatment. (Doctors and nurses?)
11. I would rather kill myself instead ofcommittingsuicide. (What’s the difference?)
12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhoodlives on. (Manhood?)
13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family. (Laughwan tear my belle o)
14. Why will bokharam bomb last churches onchristmas day, theydon’t have respect for Jesus, theyare a very bad person,infact I’m a sadder woman rightnow and Mr.President ismore saddest(Sad,sadder,saddest…)
15. We all have HIV.( For real?


We have tried of these blunders we need change
but am not among that number 15
sai buhari

You see your life? GEJ until 2019. Buhari go back to your cows

Thinkr:
Oh now you see the need for education? When the husband bullhari can't even speak good english or address issue without reading a paper funny

Bros! Buhari hs wlth of xperience fr more beta dan Gej, stop bein bias, Gej got PhD frm unversty of PH [under our edu system], Buhari went places, lyk war college US, cambridge etc, its so amazin hw we Nigerians place more value on paper certificate dan real xperience, i Swear, Gej is a copy & pest PhD holder, Note: 1990 constition we're currntly usin states clearly dat a skul cert.holder, [wch culd b Waec or FSLC] or if u've served in any capacity both in public or private sector up2 10yrs,or if u can read & write [even though u did not atend even primary skul, so far u can read & write] u 're eligible 2 contest 4d offce of d presidncy & u most be a Nigerian by birth,, so doz acuzin Buhari of cert. Ar not constitutionaly inclined!

FrancisTony:
Why giving herself unnecessary hope when her illiterate husband hasn't won?.

Smh

Rr yu sure yu Rr OK? Am nt sure @ all bcus dat brain box of yur's shud b formatted

Surprising!
What values do you want to teach my daughters?
That it is okay to ignore the health and moral implications of being a child bride to a man with kids older than they are?
That it is okay to be "yoked" with an illiterate cattle rearer who lacks the basic skills to succeed in his business(150 cows for almost a decade,less than 1million Naira in his account and had to borrow to build a house!-his words not mine)?
That it is okay to associate with criminals and low lifes (the likes of Tinubu and Lia Muhammed et al) and flout every beliefs they stand for all in the quest for elusive power?
Good news!
Mrs Buhari has woken up from her dream to face the cold reality that there is no way her husband will ever win an election in Nigeria!


For those whose lineage may never see the gates of Asokoro talkless of Aso Rock or those who can't construct a simple sentence complaining and castigating their betters an advice for you;desist or continue in your gloomy existence.

mgbeketoto:



Oh jes o!!!
We dey KAMKPEEEEEE!
APC don ban me till FEBRUARY BURIAL!

Mu he he he he he he he he

Chai! you like wahala no be small.

Elan83:
[s]Bros! Buhari hs wlth of xperience fr more beta dan Gej, stop bein bias, Gej got PhD frm unversty of PH [under our edu system], Buhari went places, lyk war college US, cambridge etc, its so amazin hw we Nigerians place more value on paper certificate dan real xperience, i Swear, Gej is a copy & pest PhD holder, Note: 1990 constition we're currntly usin states clearly dat a skul cert.holder, [wch culd b Waec or FSLC] or if u've served in any capacity both in public or private sector up2 10yrs,or if u can read & write [even though u did not atend even primary skul, so far u can read & write] & u most be a Nigerian by birth,, so doz acuzin Buhari of cert. Ar not constitutionaly inclined![/s]

K

Truckpusher:
Chai! you like wahala no be small.

If diaraa kwesti-ons to h-ask. . . WILL YOU KEEP KWAYETTTT?

[quote author=lalasticlala post=30100388][/quote]wish yu all d best ma, vry soon all yur enemies in PDP will b put 2 shame.

pa buhari doesn't have up to one million naira but the daughter dey school abroad,abi na my father dey sponsore her,and this small lady married mpa buhari because of greed.mtwee

9ja people no dey wise at all see their president who even care for them den still dey follow him NA WA oooo

kaybee100683:
That "northerner woman" oozes class and beauty unlike your southerner diaris god PEJ that keeps embarrassing her PhD holder without thesis husband.. Ethnic bigot

At least OUR PATIENCE nor be 'ASHAWO GALA'!
She did not climb into an OLD GRANDPA'S BED. . . .before she started MENSTRUATING!
Shioooor!

nonsense, the title "first lady" should be scraped

[quote author=lalasticlala post=30100388][/quote]

Madam, your husband is clueles.... I mean who gets F9 in Wood work?

mgbeketoto:


If diaraa kwesti-ons to h-ask. . . WILL YOU KEEP KWAYETTTT?

Noooooo....

femicyrus:
See clean English

No gbagaun abi? Them no address their fellow women as their fellow widows abi? God punish Jonathan

Wittylens:
Keep Dreaming..Dreams Come True

After February 14 ,


GEJ Will Remain The President.

PEJ will Remain The First Lady.

Sambo Will Remain Vice-President..


Obasanjo Will Go Back To His Ota FARM.

Tinubu Will Go Back To His House In Ikeja


Buhari Will Go back to his Cows in Katsina

Amaechi Will Go To Jail.


NIGERIA WILL MOVE FORWARD >>>>>>>>>>>>

No be OTA Obasanjo dey before? And for what offence will Amaechi be jail for? Is it antagonizing the presidency on 16 is more than 19 or for challenging the presidency for the use of the state stadium?

F10 in MATH. . .no reasoning faculty!
What a blokos!
Husband my foot!

Truckpusher:
Noooooo....

Tenk you!

Elan83:
Bros! Buhari hs wlth of xperience fr more beta dan Gej, stop bein bias, Gej got PhD frm unversty of PH [under our edu system], Buhari went places, lyk war college US, cambridge etc, its so amazin hw we Nigerians place more value on paper certificate dan real xperience, i Swear, Gej is a copy & pest PhD holder, Note: 1990 constition we're currntly usin states clearly dat a skul cert.holder, [wch culd b Waec or FSLC] or if u've served in any capacity both in public or private sector up2 10yrs,or if u can read & write [even though u did not atend even primary skul, so far u can read & write] u 're eligible 2 contest 4d offce of d presidncy & u most be a Nigerian by birth,, so doz acuzin Buhari of cert. Ar not constitutionaly inclined!

And he said he will '' pite kworofshion'' ? and stabilize global oil frice?

Skako:
Well said my awating first lady not english blunder like PEJ

Top 15 Patience Jonathan’s English Blunders
Please Read:
1. My husband and Sambo is a good people (Imagine)
2. The President was once a child and the senatorswereonce a children.
3. My fellow widows.(Is her husband dead?)
4. A good mother takes care of hischildren.(Hischildren? Like Seriously?)
5. The people sitting before youwere once a children.(Smh)
6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy tocarry second in an international competition like thisone,(addressingpress men after Female Under-19FIFAWorld Cup).
7. The bombers who born them? Wasn’t it not awoman? Theywere once a children now a adult nowthey are bombing women and children making somechildren a widow.(Is she a literate?)
8. My heart feels sorry for these children who havebecome widows for loosing their parents for one reasonor another. (Lmfao….)
9. We should have love for our fellowNigeriansirrespective of their NATIONALITY(Lwkmd)
10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are respondingtotreatment. (Doctors and nurses?)
11. I would rather kill myself instead ofcommittingsuicide. (What’s the difference?)
12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhoodlives on. (Manhood?)
13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family. (Laughwan tear my belle o)
14. Why will bokharam bomb last churches onchristmas day, theydon’t have respect for Jesus, theyare a very bad person,infact I’m a sadder woman rightnow and Mr.President ismore saddest(Sad,sadder,saddest…)
15. We all have HIV.( For real?


We have tried of these blunders we need change
but am not among that number 15
sai buhari

lmaoOooooooooooo,can't laf alone

50calibre:
This is the outgoing First Lady of Nigeria



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIlHbWMwuHs

A monumental disgrace, how do Nigerians stomach this embarrassment.

She can't give a single coherent sentence with exhibiting crudeness.

Now look at her retar*ded husband below, like a school boy receiving instruction from the head teacher.. Hahahahaha who gave this guy a PhD? I want one too


The earlier Nigerians get rid of this embarrassment & her fisherman husband, the better.

America will know that only you waka come

Austin4lif:
Hahhahahahahahahahahahhahha, am laughing In ijaw and kalabari. Madam have u taken ur druigs today? Ur husband will cry again comes failbbuhari. We will nt vote for him. Go and rule over ur cows and tell ur fulani brothers to stop killing pple. A terrorist can nt rule me, a dictator can nt rule nigeria. We need change but nt from a fanatic. For me and my household, na Jona we know.

I pity you. GEJ has succeeded in limiting your thinking
via poverty of mind.